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ganondoodle · 5 months

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I was at first in love with totk, and I still think mechanical wise, its quite impressive

And when I collected all the tears and saw the "story" I genuinely got upset in a good way (at first), because man! Did they really got the balls to go that far? Is there nothing I can do for her? Now I MUST do all the temples, see how it plays out and --oh, I've got this cutscene already. Why are all the people so dumb about Zelda, I KNOW where she is, Link say something-- Link??

After finishing all the temples and almost falling asleep, I stopped playing the game, looked up the last boss and remaining cutscenes and went "Thats it?"

Watching other people (including you) being critically about so many things, both character and mechanical wise, I've almost startled myself with a realization what the gnawing feeling I constantly had, actually was.

Totk feels like a fanfic.

And don't get me wrong, I love fanfiction, I think its great and important, I adore fanfic writers, I love finding gems, I love reading self indulgent stories, see new spins and interpretation of characters. I love the casual, the passion, the creativity!

But totk gives me the same feeling everytime I am reminded that Fifty Shades is a Twillight fanfic.

The world is there. The faces I know and grew to love are there. But everything is ever so slightly different, uncannily so. Just how some characters talk, how they act, how they were placed in the story. The Zonai appearing out of nowhere, but no, they always had been there you see, they were these super magical advanced people but they all died, the king is so tragic. And you see, the king is super cool and powerful and-- oh I dont get to interact with him outside of the tutorial. Did they try to do another King Rhoam-- but wait, that only worked because we didn't knew he was a ghost-- totk wait stop why do you take him out of the story, why couldn't he be a companion, he IS ABLE TO TALK THROUGH THE ARM LET THE OLD GOAT COMMENT ON STUFF?? If you bring up all this ancient stuff and you still got a ghost lingering, let him talk?? (I never ended up getting Mineru but I smell wasted potential as well)

Im not even mad, I am disappointed. It feels like the devs saw what all the lore hunters got attached to and talked about and then just... took the "cool". All the Zonai stuff could've easily been Sheikah tech, but got just reskinned to look more exciting instead of being its own thing.

Like... at this point I prefer what fans are doing over what Totk gave us. The characterization of Rauru (and everything Zonai), projects like you do of what totk couldve been, the little nuggets of actual highlights and details of love fans find in the game. I found much more enjoyment in these concepts than I got from a 70bucks game. And thats depressing.

I love fanfiction. I dont love it when my corporate 70 dollar, six year development, console exclusive game feels like a story that passionate fan couldve written miles better in a week (and I've already seen much cooler and interesting rewrites and ideas).

Zelda has been a huge part of my childhood and its depressing seeing it treated like that. It always was about the story, the epic, its The Legend of Zelda for crying out loud. To be courageous to enter a dungeon, to be wise and solve all the riddles. To become powerful over the journey you embarked on. Zelda to me is the campfire story you tell to others and go into the woods or the beach and imagine what monsters you would slay. Zelda is not the sandcastle you build in the sandbox and then add dinosaurs and star wars ships because you didn't had any other toys, and just stumble into and over some story to entertain yourself until lunch is ready.

I'd have an oracle of seasons over another totk any day at this point. They should've just make the mechanics of totk its own thing, but I guess they were scared it wouldn't sell if it doesn't have a Mario or Zelda skin straped over it.

Anyways, sorry for the mini rant - love your art, love your thoughts and insights, and I am looking forward to see more of it - Zelda related or not (your original characters look amazing, I adore your style sm)

Hope you have a great rest of the day!

*nods along through this entire rant*

idk how many of my rants you have read but yeah ... yeah ... and the further you think about it the further it all falls apart, the wasted potential of it all and the goddamn audacity of them to do those interviews in which they make it EVEN WORSE is just

i know the expectation for a direct sequel to botw was huge and understandbly so but i really REALLY think it would not have been that hard to make it a good follow up even taking into account that totk was originally a DLC, pretty much all of botws aspects could have been developed further, i dont know what could have happened to make totk have turned out like this .. literally it feels like something had to have gone wrong, its like someone who doesnt know zelda nor botw at all was given a few prompts and then just made some generic fantasy story while the rest worked on ultrahand for 5 years

the technical impressive things ARE technical impressive, but i dont think it was necessary nor served the game well in any way (and i LOVE building games- however totk is neither a building game nor a story game nor a zelda game nor an exploration game nor a sequel imo) but zelda, this zelda, is not made for that and i cant help but think it was mainly to encourage people to make some ridiculous mechs so it can go viral on tiktok (not trying to discredit them, it IS cool what they are doing but i .... have my doubts if zelda is the right place for that)

ill stop there bc i have ranted so much about everything i dont wanna repeat it here again; it just doesnt feel like a real game (derogatory), it feels extra bad bc i was not really into zelda when botw came out and while i did get it as soon as i could (months after release since i just started a minijob and didnt have the money) i only over time grew to love zelda this much again, devouring any theories and anything about it bc i loved it so much- i was never into it like this when a new title was announced and dont own any special editions so i bought the totk collectors bc i was just so damn excited for it after the 2019 trailer dropped (god i want that time back ... it looked so much more like it was going to be an actual sequel) even if i was already worried it wouldnt be good at that point given how much i started to sense stuff i dont like about the newer trailers

i recently sold it at our local gameshop bc it was like a thorn in my side given how expensive it was and how dissapointed i was in the game, i genuinely think that, technical impressiveness aside, totk is the onyl zelda i truly cannot stand (for alot of reasons) and im genuinely worried for the future of the franchise

i bought an Oki (Okami) figurine for what i got back and i feel much happier with that :3

(also on a note, i did finish the game two weeks after release but stopped playing it right then and hadnt touched it since, i also streamed all of what i played and its still up if you want to see my slow descend into madness fjkdhkdhjk though its been a long while since then and i by far did not talk about everything back then, just what my most immediate frustrations were while still playing)

