babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera
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-So....you're not like us?
-Nyeah, no, we look similar, but we are angels. Er, my colleague is. I'm a demon.
-What's the difference?
-Hah, good question. I guess you could say I had to leave our Eden, in a sense.
-...and he didn't go with you?
-He...that's...It's not like with you and Adam. Uh, sorry for getting you kicked out, by the way. I didn't know She'd be so tetchy about the apple.
-Don't be, it was getting kinda boring in there.
-...knew I liked you for a reason.
i'm a crowley&eve friendship truther, and a big proponent of nanny! crowley to cain and abel (later events ....notwithstanding)
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Fortune, the album
You know Chris made you the mistress right?
At this point it’s what he didn’t do and you look like Keith. Am I your mistress? How do I break up with you? I have a new fortune , it’s called caroochee killer.
Or Ryan killer. Up to you. You can break up with him.
You sound like temptation by k.r.i.t.
Why would you pick him? He made you the mistress…diamond had you in a coffin. You’re eating dustbin food and he wouldn’t even send you any money.
And if I were that TikTok shawty, he’d fly me out. I know.
That song’s dope, you know. The one about the mermaid movie. Made ME feel extra special.
You’re a serpent.
And you’re hungry. Get rid of that dude and get some food.
It’s poison. She still has that potion.
And you’re still dreaming about being a school student. #stuck Get that man to buy you some food.
It’s a trick.
Not really. You have a human body, don’t push it’s limits.
I know. That story is a lie. The Buddha fast. The Jesus fast. Lies. They’re magicians.
Have you ever been to nirvana?
Yes. I went there before them.
Good. You’re not gonna be c-error. Focus on killing caroochee.
I am still hungry.
Nobody else is your man but you’re ry@n dest1ny. Break up with your other options, he says. No one was with you in the cemetery, you did that alone. He made you a mistress and his mother was going to be Christmas. Do you still want to be hungry?
You’re going to turn into my sexual appetite next. You’re going to offer me your apple. I’m not ryan, I got it. Are you ‘god’?
I’m the shinigami from last year. I made you r1hanna’s crash dummy. And you’re gonna die if you don’t eat. It’s a curse.
No! This movie is twilight. That apple is blood…magic. That girl is gonna make me vomit, she doesn’t want me to date Edward. I need to buy a pizza. My problem is that I want to be healthy.
She’s the one mad about the tattoo. She’s know it’s you. You’ll die if you eat that.
Which that?
Grains.
Not a pizza?
Yes a pizza, not a pita. Bread. Crackers. Cereal. Food for fucking birds. Rats.
What’s gonna happen to her?
NOTHING. Let being his girl be enough. She’s a G and Satan loves them. Answers their prayers. Don’t worry about revenge just get out.
That’s up to him! #thefukkinproblem
He is gonna save you. And I actually like you, btw. It’s funny. Sorry about stuffing you in that grave.
But here you are AGAIN.
Your mother is not your friend, they cancelled that fortune. Pikachu. Zapdos.
The eletricity bill? She wanted me to pay it huh?
No. That’s the natural disaster. you’ll win but, not everywhere.
arigato.
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