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ASSMU Behind the Stage Ver.B [Natsuki, Syo, Ai, Nagi, Yamato] - Translation
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Ai: It is interesting that towards the end of the song, when the 18 of us sing together, the position of the five of us splits into two, with me in the center.
Ai: On the right are Natsuki and Yamato, who are large and adult-like, and on the left are Syo and Nagi, who are small and cute.
Nagi: Nagi may be small and cute, but my feelings are the greatest, so I’ll make the audience more excited than anyone else.
Natsuki: Wah! You’re so lovely, Nagi-kun! Not only are you cute but you’re also cool! Gyuu!
Syo: W-Wait a minute!!
Nagi: Woah!
Syo: Wait, Natsuki! Don’t go hugging Nagi! If you’re gonna do that, it should be with the super cool me.
Natsuki: I understand. Of course, Syo-chan is always cute and cool too. Gyuu!
Syo: Argh! I got it, but-! You’re squeezing too hard!!
Nagi: Jeez, what are you two doing? It can’t be helped. Nagi will teach you how to hug more cutely. Come here for a second, Natsuki.
Natsuki: Okay. Is it okay if I just wait here like this?
Nagi: Yes. Lean down a bit more. Like that. Here we go. Gyuu~ Then let’s both look at Syo and wink! How was that?
Natsuki: It makes it look like we get along well, which is very good.
Syo: Wow, that was damn clean.
Yamato: Hey, Natsuki. If you have any energy left over, be my opponent.
Natsuki: Really? That sounds fun too.
Ai: That kind of thing should be done after practice, not now. Incidentally, I'm pretty confident in my own skills though.
Syo: I mean, I'm not losing either. I'm not talking about height or arm wrestling! What's needed for a live performance is spirit! I'm going to put my heart and soul into singing and dancing for my fans.
Yamato: Yeah, exactly. I can’t waste time. I need more stamina to put on the best live performance I can. Should I increase my training? First, 500 push-ups!
Syo: No, that's ridiculous. We finished practicing the basics and now it's time for the dance lesson.
Yamato: Don't be so rigid about something being a little out of order. Let's do it together! 1, 2, 3…
Syo: I haven't said I'm going to do it yet! Ah, damn it!
Yamato: 4, 5, 6…
Syo: 7, 8, 9, 10
Ai: Okay. I'll leave the push-ups to you two. Shall the rest of us go over the moves again?
Natsuki: Yes! That’s right, Nagi-kun. How about we try to incorporate a moment of interaction with the fans like we did just now in the song?
Nagi: That might be good. Let’s see…
Syo: (out of breath) Hey, don't just leave me like this, do something about it!!
Ai: (sigh) It can’t be helped… Yamato! Let's stop that for now. Since we're all here, let's all review the choreography together so that we're all in sync.
Yamato: Now that you mention it, you’re right. Got it.
Syo: Thank god! I'm so glad Ai’s here.
Natsuki: Ai-chan is our center not only in that part of the choreography but also figuratively.
Nagi: I guess I can kinda see it.
Yamato: Natsuki, that was a good line!
Syo: I feel like having Ai in the group gives it a nice balance. Let the five of us create a new harmony.
Ai: I think I understand what everyone is trying to say. Well, thank you. Now then, I think we should get back to the lesson. After this, Syo and Yamato will do push-ups. Let's start again from the beginning.
Yamato: Sounds good. It’s the perfect schedule.
Syo: Let’s do that. I’ll do my best!
Natsuki: Then I'd like to join in on the push-ups too.
#uta no prince sama#utapri#translation#english#he★vens#heavens#drama cd#syo kurusu#natsuki shinomiya#ai mikaze#nagi mikado#yamato hyuga#assmu#starish#st☆rish#quartet night#behind the stage
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everytime someone says that every single skk shipper fetishizes the ship,mischaracterizes them completely or that theyre toxic,an angel loses its wings. because seriously,not every skk shipper does that,like personally,i ship skk but i mostly imagine them having stupid conversations and interactions rather than having weird sex,or i just imagine the most angsty shit happening between them,and i personally dont hate other ships either,theyre interesting
#bsd#skk#i rlly hate it when they assmue everyone who ships smth is toxic#like NO THERE ARE GOOD PPL TOO
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With that lore hint they just gave us, um. I always just assumed everyone else thought that Caspain that was the only other name crossed out?? Like, it was [The Name Is Crossed Out] (not crossed out in golden ink) when Rae is talking about them kissing him on his cheek, I always thought everyone else thought that that was caspian?? Did they not?? Is this solely a me thing??
