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i need to know when u watch episode 5 of gotchard, because it is by far the best episode of the season so far for a variety of reasons
toku really is just the absolute best
#kamen rider#gotchard#gif warning#tag team ACTION gif warning#(guy yelling at a trading card) GET OUT OF HERE CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE NOT WANTED#(heartbroken puppy voice) wr...wrestler g...#gotchard has had a bit of a rough start i admit but it does feel like it's getting better!#it does lend itself well to this kind of absolutely unhinged madness#i hope we cut back to the yakuza guys in like 20 episodes and they've opened up a butterfly reserve#hotaro with the utena references: i'm a gun now too#anyway this is rider so i'm ready for the reveal that rinne is spanner's sister or mom or time-traveling future daughter or whatever#lay it on me let's go
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because i'm seeing it come up again, a quick "mod thoughts re: all the voter fraud" discussion:
okay so like. in a perfect world, tumblr would have email verification that actually mattered, and we, the mods, would have some more effective way to prevent voter fraud than saying "oh no don't do fraud that's bad". however, we have neither of those things, and doing fraud on our polls is... ridiculously, laughably easy.
so, imagine our distress when during the techno/scar round, a lot of scar fans started getting very, very angry about fraud we weren't sure was even happening? that, indeed, we had absolutely no reason to think was happening at the time, and no way to do anything about it if was?
well. there were two options. and we took the one that would lead to everyone having more fun and things being less toxic overall in the community. the thing is: if we'd said "voter fraud is entirely unallowed, this thing we can't prevent and can't moderate", then the toxicity of fanbases blaming each other for "breaking the rules" would have gone through the roof. full-stop. and we... didn't want that. this poll did not matter. it still doesn't matter. it had grown wildly, wildly bigger than we'd expected, and we had basically no way to control the way everyone was acting about it, but we didn't want to make a statement that would cause people to be even meaner to each other.
so instead, we took the funny option. we said "yeah do whatever voter fraud you want we don't care". SLIGHTLY regret that we didn't know tumblr tried to make you follow random strangers' blogs when you made a new account otherwise maybe we would have been a BIT more clear about 'don't do that', but listen. by saying "voter fraud is totally fine" we made it funny that people were cheating. we made it so there was basically no such thing as "cheating". we made it so, and this was key, the growing toxicity about "but they're BOTTING" was stupid, because like... everyone's doing it now. openly and blatantly doing it. voters fraud is a beautiful name for a baby girl, and this poll doesn't matter and isn't worth getting worked up over, and you can't cheat if it's not against the rules and everyone's doing it anyway, is the idea here.
like, in an ideal world, would we have rampant voter fraud? nah. in a world where we can't stop it if it happens, though... may as well make sure both sides have equal opportunity to fraud, right? like, that makes it even again, right? and more importantly, it reminds people that this shit really, really doesn't matter.
anyway all of this is to say that if you all start coming into our notes and inbox again to start being really toxic about the other side of the poll and make me cry again i will be pissed.
#mcytblr sexyman#discourse#<- not. okay it is a little bit#given that it. made me cry. yeah probably#anyway for the record it was less 'people yelling directly at us' that made us snap#and more 'people yelling at us a little while also being downright cruel to their opponents ESPECIALLY in techno/scar' that did it#and like. the toxicity about 'BUT THAT'S CHEATING' that was both deeply hypocritical and EVERYWHERE during that round is really what did it#so i want to get out ahead of it and say: yeah if we had a way to STOP IT that would be one thing#but we don't. so fraud away. it's not cheating if everyone is doing it!#anyway i'll go back to being funny about it after this i just see rumblings once more and wanna. head it off at the pass.
