"Hey Stevie, do you know how to whistle?"
Steve looks up from where he's washing dishes, at his boyfriend who is now much closer than he was a moment ago, and just blinks as Eddie stares at him in earnest.
"Uh, yeah? I know how to whistle."
"Can you show me?"
Normally, Steve would think a request like that is weird, but as Steve has learned, Eddie is weird, and questions like this have become a pretty normal part of Steve's day.
So he shrugs and goes to whistle, but as soon as he purses his lips, Eddie strikes. He pushes into Steve's space and kisses him, just a sweet, chaste peck on the mouth, and then he pulls back with a beaming grin.
"Got you," he says, and Steve is blushing, almost flustered over the simple action, and he pushes Eddie away with his elbow.
"That was so fucking dumb, and I hate that it worked," he says, and Eddie just cackles as he heads out of the room.
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Fans: This story was meticulously planned from the beginning akin to god creating the world in 7 days. The creators and writers of any show ever: We had a rough outline, two paper clips and prayer. Maybe coffee.
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been thinking about iwa's moms again today... the first time oikawa met iwaizumi's moms, he asked iwaizumi later why he didn't have a dad and iwaizumi told him that his dad was eaten by a shark.
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Jason:I'm the sluttiest bisexual around >:)
Also Jason:*Is demisexual*
Mia:I'm the meanest lesbians you'll ever know >:)
Also Mia:*Can't order pizza without telling the pizza place employees to have a good day*
🚫Pro ship + people who make 'parental issues' jokes dni🚫
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Twitter users: God I hate the bird app so much, I wish there was a social media where you can curate your own experiences and have a customized profiles
[tumblr]: hey
Twitter users: No
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My abuser be like “I know a place” then took me to the lowest point in my life.
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