#like#wait what#like i assmued that prior to that hint#i assumed that wasnt just me??#fable smp#fsmp#a tag to help find my own posts
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will forever adore the leavers tradition of writing on each other's shirts. the intimacy of friendship. holding your hair aside while someone writes on your back. entwining arms so you can write your messages on each other's shoulders at the same time. signing someone's shirt at the same time as two others. standing in a line of three as you sign each other's backs. sitting behind someone and reading the colourful mess of love letters and inside jokes. covered in messages you can't read until you get home. the ink of a 'love you!!' that bleeds through and stains your skin.
#idk how big this is outside of the uk??#id assmue everywhere that has uniforms has this tradition but maybe not?
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can someone direct me to a thinkpiece or an essay explaining all the DC videos of this trilogy i want to make sense of it but im not observant or smart
#looking back im realizing maybe they were ALWAYS speaking from the perspective of nature#i assmued Maison and Vision were like. From an activist pov or smth but I THINK they were always meant to be#goddesses or some embodiment of nature that came down to set things right#they also may or may not have committed mass gen0c1de in order to reset the planet.#im trying to understand the red circles.... the broadcast. bc in MAISON the control room has no signal and then in VISION Dami sends out#the signal - which is the red circles#one of which Gahyeon takes down at the end of BONVOYAGE#...#also trying to understand the significance of the card#AND why Gahyeon has a doppel in BV????#WHAT GOES ON#INSOMNIA
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Osamu is not the partying type.
Yes, he knows how to have a good time, be able to put back a few and let loose with his old buddies from volleyball, when his employees hit a milestone or a birthday, he’s always been able to monitor just how much he’s drinking to keep a level head.
But for as much as Osamu could drink? Easily tripled by the challenge of Sunarin or Atsumu.
And tonight, when the former helps an inebriated Osamu past the threshold into your home with the cockiest smirk on his face, you know Atsumu is just as drunk in the back of Aran’s car.
“Does the shop needed to be closed tomorrow?” You grumble, and Rintaro shrugs as he passes your boyfriend to your shoulder.
“Kita-San insisted on cleaning up- granted it was Atsumu’s puke, but the restaurant’s clean none the less, if you had to open.”
“Gonna literally kiss him on the mouth,” you sigh, nodding a smile to Suna. “Thanks for getting him home alive.”
“No worries. Just make sure he drinks plenty of water. Drank Atsumu under the whole damn table.”
“Will do. Get home safe, hun.”
With that, the middle blocker parts, leaving you with the inebriated chef who towers over you, despite swaying and leaning 98% of his weight on you.
Great.
“Fucking asshole,” you grumble. “Was only having a few drinks and taking an Uber too much for you to handle-“
“My girlfriend doesn’t like me taking Uber’s,” Osamu says as sternly as he could. “Says they’re dangerous.”
You chuckle at his words, echoed from you every time he suggests it.
“Your girlfriend sounds like a really smart lady.” He leans his entire weight on you now, and you grunt softly as you aide him in the house, tripping over his own feet as you both waddle.
“Awwww yeah,” Osamu assures proudly. “So smart... like the other day I lost my earbuds...” his voice trails off in the middle of his story, as if he forgot the timeline. “And she’s got these like, boobs...” he smiles dopily as he remembers your… features, and you offer him a full blown laugh and a smack against his chest. Wide eyes flick down to your frame, and he blanches- as much as he could, his cheeks were a scarlet flush from the alcohol- at your touch.
“No thanks,” he pouts. “I ‘ave a girlfriend… ‘nd she’ll come fight you if you touch me…” he gathers your hands in his before messily shoving them back towards your chest, “is not you- is me. I love her. ‘N she’ll fight you.”
Is that what he tells people?
