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apersonwholikeslotus · 1 year

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okay but Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil is the vibe for the British Isles siblings AND the Pacific siblings at the same time; it's slightly deranged, it's got lines like "'Cause I'm more than what my mum told me to be" and "I will be the man my father never was", it's haunting and danceable all at once and you should listen to it and agree with me.

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hetalia-crackfessions · 2 years

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dear god, anon, what have you done? he’s speaking french!

- Mod Tulip

#hetalia #aph canda #aph kumajiro #crackfessions #hetaliacrackfessions #mod tulip

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ask-thatcanadian · 3 years

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Happy valentines day!

[canada stands in a black vest and pink tie making a cute finger heart and offering you roses]

Much love,

Ask-thatcanadian

#aph canda #wsh canada #hws canada

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thatsamericano · 3 years

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Alfred’s First Attempt at Making an Outfit Goes Awry

Alfred: [Walks downstairs to eat breakfast wearing a pink dress shirt with coral shorts, a puka shell necklace and bracelet, aviator sunglasses that “make him look like Tom Cruise in Top Gun,” a black belt, black Oxford shoes, and a Panama hat. Alfred thinks he looks like a cool guy having a fun, casual time in the summer, but he looks like a sunbaked tourist to Hawaii who used the belt and shoes he packed for a business meeting to go to the beach.]

Antonio, Francis, and Arthur, internally: Why the fuck is he wearing sunglasses and a Panama hat to eat breakfast and then go to the tailor afterwards?

Feliciano and Marcello, internally: Oh my God, that is one of the hilarious outfits I have ever seen.

Matthew, internally: Damnit, Alfred. I know you wanted to impress Savino with your new clothes, but you made yourself look so dumb. Take off the damn hat and sunglasses you hoser.

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shyfandomfan · 3 years

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Hetalia: Questions aimed at randomly picked character’s part 6

This character tries to make a love potion

Omg!!!! Whyyy dose Hungary keep getting picked when it comes to supernatural/magic things!!? lol I don’t actually mind it though since it’s different then, going with England or America or someone else that tends to mess with them. But still, this is like the third time in a row. I’m starting to believe she has not learned her lesson after the haunted doll incident. Who is she making the lover potion for?

Okay, so let’s say she isn’t using the love potion for herself. Did she get asked by Germany to get a love potion for himself. Or is Hungary doing this all by herself because she wants to set him up with someone…? Going with the later option who is she trying to set Germany up with, using the love potion?

Not a bad ship, a little GerPan is cute but I get the feeling something will go wrong so….Who accidently drinks the love potion meant for japan instead?

And who dose China end up falling in love with?

Prussia snatches away Germany’s coffee, which is what has the other half of the love potion. And he drinks it before Germany could angrily respond. Who dose Prussia end up falling in love with?

And now we have a jealous China under a love potion, trying to get Prussia’s attention. Who is also affected by the potion who is trying to flirt. With a very confused/ Concerned Japan. Hungary tries to fix things with another potion. Which is supposed to reverse the affects of the love potion. But again something goes wrong and it gets made wrong. Instead, it makes anyone who drinks it really pissed off with another.

Feeling extremely pissed all of a sudden France goes straight up to this person and starts a fight.

Oh-No! Well obviously this character is not going to have that. So they stomp right up to France ready to fight.

Makes sense, this character is just standing around looking confused at everyone. Having just walked into the, by now chaotic room.

Who helps an overwhelmed Japan escape / Hide from Prussia’s attention.

Yeah, makes sense, America might not know exactly what’s going on. But seeing Japan distressed is enough to have him come to his defense. This character tries to restore order and figure out what had happened.

Well, he fails in getting anyone’s attention in the loud room. But decides to do some quiet detective work, Who else tries to get everyone to calm down.

I don’t think he is, he’s too concerned with trying to find a missing Japan. Who his hiding behind America, and ignoring China- Who is trying so hard to get Prussia’s attention. Who finds Hungary hiding in a corner and figures out what’s going on.

Yes, and he then proceeds to lecture her before agreeing to set things right.

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Also if there is anything you want to see, any suggestions you have for this that you want me to use. Then go ahead and let me know, because I am open to suggestions and things. ^-^*

#hetalia #anime #manga #aph Hungar #aph China #aph Prussia #aph Germany #aph Japan #aph france #aph liechtenstein #aph Austria #aph Canda #aph America

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2p-aph-texts · 4 years

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So Lutz and Gul have pets. Do any of the others have any pets? And what pets do Gul and Lutz have? ~SD

America has one of those really thought looking junkyard cats with like half a tail and an underbite.

