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birdytaste · 1 month
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Old stuff .
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darthschabba · 26 days
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Be Kind.
Always.
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writingsbychlo · 1 year
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imagine specifically saying “don’t read if you’re an elriel stan you might get offended but remember this is just my opinion (which I’m entitled to)” and an elriel fan reads, gets offended, and then needs to comment. babe???
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avisisisis · 2 years
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Modern AU where Jiang Cheng has heart problems
It's not that much of a huge deal. His life isn't in danger, and he can do stuff like sports and everything. So, it's not too important. But he does have them, even if it's easy to ignore it
Everything was fine, until Wen Chao poisons him as some sort of terrible prank, so now he is in danger of death. He's going to die, and he's going to die soon. He only has about, what, five years left? He's devastated. Stops eating, drinking water, never gets out of bed and barely interacts with people
The only way to do that would be by someone giving him their own heart. But the price is too much, and with his parents dead and not much money from them left, they can't afford to get it
Wei Wuxian knows a lot of people, so it's no surprise that he's friends with a doctor. He tells Jiang Cheng that his grandmother (Baoshan Sanren duh) knows how to fix his heart without needing a donor. He tells Jiang Cheng to pretend he's him, to say that she owes him a favor and to demand to get his heart back, all while blindfolded. The woman tells him to lie down and to sleep. She gives him anesthesia, and he passes out. When he wakes up, his heart is healed
Meanwhile, Wei Wuxian convinces Wen Qing to perform a surgery, even if it was illegally. He gives up his heart, and gets a pretty shitty one in return. He promises to never let Jiang Cheng know about it, even if now he was going to be the one to die
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swiftwaterprawn · 1 year
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Order-66 fix it, just for Kix. Rating: Mature (violence).
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kingslionheart · 1 year
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Aelswith <3 for the character ask
1: sexuality headcanon: either bisexual or pansexual, still trying to figure it out because i can't let go of the potential there could have been with some women on the show
2: otp: aelswith x alfred <3
3: brotp: aelswith & eadith, even tho there could be some romantic potential there as well
4: notp: noneee
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: she would like painting, i don't know why but just know it is true
6: favorite line from this character: "Abbess Hild, be sure to wash your hands", I AM obsessed with the passive aggression
7: one way in which I relate to this character: the way she's always there for her family
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: i don't know if it is the fever that's making me go insane and forget most things, but i can't think of anything right now
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? cinnamon roll, i don't care
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wasabi-gumdrop · 7 days
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
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s4gefr0g · 2 months
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Are object shows made for aro, ace and aroace people or at least people of those spectrums?
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justaneedle · 4 months
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There have been too many "pizza, plate and falling" jokes in my life lately... it never ends well
I have a love for the past life flashback trope where you only pick two characters and go on
And now the image of Jessie and Reno getting drunk together lives free in my brain, idk
Everyone around has hundreds of questions about wtf is going on, and they just complain to each other 'cause there is no one else
Like, the same with Tifa – in the OG she had no problems with AVALANCHE's actions
Take almost any character, pit them against themselves with similar, but still different personalities, and watch how everything goes up in flames
and fuck, this whole thing with the timeline changes in the Remake DOESN'T HELP
...the interaction bw Jessie and Reno is just my small personal guilty pleasure consisting of jokes about the deaths of many NPC
Sorry not sorry
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At some point, I began to realize the whole “Hurt No Comfort” of this situation and I needed to distract myself...
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venjoia · 6 months
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have been feeling a little far away from everyone i hang out with its like there's a thin glass wall between us it's not a big scary wall we're close but not close enough for me to feel like we're together.... i guesss lmaoo not sure idk
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nerdpoe · 12 days
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Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham This is not a good time.
He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.
It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.
So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.
He used them to vent.
Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.
The goons actually backed off.
One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.
Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.
So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.
She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.
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there are probably a lot of people here that are a perfect match for me
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kairisk · 3 months
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You have to take it out. Otherwise how can you expect to heal?
this is up on my INPRNT as per usual! This time tho I'll be donating any proceeds to Care for Gaza.
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dudedidujust · 1 month
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Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.
Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.
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shareefhoe · 10 months
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i wish i could be honey bunny. 🐰
Everyone is a hunny bunny
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r3ynah · 3 months
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I Can be everything and anything, at once
A 27 years old Phantom was challenged to a bet, by his co-workers at the watchtower. Green lantern stated along with the the other heroes that If he could help every single one of them at least once in a month while not using any his powers and he also had to be physically and mentally there as he helps them. the cherry on top was that he needed to use his real identity instead of his ghost form in this mission.
