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dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl · 6 months

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With revelation that Laudna and Imogen were only ever intended to be platonic besties, I think CR C3 might be one of the first recorded instances of legitimate het-baiting

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #laudna #imogen temult #bells hells #imodna #my gals are coming back this week!#lol and i mean those characters totally het-baited their creators too #laura bailey got fully possessed by that sapphic horse girl #also this is a joke #y’all

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musicalcompanions · 9 months

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Here's what I have to say about Good Omens s2:

If we dont get s3 to fix this I'm going to kill myself in front of Neil Gaiman to change the trajectory of his life

#good omens #go #gos2spoilers #good omens spoilers #spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #innefable husbands #aziracrow #neil gaiman #why do this to me #also why #i get it #its beautiful #also this is a joke #based on something neil himself said #tw // suicide mention

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revvethasmythh · 17 days

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feminism is otohan finishing off chetney but not taking extra hits against imogen when she was already down

#if this was factually incorrect. don't @ me i'm drunk homie #cr spoilers #cr3e91 #critical role #bells hells #also this is a joke

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lordandladywhistledown · 10 days

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Colin before marriage: ravages Penelope in a carriage

Colin after marriage: falls asleep the second he gets into the carriage, prompting Penelope to hit him awake

#colin man marriage has made you soft #you can't get her half naked one time and then ignore her the other #tsk tsk #also this is a joke #please im afraid of many polin stans #polin #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton s3 #luke newton #nicola coughlan #bridgerton 3 #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #penelope bridgerton

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musicalchaos07 · 5 months

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Jonathan Byer's foolproof guide to getting the girl:

Zoom in on photos you took of a creature.

Commit theft at your fake little brother's funeral.

Tell her your traumatic lore

#it really only took Nancy two hangouts to get the daddy issues trauma out of him #HER POWER #also like s1 Jancy is truly wild if you think about it longer than the minutes #like WTF were these kids doing #also this is a joke #stranger things #jancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #jonathan x nancy #nancy x jonathan

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dramatic-delirium · 1 month

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AU where Howl is considered Spiderman because his house is filled with them.

By Howl I mean Mr Howell Jenkins who owns a castle that can float.

By them I mean spiders. He houses spiders. The absolute madman. No particular reason, he just likes them. (And how they fix their webs even if you ruin them forever, which is cute but also I do not have the stomach to have spiders crawling around in my bedroom my guy)

Also he has no noticable powers, nor actual responsibilities tbh. He's Spiderman like how spider-therapist is Spiderman.

He's is not contacted by Spider society because Miguel is jealous of him sustaining a family in another universe doesn't like anomalies. Howl knows of Spider-verse and all but is, as always, an unbothered icon.

Nothing different happens.

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purplecelestial-buddy · 1 month

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I'm always pushing my aroace Hirano agenda but I accept and appreciate any and all other headcanons. However, be for real, this guy compared Kagi's romantic ideals to the Civil Law and you want me to believe that he gets romance?!?!

#even Kagi was surprised #also this is a joke #I'm aroace and allowed to make this joke #anyway #Hirano to Kagiura #maybe Harusono bless Kagi with lots of patience because his beloved doesn't have a romantic bone in his body

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altarwaiting · 9 months

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I'm a swiftie that's like "if you weren't here in 2016/2017 idc about your opinions" except for 2012-2014...if you weren't getting into fights on instagram daily with 1d fans and dragging your parents to 8 different walmart's to find taylor branded diet coke boxes you wouldn't get it :/

#also this is a joke #it's all kind of silly TO ME #personal

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cure-typhoon · 9 months

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Vriska in her talk with June after killing Tavros

#homestuck #vriska serket #june egbert #also this is a joke

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mooseonahunt · 6 months

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TGCF x Serennedy AU where Luis saves Leon once and Leon spends the next 800 years pining after him and going to extreme lengths to do right by him.

#i’m just spitballing here #but also if you haven’t caught on by now I’m a total sucker for Leon being dangerously devoted to Luis #Leon pining horrendously bad after Luis is so good I’m here for it #serennedy #serrennedy #moose posting #also this is a JOKE #I’m not about to put these two westerners into a xianxia novel

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yourdaddyfigure · 7 months

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Anyone wants to be my new bestie? @xsunburstx has been let go and blocked 😌 on to bigger and better things 😌

#don’t mind my rambling #also this is a joke

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hawkinssxcrxts · 7 months

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Joe Keery’s crush on Dacre Montgomery vs Joseph Quinn’s crush on Joe Keery: fight

#I’m not making a statement on the characters just saying #dacre montgomery #Joseph Quinn #Joe keery #stranger things #also this is a joke #I don’t believe they have crushes on each other I’m just saying they occasionally look at the other like 👀

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demonicchicken1121 · 6 months

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everyone on here is just like "omg Josh Hutcherson as Mike is Perfect he's so babygirl!!! 😭😭😭❤️💕😍😍😍❤️"

stop lying to yourselves. people have been saying that about Mike for years, and the only visual representation we had was a pixelated purple corpse. They could have cast just about anyone and yall would be saying the same shit

#fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #josh hutcherson #also this is a joke #i stand by my point but josh hutcherson definatly contributed to the babygirlification of movie mike #also dont take this as any shade on him #i love him as an actor #but if i drop dead tomorrow it was definatly the josh hutcherson simps responding to this post

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skiingonsaturn · 2 days

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I know Strangers is like a song about Ethel watching herself from the beyond get literally cannibalised but in the least unhinged way possible when that guitar comes in I just wanna slam my head repeatedly against a concrete floor and lay in the blood...

In the least unhinged way possible.

#ethel cain #hayden anhedönia #strangers ethel cain #preachers daughter #im late to the party #but let me have this #also this is a joke #kind of #im fine #i swear #i also mean this in a good way #i need to express my love for this album okay #getting back into that tumblr mindset

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signoraviolettavalery · 7 months

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Did Ponorelli dress them for tonight's concert and if so what was that conversation like

Kris: I maybe go dumped again and I want to look as Cunty as possible

Ponorelli: say no more

Bojan: I want to look a little manwhore-ish. but, ya know, with sleeves.

Ponorelli: okay, gotcha.

Jan: I got it covered.

Ponorelli: I have seen you dress and I believe you.

#joker out #this is pure and utter speculation idk if Kris got dumped #also this is a joke

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whumperofworlds · 5 months

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If I made a post saying that I'm leaving the whump community, I'm either:

1. Kidnapped and it's a cry for help

Or

2. Dying.

#the community is THAT good #it helped me out of my shell and all. i refuse to say goodbye to it #yeah there are flaws but doesn't every community?#wow rambles #whump community #death mention #also this is a joke #don't worry i'm not going anywhere

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