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Ya know I think after u free the end and get the dragon egg chickens should be able to sit on it and adopt it as their own
#bc chickens are dumb and it would be funny#pls pls in the next update#i just kinda wanna take the one of the rarest items in the game and put it in my chicken pit....i mean coop#mineblr#minecraft#minecraft chicken#ender dragon#like ya know chickens within a certain distance from the egg sit on it like paarots on player shoulders
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anyways since april the first is almost over, happy ken day to dot barrett and dot barrett alone
#n o bc i find it incredibly funny that egu.taku voices 2 april 1st birthday clowns with somewhat similar energies*#*albeit ken actually somehow manages to get girls and dot gets snubbed by everyone and anyone#i think ken and dot would be good frenemies lmao (but the enemies bit is onesided on dot’s end)#i should reread m a s h l e again bc yk it’s nice to read something that you don’t need to work your brain to comprehend sometimes..#unlike s o m e ongoing popular sj series iykwim—#but lol i didn’t expect the dumb creampuff guy anime to get so popular bc of the op theme#it’s a real pity that practically every va of the second series did the bbbb dance *except* for ucchi#i should really watch s2 now that it’s completed though… i want to see how ucchi voices carpaccio…#anyways happy ken day stay trollin young man#shibakentucky fried chicken
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Okay but hear me out- Indian American Reader x Bakugou??? With maybe an rock control quirk (+ metals bc we love a strong bb) but like I can imagine his shock when he realizes that someone can not only withstand his explosions with the metal she creates but someone with even more fucked up tastebuds with the amount of spicy food she eats on a daily basis??
“That all you got?” You call out, commanding rocks to rise from the earth as you shield yourself from his explosions.
“Shut your piehole, extra!” Bakugou roars, skidding to a stop at the end of the room, before launching himself back at you so fast you almost didn’t have time to react.
An explosion meets your shields, and in a second, he’s got you pinned down on the pavement, sweat dripping, knee against your leg and hand on your palm.
“Told you I could handle you, didn’t I?” He smirks devilishly, palms throbbing. He appreciates a good fight.
You don a matching grin, muscles tightening. “Not quite.”
His smile vanishes.
You wield the cement with practised motions, causing Bakugou to slam into the ground next to you.
Flipping him over, you exchange positions, you on top, and a very angry Bakugou beneath you.
“I win,” you whisper, a cocky smile curling on your face.
Bakugou attempts to use his explosions, only for you to reinforce the cement with metal.
He groans. “Dumb fuckin’ luck.”
“Look, it was funny the first time, but I’m calling a time-out on your insults.” You huff. “I won fair and square.”
“I pinned you first, smartass!”
“I neutralised you first, dumbfuck—”
Shoto takes a sip out of his protein shake. “Hey Bakugou. If you’re flirting, you’re doing a really bad job at it—”
“I’M GONNA FUCKING ASSASSINATE YOU ICYHOT.”
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“This scares me,” Denki coughs. “Like, full-body ghost summoning kind of scary.”
Half of the class lies on the couch, utterly defeated by the hot sauce Denki had unknowingly made as a dipping sauce because he misread the bottle. You know, Bakugou’s exclusive Hot One’s Last Dab Sauce.
It had knocked the absolute wind out of strong contenders Kirishima and Ashido, and completely ruined Midoriya, who was still hiccuping and hacking away at the sink. Todoroki was passed out on the couch and Denki was half convince he was on his dying breath.
No, what scared him was you two freaks.
“Ha! What a bunch of wimps!” Bakugou cackles, lathering his fried chicken with the sauce and taking a good bite out of it. Bro didn’t look bothered in the slightest. In fact, Denki would wager the trigger-happy human landmine was enjoying the murderous sauce.
“This is really good,” You sigh, reaching for another fried chicken and dipping it entirely into the saucer. “Where’d you get it?”
Denki begs your fucking pardon?
“Should come over to my house, Ma makes the best spice,” Bakugou grins, eyes glinting as you chew on your drumstick innocently.
Your eyes light up. “Invitation accepted. Now move the damn dip over. We need more.”
“You both,” Denki wheezes. “Are demons. Menaces.”
“You’re just a pussy, Spark Plug.”
Denki would argue, but he doesn’t think his throat would cooperate.
Truly, a match made in heaven.
Or hell.