(also the gameplay isnt as good as people make it out to be, so much is so frustrating and punishing to use i am kinda baffled it got through like that and most people call that its best aspect ..... though i guess if the rest is so much worse even mid gameplay can seem good ooooooooh how dare i)

also thank you for liking what i do!!! <3 it means alot to know it is appreciated by someone :D

#ganondoodles answers #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #in my playthorugh i genuinely tried to be super open to what its offering me #but i think its pretty clear that i could see were it was going pretty soon and tried to fight my fear #and then i ended up being right #like i even went out of my way to get the memories and dungeons in turns so i wouldnt spoil anything #and still you can see me get sadder and dissappointed with each new memory i got #and the time it truly all started to crumble was when i discovered what they did to the shrine of life #pretty sure after i got all the lightroots and all i got was a you did it sticker i jsut gave up and went to the end #and after that i found the endfight fun so i played it a few more times #but the last few streams were mostly me ranting jkdfngvkjdfnhgjkdf #for this price its pretty bad #idk why so many people are okay with this tbh #zelda fans deserve better #i think the wasted potential and insulting treatment of both lore - botw and even the player is what frustrates me so much #sidenote i love the username bc there sure are words #alot of them even #(good)#i have done so much ranting it feels good to read someone elses rant about similar frustrations

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oh-surprise-its-me · 9 months

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Roy/Jamie prompt: Roy has to fly out somewhere for a recruitment event. When Jamie takes him to the airport they say goodbye, both of them holding back tears. They are absolutely miserable without each other, especially when something happens that delays the event so Roy has to stay for a bit longer. Roy is an even more glowering and grouchy version of himself and even though he secures several new prospects for Richmond, he just can't bring himself to celebrate. He goes to his hotel room just wanting to call Jamie and go to bed, so imagine his surprise when he opens the door to find Jamie Tartt waiting for him wearing nothing but a pleased little smirk and love shining in his eyes?

🚨WOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE HORNY POLICE 🚨

(It’s okay anon we can be bunk mates in jail)

Roy fucking loved zoom calls. He could mute people, he could not talk, he could have Jamie in the room and no one would know.

Fucking in person recruiting. Fucking Josh who got the date wrong so he’s flying in tomorrow. What kind of name is Josh anyway.

He knows he was more of a grouch then usual, but in his defense he had to cancel his 9am flight back to Jamie.

London.

Home.

Jamie.

Whatever the fuck. It doesn’t matter now because Josh made him stick around for another three days.

Josh had better have a foot touched by god and all the fucking wisemen.

Roy slams his room key into the sensor. It blinks red.

Fucking seriously. He slams his way back into the elevator, fuck it might as well call Jamie.

It rings for a good few seconds before he picks up.

“Roy! How’d the extra first day go?”

Roy leans against the wall watching the number tick down. “Hell. I want to strangle Josh but I can’t because he won’t even be here until tomorrow.”

Roy hears their bed squeak, Jamie rolling around. “That fuckin sucks. I miss you.”

There’s a hint of something in Jamie’s voice. He can’t quite tell what. “Did you at least do anything fun today baby?”

Jamie laughs, Roy can picture him perfectly in their bed sheets tossed around, bare skin for miles. He wishes he wasn’t standing in the lobby of a hotel getting a new key.

“Nothing crazy. Bought some new sweats. Planned out a hike to take Phoebe on.”

“I love you.”

He hears Jamie sigh, “I love you too, miss you like crazy. I hate to cut this short but I think Marigold is caught on something I’ve gotta go love you!”

Roy opens his mouth return the sentiment but just hears the beep of the tone.

Christ this key better work.

He slams it into place again, green.

He opens the door and sets the bag down, weird he doesn’t remember leaving a lamp on. Probably house keeping.

He walks into the room.

Jamie.

Holy shit Jamie.

Jamie laughs, Roy must’ve said that last part out loud.

“Baby why are you here??”

Jamie gets up off the bed, Roy now notices Jamie is in fact not wearing any clothing. “Thought I’d surprise you, had Beard deactivate your room key so I’d have a bit of warning.”

“You little prick. How.

“Movie magic baby. But really I’ve got a lot of unused miles and couldn’t take another three days.”Jamie runs a hand across and down Roy’s chest, lightly toying with the waistline of the jeans.

Roy lunges forward, he shoves Jamie back onto the bed, flips him over.

“You aren’t leaving this bed tonight, or in the morning. You are going to fucking limp and look like you belong to me by the end.

Jamie let’s out a moan, “please god Roy touch me.” He reaches back and grabs a handful of hair lightly pulling to try and make Roy go faster.

Roy starts biting his was from neck to ass, he’s not going to miss a spot, they’ve got time.

—

“Roy I can’t fucking stand is this how are we supposed to go sight seeing.”

“Baby you are the sights, keep complaining and I’ll spank you.”

“Ooh honey don’t threaten me with that.”

*the smack heard round the world*

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #jamie x roy #fluff #royjamie #thanks for the ask !!#again I bitched out and didn’t write it #but someone else totally could *wink wink*

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ferociousmochis · 1 year

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woah that alex smut was amazing, could you write another one but make it a threesome? ⚡ the third wheel could be miles, jamie or even another woman

Little Assistant

Alex Turner X Fem!Reader X Miles Kane

Warnings: penetrative sex (p in v), fingering, anal, double penetration, oral (male and female receiving), threesome, timid-submissive reader/dominant miles and alex, degradation, praise, multiple orgasms, basically no plot just pure smut lol

Alex and Miles just adored how that little blush would creep up on your cheeks whenever they got under your skin. Whether it be the little nicknames or subtle touches, they loved to see you flustered. You never did much about it, after all they were the boss and secretly you loved the attention.

You were their personal assistant for The Last Shadow Puppets North America tour, which was most definitely a dream come true in every way. You were being paid to travel the country while embracing the beauty of music, something you'd always wanted to do anyways- you wouldn't have passed up this opportunity for anything. Your bosses also found some enjoyment in having you around. They quickly took a liking to you, perhaps even liking you too much.

