“Take your medicine.”

Whoops, another wave of burnout and health hit while I was in the middle of this but hey I finally finished it. Got my first moss rain and it nearly gave me a panic attack, why the hell was Elliott so chill about it. Green!

roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS

good omens: s2e2 the clue || s1e1 in the beginning

thought that was a cropped jacket and also that is canon

Jonathan sims is truly A Character of All Time. He was almost fed to a spider when he was a child. He took up the position of archivist without any clue what it's supposed to do. He got moisturized by a mannequin clown for a month straight and all he said was that his skin has never been better. He got kidnapped three times. He stared straight into the void and the void lost. He died but got better. He became the antichrist. He's asexual. His boyfriend has actively encouraged him to murder and he did. Said murders were him looking at monsters so hard they exploded. He would go around making people relive their trauma for a snack. He had two ribs removed by choice. He trusted a pyromaniac to NOT burn him when they shook hands. He had worms make holes in him. He tried to explore a tunnel maze but after it said leave he did no questions asked. He was accused of murder, unrelated to prev mentioned. When accused of murder he went to his ex girlfriend cause he had no other friends. His grandma hated him. He trusted a pyromaniac to NOT burn him when they shook hands. He would send his assistants to do illegal things. I'm obsessed with him

If I were not myself, would this be easier? (ao3)

If Jeff Blim didn’t want me to summon the lords in black he shouldn’t have made the chant to summon them so fucking catchy

marisha: i rolled a nat 1 matt: you're rolling with advantage marisha: ...i rolled a two. that's a 100% improvement.

TWST having Yuu respond with the most tone-deaf choices leads me to believe the good ones are just locked behind a paywall that we can't see. Skill issue.

“Listen closely”

First teaser for AHS Delicate, season 12

Astarion + my favourite expressions from the character creator

now that I can think semi-coherently again...whooooo's ready for Friday WEEHOO

Not me seeing the clock that was sent to Zheng Yi Sao and immediately my inner Chinese auntie knew she should throw that clock away. And I was right!!!

For context, it's chinese superstition not to give clocks as gifts because giving clocks (送钟 songzhong) sounds like paying respects at a funeral (送终 songzhong). And basically giving people clocks is like wishing death upon them.

Me @ Zheng Yi Sao: You see, you see? This is what you get when you don't listen to Chinese superstition.

kinda meant a lot to me that he said this lol, after they made fun of him and Stolas back at Ozzie's