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Author's note: Seriously this was so cute! Frankly, as someone who loves spicy food, loved to see the representation of this and a strong reader that can hold her own against Blasty! it's nice to cuddle up and play damsel with the heroes, but sometimes I just wanna take no bull and stand on my own two feet! (Kick them in the balls or smth, therapeutic as heck)
Thanks for requesting, it means a lot! 🧡
#mha#mha fanfiction#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#bakugou katuski x reader#fluff#bakugou x y/n#bakugo x you#bakugou fluff#katsuki bakugō
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random fucking ghoul headcanons/scenarios because this shit floods my brain 24/7
phantom really loves colored lights they make him very happy
dew and swiss did some gross things as kids. u know those green apple suckers that were covered in caramel? swiss used to eat the caramel off and let dew have the rest. dew would also suck on warheads until they weren't sour and then gave the rest to swiss
mountain hates bubblegum things (taste and smell)
mountain loves candy corn but dew thinks it's gross so he picks on mountain for it every fall
sunshine fucking adores carving pumpkins. it's her favorite part of halloween
all the ghouls and ghoulettes cannot stand mushy apples. especially phantom and mountain (they might cry if they eat a mushy apple)
aurora thinks purple grapes taste better than green ones and dew insists that they taste the same
rain and phantom hate coleslaw
dew loves sour candy but mountain hates it
cumulus is absolutely amazing at baking and cooking
cirrus on the other hand- great at baking, might die if she tries to cook
one time phantom tried to make grilled cheese for copia but forgot to put the plates in the george foreman grill
mountain and dew hate when stick butter is completely refrigerated and then used for toast or something bc it's hard for them to rub around and it frustrates tf outta them
phantom really hates centipedes and millipedes he will scream bloody murder if one is near him
sunny catches spiders and shows them to people very proudly (cirrus and aurora absolutely hate it)
aether used to be scared of butterflies (he still hates moths)
mountain prefers hot drinks over cold drinks but cold food over hot food
when dew was a kit, he was dumb enough to try to take something out of the oven without some kind of protection. he was burned bad. funny thing was, rain and copia were the only ones who knew and while copia was concerned for dew, rain was salty about his chicken nuggets getting dropped on the kitchen floor
speaking of kit kitchen accidents, swiss once lit shit on fire bc he was making a macaroni cup in the microwave and forgot to put in water
phantom and swiss like the texture of nail files on any surface but their teeth
another kit one- dew once got mad at rain for making a short joke and so he chewed up rain's rubber duck that he took with him for baths all the time. copia squished them into one of those "get along" shirts
when he was a kit, aether ate a dead daddy long legs spider he found in the shower floor once. no reason. he just wanted to.
#aether ghoul#mountain ghoul#phantom ghoul#aeon ghoul#dewdrop ghoul#sodo ghoul#swiss ghoul#rain ghoul#sunshine ghoulette#aurora ghoulette#cumulus ghoulette#cirrus ghoulette#ghoul headcanons#nameless ghouls#nameless ghoulettes
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odesta restaurant au hcs
• annie is a line cook and she is never allowed out on the floor. not in a mean way she’ll just lose her temper really quickly
• no one wants haymitch out on the floor either but sometimes he’ll come out and be petty w the ppl who are like “instead of giving my compliments to the chef can i put in a request to berate him instead”
• finnick is a server
• every ticket annie gets she’s like what the FUCK. well done steak? what the fuck. substitutions? what the fuck. an extra side of sauce? what the fuck
• finnick is a chronic ppl pleaser and rings up medium rare chicken upon someone’s request
• “guys i just rang in a really dumb order—“ doesn’t matter annie is ready to go off on him until she actually sees him
• since he’s pretty she completely switches up on him she’s like “it’s okayyy ur new <3 it happens :) ! ” and everyone (boh and foh alike) is like what the fuck
• she’s like “ew i’m not gonna be like all those creepy male line cooks who flirt w all the girl servers so i’ll just pretend like i fucked up an order and offer it to foh and see if he takes it great gatsby style” which arguably makes her more creepy
• finnick does not gaf he saw annie bare faced sweat dropping down her face apron splattered in unidentifiable substances about to yell at him and he went <3
• whenever he rings up a dessert by accident he gives it to annie but he’s actually upfront about it
• finnick is like hey annie u like cooking right? should i take u to a fancy restaurant? (bc he’d prob make bank off tips and not know what to do w himself at first)
• annie is like if u don’t mean this in a romantic way fuck off (he thought it was obvious he meant it in a romantic way. they go on the date. annie does not have the heart to tell him that most of the food on the menu at *their* restaurant comes in big ass kits bc she thinks its cute that he’s asking her for her food review after everything they eat)