We had just finished off a concert at a huge venue and the crowds were fantastic, to say everyone was in a celebratory mood would be an understatement. You knew Alex and Miles were thrilled and decided to meet them back in their dressing room with a bottle of fine whiskey you'd been saving, figuring its an excuse to celebrate so why not. You knocked on their door waiting nervously, tugging at your short skirt. They still had that embarrassing effect on you, they were always so unpredictable.

It felt like ages before the door swung open, but when it did it was Miles that stood on the other side. His bottom jaw was lined with a light stubble, he wore a fitting dress shirt that hugged the muscular curves of his arms. "Hey sweetheart, what are you up to?", he questioned. You sheepishly held up the offering, making him crack a smile. He gestured for you to come in, "fantastic show tonight guys", you say earnestly, "everyone really loved it". "Thats always the hope, doll", Alex says walking in from the bathroom with a comb in hand. He donned a black blazer over his neat dress shirt, his hair was slightly messy but in a rather entrancing way.

"I just wanted to bring something nice, I would hate to be a disturbance", you say after a bit of small talk, setting the bottle onto the dresser. You begin to shuffle towards the door. "Whats the rush, darling", Alex says, leaning beside the doorframe, the small comb running through his hair. You feel his eyes rake your body, shamelessly lingering on your chest, the small top leaving very little to the imagination. "You're cute when you're nervous", he smirks after a moment, continuing over to the large mirror agains the wall.

Your cheeks are burning a painfully obvious red. "In fact, I think me and Miles have a job for you, miss Y/N", he announces, tossing the comb on the dresser. You notice the two of them share a knowing look. "Of course sir, whatever you need", your obedient nature is provoking them in ways you didn't understand. He approaches you, closing in until your noses are merely inches apart, "I think Mr Kane and I are having a real problem, doll". "Yes, sir?", you stutter, "I think you can help us with that", his voice dripped with lust.

Alex grips your chin, the pad of his thumb swiping over your bottom lip. Your pretty eyes were practically begging him to ruin you and tonight he just had no restraint left in him. He wraps his large hand around your neck and pulls you into a salacious kiss. You hear Miles low voice murmuring against the nape of your neck, "Your supposed to satisfy our every desire love", pressing himself against your back while his hands grace your hips. "Be a good little assistant, darling, and take care of your bosses, hm?", Alex whispers against your lips.

He pulled back, sitting down on the couch against the wall of the dressing room. He patted his thigh, "come 'ere, doll". You crawl over to him as he pulls his belt from his waist, beginning to remove his pants, "ass up pretty girl, we can't leave Miles out now can we?". You feel Miles's large palms knead the flesh roughly, pulling you up onto all fours. You bite your lip in a mix of nervousness and anticipation.

"Suck my cock, darling", Alex commands and you're quick to oblige. He is much bigger than you ever expected, you've never seen anything like him. You wrap your hands around his thick base and align his tip to your delicate mouth. His blush tip rubs against your wet lips. You lightly drag your tongue across the tip of his cock, making him groan softly. After a few licks you begin sliding his tip between your lips, moving your hands to match the movements of your mouth. You can see the sweat glistening on his forehead and his jaw hanging slack. His hands find their way to the back of your head. He runs his fingers through your hair, gathering it up into a makeshift ponytail so he can get a better view. Your lips wrap round him perfectly as you bob your head with hollow cheeks, just trying to take all of him into your throat. He begins to grow impatient with your pacing, thrusting his hips into you and seeking more friction. His grip on your hair tightens as he fucks your mouth. Drool dribbles from your lips as your eyes roll back in ecstasy.

Miles wets two fingers before easing them into you. He catches you off guard and you moan sharply with Alex still stuffed in your mouth. "Oh fuck- you like his fingers in your cunt like that don't you?", Alex taunts, hand gripping your hair to hold you into place while continues to fuck your throat, "moaning on my cock like a whore".

Miles wastes no time picking up a brutal pace, stretching you deliciously. He thrusts and curls his fingers into you until he reaches just the right place that makes you shiver and then he abuses it. When he sees how wet you are he can't stop himself from tasting you. "God this cunt's so fucking sweet", he groans, sucking on your clit while he continues fingering your weak hole. You feel yourself reaching your breaking point, the pleasure of Miles's dexterous fingers and skillful tough plus the lack of oxygen from Alex's aggressive thrusts was making you dizzy in all the right ways. "Cum for me sweet girl", Miles whispers against your ass. How could you possibly deny him? In moments, you're shaking and drooling all over Alex as he continues to fuck your face through your orgasm, only pulling you off to engulf you in a kiss that could only be described as erotic.

You feel Miles spit on the puckered hole of your ass, making you jolt. He rubs his thumb around it, spreading his saliva. The feeling was unfamiliar but not in a bad way. You feel something cold penetrating you suddenly and you squirm. "Relax love, just a little toy to help get you ready for us, that alright?", he questions, the last thing he wanted was for you to be uncomfortable. You nodded quickly in understanding and obedience. Your reaction decorated Alex's expression with a wicked smile. "Such a good girl for us, so eager to please", Alex breathes, angling your face to meet his eye. His gaze is dark and hungry, like a predator staring back at its prey. You feel Miles's tip running through your wet folds and you whine, "such a desperate, pretty girl", Alex taunts, you can only look up at him with big pleading eyes and it just feeds the ever growing fire in him.

Miles slides into you with ease, "fuck- you are soaking", he gasps. You whine as he stretches you out, practically splitting you in two. You can hear him panting, relishing the feeling of you squeezing against him. Meanwhile, Alex is taking in every movement you make. His hand grasps your throat just right, making you feel perfectly dazed. Your voice is light and airy, desperate mewls and incoherent babbles escape your plush lips. He guides you to caress his desperate cock, pulling your hand up and down his shaft, your fingers grazing his sensitive tip. His breathy moans are only turning you on more. His hands begin toying with your breasts, rolling your sensitive nipples between his fingertips. The small sensations making you wriggle against him and propelling you closer to your release.