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Alexa cue boulevard of broken dreams by green day
#i am alive!#i refuse to let a lvls kill me js yet#anyways loki ending had me sobbing a little bit#<- was shaking n crying n yelling that loki had the most tragic ending#so i had to get this out of my system i shall go back into obscurity now bye#loki#loki season 2#loki spoilers#loki s2#marvel#marvel fanart
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Part One, Part Two, Part Four
#Had a bit of fun with this one#all of the pictures i found on pinterest#but the fire one I did a bit messing around with on canva#i think it turned out pretty okay tho#and this time we have a recipe AND music!! :D :D#the song was way too hard to pin down than I would have liked#it feels like a lot of them are better for later in the book#but I thought this one could work#if you have any song recs lemme know#i feel like one of these days I'll have to actually make some of the recipes I keep adding ha ha!#but for right now#ya enjoy the may 5th edition#may 7th may be a little calmer#may come today may come tomorrow#who knows who knows#anyway bonus points for anyone who finds the secret second story#dracula daily#dracula#jonathan harker's insta#jonathan harker my boy#kiki does dracula daily#just yelling into the void
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Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.
Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.
#my characters#waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit#deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee#and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name#deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c#man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while#he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair#ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so#its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons#but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me#and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not#fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew#and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable#while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts#and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed#so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en#so you know maybe its that idk#and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now#and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it#and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad#that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal#and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it#the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer#anyway story time in the tags again#im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note#its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him#he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times#and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea#and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you
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I am never not thinking about Renji giving people rides on Hihiou Zabimaru, but somehow I forgot about the time Rukia used a Hakuren to launch Kon into the air during the kemari episode.
Reader, she was not sorry.
Unfortunately he started to go out of bounds, so Tessai felt it necessary to shoot him down with a Bakudou #99, p2.
I cannot emphasize enough that this was for a game of kemari to resolve some vague beef Rurichiyo and Kenryuu were having, there were literally no stakes whatsoever to everyone else, who just showed up and chose violence.
#rukia kuchiki#kon#bleach filler#all of the best bleach filler episodes are just ichigo trying to have a normal one while his friends have no chill whatsoever#kon only wanted to be on kenryuu's team so he could play with rukia this is so sad alexa play despacito#i almost posted this as a video#because they are playing 'senna' during this entire bit which is one of the best and most intense pieces of bleach fight ost#also there's a bit where orihime shields ichigo and he yells “THANK YOU INOUE” in exactly the way he yelled “THANK YOU CHAD” that time#but that was getting out of the scope of this post#it was so cute tho#renji and/or hitsugaya should have been in this episode i will never shut up about it#IKKAKU showed up a some point there is no reason we couldn't have had one if not both of our best soccer bros#i tell you rukia is constantly trying to steal renji's moves this is just like the time she blew herself up in the zan rebellion arc#i am sure he approves and supports her in this#it looks cooler when she does them anyway#maybe renji's entire bit is just test-ballooning Stunts for rukia so she doesn't have to embarrass herself on the ones that turn out lame#get you a man etc etc
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One part of “Aftermath” I don’t think I’ll ever get over is that Hunter, Wrecker, Echo, Tech, and Omega were on their way to get Crosshair when Crosshair walked into that hangar. The way we talk about it in the fandom is as though they left Crosshair behind in that first episode so they could rescue Omega, as though they traded him for her, but that’s. Not. What. Happened.
They go back to Kamino to grab Omega despite the risk, because they think she belongs with them, yes, but also because they’re still confident. They haven’t failed a mission yet. And —and this is important—because she said she wanted to go with them, and they take that into account.
And, of course, they immediately get captured, taken to the brig, they find Omega, Crosshair fires off about following orders—his new favorite hobby that he only picked up in the last week(1)—the guards come to take Crosshair away, and Hunter puts himself between Crosshair and the guards and says No. Absolutely not. We stay together, we’re a set, do not separate, and then—
—Crosshair gets up and leaves. And the rest of the batch probably doesn’t fully understand why.
Now, I personally think that Crosshair’s decision to leave was multifaceted. I do think the chip programming had something to do with it. It’s telling him that Hunter’s made bad call after bad call since Kaller, and that the smart thing to do would be to just comply with whatever the empire wants. He’s also deeply frustrated with the rest of his squad, though he probably doesn’t know why he suddenly disagrees with them so much. And I also think that Crosshair didn’t want anyone else in his family to get hurt. He’s got his hackles raised and he’s ready to pounce when that one guard hits Hunter in the gut; he knows that they’re going to take him one way or another, so best to do it in a way that doesn’t end with the rest of his squad getting shot. All of that is in play in Crosshair’s decision to get up and go with the guards willingly, but all the rest of the batch knows is that he does it.
It’s even possible that their initial read on Crosshair’s decision is mostly in line with the last thing I listed—that Crosshair does it to keep the rest of them from getting hurt. It’s also possible that their read on it was that Crosshair was upset. But it probably doesn’t matter. The first thing—the first thing out of Hunter’s mouth when they break out of the brig is, “We need to find out where they took Crosshair.” The only reason they go to the hangar at all is to grab their gear so they have a better chance of getting him without dying on the way. They suit up, Hunter tells Tech to get the ship ready for a speedy getaway, and no sooner does he add that the rest of them are going to get Crosshair that Crosshair walks in. When Crosshair walks in—what he sees of them, and what they see of him informs every single interaction they have through the rest of the series.
First, what they see of him. Crosshair’s chip is activated. He’s just been electroshocked into submission and had that chip’s programming ramped up to twenty. He’s not in control of his thoughts or actions, but the only two people who have any inkling that that’s the case are Tech, who’s powering up the ship and not in the room, and Omega, who is a Child and about to be shot at for the first time in her life. The rest of them have no idea. All they know is that Crosshair is standing there wearing a new set of armor, leading a new squad, with a new rank, telling them to stand down and looking oh so pleased with himself as he clarifies that that is, in fact, an order. At the time, while Crosshair is monologuing about how they need to come quietly and how Hunter can’t see the bigger picture, it must look to them like the reason Crosshair left in that earlier scene was because he wanted to leave the squad. We, the audience, know that’s not true, but the rest of the batch doesn’t, especially given what they’re seeing at the time.
And then Crosshair starts shooting. It looks to them like he’s trying to kill them, and its not just empty. As much as Crosshair surely doesn’t want to, as much as Crosshair probably hates himself for this later on when he’s more in control, he shoots Wrecker. And unlike earlier in the episode, when Wrecker got shot during the battle simulation, Wrecker isn’t able to eventually get back up and keep fighting. Wrecker’s down. It’s all Hunter and Echo can do to just drag him onto the ship, and the only reason they even manage that is because Omega manages to shoot Crosshair’s rifle out of his hand; they don’t have the manpower to subdue Crosshair and drag him on board as well, not without potentially getting themselves or Crosshair (or Wrecker) killed. They don’t leave Crosshair behind for Omega’s sake or because they got in one argument and wrote him off here. They leave him because, in that moment, it looks for all the world like Crosshair does not want to go with them, like he suddenly wants them dead or captured, and they’re just trying to get out of there alive.
And what he sees of them…gah. There’s a split second, blink-and-you-miss-it moment when Crosshair first walks in, sees them, and he looks terrified. He knows what he’s about to do, and he hates it, and he probably doesn’t know WHY he hates it, because his programming has to be screaming at him that what he’s about to do is right. Good soldiers follow orders. But the part of Crosshair that’s still himself, the part that’s still aware, still able to differentiate his own mind from the chip’s programming here in the early days after order 66, that part is yelling back that he doesn’t want to hurt them, but he can’t stop it. He doesn’t have that capacity. And that has to rip him apart here. The things he must have had to tell himself later just to cope.
But also—what he sees when he walks in? He sees the Marauder powering up. He sees everyone suiting up and grabbing their gear. He has to think—the thought has to cross his mind—that they’re leaving without him. And they’re not, they were literally on their way to rescue him, that was the next move, that was the plan, the only reason they don’t go through with it is because he walks in, starts shooting, and Wrecker almost dies, but Crosshair doesn’t know that. He wasn’t there to hear Hunter say that was the plan, no more than the rest of the batch was there so see what Nala Se and Tarkin did to him.
The worst part? None of them know about the parts they missed yet(2). Hunter, Wrecker, Echo, Tech, and Omega still don’t know what happened to Crosshair after the guards took him away. Crosshair still doesn’t know the others were coming for him. And I’m really curious about what’s going to happen if, and maybe when, they all get that context.
1. “Aftermath” takes place over at least several days, meaning Crosshair’s chip has been partially active and working its way into his thought processes the entire time.
2. I also think that part of the reason why things between Hunter and Crosshair are so broken is not because either (or neither) of them is willing to see things from the other’s point of view, but because both of them understands the other’s point of view a little too well, but in a way that lacks necessary context. Hunter probably understands that Crosshair has every reason to hate him, every reason to feel bitter and betrayed, and, honestly, Hunter probably agrees with Crosshair in that regard, and hates himself because of it. But Hunter also doesn’t know that Crosshair was never trying to kill them of his own free will and that he was therefore never bitter enough to actually want to hurt them. And Crosshair probably completely understands that Hunter has every reason to distrust him and to have completely given up hope that he might come home, and he probably hates himself for everything the chip made him do. But Crosshair doesn’t know that his family was, in fact, coming back for him and that Hunter is furious with himself for having left Crosshair behind. If they both ever had those gaps filled in they’d maybe both realize that, for all their hurt and misunderstanding, neither of them has ever hated the other. I desperately need them to sit down and talk. And then hug. And to break down weeping. Give me that catharsis I am BEGGING THIS DAMN SHOW.
#so anyway this show is murders me daily#it’s not like this is new#but it’s just an aspect of the show that kills me every time I think about it#I love the role that the characters’ limited perspectives play#not tagging this as the show because I’m not sure I want this to break confinement#but I rewatched the first episode this last weekend#in an attempt to get my roommate to join me on a watch through#(she’s never actually seen any Star Wars all the way through but she’s enjoyed the bits of this she’s seen)#and I had to yell about this again
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2023 Australian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(ft. Max Verstappen & Lewis Hamilton)(my personal post-race highlights)
#i seriously think this race took like 10 years off my life#i think i aged about 50 yrs during it and had about 5 mental breakdowns#i dont think i can sum up all my thoughts: just look at my liveblogs and youll see my emotional rollarcoaster#to quote will buxton: “its been a long day.” AND I HAVENT EVEN SLEPT YET WAHHHHH#anyways absolutely wild race but yknow what im glad i experienced it and ty to you all for being here with me#when else am i gonna experience such fuckery#apologies to everyone affected by my yelling and screaming i think i lost my mind about 10 times#props to nando for his consistency#not only has he gotten p3 3 races in a row#but he also lost and regained his p3 twice in a very confusing way(i think i was abt to have an emotional breakdown at the third restart)#okay but things that make me squeal: THE WAY FERNANDO LOVES HIS TEAM AND THE WAY THEY LOVE HIM and THE WAY MAX TAPS HIM ON THE BACK HEHEHE#fernando alonso#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#2023 australian gp#fa14#mv1#lh44#we do a little bit of f1#f1#formula one#formula 1#(2023: 3/23 races watched)
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just started thinking about bradley as a teenager struggling with his emotions both pre and post his mother’s death/fall out with maverick but not wanting to reach out for help because a history of mental health problems can get you disqualified from enlisting in the service. happy saturday guys.
#that boy should have been in therapy from ages 2 on up like.#i def hc that carole took him to someone when he was younger but bradley probably stopped going once he was older and was given the choice#but like. idk. picturing carole trying to bring up him going back after she gets sick because she KNOWS he needs to talk to someone#and maverick cant be there all the time. but bradley says no because hes a teenager and hes started thinking about how to make himself +#appealing to the navy and that opens a whole other can of worms where carole sees that but doesnt want to deny him#because she can see hes already having a hard time with things as they are.#mav trying to convince him to go and bradley pointing out it’s hypocritical because maverick doesnt like talking about his feelings either#i just think people ignore his trauma So Much. they only pay attention to the maverick and goose bits#but they fail to consider how even before the maverick stuff happened bradley had a lot to deal with from a very young age#he spent most of his life on his own! he lost the people he loved most OVER and OVER…#the amount of trauma that must have come flooding back when phoenix (&bob but phoenix is clearly bradleys closest friend) had to eject#i think thats why people painting him as angry & agressive because of the scene where he yells at mav never sits right w me#that moment is so incredibly raw for both of them. bradley lashing out when hes just been triggered is not that surprising????#anyways.#carolcore#bradley rooster bradshaw
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Please tell me more about gender flipped Jamie because that seems like So Many Thoughts that I would love to hear
I have so many thoughts and yet they are so ephemeral and unspecific and this has been languishing in my askbox and this isn't technically what you asked for but here's what I wrote instead:
Chelsea sent Roy into retirement the way you sent an aging dog to be euthanized. Slowly and gradually, an inescapable march towards a day you knew was coming. Roy's agent gently broke the news to him that they wouldn't be renewing his contract, but there was no gently breaking Roy.
The retirement itself was an underwhelming affair; he stayed numb throughout the presser, answered questions, and left the spotlight. No bang--not even a whimper.
That was months ago. Now Roy Kent, former Chelsea star, was daydrinking at a bar in Richmond at half-three in the afternoon, wondering if he could convince the matron of the house to change the fucking channel.
"Rough season our girls have had," the proprietor, Mae, explained in a tone befitting a bartender cleaning a pint. In reality, she'd joined Roy at the bar with her own glass of chardonnay. "Lot of shake ups. New owner, new gaffer. Still, it could be worse. This new coach of theirs might be from the States, but we're sitting higher up on the table than we have in years. Does your lot keep up with the Super League, then?"
It was one in a series of loaded questions. Roy couldn't imagine you could be a bartender in London without knowing who Roy Kent was. Sheer wasted optimism, he'd had, moving out of Chelsea and assuming anything short of leaving the country would get him away from the haunting specter of his own fucking jersey.
"Yeah," Roy answered reluctantly. "Yeah, some of us keep up. All the teams in the Premier have sister teams, don't we?" Except for Richmond. The one outlier--the only team in the league without a big brother to speak of.
"Mm. Then you heard about the scandal?"
Roy grunted. Of course he heard. Everyone knew about Rupert Mannion ages ago; it was about bloody time someone did something. Awful for his ex-wife that it'd fallen to her to do it.
Mae topped off his chardonnay before pouring the remainder of the bottle into her own glass. "This new gaffer though, he's one of the good ones. He hangs around here sometimes, and you can tell just by listening to him--he respects those girls."
Since retiring, Roy had gotten used to living in a fog. He spent time with his niece, met with the yoga mums, let old ladies in bars talk his ears off to their heart's content, but anything he did between those events was a drudgery--a slow painful effort to drag one foot in front of the other, metaphorically and physically.
So he couldn't have said what it was about Mae's offhand praise for the Richmond Whippet's new gaffer that rankled him into talking back.
"Is he any good though?"
"What was that?"
"Their new coach," Roy gestured with his wine glass at the television in the corner. "The American. Is he any good?"
Mae shrugged one shoulder. "He's gotten better."
"So not really then."
The look Mae gave him could've scoured paint from a wall. "Well, talent isn't everything. Is it, Mr. Kent?"
She left under the guise of check on the three men in the corner. Regulars, by the looks of it; and the three of them the only ones aside from Mae wearing supporting colors for the local team.
He hadn't watched a match in ages. Oh, he'd caught highlights--it was impossible not too--but the few times he'd tried, unfairness ballooned in his chest like an atom bomb, and he gave up.
He hadn't bothered to watch anything from the women's league either. What difference would it make to try watching a different league. Sure, he didn't know any of them the way he knew the men in the Premier League, but football was football and envy was envy.
From what little he'd seen so far, he didn't envy Richmond at all. Everton had them on the ropes.
Roy winced as Number 14 knocked one off the crossbar. It'd been a good attempt. A solid cross from Number 9 had put it in the path, but with no one else nearby she'd gone for a risky shot.
From what little he'd paid attention to, only 9 and 14 were making any actual progress on the pitch, with 9 working double time to cut up the field. Every time the ball dropped back down the center, Richmond lost possession. Every. Time.
It was Number 6 that was the problem. McNally, that was it. Red-head, center-mid, captain. Roy knew her by reputation. A tough, seasoned player, who'd gotten her fair collection of caps for England. She had the experience; it didn't make any fucking sense why she'd be the weak link.
Roy looked away. He took a gulp of his chardonnay and relished in the unpleasant way it stung his nose. It'd be masochism to keep watching.
He kept watching.
Within five minutes, he'd cracked it.
Number 6 refused to pass to Number 9.
The gameplay split off like a branching tree. Either 6 got possession, crossed to another player, and they lost it to Everton's deep defensive line; or 9 got it herself and took it up the field, at which point the entire Richmond side narrowed down to the actions of 9 and 14.
What the fuck was going on?
In the aerial cameras showed two Everton players marking Number 9. Number 6 crossed to Number 24, and 24 took it to the net only for a defender to block her out easily.
A close up lingered on Number 24. She couldn't have looked more upset with herself. Young thing. Good talent, bad nerves. Fixable with the right support.
Number 6 got into Number 9's face and shouted. So where's her fucking support?
The camera panned in on 6 and 9 as what looked like a shouting match took place between the teammates. There was McNally, red-haired and red-faced and openly swearing even if the mics couldn't pick it up, and then there was Number 9. A cut of a girl, strong featured and iron-jawed, with her forehead set down like she intended to ram McNally like a bull if the captain came any closer.
What a fucking mess.
The camera panned to the gaffer, who stood with his hands in his pockets and a frown under his mustache. He called neither player off.
The match went back into play and almost immediately Number 9 took a foul. A blatant hit, tackled before she could grab possession again. Everton had singled her out just as clearly as Roy had.
Number 6 stood off to the side while 14 and 24 argued with the ref. The captain watched in open annoyance as Number 9 levered herself off the ground with a wince, her left side stained with grass and a limp.
Some fucking captain.
Number 9 took position for a free kick, and her name finally flashed across the screen in a font large enough for Roy to read. Jamie Tartt. Tartt lined up for the kick, for all the good it would do when she was a good forty meters back--
Tartt walloped the ball cleanly into the net.
A frisson of electricity ran down Roy's spine.
The lads at the end of the bar broke into cheers.
Half of the Richmond Whippets descended on Tartt. The other half shuffled around in discontent.
Number 24--Obisanya--nodded at Tartt, who nodded back. They didn't hug.
Extricating herself from (half) of her teammates, Tartt threw an arm around the only person she'd passed to all night--14, Rojas. Heads pressed together, headband to matching headband, they looked furtive and serious in their two-person huddle.
The camera panned back to the gaffer. He clapped but he didn't celebrate.
The whole thing was bizarre.
No, Mae was right; talent wasn't everything. Because Richmond had talent--what a spectacular fucking goal--and they were a fucking mess, like nothing Roy had ever witnessed before in his career.
If Mae was willing to put up with him, he might have to come back for the next match. Who knew, maybe he'd try swinging by on an off-match day to catch their gaffer and give him a piece of his mind.
Finally, something to look forward to. His sister would be so proud.
#genderswap au#i go back and forth on how to swap the coaching staff without losing the impetus of Ted and Rebecca's relationship#particularly the Divorcing Rupert of it all#and I do have a genderswapped Roy in my back pocket#but i also have this version--where I get to explore a bit of How Roy Exists if he had stayed at Chelsea and never met Ted when he did#i also get to give Roy an older version of a team of girls who are unfazed and delighted by the angry sweary beardy man yelling at him#so that delights me too#anyways I have lots of thoughts and this was supposed to be a short writing sprint#it is not short#whoops#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt#writing snippet#if this one seems rougher than the other stuff it is because I am still braindead at finally finishing chapter one of the other thing
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juist submitted my last final project for the semester
#trousled dumb#its only now hitting me that this image is probably more widely used for expressions of anguish and despair#idc tho. to me this is an image of rabid freedom. like sometimes you just gotta rip that shit off and yell really loud and its good#anyway . can somebody tell me who decided final projects are Less Stressful than normal ass exams so that i can kill them with hammers#if i have to write one more essay its all over i will drop out im so . look fellas i wrote 7 essays this semester and i missed four#thats more than my roommate had assigned as a fucking creative writing major. i never want to see words again#just give me a fucking bubble sheet man im begging you i dont want to write 20000 more words about whastever the hell#sigh. im glad to be done with this semester can you tell#anyway im gonna rest a bit still andd hopefully get back to ebonyposting soon 😌 since i have TIME NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!
