This picture is over 2 years old, but if ever there was a time to share it…

Moles are genuinely cool creatures, if not a pain in the ass

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She’s at home resting from surgery maybe stop being a misogynist?

This is literally the funniest possible response I could have gotten about this situation.

Touch grass.

Anyway Kate Middleton is missing bc got drunk and gave herself a French Bob in her bathroom mirror at 3 am and had a subsequent nervous breakdown

Buster Keaton during the filming of Our Hospitality (1923)

you should explode for the enrichment ❤💥

Thank you <3 I wish you an enriching explosion too! <3

why the fuck did i just get a notification that freddy krueger's left ballsack liked my shit. whoever you are, do not ever change your username, it is fantastic.

I spent two hours scrolling #gay and it was one of the best tag scrolls I've done in a while, just so much unapologetic, love, support, and just truth. It felt real y,know? Some stinkers but very few bad posts that irked me. So if you ever want to scroll through a tag and enjoy unapologetic queerness at ever step, I suggest that one, just be prepared for horny stuff too of course. XP

frogs

Yes, what on earth *are* you doing??

i love it when i see a post that has 3 likes and i can only see 1 like. my archenemy is there. hiding

Just wanted to thank you for this post years ago. My life has changed forever since then. From being a closeted gay on tumblr in high school to being embraced and apart of an amazing community, friends and more. Although I didn't achieve all of this in 2016, some of them I did. But now in 2022, all of them are checked off. I'm thankful and grateful.

I can't even tell you how deeply hearing this touched me, and I am so proud of your growth! the fact you can now tick off all these is nothing short of phenomenal. I'm honored to know I had a part in helping you along during one of the most pivotal points in your journey.

i am so so sorry to say this but i saw your monk post (i follow the tags) and it took me until i was well into the first paragraph that i realized you weren't talking about The Monkees (the show)

Don't be sorry, that's amazing

finally made a proper blog after like three years of lurking on this hellsite. time to terrorize the masses

did someone say blog description update?

TZ twitter/insta: screaming crying throwing up over 6 pixels of them on a beach

Me: makes a baecation playlist for them…

really happy with how this track came out