Miles slams into you from behind, making you shake against Alex's grip, they both know you are slowly falling to pieces in their arms. "Cum on his cock, doll", Alex commands, the way he holds your jaw is demanding eye contact. The pair pull you apart once again, leaving you convulsing. Your hands shake weakly as you continue trying to pleasure Alex through your orgasm. "Thats a girl- don't fucking stop stroking me like that", Alex whispers, moving your hand against him as Miles fucks you through until you're collapsing onto the couch.

Alex pulls you into his lap, "I need to get my share of that pussy, darling". He turns you until your back is pressed against his chest. You look up at Miles who towers over you, "you have no idea how long I've waited to see you like this", he whispers. You feel our breath get sucked from your lungs as Alex thrusts himself into you. He doesn't take his time like Miles, he is aggressive and needy. His desire has eaten away at any patience he had left. His hands grasp your hips, keeping you hovered above him while he pistons into you, his heavy balls smacking against your cunt. He drags himself out of you and snaps back in with haste like a starved man, so deprived of you.

Miles grasps you chin, commanding your attention, "Look at me while you get fucked, sweet girl". Your eyes fluttering open as your lips parted, lustful whines fall from them at every jerk of Alex's hips. Miles takes the opportunity to push his thumb into your mouth, the calloused pad flattening your tongue. He spit into your gaping mouth and you swallowed greedily. "Such a good girl", he breathes as he takes in the sight of you, his free hand stroking his aching cock. You're drooling all over his thumb while Alex pounds into you brutally.

Alex's arm snakes around your waist from behind, his long fingers finding your clit with agility. He rubbed rough circles over the small bundle of nerves. You writhe against him and cry out in desperation. "Fuck-", Alex croaks out. You're gripping him so hard his hips stutter. God he was desperate, he needed to feel you clamp around him. He quickened his pace until you were practically screaming their names, "Thats it darling, let everyone know who's making you feel so good". The pressure in your abdomen was building rapidly, threatening to shatter you at any moment. "Please-", you babble weakly, a depraved smile forming on Alex's face, "oh well only because you asked so nicely". He picked up his pace even more, going faster and harder that you could've ever imagined. You fell to pieces in their hands.

Alex lays flat on his back and pulls you on top him, chest to chest. "We can't hog all the fun now doll, I think you're ready to take both of us hm?", he says, a devilish smirk dancing across his lips. You squeak out a small agreeance in response. Your chest was heaving as you recovered from the powerful orgasm, yet you still found yourself writhing against him seeking friction. Miles's hands are on you in seconds, squeezing your ass before landing a light slap. You feel him tug the plug loose, you feel empty at its absence, but not for long. He strokes himself with a lubricant, pumping himself in his hand a couple time before easing into your tight hole. You cry out loudly, your head falling against Alex's shoulder. "Thats it sweetheart, just like that", Miles whispers, "taking us so well".

The stretch burns and tears well up in the corners of your eyes, you've never felt so full. "Aw poor thing can't handle it?", Alex laughs, "oh but she looks so pretty like that, like a little fuckin' mess", Miles groans, lost in the ecstasy. "Just look at yourself darling", Alex gestures to the mirror against the wall of their dressing room. It gives a perfect view of the sinful sight. "Watch us fuck your pretty holes and take it like a good little slut", Alex hisses, teeth grazing your bare shoulder. God when he said that you couldn't help but clench around them, "take it like a good little slut, sweetheart, just like that". You liked that, you really liked that, and they knew it. "Fuck Alex, I think she likes being our little slut", Miles smirked. "That true doll? you like being our little fucktoy, hm?", Alex taunted further, "such a dirty little girl". That husky voice was cutting you like a hot knife and it was unbearable. You felt the cord within you snap, the white hot fire burning in your abdomen spread to every nerve within your body.

Your whole body shook against them as they continued pounding into you. Their pace was unrelenting as they sought out their own release. "You gonna take all our cum pretty girl?", Alex panted, his breath hot on your neck. You were too cockdrunk to reply. Your eyes were clouded with ecstasy like you were high off the pleasure. Your fucked out expression was artistic: your tearstained cheeks, your wet lips, and your messy hair. It was enough to leave him spilling inside you, Miles following shortly after. "Such a pretty little girl", Miles murmured kissing your shoulder delicately, "so pretty for us".

Miles hurried to grab a warm rag to clean you up, while Alex pulled you into his chest and held you close. He stroked your hair softly while you curled up against him, the evidence of what you'd just done beginning to drip down your thighs. His fingertips traced delicate patterns into your skin while you relaxed into him, "Our pretty little assistant".

This was definitely a first for me. I have never written for three so give me a bit of grace, but I thought it was an interesting challenge so I gave it a go. It's not super long, but it's more straight smut than anything lol. Ik its more Alex focused, I just love him too damn much. I am kinda having an LSP moment rn so I chose Miles as the third, but Jamie is fine asf so next time I do something like this it will prob be with him 🫣

As always, thank you sm for the request! Much luv.

PS: this isn't proofread, so if there are any mistakes please let me know!

