can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

I wanna get experimented on so bad. Strap me down to a table with my thighs spread apart and my cunt on display. Rub my cock in slow circles to see how long it takes me to start squirming. Tease a vibrator up and down my slit to see just how wet I can get. Make a list of all the sensitive little places that make me moan. Finger me and suck me and vibe my cock while you watch and observe all my reactions. See just how many orgasms you can wring out of me before I'm sobbing from the stimulation, writhing against the restraints, begging you to stop. Keep going and see how long it takes before I can't even make sounds anymore, just twitching and drooling helplessly on the table. Record it all for research so you can remember all the best ways to make me scream. Use them against me when I least expect it and learn all the things you can do to turn me into your needy little fuck toy

It's honestly such an experience when an older person genders me correctly its insane

oh my god i forgot to post my absolute favorite strip from gay comix (issue #2, 1981)

heaven is a shade of lavender

is this music i love music

I've been doodling this exact mini comic everywhere since 2018 and I've finally drawn it properly what a day to be alive

this is an appreciation post for elle argent's wardrobe 💖

there are some posters on here i find incredibly annoying and clearly have really grating personalities in spite of occasionally making a good point. but mostly i just ignore them and maybe roll my eyes at their self-important posting style instead of trying to make shit up about them being an evil sex pervert. much better way to handle that imo

married steddie but they don't live a super lavish life. they're dirt poor, living in a small house at the end of a dead end road that they rent off one of wayne's buddies. steve's a manager at walmart along with robin. eddie's main job is welding but he also does tattooing on the side, so they host a lot of tattoo parties for their friends every other weekend.

there's music and beer and laughing. eddie always asks steve, "you want a new one, baby?" bc all of steve's tattoos have been done by eddie. he won’t let anyone else near him with a gun. eddie doesn’t give him giant ones, only ones that take up a small-ish patch of skin.

inevitably, there's always teasing from their friends. "we gotta pay for ours, how come you ain't charging him, huh?"

to which steve answers, after snagging eddie's beer from his hand and taking a swig and winking, "oh, don't worry, i'll pay him later tonight."

their friends hoot and holler at eddie's flustered grin as steve smacks a kiss to his cheek.

Plus size trans men are cool as fuck. Rb if you agree.

it’s all ok! <3

we need to start sexualizing hrt injections