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linterteatime · 7 months
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And now she will ask if you have games on your phone
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peregrine5 · 4 months
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Watched like ten minutes of the iskall vault hunters episode where etho has bunny ears and now he looks like this in my mind forever
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gunpowder-tim · 2 years
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um anyways have poem
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foofyarts · 4 months
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Managed to get a good chunk of the ember language decoded though can’t do much else unless there’s more moments of it’s use in the game that I missed
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kal-culator · 2 years
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Hope I'm not late
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hearts4juzi · 7 months
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he's so soft i wanna kiss him <33
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borealopelta · 8 months
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angel on your shoulder this devil on your shoulder that WRONG!!! shiny dinosaur on your ear
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thatmoththoth · 16 days
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Garlic is a town in Italy. This is because garlic was actually imported by aliens into the town of Garlic, who used the garlic to make garlic bread. The aliens are also collectively known as the Garlic. My name is also Garlic by strange coincidence. There’s a ritual I often take where once a year I will go to Garlic from some garlic bread. I call this ritual Garlic.
So I, Garlic, garlic to Garlic to purchase Garlic-Garlic garlic bread, with extra garlic, as both the Garlic and the Garlic could use the extra funds to trade their Garlic-Garlic garlic bread..
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I sat down in my arm chair to read a book, but I somehow ended up writing 6k sangyao accidental eggpreg smut where NMJ is still hoping that the fox pup MY gave birth to is a hallucination.
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eversplode · 1 year
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...Ah, Ruffles!
I'm glad to see you in good health, gladder still you have decided to pay little old me a visit!
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Oh, another pearl? Alright, let's see here...
Ah, I remember this. You must have found this in the depths of my superstructure. I'm surprised it's in such good condition.
This is a piece of creative writing, written by yours truly! Though, I wrote it quite a while ago, during a... transitional period. I seem to recall my creators being somewhat embarrassed by sharing personal works, and I'm ashamed to say I've inherited that instinct. But, I will not deny you it if you truly wish to hear.
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*giggle* Alright, no need to wear yourself out!
The title of this piece is "Weightless."
Weightless
A common feeling for random gods
We float in our cans
Tides come in and out
Fed by the rains we mercilessly produce
Eons pass as we drink
Stumbling through the dark
To bring a knife
To a tether we've never known
Weightless
An honour
A privilege few know
And a curse all will bear
To fly free from tethers keeping us down
Holding us down
Securing us down
Weightless
To float free through the cycles
Though weighed by burden and purpose
It doesn't matter
Weight means nothing as you float away
Weightless
Floating
Down, down, down
From my perch atop the world
Flying, untethered
My goal, inadvertently reached
A foreign hand, slashing the chain
That kept be safe in my prison
Weightless
And as I soar wildly
Freely
Without control
Tell me
If all I've ever wanted is to be free
Then why
Am I so scared
Of floating away?
...I'm glad that you enjoyed it, little one! I do hope I conveyed the themes well enough.
I suppose I find it funny, especially at the time this was written, how when faced with the prospect of escaping the curse of the cycle, I wished I could stay.
I believe my creators had a saying, "better the devil you know than the one you don't."
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*giggle* I'm not entirely sure what a devil is either.
...I think I was correct. Wishing to stay.
After all, if I had left, I would have never met you!
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...The rain will be here soon. You should go find shelter, little one.
Don't worry, you know I've survived plenty of rain storms! I can handle a few more.
I hope to see you again soon!
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...Maybe I should write some more...
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backslashdelta · 2 years
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Kurtbastian ▶ illicit affairs by Taylor Swift
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its-rat-time-babey · 2 years
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Random headcanon:
The head of the beastkeeping coven before Eberwolf was basically the boiling isles version of a poacher.
The previous head was a massive big game hunter, hunting any rare creature they could find simply because they could and because they enjoyed the thrill of the hunt, plus they would skin and/or taxidermy the thing afterwards so they could use it as a decoration or trophy in their house. They’d often use their high status as a coven head as an excuse to hunt endangered and protected animals.
They also collected human artifacts for a time, especially ones associated with human animals. Their prized positions are a tigerskin rug that was found in good condition and a very old elephant gun that they repaired and modified using magic.
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When your mom's going to get a job for the first time in over 20 years while you're still in school because even though she doesn't think she quite needs to your dad's stressed about money and you know what she's not saying is that your medical bills are a huge part of it :p
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genderfluid-druid · 4 months
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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girlstressed · 4 months
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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