BatPham was watched DP yesterday and this is what I drawing while I was watching

Danny "OSHA violation" Fenton

source: #ghosts-and-heroes

Possum: Eldritch CEO Au where Danny works at some lab in Gotham and the bats stumble across him one night cleaning everything without any gear at all, and they're understandably concerned, but his reply makes them worry more. "I know how to do this. Been doing it since I was 5." Sev: Vlad CEO Danny "what does PPE mean?" Fenton Possum: Eldritch CEO Danny "What do you mean, exposure to noxious substances isn't good for you?" Fenton Hades: Dani Todd CCO Danny "how many times can I die in a lab accident?" Fenton Bewitched Quinn (Se/Sim/Ser) Danny “flinches at a fridge opening even though most doesn’t come alive” Fenton Iril The Warlock Danny "OSHA Violation" Fenton Danny "why do my lungs hurt" Fenton Possum: Eldritch CEO Danny "hereditarily allergic to lab safety" Fenton Iril The Warlock Danny "been around Hazardous materials since I was in the womb" Fenton

SOMEONE ON THE BATPHAM SERVER IS LIVING IN A DEADONMAIN FIC IRL IM LOSING MY MINDDD

His name is Daniel, he lives in New Jersey, met a Red Hood cosplayer, got the guy's number, the cosplayer is named Jason

Bus To Nowhere Memes Because The Chronic Fatigue and Jaw Pain Are Hitting

So this time I bring three btn memes and one btn batpham server meme featuring @tourettesdog's favourite thing to say in my vicinity. This is what I imagine, though I might improve the meme at a later date

My art piece for @tathartiel in the BatPham server’s Secret Santa event! Mainly so I can link this back to the fic. :D Link to the fic, “Peace was Never an Option” here

So there's this ex-racer, right? He had a lovely career, won races, got sponsorships, etc. and now he's happily retired. He's seen his miles (heh, miles) and now he'd gone to the countryside to calm down. Well, he's living great on his own, his own little house, his own (still fast) cars, his own little town. Well, in his little town he stumbles into this sweet man at the grocery store, literally stumbles into him, and by god its like a fanfic. When he falls he drops his things, grabbing the toned arms of the taller man. when he looks up, damn is he hot. He's got this lovely salt and pepper hair, some smile lines and far too many worry lines too. The taller man chuckles and liftes the racer from himself, crouching down to pick up the groceries he dropped in the process. The racer doesn't even realize the other man is talking till he registers the silky smooth voice in his ears, and the hand on his shoulder, and the mans face a little too close to his own. Once the racer finally realizes what happening, he flushes and takes everything, scurrying away a blushing mess.

He thought thats the last of the other man he'd be seeing definitely not in his dreams no when the racer stumbles into the man again at the library, with the mans child. A sweet young girl who challenged his knowledge on racing and cars until he outed himself as an ex-racer. Then, he saw the man again with his child at the coffee shop. At the arcade. The bowling alley. He continued seeing the two until he saw the man by himself at the gym, and damn he was a lot more toned than he originally thought. The ex-racer talked to him and was able to officially plan a date no he did not giggle like a teenage girl when he got home.

Eventually, after a few dates when the man was walking the ex-racer home, the man walked the racer to his doorstep, and placed a rough hand on the ex-racers cheek, somehow cupping it softly.

"I had a lovely night, Fenton." The ex-racer said, fluttering his eyelashes.

"I did too, McQueen." Danny said, leaning in for a kiss.

i hope you all hate me as much as i hate myself :)

I would just like to preface by saying y’all can blame @halfagone for this fic💕

We made a bet, I lost, I gave her exactly what she wanted😈

In all seriousness though, this fic wasn’t willing to even let me decide where the plot went. It also wouldn’t let me rest until the first 7K+ was written, meaning I finished the first chapter in one day. (The second chapter should be out within a week!😇)

Because I think I’m positively halarious: here are some of my favorite posts I’ve made in the dpxdc discord server.

The Wives

who are the wives and why do i keep hearing about them??? fear not, i am here to answer that burning question.

the wives consist of myself, @gilbirda, @herbatahleb, and @precarious-hermit--or Kate, Gil, Hleb, and Mellan as we're knowing in the Batpham Discord Server. it started as a joke, but in the throws of the finals haze, i decide i wanted to get married to my wives in the sims. then, when Mellan was having a bad day i jokingly sent her a snippet of a self-insert fic with the wives in it.

it quickly spiraled and now we're here.

there's a fic now. i don't know how we got here but, here we are.

i'll link the fic here, and make sure to check out "The Wives ship" tag on @herbatahleb's tumblr for some truly amazing fanart. below the cut i'll also include some exclusive Wives Lore which may help answer the question, "what the fuck am i looking at?"

The Family

the last names Persephone and Hadeson. we were talking about what Greek God everyone in the server would be, and i got Hades because i pretty much snatched Mellan up when i heard she liked Charmed (1998). her being Persephone has nothing to do with the fact that she apparently ate a poisonous flower as a child and lived, but it checks out.

David Hadeson. David is actually my cat who tends to walk all over my keyboard, thus becoming something of a legend in the server. when we made ourselves in the sims we gave him a human-sona, and when planning the fic decided he should be a meta.