• everyone at work thinks they hooked up but they don’t even get even get to tease them abt it bc they’re immediately so lovey dovey everyone wishes they HADNT hooked up in any sense of the word
bonus
• johanna is a hostess and she always takes the most zig-zaggy paths as she walks ppl to their tables bc she thinks it’s funny
• effie is running this shit like the navy
• bartender peeta
• busser katniss. usually effie would be like “noo girls shouldn’t be doing that let’s try getting her to do foh” but it very quickly becomes apparent that this won’t work. katniss is on that shit tho no one can say shes not workin
• peeta asks her if she wants to taste test all the drinks he knows will taste good and has finnick taste all the ones he knows will prob taste bad
#this has been stewing for awhile#odesta#annie cresta#at first i was very anti dating ur coworkers#but then drew talbert was like that’s how i met my wife and we’ve been married for ten yrs and i was like aww <3
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more 4x hcs even if i dont draw them they live like parasites in my head and play steam games together all night
when playing games 4 has like 8390294 rules to the game but only he knows them and you can only break them if its funny if you break them and its not funny they get so mad and you are banished from playing 4ever(until they forget lol) if u try to ask what the rules are they refuse to explain because they think those are the rules every1 knows and if you don't know how to play tag ur dumb. 4:"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE SOGGY CHICKEN IS!!!!!!!!! THATS PART OF THE GAME SINCE IT WAS BORN 1789!!!!!!!!!!!"(added like 2 games ago)
x is the complete opposite u can have cards up ur ass and if he notices he will start putting them up his ass too but it gets worse bc they think cheating is part of the game once some1 else does it. watch them make their own uno card if theyre pissed that they had to draw too many cards. playing with him is like the rabids/just dance xbox uno. no one has any idea what is happening but it is really fun so there is no complaining.
they so bad need to play gmod i will draw this sometime i think they would love it the pulse rifle is literally 4s zappies as a gun
ok essay over goodnight numbercels
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Any shockbee headcanons you haven't shared here? 👀
GOSH,,, theres probably a few considering how obsessed with them I am and I certainly will never quite be done talking abt them KJNDSFKJGNSFDGKJNDFGSD.
I'm not sure if this is a hc or more speculating on a possible au but I think if Shockwave had told Bee who he was before things went all fucky with Wasp and such Bee would've been shocked yes but I don't think Bee would've wanted to turn him in. I think at first he very much would've underestimated how big of a deal dating a secret con would be and would just kind of treat it like a cool forbidden romance which would end with both side happily singing together. If you've ever heard "We See The Light"from something rotten yeah thats how Bee imagines it I think.
More on speculating on that idea I wish we had more fics exploring the idea of a world where in boot camp Shockwave came clean bc I think Bee being kinda ignorant in his understanding of the cons would be an interesting idea to explore. Bee tells him to just join the autobots bc they are the "good guys" and doesnt realize how tasteless that is. He insists the autobots would react better to Shockwave being a con than is likely bc Shockwaves 'not like the other cons' idk I think it would be interesting drama-
Bumblebee in boot camp was very prone to letting his insecurities and his inner fears make a fool of himself in their relationship. I think if Longarm started to get in good will with almost any other mech Bee would've started PANICKING thinking it would most certainly be the perfect excuse for Longarm to drop him like a piece of trash and ditch him. Which leads to him purposely doing dumb stuff to impress Longarm and try to keep his relationship a float. Sometimes its funny, sometimes its tiring and Shockwave was prolly relieved to see Bee go through a bit of development with not being so insecure bc yeah Bee kinda lets them get to him sometimes-
Bee has a HUGE tendency in boot camp to give into peer pressure and then drag Longarm into it. Ironhide brought vodka into the barracks? Well quick Longarm we have to drink it too otherwise we're chicken! Shockwave finds it somewhat endearing bc it leads to him doing things he never would have otherwise and its fun to be reckless sometimes but also Bee please put the fireworks away this isn't worth street cred-
Bee is very openly affectionate in front of others, Shockwave rarely stops him bc they are very touch starved and I think I've said this before but if the cons/autobots ever made a Warrior cats style 'its illegal to date people on the opposite faction' law punishable by death they would die first-
Bee has undiagnosed dyslexia, Longarm quickly becomes his proof reader for reports and boot camp assignments.
Bee has a ton of posters, decorations and strange things in his room, Longarm has those set ups people make fun of for being the pinnacle of single men having no decorations or furniture.
