Colon didn't reply. I wish Captain Vimes were here, he thought. He wouldn't have known what to do either, but he's got a much better vocabulary to be baffled in.

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

I have so many questions

I’ve been wanting to draw fanart for residuum forever but I haven’t had any ideas so um. Take this quick little doodle based off one of your recent pieces for now and expect some actual fanart in the future gdksgckshdj - have a lovely rest of your day/night! 💖

SCRES SOBBING THANK YOU FORVCHRISTLWR PRESNET

I have no memory of writing that last line

I have no idea what it's supposed to mean

I found it on two separate documents, for some reason

Nech

I legitimately don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it

Children? Wagons of toys? Passing by? Whomst???

Moral of the story is to go to sleep instead of writing at three in the morning, I guess. Genuinely baffled for this random line to be included in my rough draft.

Strange times

today I found out that in the west detco is viewed as an “old” anime and like are you guys tripping??????????? what dimension are you living in that detco is old. like it is literally so current we get a movie every single year that does well each time, the anime plays every week at 6pm on a saturday aka prime time, we get collab cafes like at least once a year sometimes twice, we get a popup shop around the country every single year that lasts for months. conan is literally a household name. like genuinely what the fuck is wrong with western anime fans like do u guys just not live in the same world as us???????

theres a stardew valley mod to replace elliot with astarion bg3 and someone said that shane and sebastian should be replaced instead depending on if you like ascended astarion or not

baby girl. which of these boys is supposed to appeal to people that like ascended astarion. WHICH ONE!

i can see shane as a better stand in for astarion in general what with the heavier addiction/suicide storyline being the closest thing sdv has to astarions abuse survivor story line but.

where is the ascension here. it certainly isnt with the blue chickens!

which leaves Sebastian??

maybe if you're going purely on fourteenth hand vibes??? jesus fuck

i want to study this person like a bug

Exits my car starts to cross the parking lot at the doctor’s office. Immediately stops In The freezing cold to take this picture

H

Helloe?????

There is no way this is real I refuse to belive it

Buzz feed please explain yourself

Help me understand the situation if u don't mind , u said the fall was not romantic right I'm saying the same , he knew he couldn't go back because he was literally forced again in a situation where he couldn't have anyone other than Hannibal, I am queer myself so I don't know what heteronormativity u talking about. I saw the gallery scene after Ur post but weren't they talking about just killing each other , I always read an analysis from early 2015s that support my claim . All I see is Will forced in situations where he has no one left other than Hannibal. I am really trying to see that " dark romance " but all I see is one man's desperate attempt to stay sane . I mean Will married Molly , and was happy with her , bored maybe but happy(not my words I read a meta about it ) he didn't even visit Hannibal for 3 years u know, and after the dragon attack to his family his first instinct was to kill Hannibal , so I am struggling to see any reciprocation from his side.

Heteronormativity has nothing to do with being queer or not. If you don't know what that is, research it, I'm not obligated to educate you. But it is something that everyone who grew up on our society falls under, it's inevitable until you actually unlearn that behavior.

The gallery scene talking about killing each other? How on Earth is that interpreted this way? Saying you read a meta means nothing in terms of being canon or not, unless the creator of the show wrote it.

Will had "no other option"? Who obligated him to stalk Hannibal and his whole life history in Europe? Who obligated him to speak to Hannibal after 3 years? Who obligated him to execute a escape plan?

Will had plenty of options, but chose Hannibal instead.

It is canon he was far from happy with Molly, he states that when Hannibal suggests the Dragon was targeting his family and he cackles and says "of course not", after figuring out that the Dragon targets happy families. He also very much left them to die, as Hannibal stated himself. He had all the reasons to believe they could be in danger but chose to ignore and leave them unprotected. He doesn't say I love you back to his wife, and the show's direction made sure we saw zero affection from Will to her, to depict the distance he had.

You said we can't "water down" the relationship in your other ask, yet you yourself did it in this one by saying he's "just a man trying desperately to stay sane". How is it just that? How is he so desperate to stay sane yet keeps WILLINGLY choosing to go with Hannibal?

How do you interpret Will talking to himself through Abigail's "ghost"? "Still want to go with him?" "yes", "we were supposed to leave together", "god knows where I'd be without him"??

How is he staying sane by continuously avoiding to just end Hannibal the multiple times he had the chance? If this isn't about THEM but just about "a man desperate to stay sane", then why on Earth does he keep going after Hannibal, saving him, stalking his whole life, obsessing over him, going back to him no matter what? If it was "just a man trying desperately to stay sane" the show could've ended in Season 2 after Will and Jack trapped him. Why did he call Hannibal and saved him?

What does Will's sanity have to do with him wanting to run away with Hannibal?? *he stated that, just saying cause it seems you are forgetting scenes.

Anyway, you asked if the fandom would accept you not shipping them but seems like you're not accepting that we ship them and it's canon 🤷🏻‍♀️.

I constantly get baffled when I see an artist that I love follows me back and actually liked a post of mine

Like the audacity they have to mingle with a peasant such as myself I cannot fathom the purpose

you ever hear something so strange you have to make a gif to convey your emotion. anyway here

Hey bestie you think you have a stalker *again*????

I mean I don’t really fear for my safety this time (yet) but it’s still super weird.

I’m gonna put the whole thing under the cut bc I honestly want some other opinions on this like maybe I’m overreacting ?? 😭 With some specifics omitted so as not to dox myself and gain even more stalkers, here is what happened:

I went to a local shop today that I’m in all the time like several times a month and I always chat with the lady who works there, Liz, so I know she recognizes me and knows my face. I went in today and she goes omg your mom was in here yesterday! And I was like um. no she wasn’t lol my mom is deceased. So she was like 😃😄😃 what the fawk. And she tells me a woman came in yesterday with a man and said her daughter told her about this place, proceeds to pull out her phone and show Liz a photo of me. Liz said “oh from (organization that I run)!” And the woman said yes yes that’s her. So there is no way it was just a photo of someone identical to me who happens to live in the same tiny town as me. And Liz didn’t even question it because apparently this woman did look a lot like me which makes it even weirder. I was pressed for time and also like…utterly flabbergasted so I didn’t think to ask a lot of questions but I’m going back on Monday to try to get more info on this woman because what the fuck lol

Some extra context: most people in my town know who i am to some extent bc of the nonprofit i run and a lot of locals follow the org's social media pages. there are some people who definitely feel like they know me bc of this and sometimes approach me/talk to me in public when i really dont know who they are. but nobody has ever taken it this far. also anyone who actually knows my family knows my mother is not around so like ?? I’m just so ??????!?!

did an apple really just call me puppy

hello friends i just finished watching episode 9 of lego dreamzzz and as a logan enjoyer i have to say

what the actual fuck was that

October 13, 2012 -Yeongam, South Korea Source: ROSLAN RAHMAN/AFP/GettyImages