“Your girlfriend doesn’t scare me,” you snort, plopping him down on the couch while he giggles a soft “whee!” You shake your head as you help him take off his shoes, “maybe she shouldn’t let such a handsome man go out all by himself.”
“She loves me!” He pouts. Not that that’s what you said, but sure. “Here, I’ll give her a call right now, ‘nd she’ll make you cry.”
“Go for it, baby.”
He gives you a scowl and clumsily clicks at his phone, eyes crossing every once in a while from the brightness. He passes you his phone, “can… can you j’ss click her?? She’s under ‘wifey.’” Sure enough, as you take his phone and scroll through the texts he’s sent through the night, and your heart flutters at the sight of your contact name: Wifey 🌹💍
With a smirk, you click the contact and call yourself, staring back at osamu when just a few feet away, your phone buzzes on the couch. His head lazily lulls over to see it, “yer already on the phone, I’ll get it-“ he clicks the big, green answer button. “Hello?”
“Osamu?”
“Baby!” He yells in the receiver. “Save me, I got this lady tryna take off my pants!” He gives you another glare, and you poke your tongue in your cheek. “Told her that you’d come fight her so…”
“Is she pretty?”
At your question, Osamu’s jaw slacks and opens repeatedly, incredulously trying to find the words that could convey his emotions for the question. “B-Baby!”
“Osamu-“
“That doesn’t matter! I’m not Assmu, ‘m loyal! You gonna come fight fer me or what?”
“Oh my god-“ you hang up his phone and toss it back to him, grabbing yours from his weak grip. “Sweetheart, I’m your girlfriend,” you remind him, pulling your phone out and showing him your lock screen. Eyes flick between you and the picture, and clearly he’s very confused how you caught this without his consent. You roll your eyes and promptly show him his own lock screen, which is you both at an MSBY game. “See? You love me or something, remember?”
Then, his thick brows furrow, and his head rolls around his neck as if shaking for the memories of you two together.
“Waitta minute,” he says suspiciously, leaning back fully against the couch. “You’re ma girlfriend?” Grey eyes glaze over you, and you wonder if this will lead to a brawl in the morning, or if it’s a genuine question that just so happens to sound like he’s disappointed.
“Yeah,” you scoff. “You got a problem with that?”
His eyes flick over you one more time, and a slow smirk splays on his face- you know he thinks he’s putting the moves on you, but it’s so hard to not just laugh in his face as he’s doing so.
“Fuckin’ score dawg,” he says to himself, raising one hand before using the other to give himself a high-five. You’re unable to fight the snort that pulls from your mouth, collapsing against him while you laugh in his chest. “‘M gonna tell my brother,” he hiccups. “Gonna be soooo pissed that I got such a pretty girlfriend…”
You don’t have the heart to tell him that Atsumu actually set you two up, so you let his drunken mind formulate a fake scenario that he will no doubt forget come following the nauseating hangover in the morning.
But that’s okay; even drunk enough to be concerning, it makes you happy to know Osamu still is loyal to a fault, telling other women about you and trying his best to make you sound scary.
Even if you are the other woman, apparently.
#this is a rewrite that I never finished so eat up the osamu goodness 🫡#osamu miya#osamu miya fluff#osamu miya x reader#osamu miya x f!reader#osamu miya x reader fluff#osamu miya imagine#osamu miya haikyuu#miya osamu#miya osamu fluff#miya osamu x reader#miya osamu x f!reader#miya osamu x reader fluff#miya osamu imagine#miya osamu haikyuu#haikyuu#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x female reader#haikyuu x f!reader#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x yn#haikyuu x y/n#tw drunk#tw drinking#drinking tw#drunk tw
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Is it ever explained in the game why the Mc doesn't have their memories post-resurrection?
Like they get the Fool’s body and the fool is like new beginnings and stuff ( I ASSMUE, Tell me if I'm wrong) , but is an actual explanation in the game? Like did they also have to give something up even though the didn't make the deal? Is it because they don't have their original body?
