#and then i get to see said girlfriend which will make me feel 1000% better
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Clearly you’d rather be with her part 2
This picture inspired the angst for this fic.
UGHHH ALEXIA😒🙄
When you had told alexia you needed a break and space she had thought you meant just for that time, but you had gone all week and ignored her and she didn’t know where you were. She called all her friends and your friends to ask about you including Olga, which was not a good idea. Olga went on an hour rant about how Alexia deserved better than you even using herself as an example, alexia didn’t pay attention to that but she did think Olga was right.
The word cup final match had come around and it was strange for alexia, she was always used to you messaging her Good luck and ow much you love her ,and you would see her again the game, but this morning she didn’t receive anything.
She was actually missing you a lot and reflecting on what you said but Olga’s words got to her and she was back to being mad at you, she actually started to feel a certain way towards Olga which she had never felt. She was scared about this feeling.
When alexia had gotten to the game she had seen her family and friends which included Olga obviously, but a little higher on the stands she had noticed a familiar figure, YOU.
You still came to the game despite everything, you knew how important it as and how bummed Alexia felt at the fact that she wasn’t able to play when she felt discomfort in her knee again. She smiled a little at you not wanting to get the wrong intention, but u smiled back and mouthed the words “ good luck” t her. She felt a little giddy inside at the fact that you showed up and smiled at her she truly did love you despite everything. But she then realized that’s the feeling she was having with Olga, she immediately felt nauseous at that thought , her eyes went to Olga’s and Olga smiled at her and made a heart towards Alexia and she smiled back doing the same, not realizing you were watching that entire interaction. You got so mad at that, really after you ignoring and ghosting her she still hasn’t changed, wow you were truly foolish, you thought this plan to come was dumb.
They won, Spain won the cup, you were so proud of al of them and Alexia despite how you felt. Afterwards all of the team were going around to family and celebrating, alexia was so caught up in her excitement she immediately ran to her family and then in the process hugged Olga not forgetting to leave quite a long kiss on her cheek and the hug wad quite long to. You didn’t know how to feel was it out of friendliness or what but you also felt shitty as you are still her girlfriend she didn’t even think about you but went t Olga , after a while they she reached her hand to Olga and they held hands so a while, you were now fuming you felt so fed up and you had made your decision, you and alexia aren’t meant to be her match was Olga clearly, she clearly loved her more than you, her actions spoke a 1000 words even though Alexia never said anything. You stood up and walked out into the lobby, alexia saw you stand and leave and was confused , why were you leaving already she hadn’t spoken to you yet, she cut her greeting short and ran up to find you quickly. She found you just before you exited and stopped you.
“ wait, amor, where are you going? Why are you leaving already,?” she asked.
You truly were dumbfounded at her questions, was she really that oblivious?
“ Are you seriously asking me that question? You completely ignored me once again like you always do for HER, I’m tired of being your second opinion, I’m your girlfriend why do I have to be the second opinion over that girl. What is wrong me with, why do you make me feel so invisible whenever she is around, am I not enough , what do I lack that she has, she doesn’t all that much greater than I do!”, you yelled and questioned .
You felt bad at the comment you made about her looks, but you were so angry and it was the truth she wasn’t that much more beautiful than you so what attracted alexia to her so much.
“What is wrong with, why would you say that about her, who have you become?”, says alexia
“ Oh wow that’s all you think about is her and her feelings, what about me I’m here to you know, om tired of you invalidating my feelings, how many times do I have to say this!”, you scream
Well the universe was truly not on you side as you see Olga approaching you’ll. This made everything a whole lot worse you felt like a tea pot steaming.
“ Why do you have to come and ruin Alexia’s day, you knew how important this was to her and yet you came to ruin what is wrong with you, why don’t you value you relationship, Alexia is already out of your league , just appreciate what you get, you are so ungrateful!”, Olga yelled at you.
If speechless was a person it would be you, more at the fact that alexia just stood there doing nothing. You just looked between the two of them and laughed, you wanted to walk away but no you weren’t gonna be the good guy anymore.
“ Firstly this is a conversation between my girlfriend and I something you seem to forget a lot so you have not right butting in and giving your 2 cents that wasn’t asked and needed for. So kindly mind your business and not mine or alexia’s at that matter. I’m done with you inserting yourself in this relationship its obnoxious and annoying!”, you told her.
Alexia was shocked she’d never seen you like this or heard you talk like this she felt proud but after looking at Olga’s “hurt” expression she immediately got defensive and told you off.
“ she’s not meddling but doing something you should defending me and reasoning and being considerate, it’d my big day and all you did was think about yourself, you are obnoxious and man speaking to her like that, I don’t know who you have become but I don’t like this , take Olga as a role model and learn from her instead of judging this is how you should be.”, alexia said
You wanted to break down and cry right there but you weren’t gonna give Olga that satisfaction seeing that smirk on her face. You looked at alexia and said
“ well then why don’t you date her, because I’m done I can do this anymore living in her shadow, clearly you’d rather be with her.”, you replied
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Jason 13 au memes part two
Bruce: *slams a door on accident*
Batfam: you slam door on Brood? YOU SLAM DOOR ON BROOD LIKE GROUNDINGS???! OH!! OH JAIL FOR FATHER!!! JAIL FOR FATHER FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!
Jason 13, calling Danny on speed dial: JAIL FOR FATHER!!!!
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Kitty:
Jason:
Kitty: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE!!!!!
Jason: to be fair, I forgot???
Kitty: speaking of which, hows that going out for you?
Jason: it's been....emotional.....not to mention the whord of shades trying to mother hen me 24/7
Kitty: I've been meaning to ask you about those.
Jason: I thought you wanted to talk about our relationship?
Kitty: we have communication rings, we can do that later. I'm more worried about the tall intimidating city spirit behind you.
Jason: oh that's just Gotham
Kitty:
Gotham: *tall black lady that can kick your ass* ;)
Kitty, sweating:
Jason: don't worry, she's nice. She's just a litte over protective of her kids.
Kitty: there's MORE of you????
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Kitty:
The batfam:
Kitty, surrounded by baby ghost cores like stray kittens: I don't know what's worse. How much they look like you or the inane urge to just adopt them all, oh nooooooooooo!!
Jason: now you know how it feels old man.
Bruce: *confused in bat*
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Kitty:
Catwoman:
Kitty: crimes?
CatWoman: hell yes, kitten!
[LATER]
Jason: WHO THE FUCK DYED MY SUIT PINK?!?!?!
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Kitty: you know considering my name it's a little odd that you're the one being all cat like.
Jason, laying his head on her lap while she cards through his hair: shut uuup, it's not like I can ask anyone else for attention like this. It'd be weeeeiiiird.
Kitty: *sighs* better hope you didn't leave your comm on.
Jason:
Kitty: Johnny.
Jason: I can't remember if I turned it off or not
Dick: you know little wing, if you wanted attention you could've just asked-
Jason: SHIT!!!!!!
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Spectra: so are you still dating him or..?
Kitty: you know? We died basically around the same time and we were introduced to each other first before anyone else, so we kinda just stuck together. And really everyone had kinda just started calling us boyfriend and girlfriend, and we just didn't think otherwise to correct them.
Ember: wait, so you two HAVEN'T been dating??
Kitty: it was never official, if anything it was an ongoing bet to see how long it would last before people started to notice. We're more like.....siblings but not quite. Or emotional support ghosts for each other.
Spectra: that....actually makes a lot of sense. You two are hardly seen without the other and you haven't exactly been dead for long, so it would make sense you're still settling down from the trauma of dying.
Kitty: did you just psychoanalise me?!
Spectra: You basically gave it to me on a silver platter!! It's a force of habit!!!
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Jason: hey squishy
Blob ghost in Johnny 13's bike: ?
Jason: think you can get this blob ghost out of my corpse-
Squishy: *Rev's backwards out of the bat cave*
Jason: ouch! Not even my own pet will help a zombie out.
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Danny: so how you feelin Jason?
Jason, sarcastically: oh just great, I've only had ONE murderous breakdown this week due to Zom!
Danny: Zom????
Jason: the blob ghost possessing me.
Danny: You named it????!
Jason: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?! IT'S A FREAKING BLOB GHOST, IT'S NOT LIKE IT HAD A NAME BEFORE!!!!!
Danny:
Jason:
Danny: I'm telling frostbite-
Jason: Don't you DARE!
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Dick: Hey, Jason? Can you come over? I need your help.
Jason, muffled by a humming noise: sorry, I don't think that'll be possible at the moment?
Dick: what do you mean by that Jay, and what is that sound?
Jason, swallowed into the shadows and getting fussed over by the shades: would you believe me if I said I got readopted by shades?
Dick: U Wot?
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Batman: Jason, what's this about shades adopting you??
Jason: look I didn't ask for it, it just happened.
Bruce: and are they....good? Parents?
Jason: well they like putting me in shadow jail alot.
Batman: Shadow jail?????
Jason: not to mention the constant babying-
Bruce: WHAT?!?!
Jason: ?! Jeez Bruce!! Wha-
Bruce: YOU LET THEM BABY YOU?!?!?!
Jason:
Bruce: I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT SINCE THE FIGHTING STARTED!!!!
Jason: .....are-are you JEALOUS?!
Bruce:
Bruce >:'(
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Dick: ok, so to recap! *pulls out a projector and a Google slide document*
Dick: Jason got reanimated by something going awry and messing with reality, accidentally reviving Jason. *click* He gets scooped up by Talia and revives him fully. *click* this leaves him with powers and uncontrollable emotional problems *click* apparently he can talk to ghosts and they are often friendly to him back. *click* so much so, according to Jason himself, he has been adopted by the entirety of the ghost population in Gotham *click* including the SPIRIT of Gotham herself.
*it's a vague drawing of what Gotham looks like*
Dick: any questions?
Tim: yeah, uh. Who's that?
Danny: hi! :D
Dick: no clue, next question!
Danny: I'm phantom! I used to beat Jason up when he used to go by Johnny 13!
Batfam:
Cass: does the Lazarus pit taste like lemonade?
Dick: no, it tastes more like sprite.
Duke: wait-how do you-
Dick: NEXT QUESTION!
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Jason, 'living on his own':
The Shades: :)
Squishy: :)
Gotham sometimes: :)
Kitty: :P
Danny: >:)
The various bird and/or bat: :)
Damien: :
Ember: lmao I'm the older one now! >:D
Spectra: (usually only when Kitty shows up)
Skulker: (target practice training) >:)
Technus: (built Johnny's bike believe it or not) >:)
The box ghost: (this man has dad energy, change my mind) >:)c
The lunch lady: (every growing ghost needs proper calories!) :)
Jason: ...............I need a bigger house....
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Batman steps into the batcave to see green fire everywhere, Jason in his ghost form, and Damien trying to stab him with a sword.
Damien: it was Todd's idea!
Jason: Damien, you fucking snitch!
Batman: language!
Damien: yeah Hood, watch your fucking language!
Batman: DAMIEN!
(Reference to this)
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Jason: remind me why you're here again?
Danny: what? Like I can't visit my favorite Rouge?
Jason: I thought that was plasmius?
Danny: he's my arch nemesis, not a rouge! He doesn't count!
Jason: if you say so. But why am I your favorite, and I'm pretty sure I no longer qualify to be one of your rouges?
Danny: dude you're the only one I can have a serious conversation about! Vlad's a fruitloop!!
Jason: yeah but at least he knows what he's taking about half the time.
Danny: psh. 'Half the time'
Danny:
Danny: you can still turn into Johnny, right?
Jason: I mean if I concentrate real hard I guess? But it'll take a lot of energy.
Danny: wanna convince Vlad he's going insane?
Jason: only if I can record it.
Danny: DEAL!
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speak nowww
Slytherin Boys as Speak Now Songs
*in perspective of their relationship with you AND their personality. and why*
here's speak now (tv ofc), 1989 is on the way; which taylor swift album should i do next?