Longarm keeps a diary type book full of reports on day to day activities just for himself, Bee has started several diaries and uses them for a few days before ditching them.
As far as Shockwave is concerned every joke is funny as long as Bee is the one saying it and nobody agrees but Bee loves it.
Shockwave fidgets and moves his antlers a lot when he is thinking, he denies this but Bee has noticed it a lot. He's pretty much memeorized most of Longarm's fidgets and general way he acts
Bc of this I think if Shockwave were to meet Bee and just pretend he was unrelated to Longarm n such Bee would actually piece the truth out himself bc he was never observent in class, but he could stare at his wonderful boyfriend Longarm for hours...
Autism and ADHD love they have <3 their brains just click together a lot of the time and Bee helps Longarm unlearn his constant need to mask.
These are all the ones I can think of rn, really trying to avoid treading over ground I already touched on KJDNSFGKJDNFSGKJNFDGSD, EITHER WAY, I hope u like hearing me spill more brain thoughts-
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AND!! 5, 16, 18, 29 and 37 for vesper and fenix teehee >:^))
5. Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?
vesper doesn't do much pet names, her way of being affectionate is calling him Nix, no one else calls him like that (or is allowed to). veeeery rarely she might drop a baby but it's not a common occurence at all, in fact fenix immediately makes fun of her when she uses it jsdjfk
fenix is all about pet names and nicknames. he uses V when around other people as vesper prefers, ves occasionaly too; when it comes to pet names it's all over the place, baby is the most used, he uses passerotta (little sparrow) when he wants to act a lil silly :') tesoro (treasure), dear at times too
on in-jokes. this is mostly MY in joke for them but they have each other's contact saved as chicken boy and otter girl fjdsfh they have matching tattoos about this too
16. Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?
fenix used to be a big liar & secrets keeper at the start, just his dumb ass and his inability to fully open up with people scared of the pain that could come with that <3 lying comes so easy to him too but these days he has no need nor intention of keeping that kind of attitude, at least not with vesper & the gang (if he lies it's plainly visible and he does it with the clear intention of joking around with them). still, he can be 'forgetful' about his past, let's remember for a second that it took (does the math) smth like 6 years for vesper to discover that he has an older brother, and it was on accident too lmao
18. What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?
in their early history, they took lots of breaks from one another and they were never..positive (fenix just taking his stuff & disappearing for weeks with zero words) so they aren't fond of breaks nor want to take one after all that happened. as mentioned above they've know each other for 6 years (if we count until 2078, they get married at some point i just need to pick a date lmao) but dated basically from '72 to '74 before breaking up, going through the mess of the divorced couple that wasn't even married phase, and then getting back together at the end of '77. about the dates: night city is funny, and lively, so there's always so much to do and they both really like living the city (clubs, concerts, restaurants etc etc) but there's times when they just need some. silence. night city can be suffocating so, as mentioned in another ask, they like to just go on long car drives, preferably the badlands where barely anyone is there, or find little quiet spots around the city where it's just the two of them.
29. How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?
being in their line of work makes you kind of used and reactive to emergencies so they don't exactly worry too much for one another (except very big crisis, the johnny problem kind of deal), plus they know they both can handle themself pretty well! i think the same line of thought can be used with minor injuries, they live dangerously so minor injuries can happen a lot, ofc they would prefer that the other never gets hurt but that's part of the job. sickness is funny, fenix is extremely dramatic about it and claims he's about to die for a simple flu while vesper needs to be physically restrained to take a break. so basically fenix wants to be cuddled and taken care of when sick while vesper literally needs to be sent to bed for the hundredth time bc she tried to still do things and stuff when barely being able to stand up jdfdjkf
37. How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross?
i think there's little they wouldn't do for one another. fenix's line is a bit..more blurred. he's a ride or die, he'd do anything for vesper. on the other hand, i think vesper has more reserves. she puts daniel on first place and she's extremely protective of him, so i think that something that she wouldn't be willing to sacrifice for fenix is her brother.
#thank you sooo much bones!!! again djfkjsnk <33 i had a sleep break between this and the other ask. THANK U ONCE MORE#ask#ask games#oc: vesper#oc: fenix
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15 for fanfic asks?
