How do you think yandere Five would be with a reader who is numbed by stress? Feel free to take this as a request, just wanted to see more dark content with him! ^^

so idk if this answer is long enough for headcanons so ima just answer it here babe

so, five understands this first and foremost, and he does not like to see his darling numb, or feeling any sort of negative emotion. he saved the world for a reason; he doesn't want that loneliness and desperation to take over the one thing he actually cares about.

assuming that this is before he kidnapped his darling (considering there is no way in hell his darling will be feeling stressed under his watchful eye) he will simply remove the stressor.

teacher giving too much homework?

oh no, he got into an unfortunate car accident.

family problems?

it seems as if they've made a total 180! and now, they're letting you see him so much more often! it only took a few strongly-worded phrases, darling, don't you worry about a thing.

before he kidnaps you--when he's still in his honeymoon phase in which he thinks that he is fully capable of having an average relationship and does not need to control every little thing--he is still rather overbearing, but not as much as he is when he takes you. he's only a little overprotective, he tells you. there's nothing wrong with that.

"it's because i love you. now take a nap and we'll watch a stupid rom-com or something when you wake up."

Have you done anything new recently with your bunny pet? I always love to hear about your romps. And do you have any new kinks or ideas you want to try with him? He seems adventurous with you which is really sweet!

Hi there sweetie!

We had an amazing fun couple weeks ago when I drove to visit him. It was full of fun and intense play for us. I always love the time I get to spend with him.

There's alot of some kinks and ideas that I brought to him and he shy at first but is willing to try it for me. Again, I don't push them on him, just explain what I'm thinking and how we can work on it.

He has a safe word that he isn't afraid to use. (Even tho he hasn't use it as much)

Mommy

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WORK WITH A KID WHO HAS ASD AND IS O B S E S S E D WITH TROLLS

All day every day all he wants to do is tell me about trolls and draw brozone and I got really into trolls by osmosis ESPECIALLY since I went to see trolls three just for him so anyway PLEASE tell me about trolls because I have never wanted to hug branch harder than I did in trolls three. He built the hideout

I feel like you maybe got cut off a bit, but that's okay, cause I think I know what you were gonna say, and yeah, breaks my heart too.

Gonna put this under a read more, cause it's gonna be a lot.

First things first, one of my absolute favorite things about this series is how the world looks. And I don't just mean in terms of it being a fantasy world, I mean how things literally look like felt and stuff. Someone described it as looking like an 'arts & craft' project and I agree. Heck, I am in love with the orbeez water from this last movie. What a fun touch.

On a similar note, love the character designs. Very wild and versatile, willing to do fun and funky things and break the mold. Especially with the trolls! While World Tour gave us different races of trolls, with different looks and anesthetics, Bqnd Together showed us that even trolls of the same race can look really versatile, and I love that. My favorite species design, though, has to be the vacationers. I love the holiday muppets.

Also, in terms of versatile designs. I have to mention how refreshing it is that I was able to predict that Bruce was gonna be fat as an adult, after all of the emphasis placed on his abs originally, but that his gaining weight is never brought up, not even as an insult. None of his brothers ever give him crud about it, and Poppy even still sees him as the heartthrob, even with his chunky dad bod. That's some positivity right there.

Poppy and Branch!! I can not say enough about how much I love their relationship!! They are genuinely really cute and also really healthy. I was so happy that they didn't pull the same crud so many other studios do and shoe horn in some random and unnecessary relationship drama in this film, especially after Branch's subplot in the last movie was about their relationship. They're solid in this film. The only time they have conflict is about Branch not being super open (and even then it's not a huge issue and Poppy is clearly understanding that he's not fully ready yet and is even willing to make a joke about it when he is) and Poppy's lack of understanding of the complexities of sibling relationships. Other than those two minor conflicts, they are solid. She can tell right away at the beginning that something is wrong and bothering him, he is able to manage and bring her back when she starts getting too excited and worked up, and over all they just work to better each other. Heck, even uber positive, everyone needs to be friends with everyone, Poppy stands by his side when he chooses to abandon John, Bruce, and Clay, not trying to convince him to go back and forgive and give them a second chance. She's gonna stand by him. We love a solid relationship. And I personally love that they didn't get married or even actually propose in this one, despite the teases. It's really good for kids to see representation of a healthy relationship where they don't jump into marriage and instead take their time.