(mattheo riddle, draco malfoy, theo nott, lorenzo berkshire)
slytherin boys masterlist nav
mattheo riddle as Better Than Revenge
best lyric(s) - "she should keep in mind there is nothing I do better than revenge" + "she underestimated just who she was stealing from"
explanation - so, as stated in ttpd version (here), mattheo has a lot of pent up frustration and anger. so he's really good at getting back at people. especially when he gets into a relationship with a partner he really cares about and they ask him not to be mean or attack people for no reason. then he has to channel all his efforts into just getting back at people who bother him. (even though sometimes bothering him is just looking at him even slightly sideways).
w/ his partner - with his partner, mattheo has absolutely no regrets or qualms about being an absolute menace to society. since he began dating them, he's been much less volatile than his normal self, but whenever people get a little too cocky and do absolutely anything at or to you, all bets are off. then mattheo feels that its necessary to step up and remind people that he's still the dark lord's son and he will be the dark lord's son if he has to.
draco malfoy as Speak Now
best lyric(s) - "don't say yes, run away now, ill meet you when you're out" + "horrified looks from everyone in the room but i'm only looking at you"
explanation - I feel like draco is the kind of guy who would totally 1000% crash your wedding if you were ever marrying someone other than him. (*I just read this theo fic abt him crashing readers wedding, ill try and find it and link it here*) But anyways, he would totally crash your wedding. like at first he would feel really bad for even thinking about it but then he would legit just stroll into the chapel like "you can't marry him, you're supposed to marry me" even if he like never mentioned anything about his feelings for you. he mentioned them in his way aka glaring at you slightly less intense than he does everyone else. how could you not notice that he was in love with you?
w a partner - def more silly and cute than anything, but i like to think that when you first started dating (esp if youre a gryff or a huffle) draco would make it his personal mission to embarrass the hell out of you by saying the most out of pocket things in front of like the other slytherins or just in the middle of class as loudly as possible. he just likes to see the little blush on your cheeks whenever he says something that he most definitely should not be saying out loud.
theodore nott as Electric Touch
best lyric(s) - "all I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life" + "I'm tryin hard not to look like I'm trying"
explanation - theo is that guy thats scared of commitment. (sorry to all the theo girlies me included but we gotta admit it at some point). it's not that he doesn't care about his partner, it's just that he's terrified of commitment. there's way too much that could go wrong. he learned very early on that you could do everything right, love someone completely, treat them wonderfully, and then they could just die. but bc his mother passed at such a young age he has a very distorted point of view on this because in his head, he's like but what if they just die???
w/ a partner - that being said, when theo finds that person that's like the one for him, he wants to commit so bad. and he puts all of his effort into it, like he'll call you his girlfriend, he'll spend an exorbitant amount of money on you, he'll even buy you a damn ring, but he won't let you get emotionally close to him. and it kind of freaks him out when he finds himself wanting you to know him in that way. when you finally confront him about one day and he's like, what if you just like died?? and you're just sitting there across from him like '...'
theo, wtf? i'm not just gonna like keel over one day.
after that he kind of lets you in a little and after a few months when he's sure you're not just gonna suddenly fall over, then he's completely fine and continues on like nothing ever happened. (its a little amusing in the hindsight of it all)
lorenzo berkshire as Dear John
best lyric(s) - "don't you think 19's too young to be played by your dark twisted games" + "cause you burned them out, but I took your matches before fire could catch me"
explanation - I don't think it's really talked about enough how much emotional support that enzo needs. his own family aside, he still grew up around death eaters and that surely cannot be healthy for a guy. so when he finally is an adult, i like to think that he looked into some kind of therapy option wizard, muggle, or otherwise. i think that he probably also struggled a little with the friends that he lost during the entire ordeal that he wishes he could've saved (almost like survivor's guilt)
w a partner - so when it comes to a partner, i really think that he needs someone who sees him. that's really important to him that he's with someone that he could just let go with and not have to worry about always being either grinning or stonefaced. He'd like to be able to feel his entire range of emotions without hindrance and he's only really gonna feel safe to do that with a partner.
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butterflies — part six.
pairing: rafe cameron x female reader
summary: after returning home from college for the summer, y/n runs into rafe cameron and the two form an unlikely relationship.
word count: ~ 1000
a/n: i was listening to taylor swift’s lover album while writing this which will become very obvious towards the end haha. only a few more chapters left! masterlist.
Rafe’s not even sure how Emma came back into his life. He’s convinced one of his frat brothers saw him moping around and called her up, assuming (incorrectly) that he was still hung up on her.
In reality, Rafe was still trying to get over you and how everything went down. It wasn’t ideal, and he was miserable on most days, but he still believed that leaving you alone was the best thing he could’ve done.
That is, until he found out that Emma had been lying to him.
To backtrack, she had simply showed up at the golf course one day to announce that she was in town for the week.
“Emma? What are you doing here?” he had asked.
“My father’s here on business, thought I would tag along. Maybe see a familiar face… and I was right,” she winked.
Rafe could hardly believe it. Here was this girl who had broken his heart, reentering his life as he was going through yet another heartbreak.
But heartbreak makes one lonely, and it was unfair for him to refuse Emma’s company under the premise that he was “taken” by you, because he wasn’t. Rafe knew he had to move on eventually, he just wasn’t expecting to do it with his ex-girlfriend.
She’s only staying for a week, Rafe thought to himself. It’s totally fine that she’s sleeping over. And we’re going out to eat together. And people on the island are starting to speculate.
To make things clear, Rafe and Emma are not sleeping together. They’re not even holding hands. The furthest they’ve gotten is a side hug and the occasional hand brush, courtesy of Rafe’s boundary settings. He would probably die if you saw him and Emma out in public being touchy with each other. As for everyone else in town, he didn’t care who saw or what they thought.
Even after a month, you were still the only person in town he cared about.
Unfortunately for him, and maybe purposefully by Emma, one week became two. Two became three. Soon, she had her own place at the Cameron dinner table.
“So, are you like Rafe’s girlfriend now?” Wheezie asked Emma once.
Rafe coughed, “Oh, no-”
At the same time, Emma responded, “Actually, I was his girlfriend last semester. We just took a little break, didn’t we, Rafe?”
Emma smiled sweetly at Rafe, who, refusing to start any discourse in front of his family, simply nodded.
Sarah was frowning.
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Later that night, Rafe revisited the conversation Emma had with Wheezie at the dinner table.
“Listen, Emma, I don’t know what we are or even what we’re doing right now, but I don’t think it’s dating. Do you?”
“I don’t know, I don’t think we’re just friends either. There’s too much history between us,” she said.
“But that’s just it,” Rafe sat up. “It’s too much history to get past, how are we supposed to just move on like nothing happened? How am I supposed to move on like you didn’t break my heart?”
“Rafe, I’m here now,” Emma said quietly. “I’m sorry I hurt you, you know I loved you.”
“Did you? Did you love me or did you love being with me?” Rafe’s voice was growing louder, he couldn’t help it. “Because when push came to shove, you didn’t fight for me. You let me go.”
“Look, are you talking about that guy you saw me with after the breakup? Because he meant nothing to me, he was just a rebound.”
“Great, like that makes me feel better. Emma, what are you really doing back here?” Rafe sighed.
“I missed you,” she murmured. “I didn’t actually expect to see you when I came here with my dad, but I really, really wanted to. And when I did, I was so happy, I didn’t know how to approach the situation. I just want to be back in your life.”
Rafe felt as though the universe was playing a trick on him. A few months ago, he would’ve hung on every last word that came from Emma’s lips. Now, they all sounded like empty promises and half-hearted lies.
“You deserve better,” was what you had told him at the beginning of the summer. He didn’t believe you then, but it seemed so much clearer now.
“Emma, I can’t do this again. You know it’s not going to end well,” Rafe began.
“Is this because of Y/N?” Emma interrupted.
“What? How do you know Y/N?” Rafe felt his heartbeat quickening at the mention of your name.
Emma stammered, “I-I heard Wheezie and Sarah talking about her.”
Now, Rafe knew Emma was lying. Ever since your fight, his sisters had been careful not to mention your name around the house.
“Please, no more lies.”
“Fine,” Emma’s features hardened. “She may or may not have called you.”
“Are you kidding me?” Anger was now radiating from Rafe. “When?”
“Like last week, I don’t know,” her voice trailed off.
“And you didn’t think to tell me?”
“I didn’t think it was important!” she said defensively.
“It’s not up to you to decide what’s important and what’s not!” Rafe put his hands up to his face in frustration, looking around for his phone.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m calling her back,” he said. “You should leave. Goodbye, Emma.”
“Rafe-”
“I’m serious. Please don’t make this harder than it has to be.”
The two were quiet for a moment. Rafe trying to stabilize his heart rate and Emma trying to gather her thoughts.
“Fine, I’ll leave. But can I ask you one last thing?” She looked on the verge of tears.
“Yeah.”
“Do you love her?”
Rafe used to think love was burning red: violently passionate, ready to explode at any given time. But he was wrong, it’s golden, like daylight.
“I think I do.”
And for the first time in a long time, he smiled, a real and true Rafe Cameron smile. The one that you had fallen in love with.
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I had some writers block on that time travel fic I'm working on so I decided to write something short and silly to try to work through it. So, have ~1000 words of Steve and Robin where Steve was the time traveler.
Much gratitude to @sharpbutsoft for editing. I promise I'll work on the actual fic now.
“Hey, Robin?”
Why the hell did Steve Harrington know her name? Robin wasn’t a complete nonentity at school, but she should be beneath the notice of his crowd.
“Robin, can I talk to you for a minute?” He was persistent, she’d give him that.
“Fine. What do you want, Dingus?” Robin waited a good ten seconds while he stared at her dumbly. “Nothing? Okay, well that was a waste of my time.”
She turned to leave and Harrington grabbed her shoulder.
“Sorry, I just.” He let her go and ran his fingers through his hair. “Look, can we go somewhere and talk in private?”
Most girls in the school would sacrifice a limb to get Steve Harrington to look at them the way he was looking at her. Like she was the only other person in the world. Robin, though, could see everyone else in the hallway watching them. Maybe alone was better.
She nodded, and he led her into an empty classroom. He didn’t seem any more eager to begin explaining than he had been in the hall.
“So?” Robin prompted him.
“So, you may have heard Nancy and I broke up.” She had. It had been the talk of every girls’ bathroom for the last week. “Um, Nancy Wheeler, I mean-”
“I know who Nancy Wheeler is.” Hawkins High was not a big school.
“Right. Anyway, now that I’m not dating Nance, and Carol’s not scaring them all off by being Carol, I keep getting cornered by girls.”
“Poor you?” It was hard to feel too much sympathy. Robin would love it if girls were clamoring to ask her out.
“I know, I know, there are worse problems to have.” At least he realized it. “But I’m not interested in any of them and I need a little space.”
“And you think my mellophone is some sort of magic horn that will keep them away?” There were probably less ridiculous ideas, but Robin liked the sound of this one. “Because I'm pretty sure the instrument you’re thinking of is bagpipes, which I do not know how to play. Though, not being able to play may make them work even better. So if you’re asking me to follow you around with bagpipes to keep the girls off you, my answer is I’ll try, as long as you provide the pipes.”
“Actually, I was hoping you’d be willing to pretend to be my girlfriend.”
Robin could not have heard that correctly.
“I'm sorry, what?”
“You know, like we’d eat lunch together and I’d take you out to dinner or the movies sometimes? But no sex, or kissing, or romance. Like friends, but we say we’re dating.”
Apparently the title “King Steve” referred to him being the king of stupid ideas.
“I don’t even like you.”
“Well, yeah, if you liked me, pretending we’re dating would be weird. The whole point is we don’t actually want to date each other.”
“No, I mean I don’t even like you.”
“Oh.” He looked strangely disappointed by that. “Do you dislike me? Or is it just that we haven’t ever been friends?”
“I’m not sure.” Did she dislike him? Maybe. A little. But it was mostly envy. She’d probably be a bit of a stuck up ass if girls threw themselves at her feet, too. “I barely know you.”
“You will after I take you on a couple of fake dates.”
“And if I think you’re an ass?”
“Then you dump me like Nancy did.” Steve shrugged. “Maybe a second failed relationship will convince everyone I’m not worth it.”
Robin doubted it. She’d heard too much gossip about Steve’s tongue.
“Every girl in the school is going to hate me.” Not quite every girl, but most of them. Certainly the important one. “Tammy Thompson is going to hate me.”
“Tuneless Tammy has no talent and less personality. She’s not even all that pretty.” Steve sighed. “Your taste in women is terrible. You can do so much better than her.”
Robin was about to defend Tammy when the full extent of what Harrington had said sunk in.
Your taste in women is terrible.
He knew about her. He knew and he could tell everyone and the next three years would be a living nightmare of no friends and constant bullying.
“Robbie, you okay?”
She was absolutely not okay. Steve Harrington, popular athlete and occasional bully, knew she was a lesbian.
“How did you know?” she asked.
“Know wha- oh, fuck.” Harrington paled. “Um, if I told you I was a time traveler from a future where we’re friends and you told me yourself, would you believe me?”
“No.”
“Didn’t think so.”
Steve Harrington knew she was a lesbian, but hadn’t used that fact to get her to agree to his asinine fake dating plan. She only knew that he knew because he told her she could do better than Tammy Thompson. He probably wasn’t going to tell the whole school and ruin her life. Maybe this was survivable.
“Am I obvious?” Robin sometimes worried she looked at other girls too long, or dressed a little too manly. She thought she mostly passed under the radar, but clearly at least one person had noticed.
“Obvi- oh, no. You’re not.” Steve raked his hand through his hair. It fell right back into place; clearly he was using enough hairspray. “Robin, ask me why I need a fake girlfriend.”
“You said-”
“Just ask.”
“Why do you need a fake girlfriend?”