THOUGHT I FORGOT DIDN'T YOU. i didn't. been stupid busy. ok anyway
15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters?
i used to haaate doing this bc i blanked constantly and i'd be wracking my brain and only come up with dumb song lyrics or whatever. but i've gotten fond of it over the past few years! i have a couple of methods
rotate the project, and its potential titles, in my brain like a rotisserie chicken. eventually it will come to me in the shower, or while i'm driving. "how arthur got his groove back" came to me while driving actually
what's my favorite line in the entire chapter/fic? do that
think of chapters like episodes of a season or series. that takes the pressure off
if i could only describe it in 1 or maybe 2-3 words, what would they be? name it that. great if you like short snappy titles like me
failing that, what does the thing talk about the most, either literally or thematically? use that. better if it's already a turn of phrase people are familiar with like "responsibility of care" or "two to tango" and you can replace some words to make it sound witty or funny/ironic instead of (sorry) cringe
[ASK MEME]
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Different anon than the last but I would love some random bird knowledge to make the happy chemicals flow
YEEA LETS GO ok some all time favourite birds but not in order this time bc i dare not rank them! kiwi and australian birds bc. youll never guess what region i live
THIS absolute unit is a mallee fowl! theyre these stupid desert chickens who make these big dounut shaped mounds about 4 metres (13 ft) that they fill with leaves n shit to compost! this generates heat for their eggs so they dont die in the desert nights! my memorys a bit fuzzy but the males like stick their whole ass head in the nest to check the temperature and then mess with the layer of sand on top depending on what temperature they are and the time of day n stuff! theyre endangered bc theyre dumb as fuck and also humans keep destroying their habitats but theyre so very special to me <3
also heres an image of the nest bc i think theyre so cool
THIS bad boy is a tui here is a photo of one licking my camera lens
i dontr know that much about em but theyre nectar eaters but will dabble in fruit and insects and have super funny lil dances that they do for defense and mating! theyre angry as fuck and chase other birds and they have this stupid like. feather cravat theyre so <33
THIS ugly motherfucker is an australian brush turkey and hes not one of my favourite birds but im adding him bc i never see anyone talk about them and theyre like everywhere near the coast theyre so fucking funny theyre like what id imagine a raccoon to be like if a raccoon were a bird. theyre another mound nest maker and again dumb as shit. theyre bright fuck off y ellow which seems like a poor choice for a ground dwelling bird and tehyre just. so funny i adore them. no facts i just thought id share him
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not sleepover yet, but i came to rant about my crush
it's this guy i went to high school with and i never cared much about him - i mean, he was nice, smart, somehow funny and he began to date this girl i secretly had a crush on because she was soooo beautiful in a different way, but anyway
over the years we ended up closer and now we're... not friends, but you know, something similar. and he's SO... i don't even know. like he's not handsome, but he's cute in some sort of way, and when he starts to talk (cult smart things he says) all i can think is "shut up and kiss me" and i kinda hate myself for it because he's the cliche smart sensible guy, we talk a lot about movies, books, music and politics (and cats and like he's scared of freaking chickens) and I'm still into him AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but anyway, nothing's gonna happen because I think it's more of a platonic thing you know, and I'm secretly afraid something happen and he thinks I'm dumb or shallow or i don't know because he's so evolved and he writes chronicles that are crazy good.
anyway.
BRO LMAO THE GUY I LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE. blank sheet of paper mf. this man had literally NO personality to speak of. i would let him cheat off of me during history tests and he figured out p quickly i had a crush on him so he could ask me for answers for hw and stuff whenever. i was SMITTEN and for what lmao.
i had a crush on a girl for a bit in highschool n she was the literal exact opposite of the dude i was crushing on too. she was a cheerleader but we were both in theatre together n she was soooo pretty and nice. and she was straight. bc im fantastic at picking people to crush on LMAO but yk how teenagers are ig crushes don't really make sense.
a lot of my friends ended up getting married out of high school and i was rlly worried i was gonna yk. DIE ALONE despite the fact that im barely into my early twenties but The Doom(tm) hit. took me a while to get comfortable w being single but i like to think i handle it well(ish)
#ard answers#answering ur rant w a rant of my own lmao#weirdly i. have been sorting out my feelings related to someone recently#feelings arent my strong suit lmao
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i'm back to be more effusive! i had to drive to my chappell/olivia concert almost immediately after reading, and then drive back today. chappell was great! i lightly tapped someone dancing to hot to go though bc they came to their seat in the middle of the song and i was waving my arms about thinking they weren't there and then suddenly they were.
i really really liked how eddie came by to say his piece, chickened out, and then came by again determined to actually say it. that felt so authentic and realistic, just like the whole piece did, which is what made it so heartwrenching and engrossing in the first place
omg i just saw thisssssssssssss
i hope you had an amazing time seeing olivia and chappell, i've seen the tiktok's and the shows look amazing, i'm so jealous (but too triggered from the eras tour queue to even attempt getting any concert tickets any time soon--i tried to get hozier tickets last spring and they were sold out immediately)
thanks for ur kind words, i thought it would be funny for eddie to have to come back to fuck up and have to come back. he's so dumb and scared and i love that for him.