If Phantom successfully conceals his civilian identity, while helping them, he gets to know everyone's deepest darkest secrets.
But if he loses, he must do everyone a favor and must keep it no matter how outrageous it is.
Ofcourse Phantom agreed, because he was no bitch, okay so maybe he is, he only accepts bets like this if he knows that'll he'll win. so yeah.
Besides, having no powers for this, is really a piece of cake, if you're a raging gender fluid that knows his way around makeup and can easily change the sound of his voice, to be honest the shapeshifting parts that he got from his powers are basically just add-ons.
Well what was he waiting for? afterall he needed all the blackmail he could get, not as Phantom but as Daniel James Fucking Fenton, this was an opportunity to go batshit crazy and he was absolutely stealing it.
The very first hero Danny approached to help was Wonder Woman, who thanked Danny who was now disguised as a woman wearing a long ass Red wig, and some clothes he "borrowed" from Jazz who just joked about Danny being her twin, and wished him luck.
"Thank you, young lady for your brave actions to help me." Wonder woman sincerely thanked the boy in disguise as she held both of Danny's hands as gratitude "may I ask the name of my savior? "
"My name's El, It's a pleasure to know you." Danny smiled a little wider.
The second was Flash, which Danny found completely amusing because of the way he helped the speedy hero, who tripped while patrolling around the city.
Danny who was now in a more gothic attire( thanks to Sam's help) caught the hero's wrist before he embarrassingly fell face first on the ground.
"You okay there sir?" Danny asked, as he kept a firm grip on the man's wrist to make sure he doesn't fall.
Meanwhile Flash who thought he was in those korea tv romance dramas only blue screened for a few seconds before finally get his shit together. "yeah- um- name's Flash, and you are?"
The hero tripped on his own words, making Danny amused as fuck. "James, it was nice to finally meet you"
Okay, about like three weeks in, and Danny managed to help almost everyone in the watchtower, and only a few more to go,( he didn't get why most of the heroes he helped either started to stutter or blue screen in their spot once they talk to him. like damn is this how all of you treat every civilian who interacts with you? that's just sad) but at this time, Dan and Elle found out, and were now demanding to join, with the excuse of basically being Danny but in alternate or clone form, which Danny had no choice but to give in, I mean he wasn't breaking any rules so technically this was alright.
Danny wanted to take a break so Dan took over this time.
currently Nightwing was observing the outside of the gala, Bruce was invited to, something about a bunch of drugs being hidden within the crowd, and was now being passed around.
He intently remained focused on his observation, while also keeping a conversation with Oracle and the others on the comms, he didn't realize that he was too far off the edge of the railing he was standing on, until he missed a step.
Nightwing would never admit that he let a quiet squeal to his siblings ever as he fell, he closed his eyes and braced for impact, he would never expect to fall into the arms of a man 3x bigger than him, he stared at the man, and the man stared at him. 'holy shit' Nightwing thought.
The man, chuckled making Nightwing internally scream. "When I wished for Desiree, to make someone from above to save me from this trash party, I didn't think it would be one of the birds of gotham, to come and fall for me let alone the handsome one."
Okay Nightwing was now full on red from blushing, he was put down gently by the man on the ground, before offering a handshake, once Nightwing accepted the handshake, Dan pulled the hand closer to his mouth then gave a quick peck on the back of the hand vigilante's hand. "My name's Dan Masters, it's a pleasure to meet you."
his siblings can eat dirt on how they were teasing Nightwing Right now, but this was fucking worth it.
And the last to have gotten help from Danny was John Constantine, Danny actually had a reason on why he saved John for last, and that's because John actually knows Danny's identity, so for this mission he asked the help of his daughter Elle.
Elle had helped John by fixing a ruined summoning circle, who also helped him negotiate with a demon, and somehow all day, Elle just stuck to Constatine's side, her explanation? 'He'll die without me' fair point John thought as he took the kid, to order ice cream and to hangout in the park.
"You know kid, you remind me of someone." Constantine stated while keeping his eyes on what's infront of him, which was just a bunch of trees.
Elle who sat next to him, still eating her Ice cream looked up at him and said. "Really?"
"Yeah like you two literally have the same aura and all just a little different, but I don't know who yet." He replied and ruffled the kid's hair. making the girl laugh.
"Hey John!" Danny greeted behind them, and then all the gears inside of Constantine's head began to work. he let out a groan as he realized the girl beside him was the clone of the man behind him, well he needed to kiss that secret of his goodbye. here on this spot right now or he'll die of embarrassment if he waited any longer.
"Danny, let's go on a date." Constantine stated, not facing the Man.
this comment made the Father and Daughter choke on literal air.
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