“There’s someone I’m interested in and I need a little space while I figure out what I’m going to do about it.” It was an answer, Robin supposed. It prompted an obvious follow up.
“Why not just ask her out?” Robin would not have thought Steve was shy about that sort of thing.
“Because he’s not a girl.”
“Oh.” That might explain how Steve could tell about her.
“Yeah. Oh.”
“Who?” It wasn’t any of her business.
“I’ll tell you on our first date? Friday night?”
“Fine.” Pretending to date was a terrible idea, but she supposed the Hawkins queers ought to stick together.
#stranger things#short fic#robin buckley#steve harrington#steve and robin#my fic#an au of an au#it's long enough that i might stick it on ao3 if i figure out a title#if any of you have any ideas let me know
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WIndy Rewatch 1x04
God this episode was even better the second time around. I could listen to the Tom Davidson song every day for the rest of my life and I need to know who to talk to about making it an actual song that I can get on Spotify or something. Or at least a music video on the DVD lol
Things that stuck out to me the second time around
Abby says that Kate being a single woman on the frontier isn't a good enough reason to have an "arsenal". Like... okay 1) you found ONE pistol and 2) you should buy a gun too considering at least one person in this show wants you dead. Just saying
Kate doesn't know Abby's whole story but she knows enough to want to help and that's lovely
Kate being so hesitant to work with Calian and Hoyt because she wants to do this right makes sense given her Pinkerton status but it also falls in line with her backstory. Like something went horribly wrong back in Baltimore and she doesn't want to repeat that mistake
Guys Lucia just wants to talk to Hoyt. That's it. She just wants to talk to him. Why can't she just talk to him for two minutes? She just wants to TALK!!!!
Tom: Hi Aunt Teresa! :D Aunt Teresa: I see you've still failed to get the hotel. Tom: :( I'm working on it.....
The way Hagan IMMEDIATELY jumps to Kate's defense when Teresa starts talking down to her though. I love them your honor
We agree that the Davidsons arranged for those costumes to be destroyed in an attempt to make Hagan look bad yes?
Kate's just like "I'm sorry I have an impossible task that I cannot pay you for" and Kai's just like "I would both kill and die for you so this is fine :)"
Was Amos drunk for the whole episode or is that just how he talks? He sounds like he's high
Augustus was having so much fun in this episode. It's Founder's Day! He can just walk around and have fun! And be a history nerd! He's enjoying himself so much!
*hissing and booing at the lake scene*
Abby says that Hoyt's never had to face the consequences of his actions like he didn't literally get kidnapped and dragged back into a town of people he pissed off specifically so he could face the consequences of his actions. Which, okay, Abby may not know about that. But it just rings hollow and sounds too much like how Micki and Bonham judged modern Hoyt and it irritates me.
Kate went from being cautious around the Davidsons to wanting to be on the offensive in less than 24 hours and it is 1000% because they hurt her dad father figure boss
I love the song so much. Kate is an excellent showman. I hope we get more musical numbers out of this show
This probably means nothing but it stood out to me that Teresa said her nephew was her weak spot but she doesn't name Tom specifically. Idk it just feels odd now that we know she has two nephews. A way of revealing a weakness without actually revealing anything?
Teresa telling Tom that Abby is good for him is so weird now that we know that she wanted him to kill Abby AND Liam. But maybe she didn't know who Abby/Mary was aside from being Liam's wife? Because otherwise she would've been on Tom's case for not finishing the job I feel
Kate getting mad at Hagan for selling the hotel when she doesn't even know the whole story and he feeds her a lie and she doesn't know it's a lie and- ;-; I need a minute
I can't believe I didn't notice this last time but Kai drops his accent during his second confrontation with Amos. And he carefully doesn't speak when Tom shows up. Interesting.....
Hoyt: Did you have fun with my girlfriend today? Me: That's mighty big talk for someone who doesn't even act like a boyfriend
The final shot of Kate and Abby and Hoyt and Calian sitting around the table at Hagan's is perfect. They're a team now, whether they like it or not. They need to work together.
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Therapeutic Massages After Practice
Summary: Sally, against her best judgement, gives Sam a massage after practice. He profits out of the situation.
Rating: T - Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes.
Words: 1000
Notes: Sam is that sort of straight boy that would be a dick just for the hell of it, I’m certain of it.
"Ugh, that's it, baby!” Sam moaned loudly. “Just like that. You make me feel so good! Ugh!"
There is something cruel about Saturday practices. Sally had the grandeur of spirit to admit that, as it pained her to see how her boyfriend, exhausted from a long week of school, had to drag himself out of bed early and go to the pitch, and on a day that is supposed to be off, at that. On top, of course, of any game day that would happen to be scheduled some weekend or another.
She has a working relationship with Coach Stone Head since she was in middle school, but still, she can recognize that the man is harsh, and he is especially harsh to believe that he ought to poach on his players’ Saturdays to build character and simulate the conditions of game days, when he had no qualms in demanding weekdays afternoons as well.
In that regard, the girl could recognize why her boyfriend did not have much energy for academics. It is brutal. For that reason, as well, she would always be exceptionably pliant during Saturdays in the afternoon, as to cheer him up and spend some quality time together, before he inevitably dragged them to one party or the other.
She would often regret her availability to whatever hare-brained scheme he had in store for her every week, and he always had a nefarious way to make her embarrassed or otherwise exposed. She supposes it is a kink of his, since it would often involve situations where one or both of them would become underdressed in the most peculiar ways.
“C’mon, Sal! Let’s water the plants!”
“Hey, Sally! Can you make me a sammich?”
“I know it’s raining, but could you please check the mailbox? Here’s a weirdly-defective umbrella!”
This time, enjoying some unreliable and uncommon candour to his actions, Sam said he was sore from practice and wanted a massage laying in his double bed. Of course, the deviant acted as if he so enjoyed her soft hands kneading the tense muscles of his shoulders that he became quite vocal after only a few minutes into the supposed therapeutical ministrations of his.
"Samuel Gordon, for God’s sakes! Keep it down!" Sally snapped, feeling embarrassed and pausing her motions for a moment. "Stop moaning like that or you damn neighbours might think we're doing something else in here! I don’t fancy another lecture from my dad about the virtues of a virgin marriage, you know?"
The football quarterback turned around slightly, looking up at his girlfriend suggestively.
“Tell him that ship has sailed.” He responded, serious.
“Sam!” The girl snapped back.
"It is! Besides…" The grin was evident in his voice. "The neighbours heard all they had to hear. Maybe we could just have them have the right idea, if you place your hands a little lower. What do you say, baby?"
Sally pinched his prized throwing shoulder as a clear indication for her negative response.
"Ouch! Careful with the money-maker!" He laughed, attempting to pinch her arm back.
She laughed, swatting his hand away. “I thought that the money-maker was supposed to be your face.”
“That’s for after I get into college, babe.” He smirked.
“If you think you’re making money the way I know you are thinking that you’re making money, you have another thing coming, Samuel Gordon.” She responded, sternly. “You better keep to the straight and narrow, or I will put you there, and so help me God.
“Y’know, I love how you call me by my full name. Makes you sound so domineering!” He shot back, with the sole purpose of making her blush and spatter.
Which he, naturally, achieved with ease.
Oh, how he enjoyed to get a rise out of his usually so strait-laced girlfriend! How he loved the fact that he is the only person that can get her so flustered! He could spend an entire weekend trying to find new and perverse ways to see her cheeks flush so delectably and still never feel bored of it, and he never thought that he would one day feel something like that.
“Oh my God, Sam! I can’t even!” She shouts, hiding her face in embarrassment.
“Now it’s you who’s rousing the neighbours, Sal. Best keep quiet, or my daddy-in-law is going to hear it through the grapevine!” He laughed, almost hysterically, of her priceless reaction.
“Ugh, fine then! If you’re so funny, then I guess you’re not hurting anymore. You can go massage yourself!” Sally shouted, throwing the oil on his chest and walking away.
Before she could go very far, though, Sam held up his hand, grabbed her by the arm and pulled her against his broad chest.
“No, no. I’m sorry, baby.” He said against her hair, punctuating his speech with kisses. “Please finish what you’ve started, it was so good.”
“Then lay down and shut up. You’re being mean.” The girl pouted.
If there is something he enjoyed more than mocking his girlfriend, that thing was when she pouted at him. She looked so cute that he could not stand and do as she pleases, every time, and he does it with pleasure.
“Sure will, ma’am.” He responded, handing her the lotion back and laying on his stomach, perfectly silent.
Sally resumed her ministrations on his gradually relaxing muscles, and, after the entire circus that he set up earlier, this time Sam stayed reasonably quiet.
Though, it is fair to say, it probably was not just because she asked of him, as she could sense that the tired quarterback was being slowly and steadily overcome by sleep.
Soon enough, his figure began to slump under her touch. The girl smoothed his shoulders after she had finished, wrapping her arms around him from behind and planting a kiss to his tousled hair.
"Thank you, love." Sam mumbled, kissing her forearm.
"Any time, Sam." Sally whispered, smiling. “Scoot over. I want to lay down, too.”
“Be my guest, babe.”
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Ok, so I had a dream about Ricky the other night. He was 1000% not on my radar, but now he is. LOL so I’m requesting “No panties, baby girl?” With Ricky.
Thank you my dear 😊 ah yeah 😍 Ricky can kinda just sneak up on ya 🥰 hope you enjoy ☺️
Jealousy
Pairings: Ricky Hauk x reader
Warnings: Smut 18+, explicit, slight angst, jealousy, fluff.
When Ricky got accepted into the creative writing course you were so proud of him. His mother finally letting him attend after realising how talented he was. Of course you’d always known, being his girlfriend for the last two years he’d written you countless poems, which you cherished. Lately though, he’s been really busy, in college during the week, working in the garage at the weekend. You haven’t seen him in over three weeks, it’s the longest you’ve gone since you both started dating.
Tonight, Ricky has invited you to a poetry reading in the old book store in town. Excited to spend some time with him, you wear your cute little floral dress, the one he loves to rip off you. The thought of him touching you with his slightly rough hands sends a spark straight to your core. Deciding to be a little bold, you forgo wearing any panties, with the hopes that Ricky will bring you to your favourite spot. The sound of a car horn rips you from your thoughts, looking out the window you see Ricky wave up at you. You practically race out the door and jump into his arms. He swings you around before gently pushing you up against his truck. He kisses you the way a drowning man drinks water, it’s all yearning and desperation. Pulling away from him to catch your breath
“Baby, my mom is watching.”
Looking towards the window, sure enough your mom is there. Ricky gives her a quick wave before helping you inside the truck. He has his hand on your thigh the entire drive. He fills you in on his course and how Joey is getting on in school. You don’t tell him that you know, because you’ve been helping him with a few of his projects. Arriving at the book store hand in hand, Ricky introduces you to some of his college friends. They seems nice and are thankfully easy to talk too. It isn’t until she walks in that the atmosphere shifts slightly. She walks straight towards Ricky, swaying her hips as she does. He’s quick to drop your hand and pull her into a hug. Her name is Casey and she is undeniably beautiful, with her emerald green eyes and blonde hair. He seems captivated by her, choosing to sit beside her for the reading, leaving you with Caleb. Your hurt and doubt begins to creep in as you watch the two of them deep in conversation. Maybe he’s been with her the last couple of weeks, making it seem like he was too busy to meet. Maybe he’s moving on to someone who has more things in common with him than you. Well if he’s going to ignore you the whole night, so will you. When the reading is over, you spot Jake from the supplier company for the hardware store. You won’t lie, he’s gorgeous, that surfer dude vibe doing him wonders. As soon as he sees you, his eyes light up. He finishes talking to the guy next to him and strides towards you.
“Hey Y/N, didn’t expect to see you here!” His eyes rake over your form and you can see desire building behind them. “You look beautiful by the way.”
Blushing, “thank you, not so bad yourself. What are doing here?”
“Oh, that guy over there with the long hair and glasses, that’s my friend Hudson. He organised the reading, said I better show up, give my support.”
“Ah I see, not a big fan of poetry then? I’m not surprised you seem more athletic, am I right?”
“You hit the nail on the head. Football. Although lately I haven’t much time, been helping dad with the business takes a lot of my time. Course you know all about that. How are your parents?”
You can feel eyes on you, and sure enough when you turn slightly, Ricky is staring right at you. There’s a fire brewing behind his eyes and you know you’ve struck a cord. Deciding that making him jealous is the only way your going to get what you want, you play into it. You twirl your hair with your fingers and smile brightly up a Jake.
“Oh their great, their actually heading away for their anniversary soon, 30 years married.”
“Wow, that’s along time. Hope I reach that milestone some day.”
“Oh I’m sure you will, I’d say there are loads of women vying for your attention.”
“Oh…well…..I suppose….just not found the right girl yet.”
Running your hand up his arm, “maybe you’ll find her soon?”
