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criminaldoenjangjjigae · 5 months

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I'm just thinking about how the two characters I love and relate to the most, Rui Kamishiro and B-52 would not get along at all, or at least not very well.

Rui: fascinating, it appears to be part human and part machine, yet possesses immense battle skill and power not seen in either. Fascinating. I wonder if I can take it apart.

B-52: get this SOB away from me before he cuts me open or smth.

#food fantasy #food fantasy headcanon #ff b 52 #ff b52 #pjsk #project sekai #pjsk headcanons #rui kamishiro #kamishiro rui

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dappersheep · 2 months

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Not me revisiting some of Mili's old songs and listening to 'Extension of You' made me think of a timeline wherein B-52 stayed longer... long enough with Spaghetti and learned via observing him and how he interacted with the others on his team what it was like to be human,

learned to grow beyond his initial programming,

learned what 'good' and 'evil' is,

learned the ugliness and beauty of life in simple things,

learned that there were so many things he wanted to know,

but also learned the boundaries and mortality of the observable person he deems himself an extension of,

that ultimately, that 'Out of Service' comes for everyone even when it's not by his own hands.

#food fantasy #ff b52 #ff spaghetti #ravings of a madman #no this is not a particular shipping headcanon but it can be #it's more about a gray scenario of if things went slightly differently

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the-trinket-witch · 4 months

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Yandere!OC Headcanons (TWST Edition)

So I may be not finding it in my orbit, but for a thought exercise I wanted to explore the toxic sides of my OCs. Thought it would be an interesting character exploration. So I figured I’d try to write headcanons for if any of my OCs went off the Yandere Deep End. (NOTE: I shouldn’t have to but apparently need to preface that writing this is not me condoning said behavior or idealizing it. If you recognize patterns like this in people in your real life, I cannot advise one way or another what you do with that information.) (divider by @/saradika)

Eugenio Hernandez (Yuu):

To preface, Yuu is Ace, but not Aro. Most likely they would be the Toxic bud ya keep around cause their life sounds awful. Nobody wants to be somebody’s 13th reason; you don't wanna add to the pile of 'shit going wrong in their life'/'be another one of those people that leaves'. But when they blow their top, it’s explosive. But even then, they’d still have a ways to go before ever attempting to lay a hand on you. No, they’d rather rant and rave and exhaust themselves with how shit of a hand the world has dealt them. Once they’ve let off steam, they’re all mumbled apologies and cooking dinner to make up for it.

Tidus Rhin:

His yandere extreme would turn him into The Love-B52. His size would be enough to intimidate any into not leaving his smothering, even if he never gives any indication he'd act with it. He'd prefer acting like a kicked puppy at the prospect of you needing space. Don’t you see, though? He’s utterly fascinated with you, adores you, it’s almost fetishistic. The more you pull away, the more he’s going to try lavishing you in any ways he can think of. If that doesn’t dissuade you, maybe if you just take this potion to come under the sea with him and meet his family…Just check first if the potion is permanent or temporary.

Lázaro Muertinez:

This man loves to talk. He loves to serenade you and talk you up just as you do for his music career. But you’d need to be able to pick up and leave at a moment’s notice-fame is something to chase and it doesn’t wait. What are your reservations against coming with him? It doesn’t matter, he’ll find a way around it, for you of course. If you stick to your guns, though, Laz is the yandere that knows how to orchestrate an oh so convenient health scare. If that doesn't dissuade from leaving his side, then comes the silent treatment. He'll completely drop off the planet. No posts on social media, not returning calls, nothing. For a second the idea he might have done something drastic is exactly what he'd be counting on.

Aadesh Sona:

This snake’s AroAce, but he isn’t above doing most anything to advance his goals. Gaslight, gatekeep, ghost-mode. He’s a psych major, so he knows how to twist his words and drop tidbits of info to confuse and trap you. He’s not being manipulative, you are for daring to get away. But he’ll be able to see the writing on the wall. He’ll back off. Prey is more difficult to catch when it struggles, anyway. And like an actual python, he will have everything poised for when you are in the prime position to strike. What will he do when he gets you back? Well, you and he will just have to sleep on it.