<3 <3 <3
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character birthdays!!!! finally!!!! hehe i always thought it was funny that despite all the dunmesh world building and character information provided by kui, that she hadn’t ever mentioned any of their birthdays before :~)
malu is marcille and cher is chilchuck lmao. i think xianxi is shuro but i’m not sure
anywaysssss this is really great!! i think it’s funny chilchuck is a taurus bc i imagined him to be a capricorn, idk close enough vibes-wise.
i love aries queen marcille, i figured her birthday was sometime in the spring or summer (based on the clothes she’s wearing in her dream when it’s her birthday) oh and i also thought falin’s birthday would be sometime in the early winter (based on the heavy furs in her baby cradle in that comic from the day she’s born, and also the fact that baby laios doesn’t put on any extra layers when he goes outside to talk to the chickens, so it’s probably cold/frosty but not snowing yet) hehe i love it when i’m right 😋 anyways i love that laios and falin have their birthdays so close together
i really want to find out kabru’s birthday, lmaoo depending on the day i flipflop between thinking he’s a gemini or a libra. either way there’s strong air sign energy coming from him
edit— oh wait i’m dumb.. of course xianxi is senshi sorry idk why i would even think of shuro before him :-/
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so we didn’t beat the escape room which would have been fine except it was all his fault and when the lady came in to show us what we missed it was this door on the wall that opens and tells u the answer to this numbers riddle that we were in the middle of trying to figure out when the time ran out AND TELL ME WHY THIS STUPID DUMB IDIOT MAN TRIED OPENING THE DOOR BEFORE AND INSISTED IT DIDNT OPEN‼️
and there was another part where we had to find a phone number and call it on this pay phone and there was a message that played and his stupid ass was the one that called it and the ONLY part of the entire message he relayed back to us was “19” 😐 so my mom called it again and he just walked away and it turns out the message ACTUALLY SAID that the first dial needs to be set to 19 WHICH WAS LITERALLY WHAT MY DAD WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WORKING ON SO YOU WOULD THINK HE’D HAVE AT LEAST ONE WORKING BRAIN CELL TO PUT THOSE TWO THINGS TOGETHER BUT NO
and in the first room (there were 3 total for this one escape room) there were these 3 clocks on the wall that u could press a button to change the hour hand on and my dad figured it out and it was soooo clearly the correct answer but when me and my dad were in the middle of changing 2 of them he was messing with the other one trying to do his own idea and my dad had to be like “just wait let him try his thing” AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT IT WAS WRONG BC WE ALREADY KNEW THE CORRECT ANSWER like he wasted so much of our time the entire time we were in there 😭
and then we were at the restaurant afterwards and they have a regular menu but they also have these little sheets of paper that u can customize a sandwich on and u can either have a burger or chicken and there’s a thing on the side for u to choose how cooked u want the burger to be but i chose chicken and he literally looked me in my face and said “u need to mark off if u want red, pink, or no pink” SIR ARE THEY GONNA SERVE ME A RAW CHICKEN BREAST IF I DONT?? IN WHAT WORLD IS THERE EVEN RED CHICKEN LIKE SHUT UP
and then the last thing i can think of rn is that we had sooo much time between sitting down and the waitress coming to take our drink order bc it was busy in there and tell me why this man WAS NOT READY when she came to ask what drinks we wanted 😐 WHAT HAVE U BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME LIKE THATS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING U DECIDE WHEN U SIT DOWN HELLO plus he ordered a coke and water and proceeded to not drink the water at all so why did u order it but that’s not rly that serious it’s just annoying bc he’s annoying
the way you hate this man so much is so fucking funny 😭 FIRST OF ALL, i’ve done escape rooms and i’m quite stupid BUT I GET SO ANNOYED WHEN THE PEOPLE WITH ME START MESSING UP THE THINGS I DO (but like i never wanna do them alone) so like i feel u there 😞 ALSO THE MESSAGE??? HELLO???? king the entire message was supposed to be helpful and all u brought back was a number… ok. and the red, pink, no pink thing… girl come on 😭 BE SERIOUS RN!!!! also like i hate making waiters wait on me so much like i feel like it’s rude to take so long so like…………. have ur order ready as soon as they get to ur table bitch 😒
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honest to god it’s annoying how easy it would have been for them to just write daniel as Bored with his perfect life