You can see the pink tinge on his cheeks. Suddenly an arm is wrapped around your waist and your pulled into something hard and warm. Looking up you see Ricky staring straight at Jake.
“Hey man, how do you know my girlfriend?”
“Oh…I deliver to the hardware store.”
“Cool. Baby you ready to go?”
“What already, but I was just…”
He doesn’t give you a chance to finish what you we’re saying. He pulls you along through the store and out to the street. He looks around, as if he’s searching for something, before pulling you into the nearest alley. Without hesitation, he pushes you up against the wall.
“What was that in there?”
“What are you talking about?”
“Don’t play dumb, that guy in there, you were all over him.”
“Huh.”
“What?”
“That’s rich coming from you. You do realise YOU invited me tonight, YOU said you wanted to spend time with me. As soon as Casey walks in, I’m forgotten about.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, I didn’t forget about you..”
“You did! If you don’t want me anymore fine, but don’t string me along Ricky, I deserve better.” He can hear the sadness in your voice. He tilts your chin upward so your looking at him.
“Baby, I’m sorry, I didn’t realise ok. I love you. Yes I get along with Casey, but she’s not you. Never will be. Your it for me Y/N, me and you.”
“I love you too and I’m sorry about Jake. I was just angry and wanted to make you jealous.”
He kisses you passionately taking your breath away. His hands are roaming all over your body. One hand slides it’s way down, lifting up the skirt of your dress. He runs it up your thigh towards your heat. He lets out a guttural moan.
“No panties, baby girl?!”
You’ve lost the ability to speak, nodding your head instead. You look him in the eye and you can see their blown wide with lust. He’s frantic now, unbuttoning his trousers and pulling them down to his knees. He can’t wait anymore lining himself up at your core and with one thrust he is deep within you. You can feel very ridge of him inside you. His cock pulses as he waits for you’re permission.
“You can move baby.”
You don’t have to tell him twice as he pounds into you without abandon. It’s so raw and the thought that if someone walked by and looked into the alley they would see you, set your body on fire. The moans that he’s letting out turn you on even more.
“God baby…..so…..hot and wet…..all mine.”
“Yes….all yours.”
Pleasure coils into a tight knit in your belly, threatening to unravel at any moment. You cry out as fierce waves of pleasure crash over you. Your body trembling with force of your climax and Ricky follows you over the edge with a groan, as he releases inside you. Your both panting hard. Ricky fixes your dress before pulling his trousers back up. He pulls you flush against him, “you ok baby?”
“Yeah, that was amazing. I love you.”
“Love you too.”
“Do you wanna stay at mine tonight? We can snuggle on the couch and watch a movie?”
“That sounds so good right now, also I’ve spent three weeks without you. Damn right I’m staying over.”
He kisses you again before you get into his truck and drive towards his house. A thought enters your head, if this is how he reacts, I’ll have to get him jealous more often. Smiling you stare at him, “I love baby.”
“I love you to forever and always.”
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ATTENTION: This is some recent information about the current events with Chris Chan that I've been able to find, plus additional information that I couldn't find anything on that is now public knowledge.
ALL videos about any updates will be linked so you can watch them for yourself, if you wish.
Again, OBLIGATORY trigger warning: This post will be going into very sensitive subject matter, including r@p3, s3xual assault, elder abuse, and inc3st. I will also be mentioning the site Kîwî F@rm$ and the person who runs it (Null). DON'T go onto Kîwî F@rm$. Just stay away from there. It's like 4chan (another site full of REALLY fucked up shit, depending on which forum you go to), but worse.
If anything I mentioned is triggering for you or makes you otherwise uncomfortable in any way, you don't have to read this post. It's not worth putting yourself in a bad state mentally. Take care of yourself, please. Consume media that sparks joy for you.
ALRIGHTY, LET'S GET TO IT. Because there's quite a lot of bullshit that happened since the first post I made about the current events. And some more information that will most likely be the nail in the coffin for Chris. I'm patiently waiting for more updates as they come and I'll share them here as soon as possible.
The person Chris was in a call with was revealed to be a troll under the name "Bella". The screenshots of messages and the audio from the call have all been confirmed to be real.
It's also been revealed that Chris confided in Null about her having a girlfriend, having s3x with her, all that. Here's a list of things to describe this "girlfriend" below, which I will compare to Barbara in bold:
This woman is "in her over fifties". (Barbara is eighty years old. Most people would assume that someone's in their late fifties when this terminology is used. Eighty is well over fifty.)
Her favorite person was the late Adam West in the 60s, as it was "for her son back then". (I don't know if Chris is referring to her half-brother Cole Smithey [he does movie reviews, and he's most famous for being one of the only people to give Toy Story 3 a negative review] here, or if she's referring to herself before she came out as trans. I'm adding this here anyway.)
Chris has known this woman "for a long time", offline and in-person. (OBVIOUSLY she's known Barbara her whole life, since she's, AGAIN, HER MOTHER! DUH.)
They've been having s3x "every three nights". (Like how Chris admitted to doing to her defenseless mother. PRETTY FUCKING FISHY, IF YOU ASK ME.)
They began having s3x on June 27th. (The same day that Chris admitted to doing to Barbara.)
This woman was an accountant when she was younger. (Barbara's job was EXACTLY this.)
Chris said she feels grateful to "enlighten" her girlfriend with s3x play that she (the woman) "missed from even her exes". (I didn't mention this in my initial post, but if you chose to watch the videos that were linked, Chris mentioned that Barbara's boyfriends and ex-husbands "have never been able to make her 0rg@$m" like Chris did. SHE EVEN MENTIONED HER LATE FATHER. THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING AND DISRESPECTFUL.)
Chris has been "keeping her girlfriend safe" too. (She had been "taking care of Barbara" since Bob, her late father, passed away. This right here is proof alone that she was talking about HER MOM!)
Her girlfriend "didn't want to do it at first", it was "very painful" for Chris's girlfriend in the beginning, and it took a few tries for them "to get going". This included Chris doing it FOR her because she thought her girlfriend would "feel better" due to her lack of mobility and lucidity. (Chris said all of this exact stuff TO "BELLA" during their call.)
Null initially thought that Chris was lying about sleeping with her mother to cover up the fact that she had a girlfriend and having s3x with her. Why? Because apparently people would believe Chris would have s3x with her mother than some other unknown woman. Chris told Null to keep her girlfriend's identity secret because she was afraid her girlfriend would get trolled and she'd end up losing her.
What Null realized was that what Chris told him completely matched the description of Barbara. Note that before he looked into this, he was unaware of the context Chris was giving him about her "girlfriend".
It's extremely possible now that Chris admitted to s3xually assaulting Barbara to Null and "Bella", but she wanted Null to keep it confidential. Chris wanted NULL to keep the fact that she admitted to committing a VERY serious crime A SECRET.
If Chris WAS actually lying, she'd use a lot more CWCisms (her own phrases) or say that she was "using her psychic powers" to have s3x with Barbara's fictional counterpart in another dimension. But no, Chris was VERY straightforward and talked about it casually like if you were to talk about the weather.
Chris, according to Null, slept in a parking lot in her car the other night. At least for a few hours, though I don't remember where the FUCK else she slept (maybe a hotel room eventually), considering she had -$200 in her bank account. I believe some people who are in contact with Chris sent her some money to get food too.
Null revealed that he set up a GoFundMe previously for Chris to attend a Brony convention, which was a test to see how Chris would be able to handle commissions. The GFM was successful, to say the least. Chris fulfilled commissions successfully, DESPITE NOT WORKING ON THE FUCKING COMIC. Y'KNOW, THE THING SHE'S PAID FOR ON PATREON TO DO!
Well, due to recent events, he has since taken down the GFM and is refunding all the money to all the donors. He was debating on sending Chris money (the GFM money, since Chris isn't able to go to the Brony convention), but he decided not to do so. He told Chris to sleep in her car, spend the night under the stars, and reflect on her current situation until the morning, when Null would help her find a temporary roof over her head until August 5th.
Barbara tightly manages Chris's finances. Those are Null's words, not mine. You want to know why Barbara's been having trouble with the house and shit? CHRIS HAS BEEN STEALING MONEY FROM HER FOR YEARS. HER CREDIT IS ALL SORTS OF FUCKED, SHE'S BURIED IN DEBT, AND IT'S CHRIS'S FAULT. THE PERSON WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING CARE OF HER.
How did we find out about Chris recently getting more money, specifically $750? Well, Null has had access to Chris's emails for the past few years (Chris knows this), and he found an email that Barbara had sent Chris money.
That's a violation of the EPO (Emergency Protective Order) that was put into affect for Barbara. Chris was NOT supposed to contact Barbara in ANY way, shape or form.
Null asked Chris about this and told her that this was a violation of the EPO. He asked her if her mom sent her money. Chris denied it at first, and then went into the whole goddess bullshit she goes into. She then admitted to accessing Barbara's banking account online and wiring the $750 to HER account. Chris also said that she'd pay her back the $750 after receiving the $1000 that Null was supposed to send to Chris. Null was obviously upset with what Chris had done. Who wouldn't be?
Guess what Null did in reaction to what Chris told him? HE BLOCKED CHRIS AND REPORTED HER TO THE POLICE. I'm honestly surprised he stuck with her this long. He genuinely wanted to see Chris become a better person.
It's only a matter of time for Chris's arrest. With all this information that's out there now, more information probably coming very soon, plus people close to Chris confirming all of this....I feel it's safe for me to say that Chris did s3xually assault her mother.
I don't feel bad for Chris anymore. I have no sympathy for Chris. Any ounce of respect for this person has been long since gone. I don't feel comfortable even referring to Chris as a person. She's a monster.
I talked about Chris a few times a few years ago on Instagram, and I got yelled at for tearing this motherfucker apart. Because apparently I was an "ableist bully" for having my grievances with Chris, despite the fact that I'm autistic too and I've never "bullied" Chris for being autistic. Not even once. My grievances had more to do with Chris using her mother and their animals to exploit them for her own monetary gain INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIND A JOB. I've even tried to suggest that she go work through a temporary work industry and get paid daily. (At that time, I didn't know that trying to interact with Chris wasn't a very good idea. I've since learned, obviously.)
Here's a link to Gibi's video:
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Dillon Thomas's video:
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The stream with Null:
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Geno Samuel's stream:
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Here's Rogue's video and live stream he did about the situation. Rogue is one of my FAVORITE YouTubers, as edgy as his content is.:
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Thank you for your time.
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FanFic - Chaos Commencing at Konoha's Korean BBQ
On their night off the Konoha gang get back together for some Korean BBQ! But knowing these ninja's - something is bound to go seriously wrong. Poor Ino and Tenten, their organised night was ruined by Soju Sasuke and Drunk Lee.
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, Sai, Lee, Tenten, Hinata, Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, Drunk Lee, Charasuke
Pairings: Sasusaku / SaiIno / Naruhina
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This only happens once in a blue moon!
The gang is back together!
Somehow all of Team 7s classmates aren't on any missions or busy for just one night. Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru just returning from their weeklong mission, and late tomorrow Hinata, Sakura and Sai leave for 2 days.
Tonight, they reunite for some babbling, eating, and of course drinking.
Ino and Tenten organised for this rowdy bunch to relax in front of an open flame for some Korean BBQ at Konoha's finest. Ensuring there were 12 seats ready to go, Tenten smiled at the display before her.
One by one familiar faces rolled in. Sai, greeting Ino with a peck, Choji appearing from the corner as if he was already in the restaurant. Hinata, Shino, Shikamaru and Kiba with Akamaru soon followed, bowing their heads and thanking the ladies for their thoughtfulness and hard work.
"HEY!" Kiba yelled soon after "Where is Akamaru going to sit?"
"You know dogs can't be here!" Retorted Ino.
Kiba responded with a puppy dog frown then winked over at Akamaru who burst into smoke becoming a carbon copy of Kiba. "Sit! Sit here Akamaru!" He leaped into a seat Shino was just about to take.
And then finally, team 7 (who are always late), burst in with Naruto's "WOW! THIS IS GREAT! The Genin's are back together!"
"Speak for yourself, Naruto" laughed Shikamaru.
"Oh yeah" frowned Naruto, looking over at Sasuke, knowing at least he wasn't the last Genin there.
"Wait a minute-" Sakura searched "Where's Lee?"
"He is somewhere training" brushed off Tenten "He always adds another thousand something finger push ups before a big meal, don't worry, he'll be here soon!"
Sasuke and Sakura took the last paired spots beside Ino and Sai, Naruto trying to squish into the booth with them.
"HEY! NARUTO! Just what are you doing!" Yelled Sakura, who was sitting on the edge trying to push him off. "But I want to sit with you guyssss!" he sulked leaning on Sakura.
"We were just on a mission together Usuratoncachi-" scowled Sasuke, pushing Naruto's face off of Sakura "Go sit with your wife!"
"But she let me!" He pouted looking at her for confirmation, Hinata nodding with a smile and polite wave.