Rajesh Khan:

As far as yanderes go, He’s the only TWST OC of mine who isn’t above using physical means of keeping a potential partner in line. It’s only reserved, though, for when money can’t buy your happiness and obedience. It’s with that same money that makes him nigh untouchable in court, should you try bringing his aggression to light. It’s both money, and the friends in equally high places that make escape from the tiger’s jaws almost impossible.

Albert Eastwind:

Can one blame him for being the controlling type? Similar to how people headcanon Yan!Jade and Azul, He'll provide everything you need or want. Why would you want to leave? Oh don't say he's smothering, he'll pick up more work to 'offer space' but also stifle the idea of you needing or wanting your own financial independence. But while he may work himself tirelessly to keep your cage gilded and shining, he will have your schedule down to the minute. Any deviation will be met with smiles and polite inquiries, but don’t lie to him. And don’t promise you won’t try escaping again if you’re planning on it; he hates pie crust promises.

#Trinket's Rattlin' Bones #yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere oc #yandere drabble #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #albert eastwind #tidus rhin #eugenio hernandez #aadesh sona #lazaro muertinez #rajesh khan

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17-08-66 · 8 months

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The lost boys headcanons

• Dwayne when he was human was deathly allergic to eggs they still make him feel queasy so he tries to steer clear of them.

• David loves really cheap nasty sprinkles (you know the black and gold ones that you can pick up at the dollar store) on spaghetti Bolognese, the only reason he tried it in the first place was beacause of legally blond number one, and two dared him .

• Paul broke one of the handles on David's wheelchair once, knowing David would be pissed he glued it back together with boogers and chewed pineapple flavoured gum.

• Marko absolutely loves the b52s but of course he would never admit that and gets really angry and starts breaking stuff if the boys accuse him of liking them.

• Paul used to eat paint chips of the wall as a kid he liked the crunching sound they made, amazingly he managed to never get sick.

• Marko uses hair oil that smells really strongly of eucalyptus.

• David hates the smell of dirt, just hates it with a passion it's beacause when he was a child he was made to eat a lot of carrots to improve his eyesight and they were freshly picked from the garden still with worms on them and everything.

• Marko wet the bed until he was twelve and three months old.

• Dwayne knows how to ride a unicycle (don't ask me how he just does).

• Dwayne likes to wear G-strings.

• Paul got himself stuck in a rice crispys package for three hours once in the end Marko had to set it on fire which also set Paul's hair on fire so he had to dive into someone's frog pond, (you may ask how he got his head stuck in a CARDBOARD box and how he couldn't get himself out well that's Paul for you).

• Dwayne really loves the works of Edgar Allen poe one poem In particular really speaks out to him, 'a dream within a dream', he finds he can relate to it, beacause In short the poem means nothing in life is permanent and he has seen that to very much be the case having lived so long.

#the lost boys headcanons #the lost boys david headcanons #the lost boys Dwayne headcanons #the lost boys paul headcanons #the lost boys marko headcanons #the lost boys music headcanons #the lost boys david music headcanons #the lost boys dwayne music headcanons #The lost boys paul music headcanons #The lost boys marko music headcanons #the lost boys

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oxygenbefore1775 · 2 years

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AoT Alliance at a restaurant

Imagine the Alliance being invited to a fancy restaurant in a foreign country during one of their diplomatic missions

a side note: Levi is baby-sitting Falco and Gabi that's why he and the kids are out of the picture

cw: consumption of alcohol (you know it was coming), vomiting (idk some people find it gross)

highkey accepting requests for headcanons of similar nature

anyways enjoy

Annie

prepares for this outing by reading a brochure about the restaurant and listening to Armin's rant on their way there

snatches a menu from the waiter before the group even reaches their table

the first page she goes to is desserts - is overwhelmed by the sheer amount of options

as a creature of habit orders the dessert that looks the most familiar

doesn't order anything out of the main dishes since she has a hunch that everyone will get a bunch of meals

while they wait for the food, takes a walk in the restaurant's garden together with Pieck