Romano had a legion of Italian greyhounds.

Germany and Prussia have like ten dogs of different varieties. Mostly wolfy breeds.

#2p germany #2p romano #2p #2p america #2p canada #2ptalia #2p hetalia #2p aph texts #hetalia #aph hetalia #aph #aph canda #aph germany #aph prussia #aph romano #aph italy #2p italy #2p prussia

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hwspoland · 5 years

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Every member of FACE Family has been in love with Poland at some point and you literally cannot change my mind

#APH Poland #APH England #APH France #APH Canda #APH America #APH FACE Family #FACE Family #hetalia headcanons #Text Post

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hetaliatxtpostz · 7 years

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America: IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN!!

Canada: No, it’s no--

America: *Blows a handful of pumpkin spice into his face.* HAAALLLLOOOOWEEEEENNNN!!!!

#aph america #aph canda #hetalia #txt post #alfred f jones #na bros #matthew williams #hallowen #pumpkin spice #i adore pumpkin spice #just got me a pumpkin spice tea #damn

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ask-drag-queen-america-blog · 7 years

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✏ i cant find the other pencil (;ω;) (@ask-borrower-northamericanbros)

@ask-borrower-northamericanbros

((I am so sorry for what I did to your child, this is my first time drawing Canada and I have failed both you and myself ;u;

ALso, I’m going to be drawing only one character from multi-character blogs because as a student I have little time and I’d like to get through these fairly quickly so I’m sorry if I drew your least favorite character))

#Anonymous #ask-borrower-northamericanbros #aph canda #i failed im sorry

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ask-thatcanadian · 4 years

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Ever come across a diving moose while scuba diving?

I dont swim for this EXACT reason D:

[Floating canada head crying]

#Anonymous #From The Ask Box #hetalia #hetalia canada #aph canda #hws canada #wsh canada

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fireandiceland · 3 years

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I have a lot of ideas for the kids at bible camp and their parents and lifes so I will make a post for each family. First up there's single dad Francis with his sons Alfred and Matthew.

Francis Bonnefoy: His wife and mother of his kids passed away a few years ago and he couldn't stay in their house, so he moved to a small village and became a member of the church community fairly quickly. He needed someone to talk about his grief and was welcomed by everyone immediately. It took him a long time but Francis is trying to go out more again and spend time with friends he made here. Therefore he's happy about the afternoons he got to himself, when the twins are with their peers and the new youth pastor.

Alfred and Matthew: After their mother died when they were 7 and they moved to a new place where they didn't know anyone, both Alfred and Matthew were forced to somehow acclimate to their new home. Alfred quickly made friends at school who invited him to join the youth group. He dragged Matthew along under the pretense of wanting him to make friends too, but actually he wanted his brother to be there so he wouldn't be nevous alone around so many new people. Matthew enjoyed the time more than expected and gladly accompanied Alfred whenever he went to the weekly meet-ups.

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live-creatively-be-otaku · 7 years

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2p America and 2p Canada looks like thier getting ready for a fight or something. I love how the single color really pops and enhances the pictures.

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theamberwriter · 5 years

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Haircuts [2p!Canada||Matt Williams]

Pairing: 2p!Canada/Matt Williams x Reader

Word Count: 2028

Warnings: Cursing

A/N: This is the only thing I ever actually wrote for 2p!Canada, but he was my favourite back in the day! I know Hetalia has hit its peak already. But I still like posting some of my old stuff.

“Ar-Are you sure you wanna do this, Mattie?” you asked quietly. You had scissors poised around your boyfriend’s cute little ponytail, he was determined to have it hacked off.

“Yeah, I’m sure. Just cut it off already,” he grunted, you heard the wooden stool he was on groan as he dug in his fingers.

Your hand with the scissors twitched, you really didn’t want to do this. You loved his silky, dirty blonde hair how it was. You thought he did too, what triggered the sudden change of heart?

You pulled the scissors away and sighed, “Does this have to do with what Al said earlier?”

Matt stayed silent, and you could only imagine the scowl on his face. Al had been making fun of Matt’s ponytail all week. You rolled your eyes, your shoulders slumping some. Of course this was because of Al. “I like your hair the way it is – besides, it’s real fun to grab onto –”

Matt interrupted you bitterly, “How many of your First Player guy friends have ponytails?”

