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Olivia Rodrigo really said “If you were a teenage girl during the 2010s, you are legally entitled to financial compensation.”
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GUTS booklet
#guts olivia rodrigo#guts#olivia rodrigo#bad idea right#vampire#ballad of a homeschooled girl#lacy#making the bed#logical#get him back!#teenage dream#love is embarrassing#the grudge#pretty isn't pretty
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when the math isn’t mathing
#olivia rodrigo#olivia rodrigo guts#guts olivia rodrigo#guts#guts album#sour#sour album#olivia rodrigo sour#guts world tour#logical#all american bitch#ballad of a homeschooled girl#bad idea right
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13 years of public education yet olivia rodrigo still wrote “ballad of a homeschooled girl” about Me :)
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Being a teenage girl means being all of them at once:
#girlhood#teenage life#teenagers#tumblr girls#being a girl#hermione granger#jackie burkhart#bella swan#emma watson#mila kunis#kristen stewart#emma roberts#katniss everdeen#jennifer lawrence#lucy gray baird#rachel zegler#the hunger games#hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of a homeschooled girl#ballad of songbirds and snakes#twilight#wild child#mockingjay#harry potter#gryffindor#the 70's show
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"every boy i like is gay" every girl i like is straight
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no one:
me listening to ballad of a homeschooled girl by olivia rodrigo
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i know my age and i’ll act like it
#this song has been on repeaaaaat#as and forever always#click for better quality#olivia rodrigo#guts#guts album#guts 2023#all american bitch#bad idea right#vampire#making the bed#the grudge#teenage dream#ballad of a homeschooled girl#lacy#logical#get him back!#love is embarrassing#pretty isn’t pretty
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very much yes
#also#feels like my skin doesn’t fit right over my bones#like who rights that#not only that but#i was homeschooled#so….#ballad of a homeschooled girl#guts olivia rodrigo#olivia rodrigo
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when you're an anxious over thinker...
#guts olivia rodrigo#guts album#olivia rodrigo#ballad of a homeschooled girl#girl blogger#girlblogging#girl blogging#girlblogger#girlblog#girl blog#this is a girlblog#im just a girl#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#just girly things#girly things#girly tumblr#coquette#lana del rey#waif#waifcore#waifspo#feminine energy#feminine urge#female hysteria#femininity#hell is a teenage girl#cinnamon girl#star girl#black swan
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I’m absolutely in love with how this turned out
#it’s our song#my song and Todd’s song#dead poets#dead poets society#dps#dps edit#todd anderson#guts olivia rodrigo#ballad of a homeschooled girl#olivia rodrigo#anderperry
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Billie Eilish and Olivia Rodrigo at the 2024 Grammys!
#billie eilish#olivia rodrigo#billie#pop girls#pop music#gen z singers#guts album#billie and olivia#olivia rodrigo 2024#billie eilish 2024#olivia and billie#grammys#grammys 2024#barbie movie#what was i made for#vampire#vampire olivia rodrigo#ballad of a homeschooled girl#can't catch me now#alternative music#alt pop#alternative pop#music
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"can't think of a third line" BAHAHA
#she's so funny#ballad of a homeschooled girl#olivia rodrigo#guts#wait no i got the words wrong i fixed it 😂
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i broke a glass, i tripped and fell, i told secrets i shouldn't tell, i stumbled over all my words, i made it weird, i made it worse
#luc posts#olivia rodrigo#ballad of a homeschooled girl#ballad of a homeschooled girl olivia rodrigo#guts olivia rodrigo#a little bit too relatable for me today
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ballad of a homeschooled girl
pairing: jj maybank x fem!kook!reader
summary: social cues and parties were a new thing for you, luckily you met the party king right away
warnings: underage drinking, accidentally outing someone (to one person), awkwardness, lmk if i missed anything
a/n: ahhh i’m so excited to post the first fic!!! i decided to give this a happy ending ;)
you were sitting on a couch in a room full of people, a few too many people in your opinion, but who would’ve interested that?
you scrambled onto your feet as a kissing couple was making a bee-line to your couch. you pressed your drink to your chest, while your eyes wandered around the room, in search of a new hiding spot— place to sit down.
your eyes landed on another sofa, that was already occupied by one person, but left enough room for you as well.
“jj!” you exclaimed surprised as you stepped closer and noticed the familiar face.
it wasn’t like you and jj were friends, but you were friendly with each other. it seemed that you were the only kook he liked, except for kiara of course.
“hey” jj smiled and held a bottle in your direction
you just raised your cup and he nodded, while he put the bottle back down next to the couch.
“saw you with aaron bryce earlier” jj said after you had sat down
“yeah” you shrugged “thought it be nice to talk with a few people”
“talk?” jj repeated grinning “that was hardcore flirting 101, my friend”
“ehh—no”
“ehh—yes” jj laughed “you know that aaron’s gay, right?”
your eyes wandered away from the blonde boy and to the front of the room. aaron was standing at a window, making out with a boy.
