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matchingbatbites · 1 year
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"Hey Stevie, do you know how to whistle?"
Steve looks up from where he's washing dishes, at his boyfriend who is now much closer than he was a moment ago, and just blinks as Eddie stares at him in earnest.
"Uh, yeah? I know how to whistle."
"Can you show me?"
Normally, Steve would think a request like that is weird, but as Steve has learned, Eddie is weird, and questions like this have become a pretty normal part of Steve's day.
So he shrugs and goes to whistle, but as soon as he purses his lips, Eddie strikes. He pushes into Steve's space and kisses him, just a sweet, chaste peck on the mouth, and then he pulls back with a beaming grin.
"Got you," he says, and Steve is blushing, almost flustered over the simple action, and he pushes Eddie away with his elbow.
"That was so fucking dumb, and I hate that it worked," he says, and Eddie just cackles as he heads out of the room.
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seraphex · 2 days
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happy lesbian visibility week btw
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yuli-the-bi · 11 months
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happy pride from wolfwood 🏳️‍🌈
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the-tea-table · 6 months
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shuake art dump (I hate them)
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kuno-chan · 5 months
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Fans: This story was meticulously planned from the beginning akin to god creating the world in 7 days. The creators and writers of any show ever: We had a rough outline, two paper clips and prayer. Maybe coffee.
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lucilfersangel · 1 year
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if eren had twitter
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usareiis · 2 months
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Twitter getting obsessed with conspiracy theories about where redacted is makes me feel so fucking terrible when there is so much worse going on that people are literally begging you to pay attention to but instead you want to focus on scenarios you made up in your head and play true crime detective
#i saw five hundred women tweeting things like i am going to sound soo crazy at work talking about this 🤣🤣#you need to get the fuck off of twitter number one#ik i sound like i am on twitter too much but i genuinely have just been clicking on what's trending these past few days i have been sick#and its like yes the royal family sucks for five thousand reasons but there are actual atrocities happening right in front of our eyes#that are not a fucking mystery and you guys would rather think of literally anything else#based off of nothing. like i have been a billion tweets the past few days confidently listing off scenarios they know have happened to her#like yay you're so true crime you figured it out and its not even like these people care about women's well being either bc i saw all...#...kinds of nasty shit said about her when she said she was sick in the first place and all kinds of bad comments about how sick pregnancy.#...makes her feel so obviously on the most basic level you don't care about women to act like you now have a narrative from a true crime...#...podcast to project to someone. like you guys will get so distracted by anything#don't get me started on the oscars#everything feels so fucking bleak lately i also don't know how stuff like the election doesn't make everyone feel like they're losing it#like yeah the guy in the movie that's supposed to be about being a girl sang a little song does no one realize how all they're talking...#...about is the guy yet#wait no they're more worried about a bad photoshop than the massive amount of pictures of dead people my bad
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kapkant7 · 1 year
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Women with eye patches 😳
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invincibleweasel · 11 months
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monstrsball · 1 year
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been thinking about iwa's moms again today... the first time oikawa met iwaizumi's moms, he asked iwaizumi later why he didn't have a dad and iwaizumi told him that his dad was eaten by a shark.
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raven-cl · 1 year
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He's getting to go to work
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jasontoddssuper · 2 years
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Jason:I'm the sluttiest bisexual around >:)
Also Jason:*Is demisexual*
Mia:I'm the meanest lesbians you'll ever know >:)
Also Mia:*Can't order pizza without telling the pizza place employees to have a good day*
🚫Pro ship + people who make 'parental issues' jokes dni🚫
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narrativedoomed · 11 months
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I'll be honest w y'all i do not intend on catching up w yj any time soon
#i think the finale aired? i saw a tweet ab the finale#but i just. do not care i must admit#i was so excited ab this season this show was a comfort show but the aspects of the fandom ive seen lately just. not good don't vibe#i think a Lot of the s1 and waiting experience for me was fandom based so this show is very fandom oriented for me#and knowing that everyone ive seen talk ab the show on twitter is violently hating the main character that draws me to the show is. mhm#like dont get me wrong i like the girls too!! theyre all mostly pretty likable for me its just.#im at a. specific point in my transition rn where im more drawn to male characters just bc of like. where im at idk#i dont feel like i have to explain it tbh but i also do bc i have seen fans of this show get attacked for far less#but going into s2 ben was my#my main interest i guess the main focus for me and maybe that's stupid but its what it is#and so everything just being the entire fandom hating him is just. not making me wanna watch at all#like im not gonna speak on if they're justified in hating him or not bc i have no idea i havent seen it and its truly not the point#like theyre valid for hating him and im not tryna talk shit on them for it it just kinda has been so loud that im not having fun anymore#idk. idk where this is going or what the solution is like i love this show but genuinely#can not bring myself to watch bc i will not enjoy the moments my favorite character is on screen bc i will Know people r loudly anti him#so im just kinda staying away i guess#idk. i kinda want them to. kill him off so i dont have to deal w it anymore#but i also know that when they kill him off people will be loudly celebrating and maybe thats worse#idk. i think the only way for me to win here is to change how i feel ab ben and not care ab him and join the hate train but i don't want to
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killlerfang1 · 1 year
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Twitter users: God I hate the bird app so much, I wish there was a social media where you can curate your own experiences and have a customized profiles
[tumblr]: hey
Twitter users: No
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narcsurvivor · 2 years
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My abuser be like “I know a place” then took me to the lowest point in my life.
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0-kuki-0 · 1 year
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While I was making this the phantom of the opera started playing
And now I’m listening to Celine dion
This is not my playlist
Help
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