#and then this happened lol
Text
my favorite problematic senior citizens
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age dreadwolf#solas dragon age#solas#flemeth#mythal#solavellan#lmao there’s solavellan there#this is a commission break doodle got wayyyyy ambitious#i was having a really bad art block but then something hit me#i was like damn i need to draw my fave gilf of all time flemeth but then i thought yea i should put solas too#and then this happened lol#what is flemeth holding? she’d using a phone (don’t ask me how just go with it)
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
a pic i drew for my barthouse soulmate one-shot “our special song”
#tbh i started drawing it bc i wanted to draw bart in one cool sweater i saw#and then this happened lol#milhouse x bart#bart x milhouse#barthouse#bart simpson#milhouse#milhouse van houten#the simpsons
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
“My father yells at me for being a disappointment, I don’t think he has time for sex education.”
#LMAO#discord comm#n knows like 0 about sex and I said that Ghetsis wouldn’t have told him anything about it bc why would he#and then this happened LOL#ic. — | n (atural) harmonia gropius#suggestive
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
@acalculatedfuture continued from [x]
"Oh? I thought I made it very publicly clear that I'm down to fuck. Or did you need a personal invitation?
Fine then. If you want something up your ass that feels a whole lot better than that stick, I'm more than happy to provide. Maybe you'll even learn how to relax a little."
#acalculatedfuture#Tarnished Metal (Val)#they were getting along relatively well#and then this happened lol
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front
#it keeps happening across several different fandoms. got a couple curious lookyloos on my sanguine throwback comic earlier LOL#shebbz shoutz
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
59K notes
·
View notes
Text
birds of a feather
#totk#loz#link#tulin#totk spoilers#my comics#my art#it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die#anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant”#also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day#(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol)#theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell#they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation#idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd#broke this one up also so its more viewable too#sparks art
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."
Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.
These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!
Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!
Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.
So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.
#obligatory disclaimer that this really really obviously is not universal#I do live in a major progressive city#there's definitely a level of a liberal bubble effect here#but it's still really powerful to see it#because even in a major liberal enclave there were so many limits on the gender roles and homophobia etc. etc. fronts#and also the limits of the oppressive weight of obligatory teen apathy lol#seriously go gen z. so glad you guys decided cringe is dead. I love you for that so much#and I love it for you#not news#life#hope#homophobia#sexism#teens#teenagers#progress#gen z#btw if it wasn't clear I'm a#millennial#plush toy#plushie#squishmallows#build a bear#stuffed animal#like the idea of almost any teenager much less teenage boys#saying IN FRONT OF THEIR PEERS#that they are excited about their STUFFED ANIMALS#when I was a teenager#?????#cannot imagine that ever happening.
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
this might be a hot take but i think we should still be required to wear masks on airplanes
#my parents got covid for the first time from flying back in february :/#i still haven’t gotten it but i fly a lot and i flew today and there was barely anyone masked#covid hasn’t stopped happening lol#yeehaws
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
to any nonbinary people reading this, never forget:
you can collect SOUL by striking enemies. once enough SOUL is collected, you can hold B to focus SOUL and regain health.
#ghost town... 2!#hollow knight#idk my brain hurts lmao. too much beat saber. sorry if someone's already made this joke lol it happens
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
This season, on Hermitcraft...
(speedpaint)
#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^#hermitcraft#rendog#vintagebeef#tangotek#i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season#i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna#edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#mcyt#fanart#special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this#(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Least favorite phenomenon
#furry art#furry#anthro art#anthro#comic#koboldfactory#the fact that i have seen this happen way more than once sucks lol like who cares
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:
writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type
writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type
#yea that’s what happens when i imagine it lol#writing#fanfic#fanfic writing#authors#fanfic authors#ao3 stuff
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
*future percabeth staring at their baby*
percy: sooo… you think he’s got powers?
annabeth: hard to say. he’s young. it’s definitely too early to tell.
percy: *slowly moves crossword puzzle towards baby*
annabeth: percy! our 2 week old is not going to be able to do a crossword!
percy: hey you never know! he has your hair. we could have a little genius!
annabeth: seaweed brain he doesn’t even realize he has hands yet!
*a few minutes later*
annabeth: *looks around to make sure percy isn’t in the room*
annabeth whispering: okay sweetie, you see this cup of water? show mommy if you can make something happen!
#leo: why don’t you guys just like… throw him in the pool or something and see what happens#annabeth: you will not be babysitting#percabeth babies#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#lol
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
three is a pattern, shanks!
#i made a joke abt this in a fic i posted recently then thought it'd be funny to make art for it lol#shanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#buggy the clown#uta#one piece uta#monkey d luffy#buggy the genius jester#kid luffy#if shanks had a nickel for every time a kid accidentally ate a devil fruit around him#he'd have three nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened three times.
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Rest of the comic is under the cut, because LONG :0
Also! Content warnings for body horror, guns, blood(although in black and white) and just...horror in general tbh
Operation "Fall of the Hooded Hawk": For situations where one half of skk has to shoot without having clear vision, and relies on the direction of their partner. In this case, Chuuya was giving Dazai coordinates of where to fire by tapping against his ear. (It's kind of like a trust fall)
I scripted a whole followup conversation with more explanation of what exactly the mirror was, and just general context, but this comic has gotten so long that I'm gonna write that as a short scene in prose, because it's mostly dialogue and if I try to draw it all then I think my hands will secede from my body lol — I'll probably be able to get that done in the next couple of days. But in the meantime, thanks for reading! :D
(3/5/24 edit: Followup convo is done!)
#the horrors comic#bsd#my art#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#soukoku#skk#bungou stray dogs#body horror cw#horror cw#blood cw#weapons cw#gun cw#aaaaand now i need a nap lol#this sure got long for a comic that happened on accident!#hope y'all are having a good day :D
4K notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
oakvillehvac
Dakota johnson
hqsportwear357
Untitled
lonesomedreamer
another stubborn scorpio
d3add0vedonoteat
Cosmic
zucchinibean
anime is cool i guess