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grippysockgangg · 2 months
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I basically am the equivalent of the cat everyone pets in the adoption shelter, but no one ever takes me home
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yeetthatkolibri · 30 days
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don't touch her guns bro
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gatoraid · 6 months
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My basic brain after finishing She who became the sun: Ouyang and Esen’s story is sooo tragic and beautiful, I could never imagine Ouyang in other ships
My galaxy brain after finishing He who drowned the world: I need Ouyang/Xu Da, Ouyang/Zhu (in that bdsm way they were written in the book), Ouyang/Baoxiang..… plus when you think about it, Ouyang’s all-consuming feelings for Esen are such an integral part of his character that every Ouyang ship will, on some level, be about Ouyang/Esen anyway
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perelka-l · 10 months
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first sentence of valkzaron trust me on this
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maranello · 3 months
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ferrari should diversity hire me I can fix them up before lewis gets here I know it
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blushft · 5 months
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assign me something from here based on my artstyle! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ !!!
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perinto · 1 month
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A tip to get the Thin Man's hat at the start.
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eryfeiron · 11 months
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what the fuck is a whiterose???? anyone?????
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orgasmic-garlic · 7 months
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but objectively speaking, I really do have good blogs. I enjoy them very much. I really do.
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idea (a bad one):
use sandpaper to grind down my tooth filling that has been chipping for past year
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awakefor48hours · 2 years
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I have a friend that told me that it’s 2022 and I shouldn’t be using Tumblr as if they don’t use Twitter and TikTok. My brother in Christ, you go on the regurgitated Tumblr and Reddit post sites
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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bisexualvader · 27 days
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what my notifs look like currently
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theharlotofferelden · 8 months
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Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
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Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed
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roxxy-ll · 4 months
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If you asked me 15, or even 10 years ago how I would feel turning 30 years old, I would just laugh and know within myself that I would not live to see 25, let alone 30.
It was close. Too close. But I'm still around. Still hanging in there. I still occasionally cry myself to sleep. Overthink until I've convinced myself that the worlds hates me, and I contribute to nothing.
Then I remember my dog jumping into my arms the moment I open the door, my cats who accepts no one but me. My horse who has accepted me after having her own human for all her 17 years.
I turn 30 on sunday. Never thought I'd live to see the day.
It's never too late.
I sacrified my roaring 20s to miserability and selfhating.
Keep being you. The world won't change, it will still move on. And there is always someone who loves you. I love you❤️
Me and my huge girl wishing you a happy new year🥳
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I wanted a max 15hh draft(ish) gelding.
I got a warmblood mare who measures 17.1hh
Point is. Sometimes the path you lay out is not the one you're supposed to walk.
It will be okay. One day at a time. You got this.
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foolishlovers · 4 months
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the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck
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