Armin

thinks of it as the opportunity for team-building

the only one who cares to make a research about the local cuisine and the food customs

annoys the hell out of the waiter by making him stand there and listen to how wonderful their culture is

tries to teach everyone about the local ettiquete - only Jean seems to pay attention and actually put Armin's advice to use

orders such meals that are supposed to be shared in the big company - since every one has ordered their own food, ends up sharing those huge meals with Annie

encourages each of the Alliance member to make a toast and applauds at the end of each toast

Connie

deliberately doesn't read anything about this country's cuisine - thinks that everything should be learnt from the first-hand experience

his order is worded in the shortest manner by far - "everything you have on the menu"

does it not because of gluttony but because he wants to learn everything about the local cuisine in one sitting (which reminds Armin and Jean of a certain person and they get a bit nostalgic at that sight)

takes bites out of the meals and doesn't bother to eat them whole - consumes indigestable food combinations which makes Armin really worried

his cure-all for the possible indisgestion is drinking alcohol (don't question his thought process) - Jean is on board with the idea of becoming his drinking buddy

cringes at the idea of drinking alone with Jean and proposes that Reiner should join them too

his go-to persuasion method is just repeating one phrase until Reiner eventually gives in

Jean

dresses up really formal for the occasion - even though their visit to the restaurant is unofficial, he is still an embassador and has to dress to the part

mainly wants to impress the local socialites frequenting the restaurant

takes a really long time while ordering and bombards the waiter with questions about each meal

picks the meals that look the most appealing and wouldn't be too messy to eat

"Oh there're steamed vegetables on my plate. Connie, can you please take those? I hate how they taste" - doesn't bother to listen to Connie's response and is already putting the vegetables onto Connie's plate

orders lots of alcoholic beverages

alongside Connie talks Reiner into drinking alcohol - picks out the cocktails for Reiner that he thinks Reiner would like

(yk the cocktail b52 that can be set on fire and has to be drunk in one gulp really fast)

gets himself this cocktail but doesn't drink it right away when it's been set on fire - thinks that he would look cool with flames spewing out of his mouth that's why holds the flaming liquid inside his mouth with his mouth open

consequently burns the insides of his mouth and spends the rest of the evening gulping ice cold water

Pieck

greets every member of the staff in the restaurant

orders the meals with the fanciest name

while walking in the garden with Annie, can't help but to reminisce about the times when they were the Candidated and gets a bit sad

tries to filter out the sadness by engaging in the conversation with other Alliance members (mainly Armin)

has a hunch that drinking would do Reiner no good but doesn't stop him - encourages him instead

when Jean burns his mouth, she starts to tease him about it and tries to strike up a conversation with him

Reiner

is eager to go to the restaurant since it means catching a break from Gabi's antics

can't decide what to order and bestoves this task upon Pieck

doesn't eat that much and observes the other members of the Alliance (lowkey creepily watches them until Annie catches his gaze and tells him to stop)

gets talked into drinking with Connie and Jean - doesn't want to ruin their fun so reluctantly agrees

genuinely enjoys the cocktails that Jean picks out for him since they taste so nice - orders some of them multiple times

because he didn't eat a lot and drank lots of alcohol, he gets absolutely wasted

at first just gets sleepy and nods off for a couple of minutes but then his body suddenly decides to rid itself of the booze

has to be dragged to the restrooms where he retches all over the floor

and that's how he learns about his abysmally low alcohol tolerance

#aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #aot headcanons #annie leonhardt #armin arlert #connie springer #jean kirstein #pieck finger #reiner braun #in dire need of requests

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stinkyhyena9000 · 1 year

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Screw it, I'm forcing you all to listen to my video ideas. And by forcing you to listen, I mean allowing you to read at your own leisure. Please note that everything audio-wise and more will be spoiled.

So, the Mike music video was actually an idea from a very long time back, and only just thought of again due to a friend of mine *ahemhem* and yeah. Mike is a super funny guy, and I got the idea from this one edit for a game I can't seem to remember. It looks Sega-y idk. Anyways, the song used will be this the B52's cover of Bad Guy - Billie Eilish [ x ]. A silly song for a silly man.