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taintedcigs · 6 months

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theres this guy at work that looks like EDDIE like he wears metallica and anthrax shirts to WORKKK!?!? he blasts hard metal through his speakers that i can hear from miles away and he has curly long hair… except he has blue eyes but he has the most rancid vibes like he scares me to death i wish i was kidding omfg.

he gives me death stares and each time i pass by him he looks up and stares at me until im gone. one time i smoked next to him on my break and i wanted to be nice and say hi. and i did and he was listening to music and he gave me the SCARIEST death stare and then he said hi back but i got super anxious and awkward so i was like “oh im sorry u can keep listening to ur music” and then he was like no its fine!!! and then just STARED at me while smoking his cigarette and i tried to open up a conversation but he kept the stare at me and ever since then ive been terrified of ever speaking w him again i dont even look in his direction bc the way he stares at me is so CREEPYJENDN and rhe problem is ive seen him w everyone else and hes nice but when it comes to me its all DEATH STARES??!?!?

anyways i rambled on for nothing but he got a buzzcut and its exactly like how i imagine eddies buzzcut in the show thats what i was going to say goodbye💀💀

#em talks #MY BOYFRIEND KEEPS MAKING FUN OF IT SAYING HE PROBABLY FINDS ME ATTRACTIVE?!?!?!#my sister said the same thing but not AT ALL like when i say death stare ITS A DEATH STARE

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rosemelon82 · 11 months

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i'm not going to pretend like i think nobody is interested cuz this is the best movie of 2023 and you cannot tell me otherwise and also everyone has been waiting for this for forever so

SPOILER WARNING I AM RANTING ABOUT SPIDERMAN ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE SO BEWARE IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET

im writing this because i wasnt able to fully rant to my friends and my family doesnt want to listen so i dont really care and im screaming out into the void of tumblr. will someone hear me? i wonder

ANYWAYS (listening to the fire soundtrack as i write this)

that was the best movie i've ever seen and arguably even better than the first one. i am simply obsessed with every single detail of this movie and i cannot stop thinking about it. also me and friend were basically freaking out about everything cuz it was so damn good i cannot even stop.

there was a huge amount of parallels to the other spiderman content that we've seen and i love the way they incorporated them. the way miles saved gwen when falling during that one fight scene with spot. the bus scene with pavitr and gayatri who btw i am totally obsessed with. the way all the words that O'Hara said to miles were basically opposite of what his mother said to him earlier in the movie. the way he was listening to music on his bed when gwen showed up. the scenes from other universes where its mcu canon??? the reference to earth 19999 from miguel??? and a ton more of course

because i am also desi (lore reveal!) and also just because he was done so well. im just sad that they did not include more of him in the movie after his earth canon event was disrupted. it felt pretty raw to see almost the same scene from no way home in across the spiderverse with pavitr instead of tom holland. i also like that regardless of what consequences it has later, even if he doesnt know yet, he's able to save inspector singh. also mentionable is that they switched from mira jain to gayatri singh. in the spiderman india comics they had mira jain and props to the creators for the rep for jains cuz they don't get seen in media very much or at all for whatever reason. maybe cuz most of it is now like gwen stacy canon or whatever? idk someone if u know explain to me please

not related to parallels i almost cried at gwen's speech just cuz it resonated with me so much. thats all about that anyways anyways anyways

the art

god i could go on about the art forever. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? TELL ME THAT IS NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCENE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! every single city scene just blew my mind and the coloring and style of every single spiderman and scene was just stunning and how was it the most amazing thing i've ever seen?????? i cannot get over the coloring for half the scenes. i love the cities differences and the way that everything falls together in each world. my friend pointed out that when miles put his jacket on in earth-42, it was colored purple and black instead of his usual colors, which indicated so much of how he was prowler in this world instead of spiderman. i think it was interesting also to see that switch of character and did you see the way that his face was much more aged as prowler? there were a lot more lines there and he looked more mature in a way. miles morales from earth-1610 had cleaner lines and a lot more chill vibe. also like the character design for miles morales earth 42 holy shit bro that was so cool i cannot even did u see the lines on his chest and the helmet/headpiece thing the way it opened and his hair and voice and omg

ughh don't even mention the ending cuz why did they have to leave on such a cliffhanger like that??? we have to wait until i think next year for the next movie and i will be in the theaters on that premeire night regardless of what i have to get done that night i dont care. im so excited to see what they will do next i can already imagine some of it and its gonna be so beautiful!!!!!!!!!! <333

thanks for reading to the end. i love you guys!

#spiderman #across the spiderverse #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #across the spider verse #spiderverse #gayatri #inspector singh #miguel ohara #peter parker #spiderman no way home #the amazing spider man

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beesmygod · 2 years

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is 9/11 funny? 🤔

im putting a rare CONTENT WARNING on this post for frank discussion of 9/11. there are no pictures (they are linked and no gore), just words.

i feel compelled to answer this since 9/11 was on my mind lately. very american thing to say lol. anyway: i was thinking about the emotional/social disconnect between generations and how difficult it is to convey how vastly and terrifyingly different things became almost instantaneously. american has been in a freefall since, we've all just become accustomed to the perpetual pit in our stomachs.

9/11 is the point i think most people can point to as the moment when america became completely bugfuck insane

in a complete failure of leadership in a time of legitimate fear and confusion, the american right-wing government used the loss of civilian lives as casus belli to start a war predicated on a complete lie with the sole intention of lining their own pockets. 9/11 has been invoked countless times as america's free pass to run roughshod over the middle east, eliminate personal freedoms, RUIN AIRPORTS FOREVER, and enforce a narrative of victimization in which we were attacked by people we trained and armed ourselves. it's insane how fucking bad the bush years were culturally and its honestly hard to convey to a generation that doesnt know what it was like before all of america started suffering from a gas leak. as such, the attack has come to been associated with opportunists, grifters, warhawks, racists, and the biggest monsters in modern, if not all of, history. no exaggeration.

its human nature to want to sully the sacred. for 20 years it was a surefire way to hit ANY conservatives berserk button instantly. then i guess when trump had to account for one of his classic bangers, conservatives decided they didnt give a shit any more

the older and more cynical/internet poisoned i get, the more i start to sincerely believe that the ongoing attempts to shield people from the gruesome reality of what happens to the human body during a violent death has not done much to improve the human psyche. there are plenty of (good) resources and first-hand accounts about how unhealthy it is to repeatedly expose yourself to human death (like, i dont think its good to sit on ogrish and likeleak all day. it is bad to jack it to human suffering and mutilation lol), but now we completely refuse to engage with it at all. this is the part thats complicated for me lol. i dont think people should be FORCED to look at gore. i dont think it makes you a stronger or "better" person. but exposing myself in small doses to The Horrors has given more more of a uhhhh...understanding. as someone who was a kid and lived literally 3000 miles away, the way the culture shifted around me was significantly different than on the east coast. there really is a lot of information that deserves to be known by more people as common knowledge.

