#are you not entertained
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I think I was a jester in a former life. I hope I can be one in this life too.
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“I can see so much of your family in you. It’s disappointing.” This is the Percy-Molly fusion we all wanted.
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You can expect nonsense in the forecast
#not my oc#witchy#lol#funny#funny memes#nonsense#meme#dank memes#just me being me#silly#unhinged#always#are you not entertained#because i am#witchy humor#this is how i dance#witch community#witchcraft#showing love
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Leandro Trossard - Brighton & Hove v. Arsenal FC - Premier League
#leandro trossard#arsenal fc#gunners#belgium nt#premier league#football#soccer#footballers#footballer#are you not entertained
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Strength and honour.
#reaper ash#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#gladiator#the hunger games#are you not entertained#are you gonna punish me now#the one major loss in the film is that they didn’t give reaper his gladiator cape#this is what I thought of when he said are you going to punish me now#parallels are paralleling so hard
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Beehives
His face is lined with deep furrows now
but his fingers are still long and cold and strong
when he cares for his bees
and his grey eyes are still full of tenderness
when he looks upon me
Some stories I will never write down
Some only mine and his
He calls me over to his beehives every now and then
My own name a caress from his lips
#sherlock holmes#doctor john watson#acd holmes#poetry#behold my cringe poetry#are you not entertained
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he is everywhere
#i’m blowing up a nursing home bathroom rn#are you not entertained#call of duty#cod#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#soap mactavish#soap cod#cod soap#neil ellice
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"And bring me back a beer from the concession stand!"
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Thanks for making tumblr an exciting minefield to navigate through while at work. "Oh, dapper, like that layer but scroll past for now... oh... oh that's a lot... okay... um... I mean it's good but not now.... oh someone posted a funny cat video... that was silly, now keep scrolling quickly."
i'm not sure this is an ironic thanks but imma say you're welcome 👌
you followed the circus (me) expect to see some clowns (huge furry breasticles)
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Pale Imitation
Hello everyone! Happy RenGiyuu Wednesday! This is way later in the day than I wanted to post this but uh let's roll with it and pretend I didn't forget about it. Enjoy, gays and theys
TW: Mentions of Death, Blood, Brief Mention of CPR.
A gasp tore through the warm layer of haze that settled in the humid house. The window was open, inviting the summer air in, producing trails of cold sweat to clung to Giyuu's skin.
He sat up quickly, throwing the blanket off a side to feel the cold carpet under his feet. He held his head in his hands, keeping his eyes open to chase away the haunting images of his nightmare.
Kyojuro's hand was still warm when it touched his face. It was warm when it fell and when Giyuu begged to God as a nonbeliever. Never in his life did he pray so much. Not when he lost Sabito, not when he lost himself.
Kyojuro's sweat was still warm. Kyojuro's blood was still warm when he packed his wound with gauze. Kyojuro's skin was still warm when he beat blood back into his heart. Thump, thump, thump; artificial heartbeats are pale imitations of a working heart.
Giyuu put his feet back on his futon. The cold wasn't as comforting as it should have been. He felt a tear fall on his wrist, and that's when he noticed he was crying.
Of course it was Kyojuro. It had to be his love that had to fight an Upper Moon. He was alone. If only Giyuu was a little faster. If only he was there when it happened--
"Giyuu?" a hand touched his leg and Giyuu flinched away. He looked over. A warm hand remained where it had grazed Giyuu's thigh.
Giyuu looked away, unable to look into those eyes. Kyojuro took his arm and pulled until he could hold Giyuu's hand. "Are you alright, dear?"
Giyuu couldn't talk. He knew that if he even attempted to open his mouth, the only noise he could make would be croaks of pain. He nodded.
Kyojuro shifted to sit up next to him. "You had a nightmare, didn't you? The same one?" Giyuu nodded. Kyojuro held Giyuu's rough hand in both of his. He brought his knuckles to his chapped lips to kiss them. He pressed Giyuu's palm against his chest, right next to his wound but directly over his heart.
Giyuu could feel Kyojuro's pulse under his fingers. It was strong, the strongest it's been since the accident... the accident...
He needed to stop describing it as an accident. It wasn't an accident.
His body relaxed at the physical reminder of Kyojuro's good health. His mind wasn't as fortunate. Kyojuro noticed. He tucked a hair behind Giyuu's ear and held his chin, guiding the man to look at his lover.
"I'm here," Kyojuro reassured, bringing his sleeve up to wipe Giyuu's tears away. His sleeve was soaked after cleaning his cheeks.
Giyuu looked down. His tears could be heard beating against his blanket.
Kyojuro tilted his head back up and brought him into a loose hug, "I'm here now, and I'm alive. That's what matters, isn't it?"
Yeah, Giyuu guessed that's what should matter to him. Kyojuro survived. He survived and he was alive now to kiss Giyuu's temple. Giyuu dropped his head against Kyojuro's shoulder.
Kyojuro knew how difficult it was for Giyuu to process his death and his... undeath. He was dead for two minutes. He lost a quarter of his guts and his whole eye. Giyuu expected him to be dead. He did die, but he was alive. He lived.
Kyojuro laid them down, resting Giyuu's head against his chest. Giyuu looked up at him, worried about his injury. Kyojuro didn't react to his worry, simply petting his hair and silently convincing him to lay his head down.