So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Make your girlfriend mad tight Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh -------------------------------

The Ash music video is based around my transfem headcanon of her, which is based off this one scene in Sing 1, where after auditions, Buster asks "which one is the girl" when trying to recruit Ash. I interpreted it as her struggling to pass. Yes, Lance does know shes trans and supports her. He's just a total douchebag. He's a dickbag, not a transphobe asdusahdsau. Anyways, the song being used will be Transgender Dysphoria Blues - Against Me! [ x ]. A song whose still I think fits her very finely.

Your tells are so obvious Shoulders too broad for a girl Keeps you reminded Helps you to remember where you come from

You want them to notice The ragged ends of your summer dress You want them to see you Like they see every other girl They just see a faggot They hold their breath not to catch the sick

Rough surf on the coast, I wish I could have spent the whole day alone -------------------------------

The Marcus music video was an idea I got indirectly from a friend of mine, and will focus on the troubled relationship between Johnny and Marcus in Sing 1. The song would be Little Soldiers - The Crane Wives [ x ] In this context, the song details how he has always loved his son, even if there is a lot of trouble between the two of them.

On the broken backs of all the words we spared Like little soldiers in the trenches It was a march we made towards ruin and despair But we held hands all the while

I swear that I loved you I swear that I loved you I swear that I loved you I swear, I swear

Personally I think the next following set of lyrics fit more closely to the story here, but I wouldn't be able to make it outside of an AMV in my head.

(Btw the AMV in my head is Marcus returning to jail, and getting letters from Johnny while in prison)

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Buster dance comp is kinda self explanatory. Someone did request me to do it alongside the hop comp, but I opted not too due to the large ratio between dances and hops

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Okay so like, the Noodlemoon meme vid is basically me trying to take a crack at this one TikTok animation meme but without animating? I don't know how well it would go, but it's too cute not to give it a try! Here's an example of one of the meme! [ x ]. In here, Knuckles would be Buster, and Sonic would be Eddie.

Buster: I'm going to confess to you at the reopening! Eddie: Eh?! Buster: Will you be free after lunch? Eddie: Hm! (Yes) Buster: So be prepared! Eddie: Okay Buster: Why is your face all red? Eddie: Because you basically confessed Buster: Forget what I said

#mysing

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imaginefoodfantasy · 6 years

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Could you please do B-52 headcanons, I got him yesterday and I already love him

-He doesn’t really like getting attention especailly it if its just from his mechanical parts.

-B-52 is super self conscious about the way he looks so don’t stare too long at him or he will feel bad.

-Do, however, hold hands with his metal arm. If you treat him like any other food soul, he should be satisfied.

-However, if he falls for his Master Attendant, he will want you to take notice of his efforts more than usual. He might even be uncharacteristically bold.

-A man who really needs to be praised

#B-52 food fantasy #ff B-52 #food fantasy B-52 #B-52 headcanon #B-52 (food fantasy) headcanon #food fantasy headcanon #ff b52 #b52 food fantasy #b52 headcanon #b52 (food fantasy) headcanon #food fantasy b52

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browniesexual · 4 years

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BB-52 Kissing thoughts

i wanted to do something super intimate that was not NSFW (even tho i also wanna post shit like that one day, just lmk) so take this dumbass list

-Honestly????? Completely soff,,,Gentle...Bashful.....

-I can’t imagine if they’d do it often, but I want them to do it just enough.

-They’re probably surprisingly deep kisses? Very gentle pecking at first tho.

-But then one night, they were just sitting together, and they ended up subconsciously staring at eachother, and it sort of naturally happened.

-Of course they were SUPER flustered afterwards but it makes them realize what they’ve sorta been missing out on.

-Brownie’s more of a cheek and forehead kisser, and Bifty is similar, but with the addition of kissing Brownie’s hands since they tend to get burned from his gun or when he makes tea. Poor clumsy butler...In addition tho, Brownie does occasionally peck at Bifty’s eyepatch.

-However, that doesn’t mean they’re clean tho.

-Sometimes when it gets really sentimental, they can’t really let go of eachother.

-They really, really do love appreciate the other a lot, so there are times where they’ll be a bit touchy. That includes kisses. Food souls are STILL surprised at how in love with eachother these two are.