Poppy's relationship with both Viva and Bridgette. The fact that even after discovering she has a literal sister in Viva, she stills considers and calls Bridgette a sister. We love girl friendship. Especially when Bridgette finds out Viva is Poppy's sister, deciding that automatically makes them besties too. We love it.

I love that, other than the very mild road block of trying to keep them at Putt Putt, Viva isn't a villain. She's deeply traumatized, but not evil. She and Poppy really do genuinely get along and love each other, and I love that so much.

And while I mention a good Sibling relationship, I must also mention the more complicated by expressing my appreciation that, despite them being shown being closwer, Branch doesn't automatically jump to help when he finds out Floyd is in trouble. While he admits to Poppy, after some pushing, that of all the brothers, Floyd would be the one he would help, this is still hesitant, and I think appropriate. Floyd still left him and never came back. The only one who ever mentions coming back is John Dory (having come back too late, after the trolls had escaped the tree). So it makes sense that, despite them being closer, Branch would still hold that resentment towards Floyd and be hesitant to help even him.

Also, I have to mention something: the way that John and Branch are weird parallels. They're the most similar, in being isolated survivalist. John is the oldest who's treatment drove everyone away. Branch is the youngest who thought his performance drove everyone away. It's so sad and poetic, I love it.

Last thing I will note for now is how much I love the trolls series for its female villains. Barb wasn't really a villain in the end and had a redeemable reason for doing what she did, but Chef and Velvet both were unapologetically selfish and awful for completely their own gain. I love that for them.

Ok this MAY be covered in chapter so feel free to withhold but with Din re: clothes and armor when transforming. There are 3 (all valid) ways like 1. He takes off his clothes before he turns 2. His clothes rip (beskar just falls off since i guess it wouldn’t break?) or 3. ✨magic✨ ie we are already imagining something out of the box so it’s not that crazy that clothes would magically not be an issue transforming from form to form. I don’t think I have a preference for any of them either like all of them bring about fun scenarios

i love that you are thinking about this, and i hope you wanted a long answer because i have thought about this a lot

it will be alluded to in the next chapter, but here's the gist: (putting below a cut in case you don't want to know in advance)

okay so

firstly, keeping his beskar on prevents him from changing. it's why in the first chapter, he's sleeping in full armor

When he emerges, toweling himself dry, he can’t bring himself to put his armor back on right away—even his soft underlay or his flight suit. He looks at the pile, knowing he needs to put it all on anyway, and he balks. It’s so rare that he spends any time without it anymore. It’s not safe without it. He’s not safe without it. Being trapped in a beskar prison when his body is aching to change is more painful than anything he’s ever felt before—but it works. 

it took him time to figure that out, but now he knows and he uses it as a way to keep himself in control

the first time he EVER changed (described in the first part of chapter 3), he'd stripped off all his clothes but his boxers

and every time after (intentionally or not), he takes off the armor first:

So, once a week, he sheds his armor and changes.

side note: this is why it's significant when he sort of...short-circuits after he tastes the reader in chapter 3. he's wearing his armor, so he shouldn't be able to change, but he struggles not to

in terms of clothing:

din is 6'4" in regular form in like a moth to the flame (because i have a size kink and he is my barbie to play with, don't worry about it), and when he changes, he's around 7ft tall, maybe a little over, measure with your pussy heart, etc.

which means, he's about 10% to 15% larger in height and probably more like 15% to 20% larger in bulk/muscle overall--but most significantly in the shoulders/chest (see: pedro's natural dorito shape), which means the top half of his flight suit doesn't stand a chance (not to mention...wings)

the pants, on the other hand, which are canonically not very tight on him (see: pedro's bird hips), are a little better off. and since he's figured things out a little bit by now (he definitely hulked out of some things the first few times) and he doesn't want to be running around naked (even if we might enjoy that), he's sized up in flight suits to accommodate his juicy monster ass

that means when he lets himself change, he pulls off the beskar, unzips the chest part of his flight suit, ties the arms around his waist, and hopes to god that he doesn't bust out of the pants, which has been working (though they're obviously tight and flooding a bit when he's changed)

i mentioned it once in passing in the last chapter, so i totally get why it isn't clear yet:

Would you put it together? Would you recognize the unzipped flightsuit tied loosely at his waist?

so excited to reveal more details about his monster form in the next couple chapters!

hope you wanted a book report because i really enjoyed this xx

Okay, but like your no boss!Bernard au has got me in a chokehold and if I had braincells right now, I'd totally be tattling shit off. I just needed you to know that I See you and I Appreciate everything you bring to the table because like fuck is it so good and I can't wait for more

i love boss!bernard bc bernard can and should do a little crime. as a treat.

but also like what if this really nice dude was a little fucked up? what if he's super loving but he also comes home covered in blood? what if he hates killing but he'll do it anyway? for you?

for me, there's like two routes i like to take with boss!bernard.

is he's the head but he's not really into the whole killing thing. he just wants to live life. go to nice cafes. fall in love. and occasionally he comes back, but mostly he stays out of it.

is just full mobster. got the gun and the suits. the dramatic chair turns. the tragic backstory that leads to a life of crime. the falling in love with someone on the opposing side. also affectionately referred by me as my wattpad!timber au.

I think this is what counts as the fan mail. Since asks have a character limit… Ask Game!

With that, Master Wu turned to his older brother and said, “Garmadon, Brother, I’m sorry. I am really, truly sorry.”

They all stared at him. What did that mean?

“For what?” asked Lord Garmadon, eyeing him suspiciously.

“For my actions after your transformation,” said Master Wu, looking regretful. “You came to me lost, confused, and needing my help, and I failed you.”

“I didn’t n-ne-nee-NnnnNNNn” Lord Garmadon attempted to say. He was trying to deny it, but the words refused to come out. Finally, he threw up his hands and snapped, “Okay, fine! I needed you! I’d just been bitten, poisoned, nearly died, went through the most painful experience of my life, and just when I managed to drag myself over to you, you attacked me ‘cause I looked like an Oni!” He glowered at his brother with his burning red eyes. “You called me a monster!”

Master Wu bowed his head at his words. “I didn’t realize it was you,” he admitted. “I thought… some imposter had stolen you away and was making a poor attempt to take your place. I thought I was saving you. I did not see the truth until it was too late.” He looked at his brother square in the eyes. “I have never regretted anything more. I am sorry, Brother.”

Lord Garmadon was startled at his words and looked ready to deny them, but a glance at the teapot reminded him of their situation. So instead he just kept quiet and turned away, a contemplative look on his face.

Master Wu sighed again at this. “I do not expect you to forgive me,” he continued. “I merely wanted you to believe me that I wish I could take back my actions that day. That I had been a better brother.”

Lord Garmadon remained silent, but his expression wasn’t as angry, so there was that.

There was a moment of silence as the rest of them absorbed what the two had said.

“Is that why you said you felt responsible for Dad attacking the city?” Luh-Loyd asked, drawing his uncle’s attention to him.

“Yes,” said Master Wu. “Perhaps if I hadn’t rejected him, things might not have come to that.”

ANSWER!

This is kind of my own head canon, but I talked about it a bunch with Kay Hau. 

We wanted to come up with why M!Wu and M!Garmadon are so against each other aside from just the sibling rivalry. Like, there’s so much vitriol from Lord G’s side. I’m pretty sure there had to be something more. I didn’t have the Movieverse have the Great Devourer, so him being poisoned with evil can’t be the reason. 

So I thought, what if Wu fucked up big time. What if when Lord G got bitten by his own snake and grew his four arms, Wu didn’t recognize him. 

What if Wu attacked him.

And then, with Lord G going through what is probably one of the worst days of his life, having Wu fight him instead of helping him might have been the final straw. If everyone, even his family, saw him as a monster then fine. He’d be the biggest monster of them all. 

And that is my imagining of Movie Lord Garmadon’s villain origin story. And Master Wu has regretted it ever since.

Can you call it a nightmare when it was just a memory?

The break up will be ugly we know that but who do you think is gonna take it worse

Wellllll. I know personally lol. They’re both gonna take it really badly, but we’ll really only know how Trini is handling it due to being in her mind and not Kim’s. All we know is how we see Kim. What she lets show.