"NOW!" Kicked Sakura.
And with a frown he leapt to Hinata and whinged "NOW THAT THEY ARE TOGETHER, THEY DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME ANYMOREEEEE!"
"It's ok Naruto-kun" patted Hinata, "I can feed you some pork belly!"
"Did someone say Pork belly?" Interjected Choji, munching on the sides.
And with a smile Naruto hugged Hinata tightly and filled her face with kisses repeating "Ah I missed you!" "You're the best Hinata!" "I love you so much!" Then blowing a raspberry at Sakura and Sasuke.
They looked on with blank faces, embarrassed for their irritating teammate.
"Can I sit here? Thanks Shino!" Naruto rushed - half his butt cheek already shoving Shino off - forcing everyone to shuffle around. "How troublesome" sighed Shikamaru and everyone laughed.
"Let's order!" Smiled Tenten and Choji cheered along. "Let's also make it 10 bottles of Soju and a beer for everyone, does that sound good?"
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The sizzling kobe beef and pork belly were barely heard over the sound of laughter and chatter. Sasuke, mainly silent, munched away at his Kimchi and seafood pancake.
"Sasuke-kun! You barely touched your beer" smiled Ino, already a few shots of soju in. "Here let me pour you some soju, it's grape flavoured!"
"He is a light drinker!" Insisted Sakura, also a few drinks in "He can stick to his beer"
"Wow Sasuke! I see who wears the pants in this relationship" Ino teased, embarrassing a somewhat intoxicated Sakura.
"I-" Sasuke began.
"HEY, WATCH IT! Before I fry you on this grill myself INOPIG" Jumped up Sakura with a fist ready to go.
"I'm just saying! C'mon I know he has never tried soju before, isn't that right Sasuke?" Ino purred grabbing a shot glass to make him a drink.
"I haven't-" Again Sasuke said trying to get a word in.
"HEY! If anyone is going to be pouring him a drink, IT'S ME" scowled Sakura.
"OI! I am the one who offered" growled Ino back.
"Go make your own boyfriend a drink!" Jumped Sakura over Sasuke, trying to grab the shot glass and bottle from Ino's hands.
"Sai- doesn't- mind-!" she said fighting Sakura for grip.
"I don't mind sharing my girlfriend!" smiled Sai from behind Ino.
"See! Now- let- me- pour-!"
As the girls where wrestling each other over an irritated Sasuke, he tsked and snatched the soju bottle from their hands and quickly shot up.
To everyone's amazement he threw beck 6 long gulps, finishing the bottle. And with a scrunched face he smacked his lips and frowned "it's sweet"
Shocked, everyone looked over. Sakura, frightened by the amount of alcohol a cheap drunk like Sasuke just drank, she carefully whispered to him "Sasuke… Soju is not like beer… it's a lot stronger…"
Sasuke sat down slowly and burped "I feel fine"
The onlookers giggled and whispered, "I wonder which drunk Sasuke we are going to see tonight" "Happy again?" "Sad?" "Angry" "Oo- I hope is dancy" "No- no- SINGY! Then we can go to karaoke!"
"Hey, Akamaru eat up" smiled Kiba, feeding his twin. Then..
BANG!
Sasuke's face slammed down into his food.
"I guess it's a passed out Sasuke" sighed Shikamaru. A tipsy Naruto burst out laughing, followed by a howling from the other boys.
"Oh no" sighed Sakura, trying to pull Sasuke up "I told you he can't hold his liquor"
Ino apologised grabbing tissues and moving his plates aside to make room for a sleeping Sasuke. "Is he going to be alright?"
"His vitals feel fine, but he usually blacks out after 2 or 3 beers… Maybe I should take him home?"
Nooo! Everyone replied urging her to stay. It was too rare to have everyone together again.
She wiped his face and slowly put him back down on the table for a nap.
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The night carried on, bringing laughing tears into the eyes of anyone who remembered that Sasuke was there.
"Just like back in the day I suppose" Chuckled Kiba, "Not hearing a word from Sasuke!"
"HEY!" Naruto responded and Sakura giggled. "Just like the old days" she recalled. Oh, the silly antics Team 7 and the others used to get into.
Almost done with their meals an excited Lee blazed in with his legs up and hands to the floor. With a flip he announced "HELLO MY FELLOW BRETHREN'S LIVING IN THE SPRINGTIME OF THEIR YOUTHS! I, ROCK LEE, AM READY TO ENJOY A HEARTY MEAL WITH PALS!"
"Lee!" The drunken crowd cheered, for once meeting his enthusiasm.
"Where were you, Lee? We are almost done!" Asked Tenten, blinking slowly.
"My apologies Tenten! I just finished training; I lost my count 3 times at around 700 so I started again! And with every time I miscounted, I added another 1000!" He beamed too proudly.
"Seems a bit excessive" she sighed making the others laugh.
"Ah I am famished! I do desperately need a glass of water!" And with the slip of a hand Lee grabbed the bottle of soju rather than the jug of water right beside it.
NooooOooOooO
Everyone yelled in slow motion jumping for Lee, but no one could match his incredulous speed. By the time Naruto, Choji, Kiba and Shikamaru were pulling back his arms and hands, the empty bottle shattered to the ground.
"Oh no-" said Tenten
"Fuck" muttered Shikamaru as Lee slipped out of their hands.
He reappeared beside an unsuspecting Sakura, wobbling beside her and with a drunken smile. He blabbered "Hey, girl, wasssuppppp"
Freaked out Sakura wailed "Eeehh?! Knock it off Lee!" trying to push him off.
Shikamaru tried the Shadow Imitation Technique but somehow Lee's speedy feet just kept missing him.
"C'mon give me a little sugar" he mused to Sakura sending her air kisses while easily dodging her punches.
...
..
.
There was a shift in mood.
Suddenly the air turned sinister.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" Grumbled Lee.
Behind Sakura was a dark shadow looming over them. "Back off" growled Sasuke, preparing his Chakra.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy who copied my Taijutsu!" Spat Lee, almost tripping over his own feet.
"And I was better at it" slurred Sasuke.
"Now, now, calm down!" Sakura pleaded standing between them.
"I CHALLENGE YOU!" Pointed Lee.
"YEAH, WELL TRY ME BROWS!" Pointed Sasuke back.
"OH YEAH"
"YEAH"
Lee grabbed another bottle of soju from the poor people behind him to arm himself. Sasuke did the same snatching another bottle from Sai's hand.
Sasuke activated his Sharingan ready to copy, ready for battle.
And Lee with a smile prepared his greatest weapon –
- guzzling the soju.
Sasuke mirrored his actions, trying to beat the speed of the other. Finishing at the same time they extravagantly threw their bottles on the table smashing and spraying it onto a grill, causing a minor flame.
Everyone was mortified, and in shock Hinata and Ino quickly threw water on the grills to extinguish the fire.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo"
Cried Choji, watching the meat bubble and sear in the coals.
"Haha a worthy opponent!" cackled Lee.
"Let's take this outside!" Hiccuped Sasuke.
"I guess Sasuke is an angry drunk on soju" Naruto commented following the crowd outside.
.
..
...
"…And on my birthday" sighed a wet Shino, covered in spilled water from the glass attack. Hinata still by his side smiled and said, "I didn't forget your birthday Shino."
*Poof* They turned to Akamaru reappearing beside a wailing Choji crying over ruined beef. "WHYYY!"
"HEY" screamed the shocked hostess "NO DOGS!"
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Lee and Sasuke stood before each other on the open street. Civilians passed by whispering and watching the ensuing mayhem.
"WE WILL FIGHT FOR SAKURA'S LOVE!" Exclaimed Lee.
"Ew" Sakura loudly thought.
"FOR SAKURA'S LOVE!" yelled Sasuke, confident in reply.
"Not you too... Sasuke" everyone sighed.
Everyone pleaded for them to stop but a powerful Lee interjected "This is between me and Sasuke!"
Both men began to prepare to fight. Lee unlocking his third gate yelling "DRUNKEN FISTS" and Sasuke replying with "MANGEKYO SHARINGAN"
"WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS DESTROYED OUR GRILLS!?" Yelled the hostess with a swinging ladle in one hand and dragging Akamaru out with the other. Shino, Hinata, and Choji appeared behind her.
As everyone pointed towards Sasuke and Lee, the two drunkards used it as a signal to start charging towards one another.
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
they both yelled and bracing themselves.
AHHHHHHHH-
AHHHHHH-
THUD.
CRASH.
SPLAT.
EEEHHHHHH!? Reacted everyone seeing both Lee and Sasuke trip over themselves.
"CHOJI NOW! SHADOW IMITATION TECHNIQUE" prepared Shikamaru, strapping Lee down at any chance he could get. "EXPANSION JUSTSU" Choji formed and rolled onto Lee.
"Sakura!" Ino yelled "RUN!"
Sakura quickly pulled a passed out Sasuke over her shoulders and began to sprint home hearing the echo "YOU TWO ARE BANNED FOR LIFE...!" follow her down the road.
"HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA!" Cried Lee.
Amongst the current chaos Sai turned to Ino smiling "What a fun night!" You did a great job!" he said earnestly. Ino groaned into her palm.
"Oh Yeah!" Blurted Kiba, "Happy Birthday Shino!"
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I love the silly antics the gang gets into. I hope you enjoyed my story, if you did please leave a review on:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13943114/1/Chaos-Commencing-at-Konoha-s-Korean-BBQ
Drunk Lee is the best and always has me dying from laughter. I found most of my inspiration from this episode of "Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals"(Drunk Lee Ruins Tsunade's Picnic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnz3v_vsRY).
I wanted to start a series of Sakura dealing with drunk Sasuke and was inspired by this comic strip: ( https://www.instagram.com/p/CFcE6NcFvX6/ ) I really wanted to showcase the multiple personalities Sasuke has depending on the amount and type of alcohol he drinks. In a later SASUSAKU smut chapter, soju Sasuke becomes Charasuke which I was trying to allude in the line "Fight for Sakura's love." I just thought it would be hilarious to combine Drunk Lee and Charasuke in a fight.
Also third wheel Naruto get me going as well. In my mind, he instantly reacquainted himself with Hinata after the mission (if you know what I mean) and being Shino's birthday, Hinata wanted to spend the night with her team mates, encouraging him to third wheel the two love birds.
I hope you guys enjoyed my story! Stay tuned for part 2.
#sakura#sasusaku#sasuke#sakura haruno#Pro Sakura haruno#sasuke uchiha#naruto#naruto uzumaki#naruto universe#hinata#naruhina#hinata hyuga#team 7#team 8#team 9#team 10#konoha#kiba#shino#shikamaru#saiino#ino#sai#ino yamanaka#choji#shikamaru nara#lee#rock lee#tenten#drunk lee
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Hello!! :) Could i request a Renjun smut with prompts 18, 8 and 6,, and Renjun is jealous of Haechan? Thank you ❤
𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐧 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
𝐰𝐜: > 1000
𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲
“As if!”, you laughed as Donghyuck showed you a video of Renjun failing the choreography in a very funny way. Your boyfriend was currently down at the nearest shop and was buying you guys snacks so you could go home, eat, cuddle and sleep.
Donghyuck and you were sitting against the cold mirror in the practice room and you were really close to each other. You didn’t know that Renjun had been pissed the whole day so when he entered the practice room after buying some groceries and saw that his best friend was so close to his girlfriend, he exploded.
“Don’t fucking touch what’s not yours!”, he burst out, making you jolt up at his sudden entrance.
“Hey, calm down. Let’s just go, yeah?”, you said as you got up and went to your boyfriend. “What’s gotten into you? You never were like this.” Your voice got a little softer when you were right in front of him. Softly, you caressed his cheek and smiled at him.
“Let’s just go home”, he said, glaring at Donghyuck for one last time and then he just took your hand and left to go to the dorm with you.
“Why did you react like this when you saw me and Hyuckie there?”, you asked him, your voice was shaky but you had to ask him.
“I… I don’t know. I just saw him there, right next to you. I just freaked out and there was this jealousy in me which I just couldn’t handle”, he explained. “But… let’s just go home and watch a movie, cuddle, eat and then sleep, yeah?”
“Yes”, you agreed and smiled. “Let’s do that.”
You didn’t do it, though.
You ended up on his lap, making out with him. He seemed to be even rougher than usual, you assumed that he still wasn’t all cooled down from his anger and bad mood. Renjun usually was a gentle kisser; you absolutely loved to just peck his lips for fun (which is how you ended up on his lap; you only tried to make him smile by planting soft kisses all over his face) and always did that so he would show you his beautiful smile.
You didn’t notice but you started to grind on him, causing him to let out a breathy moan. “Are you trying to turn me on or are you just really that oblivious?”, he then asked you; that was the moment you noticed how his hard-on poked against your inner thigh.
“I really didn’t notice”, you pouted and he laughed. “What? Stop laughing, idiot.”
“What did you just say?”
