he is being plagued by visions of DECIMATING that loudmouthed midwesterner box bleach bussy

S'chn T'gai Spock?

more like S'uckin Th'eguys Cock

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

posting old sci fi is fun . I upload a picture of some old guy in an outfit and caption it "ugh CUNT!" and a bunch of gay young adults reblog it with tags like "I want to drown him in a shallow mud puddle 🥺" and then Roy. 50+. Male. reblogs it like "he is so bad ass" and they're both right . we're all living in a beatiful ecosystem together ,❤️

Kirk having no sense of physical boundaries and Spock just standing there 🫥 for it

(Gifs courtesy of the lovely @nikita-mearss)

chris pine brings a sort of bratty sub vibe to jim kirk that star fleet really don't like

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

i wanna tongue fuck the hole spock came out of