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guys look at these totally real survival street panels i definitely didnt make in procreate at 3:30 in the morning while dealing with nausea and a headache
#i KNOW hippy canonically doesnt swear but i had to commit to the bit ok#this is based off of a semi-reoccurring joke with moss#i kept sending him that one image from the first issue of ss where gurgle was holding birdie or smth after she saved her#but it kept doing the discord spoiler thing#n we joked that it was for homoeroticism or smth#anyways shoutout to greeb and moss for yelling at me to post these /silly /pos#do i want to tag this as survival street#sure why not its not like i have any dignity left#survival street#gaige talks into the void
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i am so norm(entally ill)al about her
#not even jinx comes close to how badly i want a happy ending for amelie#because as tragic as jinx is all the things she does are out of her own free will#but amelie!!! wouguebhreh AMELIE!!!!#she was kidnapped!!! FORCED!!!! forced to kill her husband!!! to become a weapon!!!! to feel nothing!!!!!#and the most frustrating thing is that every OW member who knew her from Before seems to have given up completely on her!!!!!#like!!!! yall realize she's been brainwashed and put through god knows what and WOUGUEHHE JUST PLEASE SOMEONE!!!!!!! GET HER OUT OF THERE!!#i have so so much to say abt her but then i remember she's an OW character and i'm like. god i need to spend my time in better ways#anyways gnight i just had to Yell abt her for a bit shes so 💥💥💥#mirambles#overwatch#widowmaker
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babe you gotta do something abt the big wet kitten eyes. youre aiming for menacing with the words i get that but it just doesnt quite have the effect youre going for with the big wet kitten eyes
#call the whole thing off and go get drunk in her tardis together cmon we can salvage this#heres my proposal: send those daleks back to where they came from. cybermen too yeah you desecrated the corpses of authority we get it#it had emotional resonance but now we're done with them#then you get yaz here. dont need to do much for that just do the dancing a little bit longer and she'll be there right on time#you put the doctor in the tardis. no need to get her out of that dalek#it's sorta tradition at this point anyway just keep her in there for funsies she'll hate it it'll be great#send yaz to her room under threat of murdering. i mean you dont Have to do that but i think youre gonna so. just getting ahead of it#find the doctor's ginger stash while she yells at you and gets herself Out of the dalek#get super fucking wasted#beat each other up so bad yaz can barely tell whos who in the morning#cry. ask about tecteun. have sex abt it. any order#whoever wakes up first is responsible for breakfast#this is totally still fixable trust me you can fix this#(<- in denial)
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Took some pictures of this big momma spider with babies all over her back, but I made the mistake of zooming in and seeing all those little legs, so instead of having to look at that again, here’s my cat Oreo:
#look at his tummy!#chonky boy#I’m sorry I just can not look at those spider pics#I say how much I like the little buggies but all those little legs… 😬#she was a pretty decent size too#I mean not huge but def quite a bit bigger than the usual hunting spider I see#I had to sweep her away from the front door#sorry but after a black widow managed to hitch a ride from the front porch into the apartment a few weeks ago I just can’t risk it#I love you momma legs but I don’t need a million baby spiders in my kitchen#I seriously yelled when I zoomed in on the picture. I’m so squeamish.#it did make me BRIEFLY consider having a terrarium full of little spiders tho#like a little spider town. dozens of siblings fuckin and fightin and eating crickets#but that would probably be too cruel to house that many leggies in one container#so anyway… here’s my cat instead. his name is oreo. he’s so soft and he needs constant attention#you WILL love him#mine
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something about a giant like, instantly being “oh no, i won’t hurt you, it’s okay” and giving tiny you space is so hot because like. they’re being kind of course but also it’s proof they’re veeery aware of how terrifying they can be. they’re nice now, but a giant fully aware of how much power they hold can definitely be a dangerous thing
#im not tagging this idk if this makes ANY sense#im rewatching wwdits right and the jackie episode where laslo hovers over the waitress#and she yells and he backs up Instantly like ‘no no no no darling’ bc hes instantly aware of how scary a Vampire Must be ykno#which is so considerate. but also proof he knows he can be terrifying and…. what if he WANTED to be terrifying#anyways i want to be tiny in laszlo’s hands and have him scare me a bit#im tired. i had like 5 breakdowns today. laszlo is keepin me going
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