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pervertedreams · 2 months

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imagine wanting to ride farleigh for the first time and he noticed u getting tired after a while so he takes over and he’s all mean about it and starts teasing u

afab!reader

and he has this goofy bass in the throat of his laugh, eyes rolling in playful annoyance while the two of you are repositioning. you can’t help but slightly poke your lip out at his mean cackle, back pressed against his fresh satin sheets you look up at him with greedy eyes. already missing the stretch of his girth.

he replaces his smirk with the same pout that plays on your face, curls slightly falling forward so gorgeously framing his cheeks. you can hear the mocking tone laced in his voice, “well you couldn’t ride me. the least you could do is put it in. or are you incapable?” you suck your teeth, hands frantically searching for his shaft. you push your hips forward, manually stuffing yourself with his cock. the two of you push out a similar groan of relief, the pressure of his dick and the tightness of your cunt being just what the two of you need.

his pace is regular not too slow nor fast. he hums with faux sympathy, “it’s so embarrassing you couldn’t even last long enough to ride me. what am i gonna do with you hm?”

you don’t really give a coherent answer, and he chuckles at your poor attempt to respond. a large hand places a firm pressure to your throat, “it’s okay baby you don’t have to answer.” his hips snaps harder against yours, a soft slapping sound coming from the way he’s fucking you. “you just have to take it.”

a strangled moan squeezes past your lips, back hunched when he places a misguided kiss to the corner of your lips, bottom lip barely ghosts against your jaw until his mouth is right under your earlobe. “wait until i tell everyone how pathetic you are.”

#meanie rich bf ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪#answered┆ ➵ ✩ ◛ °#farleigh start smut #saltburn farleigh #farleigh x you #farleigh imagine #farleigh start x reader #farleigh smut #farleigh catton #farleigh x reader #farleigh saltburn #farleigh start #saltburn

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willgrahamscock · 3 months

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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

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william-snekspeare · 8 months

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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔#ferret #comic #digital art #art

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luthienne · 4 months

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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

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acrowseye · 15 days

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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theburialofstrawberries · 8 months

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I do. God help me I do

#the most opinionated top answer Google has shared with me to date #*

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jell-o101 · 7 months

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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

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yamujiburo · 3 months

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clothes shopping!

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #jessie #delia ketchum #my art #inspired by my answer to a previous ask

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 2 months

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From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."

[Terry Pratchett laughing]

#good omens #gointerviewedit #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #terry and neil #terry interview #interview #neil interview #gnu terry pratchett #neil gaiman dream dangerously #fun fact #btb #dream dangerously #❤#neil about terry #grasshopper the answer is there in the question #ixi says ngk

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tinystepsforward · 2 months

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Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

#it is 3am so sorry for bad editing #goodnight #tony answers #tumblr meta

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pervertedreams · 1 year

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eddie tying his hair with reader’s panties to eat her out <3

his pamela anderson moment ♡

you whining is coming from more than just eddie suckling on your puffy mound, you can hardly see his face and he’s having the same problem. there’s nothing more attractive then watching the way you get each other off. seeing your face scrunch up and relaxen every time he moves his tongue the way you like, watching you bite your swollen lips when nothing but pure euphoria blooms throughout your entire body. the way he rolls his eyes and groans because he’s so into it, he simply can’t get enough of you.

but unfortunately in the moment that’s not entirely the case. you’ve tried holding his hair in a makeshift ponytail, and few strains falling at the sides of his face. but the longer you hold him there the more uncomfortable it gets. you drop your hands to your sides and let out a small huff. you’re pouting down at eddie, lazily whipping his bangs from his face, “i can’t see you.”

eddie pulls off of you with a lewd squelching sound, giving your inner thigh a small nibble before placing his chin on your knee. he can’t help but grin when you let out a small squeal. he briefly scans the room with only his eyes, to lazy to actually look around. “you don’t have any hair ties?” you do the same as him, mimicking the lazy scanning, “you can check the vanity.”

the bed shifts and creaks beneath him as he untangles himself from you, tall frame waltzing over to your messy vanity. he scanning through hair clips, barrettes, jewelry and other miscellaneous items but not a hair tie or scrunchie in sight. he looks over his shoulder at you with a dramatic face if disbelief, “what kind of girl are you? no hair ties at all?” his tone is playful. you tell him to shut up before throwing your thong from earlier at him.

he catches it in his hands and it’s like a little light bulb flickers above his head. he pacing over back to the bed, sitting on his knees in between your legs. bringing your thong behind his head, and twisting the satin fabric around his locks into a sloppy bun. and now you share a real look of disbelief. he can physically see your walls clench and pulsate, and he takes that as a sign to finish his job.

#this was such a cool ask #answered┆ ➵ ✩ ◛ °#eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson smut #eddie munson concept #eddie munson stranger things #eddie munson x fem reader #eddie munson x black!reader #my work┊ ˚➶ ｡˚

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willgrahamscock · 1 month

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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

#alex answers #hope that helps

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stingrayextraordinaire · 6 months

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Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

#i started questioning how to spell it myself #but again... at least they knew the right answer #i love them endlessly #teacherblr #teacher life #teaching #english class #english teacher #grammar #literature #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #william shakespeare #language #tragedy

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ineed-to-sleep · 4 months

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Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

#I'm not even gonna ask if any of these have already been done the answer is probably yes fjckkckck #does not matter tho I llovve them <33 #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #sleepyscribble #oc.nawen #ship: narion

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tamarrud · 3 months

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Do you think there shouldn’t be a Jewish state at all? Not even in a different continent?

You might need to sit down for this one but ethnostates shoud not exist, regardless of what continent they might be on lmao

The existence of an ethnostate by default means the subjugation and violence committed against other groups of people and you cannot name anywhere, definitely not a continent, where a homogenous ethostate can be established without displacing the people already living there who are not part of the ethnic group.

The only way this can ever be achieved is through ethnic cleansing and you're literally asking me if I'm in favour of that and the answer is fuck no

#answered: palestine

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