dont worry im not 9/11 truthing lmfao. im talking about things like the oral history of 9/11 book which includes an account from an EMS worker who had to argue with a woman who was just lungs and a head over putting a black triage tag on her. the new york times has an enormous archive of survivor accounts detailing how, in the middle of evacuating the second tower after the first plane hit, they were told to go back to work and stay in their seats, leading to an unforgivable number of needless deaths. there's the families that refuse to accept that their loved ones are "jumpers" in attempts to identify them because jumping to your death is suicide and bars you from heaven. can you fucking imagine? the idea of being forced out of a window because of the unbearable heat and into certain death freefall is horrifying enough to even have to contemplate but to have your family members pass judgement on you for it after would be beyond mortifying.

there's a lot i think about when i think about 9/11, even when i clown on it. the man who tried so hard to climb his way to safety and fell to his death while the camera watched helplessly. the scream of the man on the phone with 911 for almost 20 minutes before the tower fell on him. the sheer, impossible to comprehend scale seen in the photos of people hanging out the windows for air. or what it felt like to see the second plane hit; the ice cold terror of realizing this was not a horrible mistake after all.

ehhh but on the other hand

youtube

lol lmfao

#9/11 #[laughing]#long post

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dailydoseoffanfics · 9 months

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damn another spiderverse x reader idea thats crazy

what the title says. i've also thought about this for a while.

SOOOOOOO I PRESENT TO YOU GUYS.......

Spiderverse x reader, but the reader is a magical girl!

Y'know, where they wear a cutesy frilly dress with a cutesy weapon and they transform infront of the villain for 30 seconds while the villain doesn't know what to do? (think of it like sailor moon, cardcaptor sakura, winx club, any precure shows, etc.)

Like, reader was either destined to be one/had no choice or got convinced by one of their mascots. Something like that asdfghjkl;' (mascots are also important too! y'know like how every magical girl has a mentor that is either a cat or just any type of animal...i also imagine like reader's mascot to be some kind of ferret...a talking ferret being a mentor for y/n.....yup 😁.)

ALSO....IMAGINE MAGICAL GIRL READER MEETING ONE OF THE SPIDER PEOPLE??!? (SPECIFICALLY MILES, BUT IT CAN BE ANYBODY TBH)

(ALSO ALSO FORGOT TO CLARIFY, reader isn't exactly like a spider-person, and also isn't like a part of the spider society either no shit sherlock 💀, reader is just a silly fella that possesses powers. however, if you're planning on making this type of story and want reader to be a spider-person AND a magical girl, go ahead! i won't really mind)

ANYWAYS, i can just imagine one of the spider people losing a fight with a random powerful villain, and as a villain about to finish them off, smoke appears out of no where, a silhouette is beating the shit out of the villain and when the villain gets defeated and the smoke clears off, the silhouette reveals to be...... a person with a sparkly and frilly dress with a cutesy wand?

confusion and amazement are evident in the spider-person's face, but before they can question who that person was, that person already vanished. now, the spider-person is determined to find out who reader is.

OKAY OKAY SO you know how in some of the magical girl shows, despite the protagonist having the same hair, face and voice as their civilian form, people for some reason...don't recongize them. Cartoon logic am i right? BUTTTTT, in this case, reader already covered their face!!! so the spider-person will have NO CLUE who they are!!

thats pretty much it! i also think this premise is cool and if you're planning on making this story tag me 😁👍‼️

FORGOT TO MENTION: once again, you don't have to credit me. this was also just another random idea that popped into my head since I have an obssession with magical girl shows lmao

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK AND I'LL SEE YOU LATERRR!!!

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #atsv #itsv #atsv x reader #itsv x reader #x reader #rambles #spider man: across the spider verse #spider man: into the spider verse #spiderverse x reader #premise

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yutaleks · 16 days

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lawyer au characters so far (i think)

noritoshi -> junior prodigy lawyer, higuruma's partner (professionally), reader's future partner (non-professionally)

reader -> noritoshi's judicial assistant

aleks -> idk actually but you're slaying. also i think you should be one of reader's first friends in the firm

yuuta -> mail boy, knows everyone and everyone knows him

nanami -> works at the bakery that's in the same building, goes to manila every year. remembers everyone's birthday

gojo -> owns the firm bc neo baby but he's not a lawyer (To Me)

geto -> works with the police during cases, like miles edgeworth in ace attorney but i forgot the name (gojo is always with him)

shoko -> maybe instead of nurse she does that thing where you're a doctor for corpses, idk the name, mortician?

maki and mai -> lawyers at a rival firm

megumi -> one of the secretaries. has a thing for yuuji and hates everyone (he got the job bc of gojo and tries to get fired every day but it never works)

toge -> failed actor, pays his bills by being the 2nd secretary. eventually dates sukuna and buys a dollar gun. he shoots bills at anyone who annoys him (mostly noritoshi)

sukuna -> rich client, and one of gojo's rivals. he gets milked by toge. toge is a monster. someone send help (there's a scene where toge wants another sex round and sukuna's screams for help fade as we pan on the city)

nobara -> maybe someone's assistant. besties with toge, she takes all the gifts sukuna gives him (because he doesn't want them). dates maki

toji and ijichi should both work in HR imo. good cop bad cop kinda vibe

panda is a (handsome) dude in a furry costume who shows up but no one knows who he actually is. he's like a fever dream

yuuji is the handyman, he repairs tons of stuff and megumi always gets him to climb on a ladder to stare at his ass