-Brownie’s hands cupping Bifty’s face, Bifty having a hand around his waist and the other cupping the back of his head to keep him there, and it’s usually variants of that.

-And of course, we cannot forget comfort kisses. They’re the most common.

-Sometimes Bifty will have a lot of nightmares about his time as a full blown ‘machine’, and Brownie will be giving his all in calming Bifty down, including forehead kisses and of course their signature deep kiss. It works every time.

-And there are times where Brownie may feel very insecure with himself and his dream as a butler, and a part of him is still emotionally torn from his master attendant’s death (personal hc), so hugs and gentle kisses from Bifty is the best way to go.

-Yes, it’s very surprising how long it takes until they get fucking married.

#ff brownie #ff b52 #ff bb52 #food fantasy #food fantasy headcanons #headcanons #bb52 headcanons

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ff-soft-serve-cone · 4 years

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Blue Cheese playing/composing violin covers of various songs, especially ones by idols like Jello.

Just... All the musical souls performing together... I'd love to see that tbh. Just getting up on stage and having fun.

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elemom · 5 years

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anyway, here’s a random hc

Bifty actually really likes sweets. Not NEARLY to napo’s level, but he definitely likes them.

It took him awhile to actually realize this though. He was slow to even try food, because he viewed it as an unnecessary luxury for food souls (or, to him, machines) to eat. But napo said “cmon, humans LOVE desserts!” And bifty caved. From that point on, he actually enjoyed sweets quite a lot.

He would never ask someone to make him sweets, or even go to a bakery to buy some, but he’d definitely try and share some of Napo’s.

When Brownie finds out, he makes a batch especially for B-52. Bifty has no idea how to react, but is grateful nevertheless.

#food fantasy #ff b52 #ff b 52 #ff headcanons #ff headcanon #hhhhhhhhhhhh i have a lot more hcs about bifty as well

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criminaldoenjangjjigae · 6 months

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More B-52 core songs. Yes it needed a part two. Sorry to the people looking forward to the Macaroon playlist.

1. Hyperventilation Dance - Nashimoto Ui

2. Darling Dance - Kairiki Bear

3. Raspberry Monster - Honeyworks

4. Helena - My Chemical Romance

5. Totemo Itai Itagaritai - EFZG

6. Unknown Mother Goose - Wowaka

#food fantasy #ff b 52 #ff b52 #playlist #food fantasy headcanon #music that reminds me of characters

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food-fantasy-support-group · 6 years

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A Few Small Repairs (B-52/MA flashfic)

for @madmabari . i know a lot of you have asked for NSFW B-52/MA but i wanted to test the waters with writing a SFW fic first and see how you guys liked it? i love him so much, he’s one of the few characters i’d prefer to write from his view than the Master Attendant’s :)

“You’re lucky I’m a decent mechanic,” they tell him, testing how the wing unfurls, tongue stuck between their teeth in concentration as they tighten a screw and then test it again. “This battle death wish of yours would otherwise be the end of me.”

“Master, I do not understand. You wish to succeed in battle. We achieved that.”

They roll their eyes, moving on to the next part of his wing with a heavy sigh. “Some catacombs sweeping isn’t worth your life, B. Save the heroics or—”

He remembers the days of being turned on and off on a whim, as they stop mid-sentence to tighten another screw. Long days of being on standby. How his parts would creak once he would move again, sluggishly until he was oiled. Now he never has to feel like that. He is a body constantly in motion, constantly doing. And now, thanks to his newest Master Attendant, constantly maintained. There is no data for him to use when dealing with them. It continues to surprise him, the differences between them and his first master, them and Spaghetti. The master is soft where it counts but still manages to have a leader's backbone of steel, even though logic tells him its an error that they dote on him so much. Too much energy expended in his maintenance means—

“You’ll replace me,” he finishes. “Logical.”

“No!” They blurt out, waving the screwdriver in his face with a frown. “I absolutely was not going to say that! What I was going to say is I’ll have to learn how to take better care of you or find an expert to show me how.”

“I do not wish to be trouble.”

“You’re not. Trouble is Steak and Red Wine arguing over the littlest of slights. Trouble is Boston complaining about the heat only he can feel. Trouble is Crab Long Bao trying to drink himself to death when no one is looking," they huff with a pained expression. "I just wish I could keep up with your repairs.”