“Idiot”, you repeated grinning, knowing exactly that it made him crazy.
“That’s it”, he said and turned you around, pinning your arms on the bed. “You better be quiet now or – “
“Or what?”, you interrupted him teasingly.
“You little minx”, he laughed and kissed you again, but even though he was laughing now, you knew exactly that both of you wouldn’t be laughing soon. He would tease the hell out of you, making you cum over and over. You just knew it. It was always like that.
“You don’t get to decide that”, he murmured against your core, made you whine out loudly. “Aww, baby. You look so pathetic right now.” He laughed and shook his head, before he crawled back up to your lips; his lips and chin were glistening from your cum.
“Oh, my god, Renjun”, you moaned out when he dived in between your legs again, sucking and massaging your sensitive core. He already managed to make you come two times and you were so close to come for the third time that night. “Don’t stop, please don’t stop.”
“You forgot to lock the door properly, love. Now everyone will be able to see you like this”, he said, smiling, “they would see how pathetic you are when I’m going down on you.”
You let out another loud whine, the thought of getting caught turned you even more on. “That made you even wetter, didn’t it? Would you like it if your dearest Hyuckie would see you like this, all subby and ready for me? Ready to finally take me?”
“God, Junnie, don’t tease me!”, you whimpered and softly brushed through his hair. “Please.”
“She’s all sweet and obedient. I like this”, he said and cupped your chin softly. “Don’t worry, love, I’ll take good care of you.”
“Please… I need you now”, you whimpered and he pecked your lips, making you long for more of his kisses.
He loved to hear you begging. It was something he secretly always had enjoyed but never told you. Renjun always loved to hear you beg like this; he could listen to it all day and night. “I love you”, he softly whispered; he finally lined himself up his core and thrusted up into you.
“I love you, too”, you cried out at the pain, he started out with a fast pace. He may have an angelic face and seemed innocent, but you most definitely were sure that it was a façade. He definitely wasn’t as innocent as he appeared to be.
“You’re so good to me, fuck, I can’t take it anymore”, you whined; the way he was teasing you by slowing down from time to time or just increased his pace made you feel like he would never make you cum at all. But he always did. He was patient with pleasuring himself and focused on you and your pleasure. He was such a giver, sometimes it made you feel bad.
“Please, don’t stop. Just… don’t stop”, you begged him, making it sound like music for him. With every thrust he felt his body tense up. Just like he did, you felt yourself get closer to the edge with every second. It was only just a few thrusts when you finally tumbled over the edge and let out a scream as the pleasure took over you, everything you saw was white.
“I love you; I love you so much”, you repeated like a mantra and hugged him tightly against yourself.
“I love you, too”, he whispered softly into your ear, making you smile. “Can you get up? Or do you want me to carry you to the shower?”
“No… I think I can get up. Just pull me up”, you said with a pout and he just laughed.
“Alright, fine”, he said and got up, pulling you up. “Let’s just go shower, cuddle and sleep.”
#kafenetwork#nct#nct smut#huang renjun#nct dream smut#00 line smut#huang renjun smut#nct fluff#nct angst#lee donghyuck#lee haechan
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I watched “Happiest Season” and no it fucking wasn’t.
Here’s a review so you don’t have to suffer like I did: if I wasn’t watching it as the host of a movie night, I would not have made it past 20-30 minutes in.
It was very uncomfortable to watch. I feel like I just spent two hours on a plane with a crying baby. Except the baby was a homophobic rich white Republican that I was forced to campaign for. All of the people I watched it with, including myself, found it stressful, anxiety inducing, and deeply unpleasant. The first thing I did when it was over was warn my best friend not to watch it.
90% of the movie is rich white straight people drama forcing lesbians into the closet. It’s not fun. It’s not happy. It wasn’t enjoyable. At all. Watching this was an uncompromisingly depressing and miserable experience.
It was marketed as a romantic comedy and it was neither of those things. I feel repressed for having seen it.
Every relationship in this movie is toxic and hard to watch, with the sole exception of two other characters who aren’t part of the family both having much better chemistry with Kristen Stewart’s character than her girlfriend.
Aubrey Plaza playing Gay Aubrey Plaza one of two redeeming things in the movie and she’s in it for about ten minutes, and even one of her scenes was hard for me to sit through (the awkward and dubiously written drag bar scene) The other 90 minutes are agonizingly drawn out and unbearable.
If you are determined to support this movie because god knows we need more (and MUCH better) representation and we live in a hellscape where money is the only way to ask for such things, press play on it and then take out your headphones and go read a book instead until it’s over.
For your own sake please do not watch this.
I genuinely can’t tell who it’s even FOR. If anything about this movie resonates with you, I am SORRY to hear that, because you are probably the lesbian daughter of a very rich white man running for office as a Republican, and watching any of the rich housewife reality shows probably gives you PTSD because those are the kind of people you grew up with.
And even IF that is the case, spare yourself the trauma of watching your own life and watch something else instead. This movie will only hurt you.
Nothing about the experience of seeing this was worth it.
Plot spoilers ahead.
The plot is as follows:
Abby (Kristen Stewart) loves her girlfriend Harper (Mackenzie Davis). But she does not love Christmas. After a night out together, Harper asks her to join her when she visits her family for the holidays. Abby says yes, and gets her gay male friend John (that guy from Schitt’s Creek) to cover pet sitting for her. While running a few errands with him, she goes to pick up an engagement ring which looks completely unattainable for a woman who makes a living as a pet sitter.
When they are almost to Harper’s family’s home, she awkwardly brings up that she lied about coming out to them earlier in the year. They still don’t know she’s gay and they have to make sure the family is perfect and scandal free because her dad is running for mayor or something and one of his donors? campaign manager? is going to be there. So they have to pretend Abby is her straight roommmate. They fight about it before Abby very reluctantly agrees. This is a pattern that repeats until Abby can’t take any more.
The family is like upper-class-Republican terrible. They are AWFUL people. The parents treat their children like trophies in a display case, and the children all feel forced into brutal competition with each other to see who the parents will actually be proud of. One of Harper’s sisters (Jane) is actually an okay person who does nothing wrong, but she’s an aspiring writer who has spent 10 years not finishing her book and she’s played like she belongs in a different movie, and it feels like she’s meant to be seen as the useless layabout sibling, in a cruelly funny way.
The other sister is a nightmare of a woman (Sloane? I think?) played by a completely unrecognizable Allison Brie. She’s a lawful evil cutthroat monster who is straight up VICIOUS to the other two, and is especially terrible to Harper, because neither of them even see Jane as competition. Her own family is the thing she uses to try to be worthy of her parents’ pride and affection.
The dad is focused entirely on his campaign and is more or less indifferent to all of them unless they aren’t “presentable” and “scandal free” enough to keep his potential donor/campaign manager satisfied, in which case he “expects better of them” until they behave. The children are like 30.
The mom is maybe the worst of all of them. She’s invasive, ignorant in that forceful way where she doesn’t give a shit about anything except her own bubble of reality that she thinks she’s living in and blows past any contradiction to it like it’s not even there, nitpicky about what everyone’s doing, is willfully out of touch with everything she’s told (Abby’s parents died when she was 19, and she spends the movie acting like she thinks Abby grew up in an orphanage made of dirt and never had a Christmas before). And she will not leave the two of them alone. She insists it’s ridiculous for two grown women to share a bedroom and gives Abby a room without a lock in a basement that’s bigger than my whole house, while Harper’s room is upstairs. Everyone is constantly barging into Abby’s room with less than two seconds of notice, which leads to the kind of tension and awkwardness you’d expect. The first morning, Abby wakes up to Sloane’s children staring at her.
Abby is clearly MISERABLE. And so are you, because you’re watching this movie. Abby and Harper are constantly pushed apart by the family, and Harper pushes Abby away while pretending to be perfect and straight for her family.
Her family invited Harper’s ex boyfriend, who thinks they should rekindle things. Super fun thing that I always love to see in my lesbian media.
While out at dinner, Abby and Harper have another mini fight in the bathroom. Harper promises she had no idea Connor(?) was going to be there and that there won’t be any more surprises. They walk out of the bathroom, right into Harper’s OTHER ex, her first girlfriend Riley (Aubrey Plaza, who literally just plays herself and is the only good thing about the movie).
This is the first 20 minutes.
There’s a party that leaves Abby feeling isolated and pushed away. She goes outside to make a phone call. She makes regular texts and phone calls to John for support and advice throughout the movie. He’s terrible at taking care of fish, but he’s genuinely a good friend to her and it’s clear he cares about her a lot. It’s probably unfair not to say his friendship is the second redeeming thing in the movie. After Abby gets off the phone with him the first time, Riley comes out from around the corner and tries to be nice, saying she could relate to what she’s going through. Abby kind of closes off from her and she takes the hint without any fuss and leaves her alone.
The movie slogs on with compounding stress and anxiety and a moment when Abby is LITERALLY forced to hide in a closet and pretend she was sleepwalking on her way to Harper’s bedroom at night. It MIGHT have been an attempt at a joke? I’m genuinely not sure because I did not come close to laughing once in the entire 100 minutes of this nightmare. Harper instead sneaks into Abby’s room while she’s awkwardly trying to get away from Harper’s mom. That’s where the gifs of the sneak-snuggle from behind the door come from. Enjoy the gifs because everything that wasn’t giffed is not worth seeing. Harper spends the night there.
Bright and early, Harper’s mom comes knocking on the door, trying to open it and barge in again but Abby blocked the door with something heavy claiming it was to “keep her from sleepwalking again” (her excuse for being in the closet) while Harper frantically gets almost-dressed and hides behind the door as BOTH parents come to bother them, and the evil sister’s children see her partially dressed through the crack in the door.
Later that day Abby has to go shopping for a present for the “White Elephant” Harper didn’t warn her about. She bumps into Sloane at the mall, who dumps her kids off on her before quickly leaving. The kids very intentionally frame Abby for shoplifting by putting a necklace in her bag, and there’s a really awkward and uncomfortable scene with her being interrogated by overly forceful mall cops who are yelling at her. When she finally gets back to the house, Harper’s entire family now thinks she’s a criminal.
Abby spends the night alone during another (campaign?) party that Harper told her she’d probably be happier getting left out of, and she bumps into Riley on the street and gets to talking with her, still more frustrated by Harper and her family. She says she needs some alcohol, Riley takes her to a drag bar which gave me really bad vibes and bonds with her there, telling her a bit about her relationship with Harper. They dated secretly (obviously) in their first year of high school (which implies she knew she was gay before she dated Connor, and used him as a cover). They would sneak each other romantic notes. When someone found one in Harper’s locker, she threw Riley under the bus completely, outed her, and said she was obsessed with her so she could go on pretending to be straight. They bond a bit and seem like they could be friends, at a minimum. They have a few more scenes together over the next hour (yeah there’s still that much movie left, and if you’re wondering how it could be that bad, you’re welcome for the warning, because I was wondering that too) and they have better chemistry than Abby and Harper by miles.
Eventually Abby becomes so miserable she checks the movie-specific version of Uber to try to go home by herself, but it’s running at holiday rates so it would cost over $1000 for her to leave. She’s still tempted to do it, and calls John again for advice and says she feels awful, completely alone, and with no way out of this horrible situation. He gives her some more friendly support.
Abby still needs a White Elephant gift, but has no way to go by herself because Harper drove them there. So she calls Riley to go with her. They spend a day hanging out together while Harper is doing some other thing with her dad’s campaign, and Abby makes text excuses to Harper, who then immediately sees Riley and Abby walking by on the street together. Before she gets a chance to run out and say something, she gets interrupted by something I thankfully don’t remember (I long for the moment this is true of the rest of it).
Riley and Abby bond some more but nothing romantic happens. The plot only wants them to be good friends, even though their chemistry is really good.
At the end of the day Abby comes in and Harper immediately almost starts a fight with her but they get interrupted again somehow.
I have willed most of the next 20 minutes out of my mind, apparently.
There’s yet another party at this gigantic house because I hate the rich, Abby and Riley talk more. This is the one with the really gay outfit. Abby admits to Riley that she was planning on proposing to Harper, but at this point it’s like she’s a completely different person and she can’t tell who the real Harper is. Riley says it’s probably both of them.
SURPRISE JOHN IS HERE. He comes in the front door and calls for Abby. After Abby’s last phone call he arranged for his therapist to do the pet sitting and he drove all the way here just so he could take her home. Seriously, John has incredible Good Friend Energy. Yet more awkwardness ensues, while John mixes some awkward flirting with Connor into his poor attempt to come off as straight. Abby then walks right up to Harper, says “we’re done” and goes to grab some things to leave. Harper follows her into the room and tries to get her to stay, Abby says she can’t take the hiding and the general misery, the whole experience has been terrible and she’s not sure if Harper is the person she thought she was. Harper argues for her to stay and says she’s caught between being afraid of losing her family if she comes out and knowing she’ll lose Abby if she doesn’t. She promises to come out to them as soon as the holidays are over because Abby is more important to her. They kiss briefly and realize Sloane is in the doorway.