When he complied, he instantly knew why. Thump. Thump Thump. It was so loud in his ear and Giyuu could feel how hot Kyojuro's chest was with life. Since when was he shirtless? Giyuu couldn't answer. He felt like he was melting against his lover's embrace.
Everything of him and within him melted. He sighed physically, shakily to represent how much the daily nightmares affect him. Each night, Kyojuro comforted him without frustration or complaint.
Giyuu thought he had prayed for God to save just his boyfriend. He was foolish to think that God would kill one of his angels so easily.
Kyojuro pulled the thin blanket over them again and held Giyuu as he stirred. He didn't realize how close he was to falling asleep again. When did it become this easy?
"I'm not going anywhere, just getting comfy. Are you comfortable, dear?" Giyuu didn't bother to give him an answer as he wrapped an arm around Kyojuro's waist.
Kyojuro chuckled. Damn. The sound was beautiful and rich. It made Giyuu's heart synchronize with Kyojuro's, pounding hard and strong against his chest. He loved his laugh. Giyuu mentioned that Kyojuro had slept through their one-month anniversary and pretended to be upset about it. Kyojuro had laughed so hard that one of his stitches tore. Giyuu didn't apologize enough by his standards.
Sleep came easy yet again. Giyuu knew that more nights against Kyojuro's bare chest were guaranteed, and Giyuu couldn't find a single reason to complain. Just as he was seconds away from falling asleep, or maybe it was the beginning of a nice dream, he heard the words Kyojuro had yet to confess to him:
"I love you."
So, with as much strength as Giyuu could gather:
"I love you too."
Giyuu must be living a dream.
#did i surprise you?#i'll recite that meme#are you not entertained#see i can write fluff too#sprinkle a bit of everything in#i wrote this at 4am so if this doesnt tell you what i want rn#its rengiyuu wednesday !#wooooo#rengiyuu wednesday#i want to be embraced by kyo he would be so warm#this was long for my standards lmao#needed some rengiyuu brainrot to cope with college#feast my sauce packets#saucy speaks#saucy writes#giyuu tomioka#kyojuro rengoku#kny giyuu#kny rengoku#rengiyuu#rengiyu#giyu tomioka#giyu#giyuu#kny rb#tw death#tw dead body#tw corpse#tw blood#tw cpr
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What if instead of kids fighting each other thg was just kids being thrown into a ring gladiator style with a bunch of geese??
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can't post about orv anymore
have too much to say and nothing to say at the same time which results in me shutting down
awful absolutely awful, 0 stars
#orv side stories#FUCK THERE ARE REALLY 0 STARS#telling myself to fuck off#you ever want to discuss a part of a book but the only thought you have about it is a 'mood' and an incomprehensive block of letters#totally get your not-trauma lee hakhyun. totally get it#being distraught about not having the colorful experiences like other people and lying about them just to not be laughed at or dismissed or#thought to be a boring person.#lying in itself is telling a story too#so why should one be authentic anyway#you don't feel the writer in their stories but would you even want to. people are nothing like the stories they tell#are you not entertained#you are empty there is nothing in you and at the same time you can be anything - you are an abyss and it stares back#in a world where nothing has happened there is neither joy nor sorrow.#confession time i am a compulsive liar just because my life is so uneventful#and now every time i tell anything at all i tend to '''decorate''' it automaticaly or reimagine it just not to seem boring#i don't have a story to tell but i can invent one#build it from scraps of ordinary things#that's a lie too.
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I haven't watched the episodes of Netflix's Avatar the Last Airbender yet, but they have already brought joy to my life.
My little brother had never been a book reader, and he tends to prefer war movies and video games that don't lend themselves to movies being made about them. He doesn't frequent fandom spaces. Sure he's watched plenty adaptations, but he's never been into the position of loving an original work and then watching an adaptation. Until today.
And hearing his indignant, almost spiritual, revelation that he is, in fact, the exact same kind of nitpicky, originalist fan that dislikes changes as he's always complained I am (to be fair that is a very accurate accusation) is fucking hilarious. The wide crackhead eyes he gave me as he told me that "I'm turning into you" before complaining about every thing episode 1 was doing wrong in his opinion were entirely worth the cost of this production as far as I'm concerned. After years of him exasperatingly telling me that they're allowed to make changes, he just stormed into my room to scream about them skipping Sokka's arc on Kyoshi. I am vindicated; and extremely entertained.
#atla live action#atla sokka#atla#adaptations are hard#vindication#wonder what he'll say next#very endearing#are you not entertained
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Another silly little gay oars poem
We’ve been traveling this world for ages
trying to see every last little bit of it
and I can see the memories in your eyes
when we are back home
the boat gently swaying on our lake
You have always been tougher than me
but I have always been stronger
When you open your eyes again
after the boat rocked us to sleep
I can see future plans in your eyes
and we will start again
and travel to the next country
I have always been softer than you
but you have always been sweeter
I have always searched for the great wide world
I have always searched for a home
I found both in your breath
(from the perspective of oar oar, about sword oar)
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It’s that time of year where I yet again have to explain why my experience with chronic illness and chronic pain and the mistreatment I’ve had with various levels of the healthcare system make me a good candidate for healthcare-related academic programs. And before you ask, yes, I did cry while writing it.
#wedding speaks#disabled#disability#spoonie#chronic illness#chronic pain#mental health#mental illness#me on my hands and knees asking to be accepted to grad schools#like look at all this trauma *slaps own head*#are you not entertained
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