Buuuut let’s be real. Kim is gonna take it harder. I can’t say what her real feelings about everything are, but she’ll take it harder. Her world is kinda yanked out from under her. She doesn’t trust anyone, she doesn’t get close to anyone. She was starting to be really sweet to Trini. And then BOOM. Oh, Trini’s been keeping things from her? Okay well. Time to act Kim about it!

I can’t say too much more without giving away her reaction in the next chapter.

But.

No.

She will not take it well.

And neither will Trini. At all. She was obviously falling for Kim. And yeah…it’s just gonna be a giant mess all around.

Whoever wrote this has some big cleanup to do….

hi hi!! 3, 10, and 28 for fic writer ask game! 💙

3. What’s something you learned about yourself as a writer?

Hmm, mostly I think I learned I CAN have more than one fic really in progress at a time, especially of the longfic style. I was reluctant to start anything else longer than a oneshot for a long time because I worried it would keep me from finishing Lunacy, and while that really did slow down when I started on other stuff it was also because I needed to take my time on the finale of it. Having something much more seat of the pants like Missing as a semi-long fic to work on really helped.

I also learned that I cannot, under any circumstances, spell unconscious (or consciousness or anything like that) correctly the first try. I always forget the first s. I have made this error approximately 3 million times this year and anticipate making it another 3 millions times next year.

10. What fic made you feel the happiest to work on?

Oooh, this is a tough one partly because of measuring a quick burst of creative energy, something that was done in an hour or two, or something that I crafted for a lot longer. I think I'll go for peak happiness with the least misery of fighting through any kind of blocks, and for that I'll go with Five Times Assassination Attempts were made on the Traitor Elven Oracle without a Death, and One Time with. This one took me a few hours, and was a complete delight to write - when I proposed the idea in the fic discord the rest of the group took the core idea and ran with it in a very different much more serious direction (which Tangerine has started writing here ) but I always had this almost purely comedic piece in mind for it.

28. How did you recharge between fics?

Reading fics counts, right? Also in the D20 space, something I spent a lot of time doing (mostly with people not actually involved in the fandom otherwise!) was getting together with different friends and watching some series together over discord voice chat. It's kind of a great way to do a rewatch; having someone else there means I focus more than I tend to when I'm alone, and it's a great deal of fun to see the various series freshly through others' eyes!

In terms of other hobbies, I play chess poorly and Slay the Spire a whole bunch and other games middling amounts.

Hello! I speak English and I'd like to talk about Karmaland <3 What's your opinion on current events like Luzu saying he'd even kill Quackity if the situation demanded it despite the fact he originally said he only became mayor to protect him?

Yoooo ur my favorite anon now dude.

Imma name you Steve.

Listen Steve, I'm so glad you asked this my dude.

Luzu saying that he would kill Quackity despite previously stating that everything he does is to protect him is just so *muah* chef's kiss!

I fucking love it because it shows just how skewed his love for Quackity is, he loves him there's no denying that like come on dude but it's an unhealthy kind of love.

It's obsessive, it's manipulative, it's making excuses for hurtful and deceiving actions, it's claiming to do it for one reason but then taking a sharp left on a right turn, it's claiming to want nothing but his happiness and safety but then being the main reason for why those things are no longer available, it's wanting to keep him away from those that only wish to use him for their own personal gain.

Because he sees him as too naive, too trusting, too innocent, he's like those creepy internet men that focus on some online female persona and believe themselves in love that they get so unjustifiable angry when they perceive some sort of romantic or sexual betrayal.

Like Rubuis being Quackity's fist lady, Luzu is right that he's only doing it for some personal gain but is he aware of the fact that Quackity is also aware of this? No.

According to Luzu need protecting because he's simply to innocent to be on his own but when Quackity lashes out against him it's not seen as the proper reaction it should be and instead Luzu views it as a call for attention a way of further affirming that one-sided love for him.

As for Quackity?

Quackity isn't innocent, far fucking from it, he's purposely playing up the act of being some stupid fucking idiot, he's openly manipulative towards the people around him, he's dangerously apathetic and he's willing to do anything to get what he wants.

Most importantly he's angry, he filled to the brim with rage that he flips from happy to apathetic to angry so quicky it's disorienting.

He wants companionship, to not be lonely but he also doesn't care for others feelings unless its actively helping him in some way. So far the only person he's genuinely shown care for was his son Merlon Vegetta but even then I'm iffy about it.

