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elderbeariez · 5 minutes
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elderbeariez · 22 minutes
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> you try and harass a trans woman off the website
> trans women are less trusting and polite about tme people
> a trans woman does not straightforwardly answer a bad faith question, because she doesn't trust you
> you accuse her of being a bigot or a sexual predator for not answering the question
> you try and harass a trans woman off the website
and the cycle repeats
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elderbeariez · 25 minutes
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I’m getting strong enough to kill you all
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elderbeariez · 31 minutes
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spongebob premiered 25 yrs ago today :)
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elderbeariez · 2 hours
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Shotgunning hits of weed into your mouth and as I get sloppily drunk I start slapping you hard across the face every time you don’t manage to catch all of the smoke in your mouth
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elderbeariez · 2 hours
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Had to throw this together after being struck with inspiration.
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elderbeariez · 2 hours
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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elderbeariez · 2 hours
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ten years from now there's going to be a brand new type of emo girl whos posting dark edits of bluey saying swear words and doing xanax like they've been doing with hello kitty for decades now. and it's gonna be awesome
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elderbeariez · 3 hours
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elderbeariez · 3 hours
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
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elderbeariez · 3 hours
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elderbeariez · 11 hours
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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elderbeariez · 11 hours
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im sorry but dutch is a deeply unserious language
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