My giggle for the day.

so there is a CLEAR BIAS *looks at fave character poll runner accusingly* /silly

but my IMPORTANT PIECE OF PROPAGANDA will NOT go to waste. vote kipps on the fave-character-poll (not going to @ them because they're probably getting like a billion notifications rn)

a vote for kipps is a vote for the bit!!!! and also me giving in to petty rage !!!!!!! check the reblogs of the main poll to understand <3

chris when he said that there should be a female James Bond and then looked around expecting a pat on the back for this incredible contribution:

We don't talk about Pluto

We don't talk about Pluto, no, no, no! We don't talk about Pluto... but It was the starting days (It was the starting days) Yana was getting busy, But there wasn’t much story to go by (Not much story to go by) Pluto comes in with this angel of sin- (Angela!) You telling this story, or am I? (I'm sorry, OP, go on) Pluto changes up the game (What did he bring us?) Changing from hound to nude in just one frame (Oh my God, think of the children!) It looks funny but also insane (It was a great season... but anyway) We don't talk about Pluto, no, no, no! We don't talk about Pluto! Hey! Grew to live in fear of a new season in the making Would they follow up the manga or another season two faking Another master/butler pair that we can’t stand Duality in the fandom that gets everybody grumbling Always confused by imagery so puzzling Grappling with artistic decisions we couldn't understand Do you understand? A seven-foot frame Butler clad in black They almost look the same An arachnid copycat Yeah, the name Trancy Brings bittersweet memories (hey!) We don't talk about Pluto, no, no, no! We don't talk about Pluto The ending of season one Ended with Ciel, dead! (no, no!) But it was so successful How do we recover from that? (no, no!) Let’s introduce another master/butler pair and call it a wrap! (no, no! Hey!) You can now see it as a filler arc instead! Luckily by season three they caught up with the manga again OVA, a movie and musicals, thus Kuroshitsuji’s revival began (Óye, season four’s on its way) The recent twists in the manga prove that it’s not over yet The story grows darker I want to read it now Hey internet, when’s the next one coming out? Can I read it now? Um, Pluto... Yeah, about that Pluto... I really need to know about Pluto... Will we ever see him again, Pluto (Or the other exclusives that have disappeared?) Yana what’s the answer?

Note: This is all in jest. Black Butler anime season one and two shaped my personality throughout my tween and teen years, so this is a lovable, fun-poking salute to those memories.

Hello. I am aris. I am here to apply for a spot on the gr(a/e)y council.

Hello Aris,

The Gr(a/e)y Council Appreciates the Application, but we require some information before we answer: In what way are you a Gr(a/e)y Wizard? What apposing forces do you balance or walk the line between (Good and Evil, Light and Dark, Ice and Fire, etc.)? What is the greatest spell you have ever cast? and of course: Any particular reason you wish to join the Gr(a/e)y Council?

Obligated to take a moment to make a speech and eat lunch with coworkers. Over the course of the break, the topic of women being given penises for a day came up, where it was pondered what we'd do with them.

This was the overwhelming consensus:

Of course, tit for twat, the subject then turned to what men would do if they were gifted a vagina for a day... being a details woman, I tallied the results.

76% would run to the nearest spot and attempt to pleasure themselves, crumble into a breakdown brought on by their complete inability to do so, while yelling "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WE WERE AWFUL AT THIS?" **

14% of them would immediately drop to the floor, struck by debilitating period pain from which they would never recover.

9% would not do anything but complain that they didn't get tits, too.

And the last one percent would smirk and quietly excuse themselves knowing they were about to have a very good fucking day.

**we done been sayin.

Some fun slo-mo action of Blu and Brandy the other day. Brandy's person gets upset when Blu makes his growly 'play' noises, she thinks he's getting too aggressive. Ughhh. He's very vocal sometimes. That's all. Clearly Brandy is the aggressive one, as the video shows! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

"Yes dear" is the married equivalent of "Bless your heart"

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

reblog to give more people the chance for one last boop!

LOVE when a video game protag is called a title. The Warden, the Watcher, the Exile…. Yessss be defined by a concept greater than yourself that will ultimately overtake your life

im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)

its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!

happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D

modern au but set in brisbane. is this anything

Buckshot: Part 1 of 4

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol