Brett: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Ron recently.
Reagan: No, Brett, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Brett: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Reagan: No! You’re the only one for me.
Brett: Is that so?
Reagan: I promise! Ron and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Brett: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Reagan: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Brett: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Reagan: Of course bro!
Brett: Bro...
Ron: What the-
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Honestly everyone give it up for repulsed aces/aros. Yall get so much shit for having boundaries and its frustrating to watch. You're all getting sent complimentary gift baskets
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
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Hey, that’s my mutual I wanna fuck. Go get your own. 😤😤😤😤
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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested
I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!
Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)
Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)
Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!
Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)
Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)
Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)
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