“Why?”

Sometimes the simplest question is the most efficient. He continues to look at them, an unblinking stare they avoid, blush rising to their cheeks.

“I guess I just really like you, B,” they tell him, patting the now fixed wing and moving on to the next part in need of repair.

While he wasn’t the first food soul they summoned, he was one of the few that they constantly took out to battle and so they both got used to this routine of him being looked over and fixed after. They told him it was because he and Vodka worked well together {Lie: not detected} so the pair would be going out more often along with their old team of Milk, Black Tea, and Crab Long Bao.

B, they call him, not B-52 Cocktail. They’ve shortened his name.

Logic tells him its out of convenience, but it feels like something else too.

Is this what human friendship feels like?

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“Master, what is the purpose of enjoying me beyond my use?”

They’re behind him now, checking the joints that attach to his back and he can feel gentle fingers run over where skin meets metal, oiling the joints. A feeling he doesn’t have a name for sizzles through his veins like the blue flames of his cane, as they continue their work.

“That’s hard to explain, B. You’re not a machine or a tool to me, you’re my friend.”

Brownie had said something similar to him in the past. And similar to now, he did not understand.

{System Error: invalid command. Batch return: undetermined. Try again? }

“You’re someone trying their best,” they continue. Their hands are small and warm as they unbutton his shirt, gently probing and mapping his chest for any injuries. “And even though your heart doesn’t beat exactly the same way as mine, it’s still full of good. Full of kindness.”

“Perhaps I should read more about morality to understand.”

“You could,” they say, moving closer so the gap between their bodies is smaller than normal, the master’s eyes dilating and nostrils flaring only slightly as they look him in the eyes. “Or… you said you want to know what being human is like, right?”

“Yes.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I’m aware of the practice.”

“I figured as much,” they chuckle as they raise a hand to brush his cheek. “But I want to make sure you’re okay with it. Remember when we talked about consent and how you’re allowed to not always agree with everything I say?”

“You pointed out Red Wine and Boston Lobster as examples. I do not wish to emulate their behavior.”

They give a snort before looking at him, hand moving down from his cheek to rest lightly on his shoulder.

“B, what do you want?“

They say this with an audible sigh, lips now tilted in a wry smile. "I’ve tried my damnedest to figure it out so you don’t get hurt so much. Sometimes it scares me I might lose you.”

Loss.

He's not sure he wants to contemplate that.

In fact, what he wants is to not have a philosophical debate with the master after they so graciously have repaired his wing again. What he wants is to continue to be useful—no, that’s not the right word, they would tell him, eyes sad and he doesn’t like the look on their face when they’re sad about something he’s done or said—

Placing a hand on the back of the master’s head and the other on the small of their back, he leans in and brushes his lips against theirs, retrieving all the data of human courtship he’s compiled. Human mouths are warm, wet, and strange mashing together to show affection. He patiently lets the master guide him through how lips and tongues are supposed to touch, but teeth aren’t, as they make noises that would normally give way to concern, but do not stop. He continues until they pull away, breathing heavily.

“I forgot you don’t have to breathe,” they reply sheepishly, cheeks pink and lips rosy. Heart rate elevated even more than before, similar to when they are in battle. He can hear their human heart so unlike his thumping loudly in their chest, like its waiting to burst free. Placing a curious hand over it, he feels the steady rhythm underneath his palm.

“Its—that’s okay,” they tell him, brushing hair out of his eyes and giving him a smile. “It’s normal when you enjoy kissing for that to happen.”

They make him feel human, the way they smile at him. The way their nose wrinkles up, not in disgust at how different he is, but in humor and exasperation when they see a part of him broken after a fight the healers can’t fix.

“I performed well?”

“Quite,” they say with a laugh, resting their forehead against his. “You’re a natural. Even without the biological necessity behind attraction.”

He hums as the master twines their fingers together, squeezing gently. This feeling, the opposite of pain somehow giving him just as much life. His master closes their eyes, letting out a content sigh, as he realizes he wants more so he kisses them again, this time a bit more forceful since he’s the one leading. They gasp in his mouth, clearly startled, before returning the kiss back just as fervently and the fire he felt now takes on even more heat, embers from before crackling as the blue flames reach new heights inside of him, licking at his skin everywhere the master touches him.

