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lost-in-prose · 2 years

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Orientation “Week”

I don’t know what kind of preppy, rich, crackhead hellscape I have managed to get myself into, but I know one thing for certain: this school is dope.

Now, since I am unequivocally horrible at writing out little excerpts of my time here, I will compact this tomfoolery into pulled points. It is as follows:

was told I have a nice accent by someone who is from Georgia (???)

called “ma’am” by a guy that is 100% older than me

has a stash pile of donuts in my room (3 boxes)

met a guy who was so energetic I’m pretty sure he’s on all the drugs

same guy argued with a figure skater in Russian (neither are Russian)

said figure skater is friends with a bunch of Olympic Gold athletes

became friends with a girl from Vietnam

watched a bunch of shirtless guys play an exaggerated game of invisible tennis, the net and ref tower being shirtless dudes as well

spun around in a chair so much that I almost threw up in a Walgreens parking lot

had a pickup line competition in front of the entire freshmen class and one dude said “I’m no doctor but I’m fairly certain you’ll get at least one inch tonight”

found out “National Ghost Hunting Day” and “National Mashed Potato Day” is on our campus calendar

ran for my life from a sprinkler

broke my dorm room lock

lock got fixed

only to accidentally lock ourselves out because it didn’t work again

found a pair of soaked underwear in the middle of our shower room

found out someone got an alcohol violation on the first night here

ATE SNOCONES

obtained an obnoxious shorts tan line

drank over 140 fl oz of water in the span of 12 hours

woke up at 5 am, went to go wash my face because that’s what you do, found someone vacuuming our hall

got a football launched at my face (I was sitting on a balcony in an auditorium)

popped a blood vessel in my eye somehow

so many sex jokes like what the ass people (BY THE ORIENTATION STAFF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE)

Had someone tell me they could fit 87 skittles in their mouth as an introduction

That’s it for now, but I will definitely have more later on. I have 2 more days of the bullshit and I just have a feeling that tonight its gonna get wild

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taeminscoconuthead · 1 year

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I’m so sorry for being offline for a while- had to deal with college lol

#safe #who else in college?#and yes i meant all kinds #uk college #american college #you name it

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sherin-sandra · 2 years

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Memories 💜

#indianstyle #american college #madurai #beautiful #sunset #memories #Spotify

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psvintagestore · 5 months

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https://megaempire.etsy.com/listing/1611308265

80s Kentucky Wildcats

#kentucky wildcats #University of Kentucky #ncaa football #ncaa #ncaa women’s basketball #crewneck #etsyshop #sweater #etsyseller #80s sweatshirt #vintage #etsy #american college

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botanyshitposts · 2 months

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incredibly obvious statement but it MUST be said. ah to be a lichen or shrub on a mountaintop

#lichens #I’m just sayin. on a mountain rn and just sayin #not many mountains in the American Midwest so I gotta get my lichen time in when I can #love seeing guys I know from Iowa and also guys I haven’t seen since my college’s herbarium!!

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hollowwish · 9 days

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You guys do realize a lot of watcher fans complaining about the six dollars don't just need to "cancel their disney+ or hulu subscriptions." They're the people who ALREADY can't afford streaming services. It's not that they should be supporting independent creators over big corporations, it's that they literally cannot afford to do either.

#Some people in this tag genuinely do not know how poverty works #Like. 6 dollars is A LOT by american standards right now #And that's not even counting countries with currency worth less #For some watcher fans this is literally '6 dollars towards content or 6 more dollars towards rent to keep my housing #Or food so I don't starve'#ren posting #watcher #watcher entertainment #Edit: there's also people like me who CAN AFFORD IT #But they have better things to put money towards. Like college and therapy and medications and a mortgage #So not every fan who can afford it will because there are simply more important things to pay for. Especially in this economy

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rayofday · 1 year

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(via Academic Weapon | Academic Weapon Meme | Academic Weapon Guy | Academic Weapon Meaning Classic T-Shirt by rayofday)

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lionofchaeronea · 2 months

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The Fountains at Night, World's Columbian Exposition, Winslow Homer, 1893

#art #art history #Winslow Homer #genre painting #genre art #night scene #American art #19th century art #oil on canvas #Bowdoin College Museum of Art

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perfettamentechic · 2 years

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Patrick Robinson - Paskho

Paskho by Patrick Robinson #patrickrobinson #paskho #moda #communitymadeinitiative #fashion #paskhocommunitymade #storiadellamoda #creatoredimoda #creatoredistile #perfettamentechic

Patrick Robinson è uno stilista americano, ha lavorato per Giorgio Armani, Anne Klein, Perry Ellis, Paco Rabanne e Gap, ed è fondatore e CEO di Paskho Community-Made. Laureato alla Parsons School of Design, Robinson è membro del Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) dal 1994. Patrick Robinson è nato l’8 settembre 1966 a Memphis, nel Tennessee, il padre era un medico. È cresciuto a Los…

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artistic-arteries · 2 years

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Huge shout out to my academic advisor for pulling a Bob Parr and telling me information she'd get in trouble for telling me and saving me a lot of time and money

#academic life #college #education #american education #american college

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lost-in-prose · 2 years

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Wofford Chronicles

Orientation "Week"

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klanced · 5 months

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people like to joke that batman is a furry but my hottest batman take is that batman is actually a metaphor for gender expression and drag (he is performing hyper masculinity)

#batman #batfam #dc #yeah i'll tag this post #i took a queer cinema and film class in college and now everything is camp to me #but seriously the 80s and 90s batman films are SO camp and they're so much fun #you can also apply a queer lens to the nolanverse movies in the sense that you can recognize how those movies #are incredibly emblematic of the post 9/11 characterization of superheroes as relating to both american pride and identity #but also the militarization of superheroes and the idealized hyper masculinity of superheroes as well

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californiannostalgia · 2 months

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seems to me like zac oyama is repping some experiences of asian american schoolkids, defined by such hits like 'regulate your anger,' 'communicate clearer to deliberately misunderstanding assholes,' and 'perpetual sense of unbelonging in both the american part and the asian part of your life.'

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #zac oyama #gorgug thistlespring #great stuff! I can't watch that shit for entertainment #the asian american strugglebus... feeling like an alien hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha #this is just surface level personal experience ofc like maybe I had a very specific version of childhood #oh yeah did i mention the Designated Role you get in school lol that's fun for literally nobody who ever attended school schools suck #but education is good! try not to drop out or at least get geds they help college is a good thing check out crash course on youtube #panic rambling in the tags tonite #my thoughts #talking about my asian-ness makes me so nervous my westernized brain is yelling 'shut up! shut up!'#I enjoy gorgug being rage-ful as a treat #asian things

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fitstud · 1 month

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#american life #college student #jock #young hunk #hot sportsmen #jacob elordi #euphoria #high school

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notacluedo · 5 months

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alison reynolds!!¡ (and renee + alison doodle)

#aftg #alison reynolds #the foxhole court #All of these are referenced from gossip girl btw serena van dev woodsen is very Alison coded #Worst man Dan Humphrey with his dumbass buzzcut can be Seth <3 #My art #I also don’t know if college sports people wear those letterman’s I’m not american

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