Sloane tries to run to tell the rest of the family because burning Harper’s reputation forever means she’ll be the one their parents love most. They fight in the many hallways of this stupidly enormous rich people house (this is when “Stay out of it, Sappho” happens) and on the way to ruin her sister’s life Sloane finds her husband making out with another ....campaign person? in the pantry and or closet which is big enough to fit two people inside. Now Harper has something to use against Sloane. This family is fucking horrible. Sloane gets to where everyone else is first, and outs Harper.
Harper tries to swear she’s not gay, and sees Abby watching her. She silently turns and walks out the door with John. Harper then grabs a giant painting that Jane spent 100 hours on for the white elephant and smashes it over Sloane’s head and yells at her before falling apart.
Abby and John have another heartfelt conversation where John asks how she came out to her parents, and she said they loved and supported her. Then he said his dad kicked him out on the street and didn’t talk to him for thirteen years. He says everyone’s story is different, and Harper was still going through hers, and it was a hard one. I THINK he acknowledges that if Abby doesn’t feel like she belongs in that story, she shouldn’t force herself to? But that might have been wishful hindsight. Abby comes back into the house to grab her things and leave, Harper comes out to her family right in front of her, Abby says it was too late and leaves anyway. Harper is crushed and the rest of the family starts to see how fucked up they all are.
And then in the span of 7 fucking minutes the parents realize they were shitty to Sloane and Harper and the only reason Jane turned out okay is because they gave up on her, they give a minimal apology to their children, who also realize they were shitty to each other, and then it’s the next day and Abby is there with them, Harper has the ring on her finger, and everyone is magically happy now because the dad turned down his campaign advisor who said she could still work with him if he kept Harper’s “problem” a secret.
Jane’s book becomes a best seller and she’s friends with John now, because he was the only person who seemed genuinely interested in her passion. He sits next to her at her book signing. The end.
No, I’m not kidding.
As soon as it was over, I thought, wow that felt like a rushed happy ending that got slapped onto the end with nothing building up to or deserving it.
After further consideration, that gives it too much credit.
Because honestly? after the first hour and thirty five minutes of this hell, Abby and Harper being together at the end is not even something I would consider a happy ending. I wasn’t satisfied at all. It DEFINITELY felt like Abby ending up with Riley would have been a better movie.
If I had been told beforehand that a lesbian romcom starring Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis, and featuring Aubrey Plaza as Gay Aubrey Plaza would have been an absolutely miserable experience that was hard to sit through and nothing but unpleasant to watch, I would probably have been shocked and disappointed.
But at least I would have not seen this movie. That is my gift to you. Please do NOT watch this.
It was marketed as a romantic comedy and it lived up to neither of those claims. Absolutely terrible movie. The happiest season of all is one where you don’t watch this stressful, uncomfortable disaster.
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Amnesia - Chapter 1
Jumin x Mc
Ending: Happy Ending
Hello, so, I’m really back...I will try my best to write more again ( I know I said it like 1000 times) but for now I hope you guys enjoy this ,,Comeback’’ of mine with a One Shot!!!
,,Doctor, it has been two months since you told me that he will wake up soon, tell me the truth, will he ever wake up?“ you asked the world best doctor with a trembling voice.
It was hard to believe that Jumin and Driver Kim got into an accident, but it happened.
Your best driver unfortunately died immediately, but Jumin had more luck, if we can call it luck.
Ever since then, doctors observed his state in Korea‘s best hospital in Seoul, but nothing changed.
You put your hand on your swollen belly and thought about the boy you had at home, who was crying and craving his father‘s warmth.
Would your children grow up without a father?
Because you would never be able to love another man.
A few more days passed until the phone call you waited for finally arrived.
Jihyun, who was practically living at your place for support, and you immediately rushed there, leaving Yoosung and the temporary nanny together at home with your son.
Your heart was pounding more and more as the closer you got to the hospital.
The driver couldn’t even turn off the car as you jumped out and walked into the hospital.
Jihyun’s words telling you to calm down was just background noise. You also ignored the signs that said ,, No running! ‘’
The only important thing was that Jumin was awake.
Jihyun finally caught up to you and with you he entered the VIP Room Jumin was staying in.
The doctors around him turned to you and smiled at you guys.
,,Jihyun,’’ Jumin softly smiled and looked at you, a bit puzzled.
Perhaps this was the first sign you should have noticed.
But instead, you embraced him and began to sob into his shoulder.
,,Thank you for waking up!’’ you mumbled.
,,How long was I asleep…?’’ he asked the doctor.
,,Way too long, my friend,’’ Jihyun nodded.
,,Two months, three days and 18 hours,’’ you gasped.
,,I see. Jihyun, did you break up with Rika and find yourself a new girlfriend in that time? Who is this pregnant lady?’’ Jumin asked you, making you stop breathing.
Your face was frozen and the happiness vanished.
All that was left was pain, sadness, and fear. A lot of fear.
,,Mr Han, what year is it?’’ the doctor asked him.
,,2015 of course,’’ he replied and looked over at the calendar when he realized that something was wrong.
,,OH MY GOD!’’ you yelled and stumbled back.
,,MC!’’ Jihyun tried to hold you as you collapsed, crying as if your husband died. Well, technically it was as if he actually did die. The man you knew died.
The person you loved died.
After you calmed down and had your own checks, the doctors observed Jumin a bit more and explained that he needed more time, but would eventually get better soon.
You weren’t as optimistic as them.
Your father-in-law, who wasn’t as sad as you expected, quickly arrived too and assured him that you could go home and that he would take care of him.
Indeed, you were tired and worn out and so Jihyun and you returned back after a quick walk around the hospital yard.
,,So this is my wife and mother of my son and she's pregnant with another child?’’ Jumin asked his father.
,,Yes,’’ he simply replied, looking outside of the window too where Jihyun was supporting you.
,,And she’s not a gold digger?’’ he asked his father again, feeling something he once felt while looking at Rika and Jihyun.
There were so many unknown feelings inside him, but seeing you cry made him feel weird.
He couldn’t forget it.
,,Yes, well, I tried to make you marry someone else, but you fell in love with her and even found out that my and your fiancé had some other ideas and so you married her,’’ Chairman Han told him and scrolled down his phone to show him a picture of the two of you on his wedding day.
The next day, Jumin got ready to go to his home together with his father.
,,Driver Kim was the driver that day and died too?’’ he asked him.
He felt… odd, knowing that the second person he knew already died.
Once in the car, Jumin tried to unlock his phone, failing the attempt two times until his father typed in some numbers.
,,What was that Number? Isn’t Elisabeth the 3rd’s birthday the 00.00.0000?’’ he asked his father.
,,I don’t know, but your current password is your son’s birthday, the 05.07.2017’’
Looking down at his phone he saw countless messages and open chats.
Jumin used the time in traffic to check those, just to see messages of you in the chatroom and the other members. Even Zen trying to reassure you that he would wake up soon.
,,JiHo is asking about his father again. He doesn’t understand,’’ a message said.
,,I will be over soon, Mc, just hold on a bit, okay?’’ Yoosung replied again and left the chat.
,,I am scared that Jumin will never see the baby I’m carrying, and I’m scared that I won’t either,’’ you typed and also left the chat that day.
,,I hope that he wakes up soon, for JiHo’s sake and Mc’s…’’ even Zen replied that day, something he didn’t expect.
,,Oh,’’ he said, surprised and inspected the picture he had as background.
A picture of you, pale and worn out, but smiling with a blue bundle in your arms.
A baby.
,,You took the picture surprisingly well since you were crying non stop that day after a few complications. But Jihyun taught you well, and after Mc woke up again, you felt better again,’’ his father said and tapped on his phone, opening all his pictures.
,,Here, see for yourself,’’ he said.
Videos, non-blurry ones, but perfect ones of a black-haired boy walking, laughing with you, watching the stars, and sleeping soundly on your lap.
,,We arrived,’’ Chairman Han said and got out of the car as someone opened the door for him as well as Jumin.
Together they walked into the penthouse, which now looked somehow more like a children’s house.
Pictures on the walls made him look around until the door opened.
,,DADDY!’’ a little boy with a red face and puffy eyes ran towards him.
Hugging his legs, he kept sobbing.
,,Mommy said you got hurt hurt. Are you okay?’’ he asked him, putting his arms in the air, expecting him to get carried.
,,JiHo, I said no running! Daddy is still sick!’’ you told your son and pulled him back.
,,JiHo-ah, shall we play together?’’ Yoosung quickly came and picked him up, going into the room where your son’s cries were still heard.
,,I will need a DNA Test,’’ Jumin nodded.
,,Sorry?’’ you asked him.
,,To see if he is really mine. Afterwards, I will of course pay for all his needs,’’ he commented and looked around.
,,What?’’ you asked him and looked helplessly at Jihyun who couldn’t believe his friend either.
,,So, are we married? Do we have a contract? I will pay you half of everything and also pay your living once you are moved out,’’ Jumin nodded and looked at you.
,,Are you saying that…?’’
,,We will get a divorce. I have no intention of living in my house with a stranger.’’
Chapter 2, Chapter 3 ( not online yet )
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Imma just send another Shisui - you dont have to write them if you dont want to😅, but what about shisui meeting his S/O ex-boyfriend?👀
A/N: Ofc I’ll write them!! I love you 🥺🥺💓 daddy Shisui 😫 it’s a little short tho, anyways.. enjoy!
✎ Shisui meeting his S/O’s ex
LMFOAOAOO I LOVE THIS IDEA— he probably won’t meet him on purpose cause that’s kinda weird. But I think he’d encounter your ex when the two of you are walking through the Leaf village together.
Like he just got back from a really successful mission and you two are going out for some ramen to celebrate. He’s got his arm around you and he’s just filling you in on his mission, he doesn’t get very fair into it though because you hear someone call your name. You both turn around, Shisui still has his arm around you and watches this guy walk up to you two.
He’ll probably feel you tense up and flick his attention away from the person walking towards you two and focus back on you. He’ll ask if you’re okay and is just overall concerned about you tbh. You’ll look at Shisui with a really embarrassed expression because it’s always weird having an ex meet your boyfriend, he can just read it on your face.
He’s like: ohhh. Yikes.
You’re ex finally makes his way over to you guys through the crowd and once he is standing infront of the two of you he is shaking in his shoes lmfaooo. Like nobody can compete with Shisui. Shisui is the upgrade of a lifetime, there’s no more ups to go. He’s the greatest boyfriend out there. It’s a no brainer, everyone who has at least one braincell in the Leaf village knows that.
So that really gets your ex depressed. To make things worse him and Shisui were just on a mission together. Which makes it 10 times more awkward, especially because they were getting along so well.
Anyway, Shisui will be humble asf about it lol. He’s lowkey being cocky all in his head I mean he is an Uchiha after all there’s no escaping that big ego, but he’ll be nice and pretend he is oblivious for the sake of the poor guy. He doesn’t take his arm off you though, just so the guy can get the message.
“Hey, Tobio... I didn’t know you and y/n knew eachother. I’m y/n’s boyfriend.”
Shisui is definitely holding in a laugh the whole time. Boy was he going to tease you about this later. Not to mention.. Your ex looks like a bootleg version of Shisui and to top it off they’re both Shinobi.
Anyways.. You’ll be super confused about how they know eachother and Shisui looks at you with a sly little grin. “Me and Tobio were actually just on a mission together.”
Tobio will just stand there kinda shook the whole time. He was approaching you in hopes of getting you back, cocky about the success of his mission. However, now that he sees who you’re with he is backing down.
So fucking awkward omg.
Like no matter how hard Shisui tried to make him feel a little better or lighten up the mood, your poor ex was visibly distressed.
He did not know you were dating an Uchiha, let alone the Shisui Uchiha. I mean Shisui did mention having a girlfriend while on the mission, but he never said what their name was. There was a lot of awkward silence, even Shisuis jokes were just sorry attempts to lighten up the mood.
You take the silence as an opportunity to grab Shisui and go. “Well.. Uhm, it was nice seeing you again, Tobio.”
You both speed walk the hell away and probably end up running all the way to the ramen place just to escape the awkwardness. Then the two of you laugh for a good five minutes.
It was not a completely unpleasant experience tbh. He handles that way better than most boyfriends would and definitely a lot better than any of the Konoha 11 ever could.
Like I’ve said before, he’s just such a respectable man 1000/10
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How am I supposed to live without you?
Steve Rogers x Reader; Tony Stark x Reader.
Author's Note: Based on the 80′s Banger. This takes place between Civil War and Infinity War.
I could hardly believe it
When I heard the news today
I had to come and get it straight from you
They said you were leavin'
Someone's swept your heart away
From that look upon your face, I see it's true
Steve was astounded as he sees the news reporting in what was the biggest news of the year.