You flinched, why did he always have to bring them into this? You couldn’t help that you were the go-between for the First and Second Players! Hell, it was because of your relationship with Matt (and the fact that you got along with basically everyone) that you were delegated the pain-in-ass job as a mediator/babysitter.

You stuttered, trying frantically to think over your friends. “Yao –”

“That prick doesn’t count,” growled the blonde.

You sighed, of course he didn’t. You then tried frantically to think of any other of your friends, but none came right off the bat. “Francois has a ponytail, and Al’s never said anything to him.”

“Alain doesn’t have the balls to,” spat Matt, using the French variant of ‘Allen’ to spite Al (even though he wasn’t there). “Even though we’re countries, Oliver and Francois are the closest things to father figures we have. Al’ll never admit it, but Francois scares ‘im shitless – now just cut the Goddamn thing off!”

You whined in the back of your throat as you slowly raised the scissors again. “Once it’s done, it’s done, Matt – you’ll have to wait for it to grow back out –”

“Just…just do it, Maple.” Matt glanced over his shoulder at you, and you could see the silent pleading in his usually unreadable violet eyes. You sighed again, and then gave his shoulder a light squeeze.

“Well,” you muttered, “here goes…”

You tugged on his ponytail, and then began to saw through just above the elastic. You grimaced the whole time, this was killing you inside. You could have screamed when the clump of hair finally came off in your hand. It was like you’d just cut off his finger or his toe. That ponytail was just as much a part of him as they were.

You stood in front of Matt, dangling his ponytail in front of his face. Awkwardly, he ran his hand through his hair, his face taking on a strange expression as it stopped abruptly at the nape of his neck. You, however, couldn’t stand the haircut.

“Omigod, you look exactly like Matthew…!” you panicked, it wasn’t that you didn’t like Matt’s First Player but – Mathieu was your boyfriend, not Matthew.

Aside from the beard scruff, the lighter tone of dark blonde, and the darker purple of his irises, Matt was the spitting image of the shy Canadian. The ponytail had always given Matt a certain character to him, which made him look different than Matthew. With the way it pulled his hair back, it gave a little more framing to his face making his cheekbones and squarer jaw more prominent.

Also, you found he looked a little more badass with the three-inch-long ponytail bobbing at the nape of his neck. Not to mention, since he had long hair, it was a lot more fun to run your hands through and pull during sex (which you had eluded to earlier, but been completely disregarded).

“Are you fucking kidding me?” groaned Matt, his shoulders tensing as he rolled his neck to glower at the ceiling of the manor.

“I – I can always try and cut it shorter. Like Al’s or Oliver’s – if you want,” you suggested, swallowing to try and moisten your dry throat.

Matt slowly lowering his gaze to your form. With another hand through his disconcertingly short hair, the Canadian sighed. “Well, Maple, we’ve already cut it this short – might as well. Can’t go walking around lookin’ like that flapjack, now can I? – Besides, I might get jealous if we fucked while I looked like him.”

Your cheeks filled with heat at his final statement. Matt gave you a smirk, and then you pulled to stand between his legs. With his arms around your middle, he looked up at you. “Now, what’s say we get my hair shorter and then do a test run.”

He chuckled at your increased embarrassment and then released you after kissing you gently. An idea struck you, then. And you ran off to find the electric razor. After digging through three closets, you finally found it. Once back in the kitchen, you put on the longest extension and turned it on. The pulled the razor through most of Matt’s hair, leaving the back and around the sides about an inch long.

“Just don’t. Cut. The. Curl,” warned Matt as you put away the razor and brought back the scissors.

You laughed, rolling your eyes. “I know, I know, Mattie. Besides, why would I want to? It’s so much fun to pull.”

A low growl came from Matt at your last sentence, you often used that curl to your advantage. Especially when you thought he was being too soft with you, which Matt made a habit of. Sure, you were his little Maple Leaf but you weren’t delicate. You were an adult after all!

You carefully avoided the curl springing forth from an unknown position in Matt’s scalp as you began to chop away at his remaining long hair. Once it was shorter, you discovered his hair became kind of an unruly wavy. You tried to trim his hair to match the back and left the top and front of his hair about two or three inches long. When you were done, you stood in front of Matt and combed your fingers through to style it. Not too shabby for your first try.

You smiled as you finished and admired your work. Matt ran his hand through it, feeling it. You could tell he found it disconcerting. But you also had to admit, he looked kind of sexy like this. “C’mon, hot stuff, let’s go check out your new do in the mirror.”

