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damn I didn't orvpost for already two months

should I tho

there are so many chaps to catch up hdhyctejkbfh

49/51 split at this point is some weird-ass curse ngl 😭😭😭

absolutely devastated that my girl my queen beatrice did not win

except she's not even a narrator in her story 😭

UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE B

Beatrice Propaganda:

Retells a series of murders in numerous ways with the aim of proving that she is a witch and she committed them with magic, and challenges the protagonist to disprove her. Much of Umineko revolves around attempting to interpret the witch narrative to find the truth instead of taking it at face value.

Yep. She narrates first acts and is unreliable during it. Idk how to say it normally tbh

Lee Hakhyun Propaganda:

He. Well, for one thing, he doesn’t even have all the facts about himself, let alone the world he’s isekai’d into (actual isekai, this time, not the reverse-isekai of ORV); there’s a giant-ass spoiler about him that provides a disturbing amount of context for everything he did that came before its reveal, which he himself doesn’t exactly remember. At all. Otherwise, though, he’s very much coloured by his biases in a manner close enough to rival Kim Dokja himself. ORV: Side Story is essentially acting as the SEQUEL to ORV rather than actual, technical side stories, but is named that way to fit its meta themes regarding stories and narratives. It is currently ongoing with the overall chapter count estimated to be around 300 chapters in the future, so there’s not as much proof as there could be - but considering what’s already happened so far, it is… Very much expected that this guy is going to blindside us again in the future.

in honor of tumblr user lee hakhyun. i haven’t actually read the side stories but i’ve read the summaries and I BELIEVE IT. pleasee

"average member of kimcom kills themself 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average member of kimcom kills themself 0 times per year. Suicides Dokja, who lives in cave & dies a self-sacrificial death for his companions over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I still have a lot of work to do, but I want to go play honkai star rail but I am really behind on orv sides but I also need to clean my flat but gdjgdkofgkudhoyfnotgk exams.

i loved it when kim dokja said its orvin time and orved all over the place

if orv gets a new movie plus what's already said could happen or if it's a short tv series about the orv side stories once the movies if they end up good or happen at all done i'm going to implode. i cannot think or imagine a world like that bc. i wouldn't call it a gut feeling but the side story feels way too important to simply leave it stay in one medium- it has to be everywhere because it's a side story from singshong that's tucked with orv. orv!!!!!!!

I still can't wrap my head about orv having adaptations at all like damn. how will those even turn out 😭 meta-fuckery does truly work on paper better but well, nothing wrong with having high hopes so fingers crossed

but realistically it all depends on how well those adaptations will do and considering that side stories are, in fact, a sequel of sorts - no reason not to adapt them too someday

stay strong!! Do Not Implode under any circumstances, you need to stay in one piece to watch all of those adapts when they come out!! and hell yeah orv!!!!! indeed

the wisdom of not telling your friends the important info because you can't explain how you know it

such beautiful imagery - the only star that could not be killed nor even reached casting it's light upon it's incarnation

the only problem is.

did the sun die...

got my ass kicked in dark souls so back to orv it is

weed jokes

you know what, i may be remembering wrong, but i only just realized that. cheon inho is described as a part of 10 evils only in side stories, kim dokja himself does not recognize him as one - only as a leader of the cheoldoo group and even after the ten evils are introduced as a concept he is never mentioned again. huh.

can't post about orv anymore

have too much to say and nothing to say at the same time which results in me shutting down

awful absolutely awful, 0 stars

WHAT THE FU

what the fuck

btw i hate all the heavenly/demonic/light-producing vomit-inducing swords, sky-breaking, day-slicing, heaven-dicing techniques

trying to figure out how to normally translate them takes more time than redacting a whole chapter

why won't you go and slice some veggies, leave the poor sky alone you freak