Valdislaus Straud. i moved us into the spookiest mansion in the sims and it just so happened to be Vladdy Daddy's house. at first, we were going to kill him, but eventually decided he could be our butler. we decided he should be a talon instead of a vampire in the fic though. it just felt right.

Robin Carson. this may be the weirdest one, and i'm aware how that sounds. but, after much cursed Danny Phantom/Lightning McQueen shenanigans ensued which i will admit i am ground zero for that one but i promise it was an accident Hleb wanted to watch "Batwheels" really bad. of course, who am i to deny my wife, so i streamed it, and she proclaimed Redbird (aka Robin's car) was her son. so we gave him a human-sona too. we decided he was a mini-carjacker before Hleb adopted him.

so, that's a bit of the Wives Lore. let me know if you have comments or questions, but believe me we already know you're concerned. we are too.

That ain't happening Thursday

Hey besties!! This weeks wip is from a prompt on the batpham discord server again!

This is the prompt! it's currently called The Last Piece of Infinity but might be changed when I write the rest of it!

It was one of the rare times Constantine was completely sober during his day off. Well, it would be more accurate to say that he hadn't had the opportunity to drink yet, despite it being midday. No, his sobriety comes from the fact that he has to be at an auction later that night that is completely dry and won't let anyone that wasn't in. In his opinion the wankers just don't know what they are missing out on.

John has been lounged in his chair staring at the bottle of wine that sat on the side table for ten minutes now. He isn't one to resist temptation often and it shows. It's another two minutes before he's picking up the bottle and putting it to his lips, he can do the auction another day. 

Oh was he right about that, just not for the same reason. 

In that moment the very thing that holds The multiverse together, *snaps*. Folding into itself and it creaks and groans. The everpresent hum of the unending in between hults. 

He rushes out of his chair. Trying to get to the zeta tube connected to the House of mysteries, but John Constantine cannot breathe. All magic around seems to burn bright before fizzling out and burning him like a dying sun. He collapsed mere feet away from the zeta tube. This is is the end of everything and he's fucking sober for it.

In a blink of an eye he is back in his chair. All the magic back in place almost as if nothing happened. Something stabilized the multiverse but not without cost. The bottle of wine laid smashed on the ground. 

John sighed deeply. There goes his day off. Time to deal with the mother fuckers who decided playing with the thing that keeps the multiverse together was a good fucking idea.

stickers and emojis for the server

✨BATPHAM SERVER ANNIVERSARY✨

Hello everyone, it's the BatPham Server's Birthday 🥳

To celebrate we've put together a little bingo card!!! Count up all the fics you've already written, or use it as prompts for new works! If you write fics for it feel free to add them to the "BatPham Server Birthday Bingo" (BatPhamBirthBingo) collection on Ao3!!!

Alt text, FAQ and Rules under the cut

Image alt text: This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: DC Character(s) go to Amity, DP/DC Crack or Cursed Ship, Unwanted/Unplanned Adoption, The Mellan Effect, The JL Summons Ghost King/Royalty, Sentient Gotham, Batkid is Liminal (or a Halfa), Lazarus Pit is Ectoplasm, Danny Joins the JL, A DP/DC Rare Pair, Adopted by a Rogue, Runaway Danny, Free Duck (Space), Amity Park (or a DP Character) is Liminal, Clone Nonsense, Twin/Sibling AU, Tall Fenton(s), Danielle Joins the JL, Little Baby Man, A Platonic Ship, Fenton(s) Work at Arkham, Bio Parent AU, A Sapphic Ship, Constantine Thinks this is a Bad Idea, Identity Shenanigans.

FAQ:

Q: What counts? A: Any Danny Phantom and DC Media crossover! Q: Can I add fics with additional fandoms? A: Sure! All are welcome! Q: What ratings are allowed? A: All ratings, but be sure you're tagging any triggering content!

Rules:

1) All fics should DP/DC crossovers. 2) Any potentially triggering content should be tagged. 3) Have fun!!!

(Many thanks to @lapetitechatonne and @summerssixecho for putting all of this together in record time 🥰👌👌)

(Credit of the art in the bingo card to Susi (@tourettesdog) paps (@goingtoast) Scribe (@numinous-scribe) and GuardianSoul)

To celebrate hitting 300 followers early this morning, here's a bunch more edits from the Batpham Discord server! I have a backlog of edits I'm trying to finish, but here's these ones, with one from today because of how funny it was (that one is at the very bottom and was the last one I finished today lol)

Changes to usernames in the server between edits resulted in me having to change a few edit usernames (specifically Dick's)

i love you @ayamari-no-goshi but we are one and the same

SPOILER UPDATE

Just wanna tell ppl that we currently finished the chapter 1 but havent and wont post it yet because were still not sure but here's a spoiler for it!!

Danny grumbled as he glared into the light of his laptop. He typed out the last few words of the science lab he was assigned, wracking his memory for exactly how he did the experiment. He curled up around his computer and yawned a bit.

He hits submit before standing up, eyeing the coffee sticks as he swayed a little.

He blinks slowly, the world growing hazy around the edges.

Also we needed a name for the fic thats the 2nd reason and 3rd reason is,no summaries yet aaaa we cant think of a summary!!

The amazing writer is: @sealordserin616 !!!

(Title recommendations would be great!!)

@almostfancypaper

you showed up, said hello, left,

there are now multiple people in the server screaming lmaoo