if he was tired all the time because he knows he Should be Happy because he has it all: the wife, the kids, the big house in a nice school district, the fancy, high stakes career. and how believable it’d be for him to throw himself back into his high school karate rivalry because it makes him feel Something just being dumb with someone who he’s spent 30 years trying to forget about! and of course it’s damaging and not bettering him and the Thrill he feels isn’t Happiness
(imagine a world where daniel larusso kicks that boba out of tom cole’s hands and having a reaction on par with beating the fuck out of that guy in kk3 -- he’s horrified because That’s Not Him! He’s not a violent person and he Knows it was uncalled for or that, y’know, the reason he’s pissed tom cole is accusing him of wanting to suck dick is because it’s True and it’s terrifying to a middle-aged daniel larusso because he’s spent decades playing tetris with the shoeboxes in the closet and just like that they all just tumbled down on top of him and here he is, stuck in a closet of a big, beautiful house)
and maybe daniel has spent the season connecting with the positive aspects of his masculinity instead of focusing on what he lacks! maybe daniel realizes he hasn’t missed karate bc he missed punching stuff, but he missed meditating and teaching and spending time with his kids and he focuses on being Himself on not Mr. Miyagi Junior -- and maybe there’s other things too! we see daniel cook for his family and WITH his family. he teaches Sam how to make his mom’s famous chicken cacciatore or try more to engage with his son instead of lamenting on how anthony isn’t his sister
and anyways, it wasn’t about the rivalry, it never was because it’s not the toxic, violent masculinity he misses but u know, the touch and presence of Johnny Lawrence in his life & how good it would have been for johnny to soften around a guy who realizes that he loves being a dad and he loves cooking and he loves classic cars and he loves teaching (bc i am genuinely so Sick of Johnny Lawrence is fucking dumb as rocks in the show there’s no universe where him harassing teenage girls to join his stupid dojo is funny and it’s 2022 why are we still pretending it’s funny)
and anyways shouldn’t johnny learn that male posturing and swinging your dick around isn’t cool? and that you can and should be vulnerable and that being a good dad isn’t just yelling at your kid when he fucks up or makes stupid choices and maybe daniel and johnny could learn something from each other bc like okay whatever sure daniel’s kids are a little spoiled and maybe daniel’s a little soft with them but jesus christ
but no instead we just get “daniel larusso is a prissy asshole and here’s why his version of masculinity is troublesome for everyone around him and why all suffering in the valley is HIS fault actually”
#here's a long rant about daniel larusso and how much i love him#and how i WISH his story played out
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why do i feel like bakugous got those weird sweaty palms thats really gross to hold hands with because of his quirk??
bc he does. you feel that way because he does.
you cannot look at me and tell me bakugo isnt one of the sweatiest people on the planet. not only is his quirk sweat related, but it allows him to create literal explosions (which are hot) and is constantly training to get better at it (which is EXERCISE)..... if anything, his hands are the absolutely worst of it...
contrary to popular belief, this is also why i dont think he smells like burnt sugar... i just know he smells like bbq sauce and chicken fingers because he’s nothing but a handsome lil grease fire🥰🥵
tbh tho this is actually probably a good thing because it means he most like can’t smell your BO b/c he’s just constantly smelling himself, and if your hand is sweaty you can just blame it on him and he really won’t know any better.
lol i wasnt even gonna write anything for this but then i did and went overboard bye... also sorry if it’s a lil ooc (baku is supposed to be older tho)...... i got halfway through writing before realizing i hated the ideas LOL
enjoy!
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It took you a long time to get used to Bakugo’s natural… musk.
Granted, he’s always been someone who takes pretty good care of his health, so it’s not as if you ever had to wait long for him to wash his hands or take a shower, but still, over the course your relationship, you have smelled, whenever you hold his hand or it’s been your turn to do the laundry, and touched, some pretty moist and stinky things.
Not to mention how he usually comes home smelling of sickly-sweet, stale wine and restaurant grease, much less.
It was funny at first, before you told the public about your relationship and got better at the whole PDA-thing, rather than find yourself scared of Bakugo’s amazing ability to create explosions with his hands, you somehow decided it would make much more sense to avoid his hands for being sweaty.