higuruma -> senior at the firm, noritoshi's mentor. he tries to get noritoshi to loosen up and he's the one who hired reader

ik it's missing characters but anyway that's a good start

I love how I get to be a character in this AU hehe 🥰 I imagined myself as a paralegal probably, I don’t think I would wanna be a lawyer but doing the research and stuff behind the scenes sounds fun! Plus I get to hang back while the lawyers are at court and shit, more time to sneak into the mailroom 😇 I didn’t realize Gojo owned the firm so THATS why he’s in there doing fuck all LMFAOOOO help LOLOL also YES I love the toge-nobara friendship where toge gets all the gifts from sukuna and just gives them to her 🤣 maki and mai at the rival zenin firm sooo real I love them… Toji and ijichi running HR is SENDING ME I feel like everyone would run to ijichi cause toji is so scary 😭 imagine ijichi and toji hosting a firm-wide potluck and no one will touch Toji’s food cause they think he poisoned it (except yuuta, cause Yuuta’s so polite he would feel bad and eat so much of it) (also I have this personal HC that non-curse-AU Toji likes cooking… so I feel like him and nanami lowkey would have this weird bond over cooking don’t ask me why ok). NOT PANDA BEING THE RESIDENT FURRY. Omg… imagine your lawyer is a furry I’d die laughing omg. I bet yuuta defends him to the ends of the earth, complimenting the quality of his fursuit. I ask yuuta why he knows so much about fursuits and he’s like UHHH NO REASON ☺️.

#i love this AU so much you don’t even know HAHA I think about it so often #lawyer AU #ϟ asking aleksandria #fwb anon

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iheartred · 2 years

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the blackphone x reader

what I think hanging into with them would be like !

m.list !!

cw : platonic relationships for all of these / non gendered(no prns!)

a/n : so I've been quite obsessed with this movie and have decided that I will be writing for it, if you want to request for something specific you can!!

Finney Blake :

Hanging out with him would probably consist of you guys practicing baseball, whether it'd be you throwing the ball and him hitting it or the other way around. You guys would also probably meet up with Robin and just go exploring the neighborhood ☆☆

I also feel like you guys would meet up at a park whenever you guys just don't feel like being at home and bringing your own things so you guys can just sit there and talk about whatever

Robin Arellano :

with him, you guys would probably be sitting inside watching horror movies. Finney would be absolutely horrified but would agree to join just because he wouldn't wanna feel left out

Finney: screaming sobbing and rolling on the sofa

Robin : dude the movie just started

Finney : oh, right

thats how it would go pretty much, but in general you guys have such a blast !!(mainly dissing Finney for being a wimp lol)

Gwen Blake :

Hanging out with Gwen Blake would probably be like a those teen girl movies where they have a sleep over and talk about boys/gossip. Probably more gossip than boy talk, I also feel like Gwen would be very into those dumb scary games where u get paranoid and end up staying up all night. Gwen is an absolute menace and will jump scare you if you ever try to sleep that night

You : Gwenny, my dear friend, what in God's name are you doing

Gwen : standing above you and your other friend as she stares at you menacingly

You : I'm just gonna

Cue you and your other friend running out the room as you get chased by Gwen

Bruce Yamada :

Practicing baseball with this dude is his like go-to. I feel like also going on walks with this guy would be awesome, like he always has something to talk about and would just have a whole conversation with himself if you weren't already there. He would also probably tag you randomly with no warning and start running down the street. Cue screaming from your end because he's so far ahead it's scary.

You : BRUCE.(inhale)YAMADA.(exhale)

Bruce : ignoring you as you very angrily run towards him with every last bit of energy you have left in you

Bruce : yea ???

Then you proceed to drop on the grass infront of him and watch as he panics before you pass out on the floor. Ofcourse your fine, just very exhausted from running like a mile and a half after a guy who's obviously faster than you because he's on the baseball team.

Vance hopper :

It's already a shocker as is that you could even get him to hang out with you. It would probably just be you sitting beside him while he plays his pinball game

You : Dude can we just go to an arcade or something, they have a pinball game there too

Vance : go by yourself if you're so miserable hanging out with me

Ofcourse if you ever want to go somewhere else with this dude you would either have to have the guts to drag him away from his pinball game or ask him another time when he isn't playing it. Though he's a stubborn bastard, I can imagine thats theres never a dull moment with him. This dude doesn't have a curfew or strict parents at all so he goes wherever he wants whenever he wants. Meaning, he'd probably yell at you to go with him somewhere you never know where ofcourse but it's always so fun anyways so it makes up for it

paperboy :

Bike rides ofcourse, I also think he'd be the type to have like a schedule to say when he's free. Like it could be like a Saturday but he'll still have something to do, whether it'd be chores or giving out the daily news papers. Ofcourse you usually help him and you guys do it so well together it's kinda scary. Like you guys are so in-sync while doing these chores it terrifies his parents. When you guys finish he probably puts on some music while you guys do whatever, I can imagine that his parents are usually at work 24/7 giving him freedom over the house till around 6:00pm. He probably goofs off whenever he has absolutely nothing to do

☆ ☆ ☆

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raphwshere · 11 months

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jefferson morales, father of two. (its actually one but he doesnt know thats atm) (this is a character analysis) (its long)

so in the beginning of the movie, its clear that jefferson isnt entirely sure how to interact with miles given the way they interact, specifically in the i love you scene at visions. the drive isnt much better either but the i love you scene. he doesnt approve of miles' incredibly mild vandalism, which like, he is a cop. were gonna ignore that though cause uh, its my post. point is, in the beginning of the film, jefferson doesnt know what to do with miles at all, they love eachother but theres a rift. (this rift is likely caused in part by miles' attachment to aaron but that is for another day)

anyways, i dont have all the screenshots and even if i did, a large amount of the development im about to reference is offscreen. also theres a picture limit.