Spoil it for me idc I just wanna know
The Arcana Brainrot Essays: MC's Memories
Hi anon friend! I hope you don't mind the ramble that's about to proceed -
Not only is the magic system of the Arcana pretty vague, when it comes to MC inhabiting the Fool's body, we have six different canon routes and twelve different canon endings, all with different implications.
With MC not being present for the ritual that gets their body back, it's fairly safe to assume that MC is not bound by any deals at the time of the prologue (though there is plenty of space to argue otherwise, given how vague the details are). Many of the routes include other characters reckoning with the deals they made at the time, but MC's reckoning has more to do with the truth than anything else. The best explanation, and to my knowledge, the canon explanation we get across routes for MC's missing memories is "because of the resurrection." That's it.
Here's where I jump from canon stuff to the implications I picked up through the different routes, focusing on the how aspect:
Similar to what other creators have pointed out in the past, MC's amnesia bears a lot of similarities to amnesia caused by traumatic brain injuries or (in my opinion) trauma in general. Based off of the occasions where MC is able to recover their own memory of dying, it seems like in at least some routes, the memories are still in there. They're just suppressed by a mysterious something. Given how the memory loss is associated with strong headaches, how said headaches are triggered by attempts to remember or vivid references to the past, and how attempting to forcibly remember something has led to further damage in the past, MC does seem to be in the middle of a nonlinear healing journey. As several of the routes progress, we can even see MC being able to succeed at mental tasks with lower levels of difficulty when previously it would have resulted in a debilitating headache.
My personal conclusion from all of that is that MC's amnesia is the result of the sheer trauma of dying and then coming back. It's a mind boggling experience simply to process the facts of what happened - let alone the physical and emotional experience. The story picks up with MC having physically recovered enough to live independently, and continues with MC's mental and emotional growth into fully growing into themself (in the upright endings). In some routes, they're able to recall a memory of their own as the story progresses, in other routes, any knowledge MC receives of the past is from other perspectives. Which leads to one of the biggest questions: can MC get them all back?
Some of our best clues outside of MC's personal narrative are the two other characters involved with returning missing memories: Muriel and Julian. (Asra, we know, forgot the details of the ritual itself, but otherwise has all memories intact. Nadia's missing all memories since entering Vesuvia for the first time, but it's never clear how much she gets back.) Julian recovers his memories when he reverses his deal with the Hanged Man, choosing to live as a normal person again with MC so that he can piece together the answer to the Plague. In his case, all the memories come back at once, fully intact.
Muriel's situation is different. He doesn't have any memories missing, he just has the capacity to take away the memories of the people around him. At first, the method for returning those memories is a sensory trigger (myrrh), but as time goes on and the deal loses its effect, the memories seem to slowly return to the people around him. It's different from Julian suddenly having access to the full breadth of his memories again, but the overall effect is the same: the lack of memory is resolved to the point that "normal" functioning can resume.
So, what does that say about MC's case? In short - anything. It really is up to how you imagine your MC, their past, the specific dynamic they have with their specific LI, how their future progresses post canon, etc. There's canon examples of characters regaining their memories gradually over time, getting them all back at once as the result of a deal, or simply learning to move forward and embrace the chance to start anew. And these are just examples of the default apprentice - there are plenty of MCs with gorgeously fleshed out backgrounds whose stories are their own twist on canon, where none of this really applies!
In short, how MC interacts with their missing memories is largely dependent on who your MC is. As to why they're missing - it's written as being because of MC dying and coming back. Whether that's due to the nature of it being trauma/a traumatic brain injury, or whatever other reason you can think of, is up to you ^.^
Cheers friend!
brainrot
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I had many theories/predictions on my q!BBH bingo card.... "The blue stuff we assmued was q!BBH's blood moving around his body like it's fucking sentient" was NOT in there.
#qsmp#q!bbh#q!badboyhalo#bbh#badboyhalo#i fucking can't right now#can he stop ? like#i thought we couldnt get more plotwistey and then he pulls this shit#amiga.......