Back at first, his sweatiness was a lot more noticeable, but now that you’ve been together a while, you find that you honestly don’t notice, and that you’re rather grateful for all the blessings it bestows upon you.
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It had been a long day.
Unable to escape the warmth of Bakugo’s arms this morning, you found yourself late to work, spilling coffee all over the white of your blouse as you ran to catch the subway. To make matters worse, you also ended up forgetting your lunch, and ended up opting to buy take-out instead. Finally, on your way home, you hadn’t realized that the chilly wind of the morning had long since blown by, causing you to sweat a hole right through your jacket.
You smelled.
Kicking off your pumps at the door, you sigh, beginning to unbutton your top so as to hop in the shower as soon as possible.
However, Bakugo is too much of a hero to notice your sneaking, interrupting your journey by meeting you in the hallway.
“Hey, baby,” he calls, hands stuffed into his pockets as he pokes his head out from the kitchen as he watches as you walk by him with a sign.
“I’m going to take-” you start to greet, but he’s fast, catching your arm before you can finish the sentence and breeze by him into the bathroom.
“Where you going, pretty?” He smirks, tugging you into his side so he can press his nose into your hair and drag you toward the kitchen.
Before he gets far, though, he pauses, body frozen as he starts to glance around.
“Do you smell that?” He asks, ignorantly, turning away from your body to look for the possible source.
It’s doesn’t really take a genius to know that it’s you, especially after the day you’ve just had, but you try to play dumb, anyway.
“Smell what?” You say, taking a step back from his arms, a hand still in entwined with his as you begin to act like you’re looking, too.
“Smells like,” he sniffs around, “food?”
“Sweetie,” you say, voice light with feigned confusion. “Are you sure it’s not just you?”
Bakugo makes a face, mouth halfway open and ready to tear into you, but instead takes a pause, unhooking his hand from yours to pull back and lift up an arm to smell.
Eyes widening, he glances back up at you, searching your eyes for any hesitance on your part, and, when he sees none, frowns.
Bingo.
“Since you haven’t started cooking yet,” you ask, a smile now teasing your lips, especially since you know you’ve most likely gotten away with it, “How about we take a shower?”
Bakugo grins, grabbing your hand again.
Safe to say, you both get one hell of a scrubbing.
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Pulling up the skyscraper of an agency, it doesn’t take long before Bakugo is bursting through the doors and jogging to your car, eyes dark with an angry expression on his face to match as he yells something back at the sidekick that’s been left at the door.
Throwing his duffle bag in the backseat with a heavy arm, he settles into the passenger seat next to you before pulling the car door shut with a loud slam and crossing his arms.
“Long day,” he says, roughly, though if it’s a general statement or directed at you.
“I bet, baby,” You sympathize, eyes wide in question at the annoyed look he sports, “Wanna talk?”
Turning away to stare out the window as you wait for his response, Bakugo grunts, rolling his eyes when the car doesn’t immediately start to move.
Still, you persist, aware of what this behavior usually means.
“You’re kinda sassy, huh?”
Bakugo hums angrily, still refusing to look at you with his handsome, red eyes, to which you finally oblige to his silent request for silence.
However, you’re barely two streets down and stopped at the first red light when he speaks again, voice still hard and angry, but cheeks red and mean expression since deflated.
“Hold my hand,” he demands, opening and closing his palm at you over the divider to catch your attention.
And you can’t help but laugh, smiling when you move to lock your fingers with his over the console, noticing how his shoulders sag and he just barely relaxes at the warmth.
Still, for catching an attitude, especially since you knew what he wanted this entire time, you figure you the next words won’t hurt him too badly. They’re true, after all.
“Katsuki,” you whine, voice knowingly playful, “You’re all sweaty!”
But in trying to pull your hand back, Bakugo only grips harder.
#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo#caitie post#sorry if this is weird#idk#i realized i didnt like the prompts i wrote halfway through finishing them but it was too late to change them without starting over or not#including something#so i just went with it#thats why theyre sorta weird#lowkey tho boys smell so bad#and its because testosterone smells#its really identifiable if u know what it smells like#and literally all boys rooms will smell like it if theyre not ventilated or bad at cleaning themselves#so thats why i had to be mean to bakugo#bc i just know he smells a lil funk#even if its sweet#also i think if u told bakugo his hand was sweaty he'd also be like#fine u dont get to hold it#and u feel bad#im gonna need a break from him soon#but lol#80% of my asks are for him#ask#anon#Anonymous
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