Makeitworstnatural: John's secret affair baby is Kelly, born in '78, a year before Dean

“I’d take care of you.” “But who will I take care of?” I will never be over company

Mon Mothma, freshly divorced and free from the Empire: “Well, that was an eventful escape...now time to meet the captain and thank him.”

The Captain: 

some of you guys are going to drive every writer off of this app & be stuck with the wattpad authors who come over to post a broad statement sentence and then attach 30 different men to it

Anne Carson // unknown (pls lmk) // also unknown (I’m so sorry)

thinking ab the Starmaker again,,, (this is your fault, @actual-changeling)

505 live at bbc studios, 2010 (x)

The blorbos meet (the crossover nobody asked for!)

(image ID: Jonathan Sims meets Taylor Hebert.

Jon: So you... Control worms?

Taylor: And other bugs.

Jon: You're not... In love with them, right?

Taylor: no?

Jon: Oh thank god.

Another image where Taylor shows off her homemade suit.

Jon: Your costume is made of spider silk? /End ID)

it isn't about the crew finding out for me. the crew will eventually forgive ed because they'll see that he's changed and stede will want him back home, plus this is a comedy about found family after all

i need what izzy did to come out because ed isn't a crazy man who went insane and violent when his boyfriend left him. he's a man who keeps being revictimized over and over by the angry men in his life and who has never been able to fully escape that, because even as an adult the only way he found to escape was to build himself a facade of violent masculinity that effectively became a prison. and the one time in his life when he found softness and thought he could be allowed to be who he really wanted to be and not who everyone else has been forcing him to be since he was a kid, izzy stepped on him and showed him he wasn't safe at all. I need izzy's abuse to be addressed because i need to see ed heal and that bit's kinda crucial to it, to ed finally embracing the softness he's always wanted and learning that he is, after all, capable of giving and receiving love, that he isn't broken and the violence he suffered was never his fault, was never caused by anything being fundamentally broken in him

Daily excerpt from A Stain that Won't Dissolve 23:

‘I mean, you don’t get paid for it,’ Alex said eventually. ‘It can be pretty thankless.’ ‘Yes, well, but I also hate doing it,’ Jodi said, laughing. ‘I always have. I was like Sam as a teen, I didn’t want to do any cleaning, I left my mom to deal with all of it. Sometimes when I’m washing dishes I think about her. She always said she’d get a cleaner, but she never did. But we have one in the town now! I’m so excited thinking about it.’ Her enthusiasm was contagious, and Alex smiled. ‘I hope you don’t mind me just coming around like this. I talked to Kent about it a lot, and Sam said you were just really professional, and he’s been giving me money for a while now as rent.’ ‘Not at all,’ Alex said. ‘Seriously, it’s fine.’ ‘The house looks exactly the same,’ Jodi said, looking around. ‘And I thought on Tuesday that it was Evelyn’s birthday, and I can’t remember a time she wasn’t in the town, or that she didn’t make chocolate chip cookies for her birthday and then brought them out into the square for all of us. She did it for us as children too, and then she was still doing it when I had my own children.’ Alex felt sick. Grandma Evelyn’s birthday. The twentieth. He turned and looked at the wall calendar. It was the twenty second. He’d forgotten. He’d forgotten her fucking birthday.

living in a new normal

Henry Fox could write an entire dissertation based on how much information his twin nieces Penelope and Grace have told him about their favorite band, Austin Heat. The girls peppered him with neverending facts since he surprised them with tickets and meet-and-greet passes to their concert at Madison Square Garden last Christmas.

Henry Fox takes his nieces to a concert of their favorite band, Austin Heat. He gets a bit more than he bargained for when he meets singer and guitarist Alex Claremont-Diaz.

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To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.

In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.

Call that bad boy Star Park AU.

But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!

(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)

Seeing the same people who perpetuated or sent vicious misogynistic hate to Hannah Schmitz, as well as disgusting racist abuse towards Yuki and Alex because of FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORIES and those who just straight up ignored it, now up in arms regarding whatever the fuck is going on between the FIA and the wolffs is beginning to piss me off. Because now that it's not someone red bull affiliated involved, it's somehow now unacceptable.

Concerning Alex's latest tweet, anything from here is Alex's fault and his own consequences to his actions. He confirmed it, and he can deal with the aftermath

HOLY SHIT U KNOW NSR??? But also, i feel like eve would fit rlly nicely!! Could act as an ena-type chara in the hypothetical third game. Mayday as a chaos causer would be funny tho, but wouldnt hit the same without zuke. Maaaaybe kliff??? It’d be hilarious i think

after some thought, I am warming up to the idea of adding Eve :-)

I caved, I'm trying out the Touchstarved demo