I dunno.

I'm rambling and I hope you don't mind I just love the way things are being played out right now dude. I could write three fucking essays on the dynamic between Luzu and Quackity alone! Don't even get me started on Rubuis and Vegeta or Sapo Peta and Quackity!

Anyways I've typed enough for now feel free to debate me or tell me I'm wrong this is just my interpretation of all this.

Luckity is dead, Luzu is fucking insane and Quackity is gonna do what he always does and crank up to a hundred a go down in a blaze of angry glory.

*Quick side note in the time it took me to answer Quackity streamed and HOLY SHIT! VIENE ARTE AMIGOS! Ya tengo unos dibujitos planeados wey!*

Rewatched Season 3 Episode 6 last night (why do I do this to myself), and I started wondering. Do you think Cobert's marriage would have survived Sybil's death? Their reconciliation was based on a partial lie. I keep thinking Cora would have forgiven Robert eventually, but it would probably take a VERY long time. Would like to know your thoughts 😊

Oooh love that hypothetical question! (and why do we all do that to ourselves again and again? Because, deep down, we seem to enjoy the hurt ;) )

I will keep this rather brief, because you have just inspired a new drabble/ one-shot with this question lol

But: Essentially, I think they would make it even without this intervention and the lie told by Dr Clarkson. It would be incredibly hard on everyone involved, it would be very painful. And it would take a lot to fix, but I like to think they would still make it out of this together.

I don't think Cora would have gone to America and stayed with Martha for a while like Violet suggested to Robert when he told her of their marriage struggles. That would have been too far away, Cora wouldn't leave her family like that in the midst of their grief. I also do not think she could have had the heart to leave Tom and especially Sybbie behind for so long and she never would have turned her back on everything just so. She simply loves her family, especially her daughters, too much. However, I think that Robert might have decided to indirectly take Violet's advice; he would try to give her space and it would absolutely wreck him, but he loves Cora, as well know. And she loves him. She would forgive him, eventually, after lots of angst and hurt for everyone involved, of course.

And thank you, whoever you are! I LOVE getting asks like these and offering my own two cents.

(these shots always break me btw)

Hey! How would yandere Five react to his girlfriend and Klaus hanging out and them doing this:

https://youtu.be/5NBLvwE7DU0

OMG LMAOOOOO

ok, so assuming that his girlfriend is the one in yellow, he will absolutely just shake his head and take her home. like, he knows klaus is a terrible influence on his innocent baby and that will just not fly for him, so klaus will be grounded from seeing his girlfriend for a long time.

if the girlfriend is the one in red, he's just going to be more appalled since he thinks that klaus is teaching her swear words and again that will not fly. he will not be pleased and klaus will be grounded for even longer.

10 sorry for asking so many times you're just really cool and i wanna know more about you

PRIDE asks

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Something that gives you gender euphoria

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Hmmmmm

Good question

Anytime I get a compliment from a stranger for a cute dress or good makeup. That's nice

Or when one of my best friends calls me her big sister

beingcalledagoodgirl

Getting my piercings were pretty euphoric too

And my tattoo

Anytime someone who has known me a long time and forgets I'm trans. That's nice. Being asked if I need pads at the store or silly things like that. It's nice

please give your detailed opinion on belos ? minimum 5k words

he is my favourite character he is 400yrs old and I like him 10/10

what are your OCS weapon(s) of choice?

Credits to @ombrathefurry because she made reena (shes with princess in the no weapons gang)

For the ask game... :)

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🧡 A color you can’t stand? Yellow. I loathe yellow. I get how many people like it and how it reminds them of the sun, spring, and little baby chicks, etc., but it always reminded me of cheap mustard, baby poop, and people who smile at you before noon and expect you to respond with the same energy.

🦖 Favorite extinct animal? I want the dodos back. I mean, look at this stupid fucking thing:

I want flocks of them running around in my backyard. I want to name one Harold and take him to the grocery store on a leash. Dumbass fucking toucan-turkeys. I want 50 of them.

🎵 Last song you listened to? So I just got through Cunk on Earth, and her evil plan to increase listening traffic to Technotronic's Spotify works because its been 'Pump Up the Jam' all day.