Do you think Achilles' horses talked to Patroclus more than they ever talked to him? Do you think every time Achilles walked into his own stables it looked like this
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Incorrect Moon Knight Quotes
Jake: I'd love to eat steak every night but most of the time I have frozen chicken rings.
Steven: What the fuck?!
Marc: That's not real!
Jake: A chicken ring?
Marc: Get right outta town.
Steven: Can you elaborate?
Jake: It's like a chicken tender that has been bent into a circle.
Steven: Just in case you wanna wear it like a bracelet for snacking on the go?
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Thinking about Griff about to go off on his own to whistleblow the fact his country has been kidnapping children from other ones for their own gain
But before he can send the letter and disappear, Katya gets in front of him super pissed because she already knew something was up from how he was acting. And she refuses to let him go anywhere until he explains himself, and then she's like "Absolutely not, you are not dealing with any fallout alone."
And then the two start to argue because he doesn't want her caught up in any of this and get hurt, and she doesn't want him to carry this burden alone and doesn't want to lose him
And Griff is still fully convinced that he's an awful person who doesn't deserve any atonement or redemption or her, but Katya is like "You're so much of a better man than you believe you are. Please I am begging you to let me keep supporting you, no matter what happens."
And he eventually yields because this has basically turned into an stoppable force vs an immovable object situation due to both being set in their decisions
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TASM!Peter phone sex drabble will drop tomorrow.
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I think one of the biggest tragedies of Laios & Falin and their relationship is how much his actions impact her life. But like. Specifically how much they WOULDN’T impact her life as much if they weren’t both stuck in such a shitty abusive situation.
This part of the Falin-tries-makeup daydream hour comic is what got me thinking about it again because truly it just... it seems like such a like an offhand comment that I'm sure Laios didn't mean to be cruel or anything. That's just like. A little kid not thinking about what they are saying. ESPECIALLY when the kid in question is Laios.
But man they depended on each other SO much as kids. Too much. It really feels like they didn't have any other source of positive reinforcement, or anyone else to share themselves with. So of course an offhand comment like that has a huge impact on Falin.
Or this little bit from one of the flashbacks:
This tears me apart. Do you think it tears him apart to think about? I think it does. I think Laios holds every small failure to care for Falin against himself.
And then there's the Bigger stuff. The way that him coping with his own trauma ended up impacting her.
Like his interest in monsters. Like him going to find a ghost, and accidentally revealing Falin's magic to the whole village in the process.
Like him needing to leave. And leaving her behind.
He shaped her life so much, and he carries so much guilt for it. And again, there should have been other people there to help. The same things that made Laios need to leave home are the things that made his leaving so hard on Falin. She ate alone after that. She shouldn't have had to eat alone just because Laios wasn't there.
She was 9 when he left for school, and he was 11.
Nine. And Laios feels like he failed her because he didn't stand by her through this better. As an eleven year old.
Both of these kids deserved so much better from the world.
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nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it
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a comic about wine, a wager, and reconnecting through your weird kids
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this behemoth of a comic is finally done - and just in time for zoros birthday huehue. initially i wanted to make a zolu introspective from an outsider POV and was like you know who would have really funny input on this … mihawk. and then it spiraled into seven pages of mishanks sitting and talking. i thought it would be funny if mishanks ended up doing self imposed couples therapy the day mihawk brought luffys bounty bc well. its kind of hilarious to think abt mihawk realizing shanks was onto something all those years ago after he meets zoro and luffy. like sure this new generation is batshit crazy but my god are they cooking. anyways. cheers. get some kids
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house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man
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OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know
bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise
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