Matt chuckled as you tugged on his arm and lead him to the closest powder room. You wouldn’t let him in just yet though and kept the light off. “Are you ready?”

“Yes, now can we get this over with? I have loose hair in my shirt, and it’s driving me crazy,” groaned the blonde, moving his shoulders uncomfortably in his shirt. You laughed and then tugged him into the large room.

“Annnd, voila!” you cheered, flipping on the light.

Matt seemed utterly surprised as he stared at the mirror. He glared at first at the man by your side, only to realize that it was himself. Then Matt slowly leaned on the sink bowl, getting closer to his reflection. He ran a hand through his short hair, twirling some of the strands between his fingers. All he muttered was a low ‘wow.’

“So…do you like it?” you asked slowly, leaning your face on Matt’s arm. His eyes went to you in the reflection; he shrugged after a moment.

“It’s s’okay,” he said, there was a slight pout in his voice.

You smiled at him sweetly. “Regretting it?”

His violet eyes went back to staring at his short hair. “Big time. I already can’t wait to be able to put it back in a ponytail.”

You giggled, running your own hand through it. “Well, it’ll take some getting used to. That’s all – now, we should probably go get that hair out of your shirt.”

Matt did a double-take at you in the mirror as your words sank in. A slow grin appearing on his face. “That’s right. I promised you a test run. Didn’t I, Maple Leaf?”

Before you could blink, you were over the blonde’s shoulder and headed towards his bathroom on the second floor. Thank God everybody else was out for the day.

It wasn’t until later in the evening that you wobbled your way down the stairs, your shaking legs trying to hold you up. That was a lot more than a test run, you mentally noted. You were able to walk halfway correctly by the time you got to the kitchen – Matt didn’t believe in lunch breaks, so you were starving.

“Well, by the looks of it, somebody had some fun today,” teased Al from the breakfast nook, he sat backwards on a chair. You dug through the fridge, rolling your eyes and not even bothering to respond.

“Allen, be nice,” warned Oliver from his place at the stove. “And [Name], make sure to leave room for dinner.”

You smiled at the strawberry blonde as you took something from the fridge. You placed it on the counter before hauling yourself up on to it. “I know, Ollie.”

“Say, where’s Ponytail?” asked Al abruptly. Francois grunted almost unnoticeably from behind his newspaper, you could tell that he was annoyed by Al’s taunts. – Even if they weren’t aimed at him

“Right here, shit stain,” growled Matt’s voice. You looked over to see Matt with a smirk. He was standing in the entryway rolling up the sleeves on his red flannel.

All was silent as the other three men turned to look at Matt. He casually went over to you, though, and stole some of what you were eating. The blonde leaned against the counter between your legs.

“Oh my word…” you heard Oliver mutter, nearly dropping what was in his hands. Even Francois moved the paper to raise an eyebrow.

“What the fuck did you do to your hair?” blurted Al, his shit-eating grin entirely gone now as he gawked.

“I had [Name] cut it for me,” said Matt coolly, shrugging his shoulders. You ran your fingers through Matt’s tiny tendrils and then kissed it.

“I don’t know about you guys,” you started. “But I like Matt’s short hair.”

“I – oh, it is very nice,” said Oliver, quickly composing himself and going back to making dinner. “Just…diff –”

“Ponytail-less,” finished Al as he got up and walked to stand before his brother.

His crimson eyes scrutinized him for a moment; all Matt did was raise an eyebrow. Al laughed then, giving Matt a crooked smile and showing off his missing tooth. He then ruffled Matt’s hair, which immediately went back into place. Al did this quite a few times. He used to like to mess up Matt’s hair, and take out his hair tie.

“What’s the matter, Alain?” teased Matt, this time it was him giving the shit-eating grin.

“Fuck off, dip shit,” growled Al, his face falling, all sense of teasing gone. With that, Al stalked off – apparently unappreciative of his brother ruining his fun. Moments later you heard a distant door slam shut.

In the midst of it all, you heard Francois make an amused sound and noticed a little smirk as his eyes followed Al out of the room. You two caught eyes and exchanged little flashes of knowing smiles before he raised the paper again. You kissed the side of Matt’s head again before finishing what you were eating.

So Francey Pants did have the smallest amount of fatherly affection in him towards Matt. Not to mention you’d put a stop to the ponytail taunts, so Francois wasn’t resembled in them anymore. It was just a bonus that it pissed off Al. Honestly, this was going to be fun.

~*~

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