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「ALL STAR STAGE」テーマソング「PRI☆LOVE∞UNIVERSE♪」
ST☆RISH
QUARTET NIGHT
HE★VENS
#uta no prince sama#uta no prince#utapri#uta no☆prince sama♪#uta no ☆ prince sama ♪#HE★VENS#QUARTET NIGHT#ST☆RISH#ittoki otoya#otoya ittoki#kotobuki reiji#reiji kotobuki#otori eiichi#eiichi otori
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The ASSMU CD aka Utano☆Princesama ALL STAR STAGE Theme Song PRI☆LOVE∞UNIVERSE♪ CD is now available on the US iTunes store and I believe in other regions as well! It is $10 US for the whole CD with all versions and off vocals! All individual versions are $1.29 each!
Here is the US Apple Music link! (page has a buy button which will take you to iTunes. Yes it is dumb)
Please support the series legally buy purchasing this if you are able!
#uta no prince sama#utapri#Starish#ST☆RISH#Quartet Night#Heavens#HE★VENS#otoya ittoki#masato hijirikawa#natsuki shinomiya#tokiya ichinose#ren jinguji#syo kurusu#cecil aijima#reiji kotobuki#ranmaru kurosaki#ai mikaze#camus#eiichi otori#kira sumeragi#nagi mikado#eiji otori#van kiryuin#yamato hyuga#shion amakusa
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ASSMU Behind the Stage Ver.B [Cecil, Camus, Shion] - Translation
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Cecil: You haven’t talked much with Camus, have you, Shion? If you like, I’ll introduce him again. This is Camus. My senpai. He may be stern like a devil at times, but that's because he cares about his fans, so don't worry, there's nothing to be scared of.
Camus: Cecil, please do it more seriously.
Cecil: (startled meow) Err… Occasionally… No, sometimes… I mean, very rarely, he shows his kind side.
Camus: That’s always a mistake you make, isn’t it?
Cecil: … Is that so?
Shion: I am grateful for the introduction. It seems like the two of you deeply trust each other. I sense you have a wonderful relationship.
Cecil: What part of our conversation gave you that impression?
Camus: Anyway, now it’s your turn to introduce yourself.
Shion: I would like to start with HE★VENS. They are the most important thing to Amakusa. Each of them has their own merits.
Camus: What I want is to hear about you. Take your time and tell me.
Shion: Oh, I’m afraid that would end up being too long a story.
Cecil: A rare day has come! Camus is very kind.
Camus: You shut your mouth. Don’t get in the way while he’s talking.
Shion: About me… Oh, that’s right. Amakusa prefers towels that are soft to the touch. I brought some spare ones with me today, so I would like everyone to use them.
Camus: Hm? Really? In that case, I'll offer you some of my favorite sweets later, too.
Cecil: Then, I will prepare the drinks. It's kind of fun, isn't it? It seems like the three of us will get along very well.
Shion: Amakusa feels the same way as Cecil. The atmosphere is different from usual and it feels fresh and comfortable.
Cecil: Ah, that’s right.
Camus: That’s right.
Camus: Then let's start practicing. Are you ready?
#uta no prince sama#utapri#translation#english#he★vens#heavens#drama cd#shion amakusa#starish#st☆rish#cecil aijima#quartet night#camus#behind the stage#assmu
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ASSMUおつかれさまでした！楽しすぎて元気充填できました
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My hair said 'mmmmm. Bend.'
And bended.
#it bended#i dont fuckin know#it dried like that.#probably#i assmue#its still kinda funny-#a tag to help find my own posts
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Bro I’m high as hell rn and we have made some discoveries of sluts
Megataint
StarCREAM
SkyWAP
ThunderCLAPPER
COCKTANE
Cockwave
Sexwave
asstrowang
Clitzwing
Rodipenis
Penis Prime
Magnuts
Kuck (Kup)
BumbleBOOBS
grimdick
Jizz
Dude the list is so long
IronWHORE
WHIRE (whirl)
Cockdown
Metal_Pipe.MP3
Tit-Tide
Dominant Ambus
Ultra Assmus
Minimus Ambitchs
Edit:
Optimum dong
#valveplug#probably#transformers#mtmte#maccadam#tf#idw#lost light#g1#rambles#ghost talks#weed edition
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Reporter: Who's your guys comfort member? I would assmue that it's soda?