sometime after he issued the apb for spidey he probably spoke to rio, who probably wouldve helped him process enough to get to the point hes at when he shows up at the miles' dorm for his talk, which because miles was tied up ended up being more of a speech. something about aarons death made him realize that keeping his thoughts about miles and his hope for him locked up could only end badly. he spends to whole movie reaching out to miles, here is where he actually manages a genuine connection. hes just lost his brother, and for all they didnt get along near then end theyre family. jefferson doesnt want to lose miles, thats what this is about. not entirely, but enough.

more time passes, i imagine another talk with rio and some wicked introspection, then hes at the collider. he sees wilson fisk beating up the new spiderman, wilson fisk the philanthropist. throughout the movie its hammered into the audience that between all the spideys, one of the few things they all have in common is that they get back up, the characters know this to. what else is he supposed to do here but say "get up spiderman"?

when they get out of fisk tower, the first thing miles does is call jefferson, heres where i really reccomend you just rewatch the scene buti i will talk about it after this. once spidey shows up, we see that jefferson is mildly uncomfortable and unsure how to react in his presence, its not hard to understand, hes gone from thinking spiderman killed his brother to knowing that he didnt. that and the fact that he saw him save the city and probably the world first hand has the obvious potential to make one uncomfortable.

miles however, is entirely comfortable with talking to him, even going so far as to hug him, mitigating most, if not all, of jeffersons discomfort. now heres the thing, he doesnt know this spiderman, wedont even know if he new peters spiderman. miles has been spidey for a very short time and for most of it hes been wanted. but not only does jefferson allow himself to be hugged, he hugs back. of course from his end its sorta awkward, but still. heres another hug from them just cause i can.

jefferson has always wanted to support miles, we know that from his speech in the dorm, but the way he specifically finds a way to connect with miles though graffiti is different. its fairly safe to assume that part of the reason he specifically went to graffiti is because before aaron died miles did art with him. while there isnt really any evidence jefferson knew specifically what aaron and miles got up to its not a stretch really, he and aaron did graffiti when they were younger and miles is very artistically inclined. id also like to take the time to point out how palpable the relief on their faces is during the call. just cause.

idk where this came from tbh. father-son relationships are very specifically important to me. also this was not written in order but i did rewite the non analyzing parts. this wasnt even supposed to be an analysis but here we are :D im open to criticism btw :)

#into the spider verse #miles morales #i love them sm #i think if i look at this for more than five minutes i may actually break down crying #jefferson morales #jefferson davis #across the spiderverse #character analysis

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eldritch-spouse · 1 year

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Just read that one post on how to REALLY escape from Breg and YIKES the hurt on that one. Like, the dudes getting captured and taken back to the same hell hole he escaped from begging and pleading for YOUR help only to see you just. There. With the other staff. LIKE MY GOD. Dude when i read that i was like YIKESS. That musta stung. Bad.

Like I remember reading another post bout what would happen if Breg was recaptured and how he literally killed himself while thinking of you and how happy he was that he met you and managed to live his life. I’m gonna give props to you cause you ended that post PERFECTLY. How in his final moments he’s thinking of how beautiful you are and how lucky that is like thats fucking heartbreaking.

So imagine when he was getting recaptured, he fucking sees you just talkin to the staff so calmly and the real choker is how you look so… relieved? Like I can’t say this enough but OUCH. Can’t tell what his reaction would be but it’s hurt. A lot of hurt. Like I’m sure he’d be too sad and heartbroken and betrayed to be angry. Maybe angry later, But now? In disbelief and is absolutely devastated. Like all this time you were lying, faking everything? When he thought you loved him when really you just put up with him hoping for the day to get rid of him.

That’s so fucken awful. Cause like ya said (i think) he’d rather die than go back to the facility. So no doubt he’s gonna off himself again all while thinking of what you did. Like god that’s a real stinker. Can’t imagine how that felt. Mans gonna be a whole explosion of emotions, Too overwhelmed to handle it all because he’s just thinking of you you you.

Overall, Props to you. You really know how to write some angsty shit. Like genuinely you write really well done! Because truthfully I’ve been binging to Yer Breg tag and i loved him and all your posts! Can’t wait to get a start on your other works, Got my eye on Morell so i might check him out later lol

Ah, this post and this one.

TW: Heavy angst, mentions of murder and suicide.

It would take so long for him to process it, it really would. One moment, his brain starts trying to close that bubble all over again, trying to erase these last few parts of your relationship and pretend that you really did love him, that what you had was real and beautiful- But then, then this wave of endless fury just consumes him, and the need to kill you keeps rising.

If Breg ever got his hands on you, it would be the ugliest scene imaginable. He's sick over the fact that he can't stop craving your love yet knows what a piece of shit you really are- There's a good chance he'd fuck you to death. Fortunately, he's never making it out again. Count your blessings. And thanks to his initial outbursts courtesy of your betrayal, he'll probably remain restrained all the time, so he can't hurt anyone including himself. Suicide isn't an option anymore.

Not without his teeth, with a stump of tail, declawed and perpetually chained to the wall even inside his own isolated cell. Swallowing your own tongue is a lot harder than it looks, you know? His days are spent wailing, haunted by visions of you even as those hellish fucking pumps drain his cocks for hours at a time. If he had the opportunity to see the other groups of captive breeders, subject M197 would let himself fall to the floor and wait for them to viciously tear him apart, but he knows he'll never be given that mercy.

Even if Breg has dreams of dragging your open skull through miles of asphalt-

At the end of the day, he knows he'll do anything if it meant having you back, you finally accepting him. Everyday his body collects new scars and deformities from his futile attempts at fighting back, his sanity peels apart like rotten wallpaper, and he knows that if you didn't love him then you'll never love him now... But it's the only thing he sees when he spaces out anyway.

Because his brain won't move on, refuses to. Delusion has always been his cope, why would this be any different?

[Thenk! It's always been easier for me to write angst than fluff, I like keeping things dark :7. Morell is one of my favorites, hope you like that nutty fuck.]

#Bregory

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