He feels not just human, but alive.

He pulls away gently first, voice low and steady as he looks at them and feels more irrational than he's ever felt before.

“I’ll need your guidance to continue, I am unsure beyond diagrams what I am to do now,” he tells them quietly. Stilling his hands on their hips, they give him a mischievous smile. “Please... be direct in your instructions.”

“Okay, B,” they tell him, pushing his unbuttoned shirt off of his shoulders.

They pull him in for another kiss he gladly returns.

“If you say so, I will.”

if you enjoyed this please go leave comments or kudos on the ao3 fic!

#food fantasy #ff b52 #ff b-52 #ff headcanons #flashfic #fan fic #fan fiction #i really hope you guys like this i was really nervous to write something so fluffy!#mod wine

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mysnarkyslytherinsecret · 7 years

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professor snape listening to the backstreet boys bahahaha

Dumbledore forces the professors to participate in a spirit rally. He makes everyone lip sync to “I Want It That Way” and do a choreographed dance. Severus does it with a frozen grimace on his face the whole time despite executing the dance perfectly.

#Severus Snape #headcanon #this is actually based on a similarly strict teacher who did something similar for a spirit rally #imagine someone as angry and tall as john Cleese dressed in drag and singing along to love Shack by the b52s #it was magical

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cakerollk · 3 years

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I love the age lines on Champagne's face, it makes him look so much daddier🥵🥵 btw how old (physically I guess) do you hc the other liquor boys? I know Champagne is prolly Daddy Age.

grips my thighs Champagne is in his f-fifties.

I personally headcanon red wine and whiskey being in their late 20s to early 30s. they’re old and tired.

Mary is... mid 20s and B52 is like, 19-21 to me.

#trust me if i could draw different facial structures better i would act up #Anonymous #liquor lads

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broken-heroes-and-potatoes · 4 years

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Drunk headcanon for Bakugou, Todoroki and Iida ? 👉👈

Of course and thank you for the request!

Katsuki Bakugou - The silent I’am sober but in fact, I’am totally not.

- B52 or anything with rum flamed, what is bad when Bakugo drinks rum? He doesn’t have a f*cking memory of the night.

- We could have think a drunk Bakugo would be a worse version of a sober himself, angrier and noisier, but to everyone surprise, it’s in fact, the opposite.

- As the lines of glass empty, he gets quieter and quieter, sprawling on the back of his chair, his arms along his body, watching the table with big open eyes and not the envy, nor the strenght, nor maybe the capacity to move.

- He tries to act cool, as if everything’s fine, he nods when people talk to him and even smiles when he hears laugh around him, but in real? He doesn’t even have a single idea of what happens.

- Words are like rockets flying way too faster in front of his eyes and his brain can’t focus on conversations, it grabs one words out of three and by the time Bakugo tries to understand the nonsens of a sentence without all the words, the topic already changed.

- When things gets too complicated for his brain to follow, he takes out his phone and tries to put all of his concentration on the screen, even if he feels like his eyes are teared off with the white light.. well after the real challenge of unlocking it of course.

- He puts it down and takes it back at least 10 times because he forgets why he just took out his phone. 15 minutes of scrolling down on his youtube timeline without noticing he’s not on fb, 5 minutes liking and dislinking pictures of the night in which he’s tagged because his thumb stays too long on the screen and then, he finally find something that should probably stay far, far away from his fingers.. texts.

- He spends half of his time trying to type correct texts which ends in a total mess with so much typo that a descrambler is needed. All the texts are finally sent to the wrong persons, incomprehensible or just not sent at all and saved as draft, but in all the case, with too much emojis. It’s sad because if his brain was working correctly, it’s the better time to have him confess deep feelings.

- Breaks, forgets or losts his phone each time he’s drunk.

- Even if he’s totally stoned, his body tells him when to stop and he practically never throw up, but, when he begins to feel sleepy, he displays the path to his room for an ungodly amount of time in his head before getting up because everything lookis like a maze.