Dally: Nah, it's Two-bit
Johnny: Two-bit
Steve: Two-bit, don't ask why
Darry and Ponyboy: It's Two-bit
Soda: You seriously got that wrong- two-bit's our emotional support to go-to man.
#the outsiders#two-bit#dally#johnny#darry#steve#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#emotional support member or comfort member#incorrect quotes
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Berryheart X Curlfeather. I love middle aged toxic yuri <33
Pebblepaw(skip, if they get a full name), the most victimised kid in the clans;
Berryheart and Curlfeather were Not seeing each other for relationship reasons, they were both AGAINST the code changes. Berry and Curl were both mothers already, Curl having kits for the political stuff they were up to, both had mates, both were loyal to their clan, but seeing each other a few too many times made them kinda like each other.
Curlfeather took it slightly better than Berryheart, who REFUSED to admit to any feelings and they just kept plotting together but Berry became massively more unstable and hostile. There were still feelings tho and Curl was always able to push Berry's buttons in ways to make Berry not dangerous to her.
Somehow, eventually, Curlfeather was expecting. Jayclaw's death was a bit too long ago, but she pretended the kit was also Jay's. Frost and co were happy to have a little sibling at first, :D and everyone was a bit emotional to have a postmortem kit of Jay (now Mothwing and Splashtail were both a bit suspish of how late After Jay's death Pebble was born)
Now this happened right in the time between Mistystar's death and Curlfeather's death. and curlfeather still dies in this...
Pebble is tops 3 moons then and it's very painful when they see what's left of their mom.
then ShadowClan shows up in RiverClan. One day Cloverfoot takes a bit closer a look at this small child and sees some similarities to her and her sister and talks to Pebblekit. Now most of RiverClan wasn't very happy with Cloverfoot talking to the kit of RiverClan, but she promised she wouldn't hurt Pebble. She didn't get much info out of them, but their behavior made them think of Berryheart, so she went to speak with her sister and asked Berry about possible interactions with Curlfeather.
Berry snaps immediately and began a long and LOUD tirade against her own sister about how dare she blame her of breaking the code and having a kit with a cat from another clan. It's long and Berry pulls so many guilt trips, drags Buster into it and blames Clover of doing that herself and trying to put the blame on her and it sounds like fucking verbal abuse and cats who heard the screaming were worried.
Sunbeam heard it. She went to check on her mother and heard Berry and Clover "talk" about the kit. Next time she was on duty in RiverClan she went to see if she could interact with the child and uh... yeah... yeah, those white spots were a bit dubious...
this ends up with Sunbeam speaking to Frostpaw once and learning about Jayclaw and other stuff and Sun does some math and sees it's technically not possible and she goes to talk to Berryheart and gets eviscerated for also suggesting Berry, her own mother, had kits with a cat from another clan. She still ahs her stint with Night and leaves to Thunder and then Night goes on his silly adventure with Frost lol.
Now Splashtail is still plotting, and Frost dipped from the healer position and tries to get Moth to take Pebble as an apprentice a bit early and after Berry does some Annoyances he was leveraging her secret kit to make her cooperate. In the end it's Pebblepaw not listening well enough that made Splashtail do a public callout and openly tell everyone Pebble was fucking halfclan and Berryheart as a codebreaker.
at a gathering.
The same gathering Splash openly became leader of RiverClan, the same gathering Berryheart tried to remove Tigerstar from the leadership position, and thus the one Frostpaw saw. Frostpaw and Pebblepaw learned about that parentage issue at the same time and it was BAD.
the rest of ASC is still up in the air, but I assmue Pebblepaw leaves RC too, Frost and Pebble are in an awkward position, but Sunbeam tries to be a good older sister and at least help Pebble and by extention Frostpaw, who is also Nightheart's friend, so obviously.
#morningtalks#warrior cats#curlfeather#berryheart#morningdraws#frostpaw#sunbeam#hypokits#kid that gets bullied and whose personality doesn't matter at all because of it#if shit didn't go wrong constantly pebble would be a little jokester; always up for fun and very crafty#not the best fighter but very dedicated to the crafts and very keen on helping.#a but of a drypaw but trying their best.#but Nothing of that matters so sorry#give pebblepaw a normal life 2024
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