“Billionaire, playboy, and philanthropist Tony Stark has proposed girlfriend (Y/N)(Y/L/N) after keeping their relationship secret for the past two years. Stark was rumored to be dating CEO of Stark industries Virginia Potts, but the rumors where quickly dismissed by Potts two years ago.” The anchor says as footage of you and Tony walking hand in hand with smiles and the shining ring in your hand sparkling mockingly at Steve.
It had been three years since the fight in Germany.
Three years since he saw you, since he was close to you.
Looking back Steve can’t help but feeling like it was his fault. His fault in leaving, his fault in never being completely true to you, always keeping his feelings hidden deeply in his own mind and heart.
For three years he had been in hiding, saving the world, doing what you told him was his best quality.
“That’s what you are Steve, a good hero, but a better man and you will always be my friend, but this time I cannot follow you.”
Those where the last words you ever spoke to him before he fought with Tony, when he had the hope of loving you openly, strongly, like you deserved to be loved.
How Tony got to love you now.
“Is she the one?” Bucky says softly as he looks at the small TV in the old motel room they’d be staying for a couple of nights.
“Yes,” Steve says nothing else as he stands up and leaves, leaving Bucky behind still looking at the TV.
Natasha and Sam are sitting in the small table by the entrance when they see Steve putting his jacket on, quickly figuring out what was happening.
“Steve,” Natasha says trying to find the right words to say.
“You can’t go Steve,” Sam says as directly as possible which stops Steve midway from getting to the door.
“I have to,”Steve says.
“She’s happy Steve,” Natasha says softly.
“And she’s going to get married to Stark, do you think that she’s just gonna leave it all when you where the one that left her,” Sam ask and this question bothers Steve to no end.
“I didn’t leave her, I gave her a choice and she stayed, and I just need to see her, ask her is she’s really in love with him , or,” Steve stops himself, in his rage he was about to say things he had never said before.
“What? If she’s with him for his money, because she was lonely? I thought you knew her better than this.” Natasha says rage laced in her voice leaving the room in one swift move.
Not only had Steve lost you , but the rest of his team did too. You had your strong opinions on the accords, but so did they.
“You really going to go back, mess up her life, and then come back, huh?” Sam asks with intense eyes as Steve finishes putting his jacket on.
“ I just need to see her,” Steve says as he starts walking out of the door.
“Maybe she doesn’t want to see you,” Sam says as Steve closes the door.
Maybe Sam was right, but he never did follow orders.
The 14 hour drive to New York is hard on Steve only stopping when he need gas or a drink of water.
He drives with one goal in mind.
So tell me all about it
Tell me 'bout the plans you're makin'
Oh, tell me one thing more before I go
He arrives at 5:45 am after the gruling drive, feeling tiredness overtake his whole body, but his mind is still going 1000 miles per hour.
He goes near the compound first and is surprised to see how lonely it is. Lights off, no life in it anymore. What else could he expect when half of the team is gone and the other half on perpetual missions.
He takes his phone out and googles Tony’s name knowing that was the fastest way to find you.
Tony Stark and fiancé (Y/N)(Y/L/N) have found their dream home in The Hamptons, the house valued in 15.5 million dollars is everything you would expect a dream home to start a family.
Dean Novak for Architects Digest.
Steve sees wide eyed the beautiful house Tony bought for you and he laughs bitterly.
He walks around his old Brooklyn neighborhood and sighs.
He had met you there, you the pretty diner owner who had become his family after he woke up form the ice. You had become his first friend after Steve had lost everything.
As he approaches your diner he realizes its almost 6:00 am and wonders if you still work there or if you’ve left it for your new life.
As he arrives to the little restaurant he feels a sense of familiarity, and then he sees you.
You, his only temptation, his only want in this modern world, his only thought in the past three years.
He sees you opening the shop smiling at the girl in the front and you laugh loudly enough for Steve to hear it from across the street and he freezes feeling a storm of emotions take over his body.
He wants to rush in and hug you and talk to you and reminisce of the time before he left, how everything was supposed to be.
Then he sees it.
Tony Stark, a man he still considered a friend and coworker, whom he had issues with since he met him, stood there kissing you openly and freely making you laugh as the girls went to work rolling their eyes at the display of affection.
He sees some whispering and you nodding as Tony kisses you one las time and leaves before happily having around as some customers start to go in.
Tony gets in his car driving away while you wave goodbye.
Steve waits for a couple of minutes before he starts walking towards the before going inside.
As he enters all eyes are on him, mostly ignoring him when he takes his old booth in the corner hidden away from everyone.
“How can I help you?” Asked a short brunette who’s name tag said Luisa.
“Cup of coffee,” Steve says and as Luisa is walking away he speaks.
“Would you be able to tell (Y/N) to come?”
“Of course,” She nods with a smile.
Steve waited patiently, Luisa came with his cup and left, drumming his fingers along the cup.
“Morning, how can I help you?” You ask as your eyes widened at the sight.
“(Y/N),” Steve says.
“No, you can’t be here,” you whisper as you start walking away.
Steve is fast and grabs your wrist softly.
“I just need a minute,” Steve says as he looks around making sure no one is looking.
“I can’t do this,” you say as tears appear in the corner of your eyes.
“Please,” he motions to the booth. You sigh and nod taking a seat in front of Steve.
“So,” you motion as you look rigid sitting there.
“I heard the news,” Steve says nervously motioning to the ring in your hand.
“So, Tony, huh?” Steve says quietly.
“He’s a good man, and he loves me Steve.” You say, but continue before he could get another word in.
“When you left you really hurt us, him physically, me emotionally. You must’ve known I had feelings for you back then, but now, I’m finally happy and in love again.” You say seriously.
Steve’s eyes widen at your admission and he swallows hard before nodding.
“I’m sorry about everything (Y/N),” Steve says as he stands up.
“I’m not the one you should apologize to, I’ve forgiven you, Tony on the other hand is gonna be tough.” You say as a couple of tears fall down which you wipe away fast.
“He’ll forgive you one day, I know he misses you.” You say as you start walking away.
“And will you miss me?” Steve questions as you turn to him.
You walk back to him and kiss his cheek softly.
“Always,” you say as you walk away giving him one last look.
“Bye ladies, I’ll be back next week.” You said as you waved at the ladies and looked at Steve giving him a small smile.
Steve sees you getting in Tony’s car and you kiss him urgently earning a laugh and smile.
Steve stands there in a place of happy memories, what felt like lifetime ago. Heaviness set in his bones and a broken heart in his chest.
He get on his bike giving the place one last look as tears fall freely from his eyes. He always thought you’d be his happy ending, not even Peggy or Sharon could compare to the love he had for you.
If he had fought harder, if he’d just let his heart open up to you. This is the price he paid for dreaming so freely of his life with you. In that moment he felt stuck in a fantasy that would never happen.
You would never be his.
He would never come back to ask you to love him. To fix things with Tony.
All he had left was a broken heart and far gone memory of happier days with you.
You had been Steve’s whole world, but now you where someone else’s world.
Steve dries his tears takes one last hopeful look around expecting you running to him telling him you love him.
He waits, one minute, then five, and after fifteen he gets on his bike and drives away back into hiding.
Tell me how am supposed to live without you?
Now that I've been lovin' you so long
How am I supposed to live without you?
And how am I supposed to carry on?
When all that I've been livin' for is gone
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haikyuu!! headcanons
boyfriend scenarios
akaashi, terushima, bokuto as boyfriend
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warnings: none
pairings: akaashi x reader, terushima x fem!reader, bokuto x reader
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akaashi
surprisingly he was the one who confessed to you
would make friends with you first before asking you out because he would only date someone he entirely trusts
he texted you to come to your door at 10 pm on a school day
seriously lucky that you parents weren’t home
and you came outside and he held you the most emotional speech about how he fell in love with you and how he is sorry to ruin you friendship and all and you were in tears already, ready to run and hug him
and ended it with ‘and i know that you don’t feel the same about me but i just wanted this off my chest.’ and he deadass turned around and went away
you were so confused that you stood there for about 5 minutes
the next day at school you caught him before practice, pulled him close to you by his tie and kissed him in front of the whole team
i know it’s hard to imagine but he blushed so bad
and then you just walked away (out of revenge)
but you didn’t come far as he chased after you and kissed you again on the hallway before embracing you, resting his head on your shoulder
he was so happy to have his feelings returned by the person he loves
akaashi is a sneaky bi-... boy
likes to hug you from behind and rest his head on you
he doesn’t like to show it but he gets jealous pretty easy
after you two got together you joined the vbc as manager to spend more time with akaashi since had to practice pretty often, and so you became friends with bokuto and the rest of the team pretty fast
bokuto is totally the type who just randomly picks you up and konoha will jokingly use bad pick up lines on you which will end up in akaashi aggressively starring them down
would not hesitate to get physical if you looked uncomfortable
you two have bake- and study-dates
he helps you with math and you help him with y/f/s
you both prefer to stay inside more than going out
his parents love you and always invite you over to have dinner with them, telling you what a nice person you are and how much more often their son smiles because of you
terushima
flirty flirted his way into your heart
you were in the girls volleyball team of jozenji as a libero
and he fell in love at first sight
met as the coach organised mixed training and you looked so good while keeping the ball in game
instantly asked for your number after practice
and you were like ‘sure. oh you are the captain of the boys team right? your back attack was amazing.’
terushima.exe stopped working
he does hit on girls sometimes but he has never met anyone who not only reacted but complimented him at the same time. from that moment on he was like: ‘her. i want her.’
he saved your number under ‘hotness’ and called you back while you were still in sight what made you laugh
and you picked up making eye contact
‘hello? :)’
‘do you want to go out sometimes?’
‘saturday, 6 pm,[address]. you better be on time.’
you know he was the one who asked in the first place but
terushima.exe shut down
he was on time and you went to the movies and grabbed something to eat for which he paid
straight up kissed you at your front door and asked you to be his girlfriend
you go on dates very frequently
as long as your schedules work out you go to every of his matches and vice versa
makes you wear his club jersey so that everyone could see you are taken even when he was not around
very jealous. a guy only has to do as much as looking at you and you already feel terushima’s tongue piercing in your mouth
you sometimes play volleyball in your backyard as a date
when he wins he braggs about how cool your boyfriend is but when he loses he pretends to lose on purpose
MAKE OUT DATES
MAKE OUT DATES
MAKING OUT AT REGULAR DATES
MAKING OUT
bokuto
didn’t realize that he fell for you first
you were friends first because you were the manager of the team and seriously radiated bokuto-energy
you were always energized and happy, helping everyone and being adored by everyone
bokuto would be 1000 times more motivated with you around (notes taken by akaashi who used that information in matches sometimes)
like seriously everybody with eyes would notice that bokuto had a crush on you. he would get cheery with you around and go emo when you were absent. he gave you little piggyback rides and in general talked about you 24/7
‘look akaasi the funny meme y/n sent me yesterday!’
‘very funny bokuto-san’
the only ones not knowing about the situation were you and bokuto
he couldn’t tell he had feelings for you as more as a friend until...
at one practice konoha and washio cornered you
not on purpose though but asked you something club related. you were leaning on the wall and they were so close talking down to you. you were too nice to say you felt uncomfortable but you looked like it.
and bokuto saw that and became super duper hyper mad
‘HEY HEY HEY. DON’T YOU SEE THAT THEY ARE FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE? back off alright?’ and he stomped over to you gripping your arm and dragging you out the door.
washio and konoha were really shocked by the sudden outburst of their captain. like the rest of the team.
you were really grateful but also embarrassed because bokuto had caused such a ruckus
‘hey bokuto? thank you.’
‘ah ha. it was nothing really.’
‘yeah but why did you lash out at them like that?’
‘yeah why did i do that...’
and his face lit up as he realized. he turned around,ran back as fast as lightning, screaming ‘AKAASHIIIII’ leaving you standing there confused
he confessed to you days later with about 5 boxes of chocolates and 20 red roses
and was the happiest little owl when you said yes,dropping all the flowers and chocolate in the process of hugging you
you two love to go on dates in the park and on walks late at night
once you two were on a walk and it started raining and bokuto felt so bad because he was the one suggesting it. both of you were wet to the bones
you looked so beautiful with your hair all wet and wearing his coat that he just kissed you. that was your first kiss. in the rain, cold sitting at a bus station. and he apologized instantly because he wasn’t sure if you wanted it
you shut him up with another kiss. boy blushed so hard
lots of pda. bokuto is very touchy to begin with but as you encouraged it he literally always had at least one hand at you
he gets jealous pretty easy but doesn’t realize it. he really gets aggressive
‘akaashi he is flirting with my precious y/n. let me AT HIM!!’
and after that he goes emo mode and before you know it akaashi or you have to comfort him
‘look bokuto-san that only shows how great your girl-/boyfriend is and how much they love you when had so many options and chose you.’
and then one kiss of you and everything is forgotten
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