- He will either, colapse on his chair/the table and nothing can wake him up, by nothing, I mean nothing, you could build a house of card on his cheeks or turn up the sound really loud, he would not bat an eyelash.

- Either a charitabe soul would have take him to his bed before he losts consciousness and he falls asleep fully clothes, and wakes up in the exact same position 16 hours later.

- He doesn’t remember anything about the night and acts as if he had never sent weird texts to everyone, or agreed to making Sero’s bento for a whole week and a foot massage to Kirishima after the next trainning.

Shoto Todoroki - The naked philosopher

- Frozen Vodka with a slice of lime, pretty useful, because the drink rests on the good temperature as long as he keeps the glass in his hand

- Shoto is more the kind of guy who just looks around, listens and enjoys a party without a real «participations», things change as soon as the alcohol works on him and begins to redden the skin on the top of his nose and ears

- He smiles at first, begins to take part in conversations and then pulls off extra layers of clothes because he’s feeling like boiling on the inside.. even if he’s just in shirt and pants.

- Someone will have to stay by his side to prevent him to strip fully or he’ll end in just his underwear, wandering and talking casually as if nothing was wrong.

- You wouldn't have believed but that guy talks, A LOT, when he’s drunk, and as soon as he has someone he feels comfortable with next to him, he won’t let go of them for the whole night. Even if you go refill your glass, if you’re exhausted or if you have to pee, he’ll follow you, everywhere.

- The conversation seems really deep and intelligent seen from the outside, but it’s just a bunch of mixed theories about feelings, the role of human being on earth and what’s wrong with pineapple on pizza.

- Forgets to put the lemon in the glass and directly bites in it, doesn’t even have a reaction, he stopped talking for five second though’

- He spends his night igniting everyone’s shooters

- Someone will finally leads him to some fresh air, and it’s the only time of the night where he stops talking, he sits cross-legged on the ground and watch the stars, even if he stops exchanging with other, he lives an internal debate that only him can understand, or not.

- Please, don’t forget to go get him back or he’ll just stay here for hours until the alcool effects fade or that he falls asleep and wakes the next afternoon.

- Everything’s fine the next day, he’s not the first nor the last to get up and the room is already clean because he’s the one who tidied everything last night while doing a monologue. He remembers having a great night and good conversations with everyone, but can’t remember a single one of them.

Tenya Iida - The grumpy sentimental unicorn

- Gets drunk with fancy rainbow coktails, the ones with umbrella and candy screwer on it.

- As he’s too polite to refuse to give his candies to his crush and friends when he’s sober, don’t even thing of putting your hand between him and the sweets when he’s drunk because he could bite your finger without a single regret.

- And he gets drunk really quickly because he’s a light weight, and because he doesn’t even realize the huge quantity of alcohol he drops with all the sugar present in the drinks, to be honest, he doesn’t even know he’s drinking alcohol..

- Iida is like a grumpy old man when he has too much glasses, he grumbles to himself, talks with his glass, bitches about the stool because it’s not comfortable enough, about the music being too loud even if there’s no music in the room and about the person who, according to him, stole his glasses even if, it’s still on his nose.

- He’s a real mess.

- He won’t recognize anyone and probably ends up confessing his love to Kirishima while sobbing and telling his crush that they should stop fighting Deku because of childhood bitterness still present between the two of them.

- Yep, Team Vomit here. It burns his throat like hell but hey’ at least, it’s festive with all of these colors, looks like a unicorn had stop by.

- Someone has to put him to bed, and he’s already half asleep by the time he reaches the room, he's a dead weight to drag.

- Wakes up the next morning at 9 a.m, wishing to die because of the hangover and the embarrassment.

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May I please sneak some B-52 with an insecure s/o who doesn't think too highly of herself hcs?

-Since B-52 feels the same way, the two of you can be an enabler for each other to talk bad about yourselves on your worst days.

-However, he always makes sure to tell you that you are wonderful and that none of the bad things you say about yourself are true.

-You are there for him when he is at his lowest as well.

-Even if you don’t believe in yourself, B-52 believes in you. He will do anything he can to prove to you that you are worth something even if its just being the woman he loves.

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