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hetalia-crackfessions · 2 months

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what should the ship name be? Put it down in the replies

-Mod Tulip

#hetalia #aph molossia #aph aerican empire #molossia x aerica #crackfessions #hetaliacrackfessions #mod tulip

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hetalia-crackfessions · 2 months

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they wish they had his confidence

-Mod Tulip

#hetalia #aph macau #crackfessions #hetaliacrackfessions #mod tulip #slightly nsfw

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hetalia-crackfessions · 2 months

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Lot of Macau requests; imma have some fun

-Mod Tulip

#hetalia #aph macau #crackfessions #hetaliacrackfessions #mod tulip

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hetalia-crackfessions · 2 months

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i like to think he was there for emotional support

-Mod Tulip

(Russia model by Ask-Hetalia-Russia on DA, China from MMDwiki)

#hetalia #aph china #aph russia #aph anon #crackfessions #hetaliacrackfessions #mod tulip

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hetalia-crackfessions · 4 months

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He’s been found and returned home safely. I have waited for years, not even exaggerating, for this image to reappear so that I would know I’m not crazy. Now all I need is the Romano pregnant pencil sketch image where he’s ugly crying because Italy wasn’t being supportive or something

- Mod Spaced Out

Okay guys I have a weird thing to ask about.

Do any of you remember this one three panel hetalia fanart where it was Spain and Romano where for some reason they were both cats (I think) and Romano was a baby cat. Romano tries to nurse from Spain but Spain is like “Romano you can’t get milk from there, I’m a male” and the last panel is Spain saying “grow strong Romano.” I think it was drawn in ms paint or something.

I feel fucking crazy but I’ve remembered this post for years but have no clue where to find the original. It was either on Instagram, Pinterest, or maybe Tumblr.

Please help me.

- Mod Spaced Out

#not a confession #mod spaced out #spamano #hetalia #hetalia shitpost #hetalia spain #hetalia romano

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hetalia-crackfessions · 5 months

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Hey, sorry for being inactive for so long! 😭😭😭

Work and school have been putting me through the wringer, so I hadn't been making edits

I hope this makes up for it...

- Mod Tulip

youtube

#hetalia #video #mod tulip #Youtube

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hetalia-crackfessions · 7 months

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Not a confession, but one of my mutuals made a Stardew Valley confession blog. They’re fascinated with the weird shit that blogs like this get in their inboxes so give them the worst

- Mod Spaced Out

Introduction To The Worst

This is the worst stardew valley confessions blog. We are here to take whatever you want to scream about.

The reason this blog was started was because the creator noticed that a lot of the content seen was tame with a dark underbelly that was hard to find or it was brushed under the rug. We want to see the worst of the valley. Mostly for entertainment but natural curiosity as well.

Make no mistake though, this is not a safe space. You won’t be safe here. This is circus, not a sanctuary.

Confessions are: OPEN

Rules

There are no actual rules except that we refuse to accept asks about pedophilia, incest, or bestiality. We will just delete asks that break this rule instead of responding.

Other than that, go nut. Tell us your worst secrets, say the most gut wrenching fantasy you got, or just complain about random nonsense.

You don’t have to be the worst to send an ask. As long as you follow the main rule, you are welcomed here.

We will usually just post an ask without comment but if you want us to voice our opinions on your confession, complaint, or desires then just put [Response] in the ask.

Usage example: I like this character [Response]

But we may comment if we feel compelled to.

Rules will be added (More about ask etiquette than anything) as needed.

Tagging System

Confession- Crushed Joja Cola

NSFT- Unlucky Shorts

Written post- Soggy Newspaper

We will try to trigger tag, but expect the worst anyways.

#not a confession #mod spaced out

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hetalia-crackfessions · 7 months

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My friend just sent me this (to tease and bully) I feel ill

- Mod Spaced Out

#not a confession #repost #hetalia #mod spaced out

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hetalia-crackfessions · 8 months

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nine eleven, i didnt forget

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hetalia-crackfessions · 9 months

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I need to know how many Hetalians have read 9/11 fics or something of a similar caliber

Chapstick (if you know, you know)

- Mod Spaced Out

#not a confession #mod spaced out

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hetalia-crackfessions · 10 months

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I know exactly what you're talking about for the weird cat fan art but I've got no leads...

I think I’m just grateful someone else remembers it.

- Mod Spaced Out

#not a confession #mod spaced out

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hetalia-crackfessions · 10 months

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Okay guys I have a weird thing to ask about.

Do any of you remember this one three panel hetalia fanart where it was Spain and Romano where for some reason they were both cats (I think) and Romano was a baby cat. Romano tries to nurse from Spain but Spain is like “Romano you can’t get milk from there, I’m a male” and the last panel is Spain saying “grow strong Romano.” I think it was drawn in ms paint or something.

I feel fucking crazy but I’ve remembered this post for years but have no clue where to find the original. It was either on Instagram, Pinterest, or maybe Tumblr.

Please help me.

- Mod Spaced Out

#not a confession #mod spaced out #aph romano #aph spain #spamano #nsfw ish

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hetalia-crackfessions · 11 months

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