“figured” you smiled awkwardly
“i see you’re not the best at telling those things. i thought it was obvious, but it seems as it wasn’t as much” he shrugged
“this is exactly like when i dated gabe mcallister for a month” your eyes got big and you slapped a hand over your mouth
“don’t worry” jj smiled assuringly “i won’t tell anyone”
“i can’t believe i just outed someone” you made a move to stand up. sheer embarrassment flodding your senses. you had made a fool of you the whole night, might as well go home now. earlier you had been the only one not to get a whole groups inside joke, making you stand out like the queen. after that you had tripped over your own feet and shattered a glass onto the floor and finally the whole aaron thing, after that you had decided to hide out on the empty couch you had sat on, before the kissing couple interfered and you had to leave.
“what are you doing?” jj asked. his hand went to your elbow, as if to hold you in place
“the party is basically done, right?” you motioned around the room. the party was pretty much not done, which seemed to be the exact thing jj tried telling you with only a glance.
“you alright?” he asked
“yeah” you muttered “i’m just not that much fun too be around and the last hour i spend here seems to prove that”
“lucky for you i arrived perfectly late to help you through the rest of the night” he nodded “you don’t want to imagine the state i would be in if i had been on time”
“probably the state i wish i was in right now” you shuddered “i knew parties weren’t my thing, but this.. this is actually worse”
“you want to give up parties completely because you’ve been to one bad one?”
“the first and only” you nodded
“excuse me, did you just say this was your first party.. in like ever?”
“yeah” you shrugged “excluding kids birthday parties”
“how come you’ve never been to any party before?”
“jj, you get the concept of homeschooling right? not really the best opportunity to get invited to anything”
“but you do have friends, yeah?”
“of course” you rolled your eyes “i just don’t like going to parties. but tonight i thought, i should just try it and now it feels like i need to leave the country”
"it can't be that bad" jj shook his head
you send him a challenging look "you see that red stain on the white rug? that was me"
"ehh" he quickly tried to not lose the smile he was giving you "and what if it was your fault? no one will remember that tomorrow"
"topper filmed it"
"he did?" jj asked surprised "what an idiot"
"so" your eyes went to his hand, that was still holding you in place "will you let me leave now?" you asked expectingly
"absolutely not" jj laughed "now we will get waisted"
"what? so that i can embarrass myself even further?"
"no" jj said slowly "if what you said is true and you already embarrassed yourself so much that you should better leave the country, there's not much that can happen now, right? might as well make use of the free alcohol while you're at it"
you sighed. the boy was looking at you like you would be ruining his night if you left now. you shrugged your shoulders in defeat "i guess so"
jj hollered loudly, before he grabbed your cup and filled it up with the bottle that had been standing in front of his feet.
he passed the cup back to you. it was filled to the brim, a few sips went over the edge and landed on your hand. “woah, that’s a bit much isn’t it?”
jj raised his left arm and pointed on an invisible clock. “we started late, so we have to make up for it”
you nodded slowly, before you gently raised the cup, trying not to shower yourself in the liquor, and took a few sips. you grimaced at the bitter taste. “what is that, jj?” you asked “are you trying to poison me”
“straight vodka” jj shrugged
you chocked on your fourth sip. “w-what?” you coughed “are you insane?”
he emptied the rest of the bottle into his own cup. “perfectly sane, baby”
“if i have to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, i’m blaming you” you pointed the cup in his direction
“don’t worry if that happens we’re both there” he laughed “and now, drink up. but not too fast”
you spent the next half hour gently sipping on the cup, while you and jj talked with each other. you had never thought you would get along this well. you only knew each other, obviously because you lived on the same island and because he mowed your parents lawn from time to time or fixed your car when there was something wrong with it.
you were a lot more similar than you had initially thought (well, not considering social interactions of course). jj was secretly a fan of taylor swift and you had loved her since you were little. you loved to surf and so did jj. it was funny, every time you found a new thing you both liked, the other couldn’t believe it at first.
finally after another half an hour you both were pretty drunk. you still sat on that same couch, laughing about something jj had just said, without really recoiling what it was.
suddenly teenage dirtbag by wheatus started playing and you grinned at the boy. “that’s my favorite song!”
he smiled, taking your hand in his. “let’s dance then”
you both stood up, stumbling to the middle of the room. you performed a breathtaking dance routine, which mostly consisted of balancing each other out.
you fell back down onto the couch, laughing hysterically. “thank you for tonight” your head was leaning against the leather and you gently turned your head, looking at jj.
jj smiled. “of course”
you had spent another hour just sitting and talking, before jj decided that it was time to go home. he offered to walk you to your house and you agreed.
just before you opened the door, jj behind you, he held you back. “give me your phone"
you raised an eyebrow "why?" you questioned confused
"so i can give you my number, that's alright with you?"
you just shrugged, handing him your unlocked phone without another word of protest
he was silent for a few seconds, before a pityful sigh left his mouth. he held the phone in your direction, the wikihow article on how to start a conversation still opened. "really, y/n?" he presented you with a worried glance
you just laughed. “i’m lucky you saved me”
“yes you are” he muttered, typing his number into the phone, before he gave it back to you. “goodnight, y/n” he pressed a kiss onto your cheek. “don’t forget to call!”
“i won’t” you smiled, watching as the boy walked away, before you closed the door.
#jj maybank x you#jj maybank x y/n#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank#jj mayback x reader#jj maybank x kook!reader#jj mayback imagine#outer banks#ballad of a homeschooled girl#olivia rodrigo#guts olivia rodrigo#lizzysgutsspecial
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