After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me

Something I find really funny about the glass onion among us scene is that no one is actually dead yet which means that blanc either just vented in front of everyone or he was that suspicious that everyone caught on immediately

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(I love how she was like I’ll adopt in the tags and everyone was immediately like ‘please take me with you’)

you are not gonna be able to guess what lucky circumstances I managed to accidentally get myself into this time lmao I secured myself a spot at a nude drawing class without even knowing it was a nude drawing class. it’s absolutely fantastic tho! the class is usually super popular and spots are hard to get so I was really lucky

Before he was Jack Dawson or any of the other iconic roles he’s played, Leonardo DiCaprio was Luke Brower on Growing Pains, an orphan who stays with the Seavers while they help him find a foster home.

Growing Pains was a mid-80s/early-90s sitcom and the heavy-handedness of 80s sitcoms is definitely present in the clip. That being said, he’s 16 here, if I remember correctly, and just by watching this, it’s obvious that this kid was going to go places.

Whyyyyyy is it, in 2022, still controversial that my husband does 100% of the laundry in the house? I swear, if it was the other way around no one would have thought twice about it.

Zoro is just so genuine

any person that calls the dashboard a timeline or feed is sentenced to 100 hours of the wrong post blowing up

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Knowledge Revenge.

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

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