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guess i can speak parseltongue bc all i seem to talk to are snakes

name: timothy  crime: being a dorky fat kid who liked donnie too much and wanted to be a ninja  punishment:

eternal frozen damnation 

not gonna lie this is one of those things i just can’t stop thinking about when it comes to shit i really hope didn’t just get falcon kicked into 2k12′s infamous plot point writing oblivion. 

cuz even in the canon universe’s passage of time it feels like it’s been a literal eternity since don’s tried to do fuck-all about timothy. i mean i know he’s had other shit to do but holy christ on a cracker donnie you have to be one of the slowest promise keepers in the history of promise-keeping-history. that is if anyone still intends to even have him KEEP his promise to turn tim human anymore.  like seriously you guys.... you didnt...just forget about him right???? right???? cuz he’s.... just kinda sitting here.... frozen.... in don’s lab.... forever.  like some fucking knick-knack you got in a thrift store somewhere.....

tbh it kinda fucks me up to think about it. didn’t this kid have a family or something??? go to school??? have friends or loved ones??? i mean there’s gotta be somebody worried about him right?? 

tell me i’m not the only one who still wonders if anybody plans on fixing this. 

Life on the internet has made me not trust any span of silence at the beginning of a video. I spent 10 seconds of a mirror glaze cake stim video tense because I was sure some bird or something would attack the cake and y'all are to blame

I hate the highway the last time someone drove me somewhere on the highway somebody merged into our lane and almost hit us right on the side of the car where I was and we were going like 70 or whatever full highway speed if he hadn’t swerved out of the way so well I would have like died and apparently I have a lot of anxiety about it still because my dad just took a bend in the highway kind of fast and my heart is beating really fast and I keep thinking about it so I’m typing this to help distract myself and it’s working

I got tagged by my shield sister @totes-crepes Countries lived in: Just the US, but I'd really like to check out Denmark :D Favorite fandom: Oh man... fandoms? Haha I probably follow WWE wrestling the most 😶 Languages you speak: Solimente Ingles Favorite film of 2016: The only one I recall is The Arrival. Wow, it was amazing. Strong and intelligent woman as the lead. Well respected in her field, barely ANY love story/interest (thank god). It was refreshing and thoughtful. Shuffle your music library and put your first three songs here: The Cowboy and the Lady--John Denver, The Rip Tide--Beirut, and The Owl and the Tanager--Sufjan Stevens Last thing you bought online: A figurine for my boyfriend's Dungeons & Dragons character 😆 Any phobias or fears: I'm afraid of the dark because my imagination can be wild. I also have weird feeling that people don't... actually like me? Or that I'm not a choice, but a person they are kind of... stuck with if that makes any sense. How would your friends describe you? Hah! Yikes I'm not sure. Funny? Creative? Probably quick to be angry or loud. How would your enemies describe you? Self-righteous, crass, stupid, quick to assume and analyze. Who would you take a bullet for? My loved ones more than likely. Though I would be scared... If you had money to spare what would you buy first? Probably a new laptop! So I could play Subnautica 😭 I'll tag @mirambles and @changes-with-the-wind

what if we were both girls and had spent most of our lives hunting each other in a barren wasteland and harboured a mutual hate so strong but also a kind of obsession and a kind of respect and a kind of ugly desperation and knew that without the other we would have no purpose so we never finish the hunt and never go for the kill even when the stake is inches away from your heart and even when i take your eye and over time all these things grow and grow until they become something that in no other world would be described as love but in this one is the closest thing that comes to it and when we fall to our deaths we do it hand in unlovable hand knowing it was never going to end any other way. and what if we were simultaneously boys in another universe walking victoriously hand in loving hand sharing our first kiss in a closing elevator. and what if we were girls again but this time we're trying and failing to get matching tattoos and laughing our hearts out after a centuries long romance.

absolutely devastating that moominvalley season 3 didn’t have a soundtrack. I just know the lonely mountain ep would’ve had the gayest most pining thing you’ve ever heard

WE! BOOKED! OUR! HONEYMOON!!! FINALLY!!!

Charles and I got married during Covid in October of 2020, and we asked for contributions to our honeymoon fund instead of gifts (of course if someone wanted to give a gift instead that was totally fine!) We intended to go back to Japan since that was where we got engaged and we just loved it, but Japan didn't fully reopen to tourists until like....March of this year I think? And then Charles was in the process of changing jobs, and I was hiring and training a new employee, and then we had to consider the band and their shows/tours? And THEN there's flights and lodging to consider....we almost gave up on taking a honeymoon, just feeling overwhelmed. But last night after like exhausting flight research, we chose our dates and picked a flight and we're GOING!! We still have PLENTY to figure out til then like what all we want to do and lodging and stuff but still!

even sparknotes knows the loml deserves better 😴

tmnt thing #3006 that got me fucked up: 

how the hell this motherfucker put his god damn shirt on????

Say what you will about unnecessary responses but god I would love it if I felt like I could make a stupid reference to a YouTube video on someone else’s post without feeling like a terrible person.

the only piece of foreshadowing i never took seriously was the only one that mattered. go figure