@dreamscaught sent ❛  just  go .   get  out  of  here ,   go .  ❜ for persephone from hades <3

"absolutely not." persephone says, probably a bit too quickly. she sets down the glass of wine in her hand with a soft huff - a mix of concern and empathy crosses her face. all is quiet - nighttime, or what poses as nighttime in the endless darkness that is the underworld. no sunshine down here, no natural rhythm. she has half of a mind to down the rest of her glass of wine before continuing, but figures hades might need it more than she does. so she grabs a glass, fills it half full, and crosses to offer it out in either comfort or a peace offering. however it's to be intended, persephone does mean it in kindness.

"are you bein' self pityin', or do you really want me to go? because i can't believe either comin' outta your mouth."

“Shaw, I should warn you that I hired someone to randomly dump nair on you at your most vulnerable.” - Emma (deitysmuses)

"How cowardly, Emma---come and dump it on my naked body yourself if you want me hairless so badly."

@deitysmuses

love is stored in the parallel play

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

Confession (1/3)

more under cut

CW for unsettling images!

based of The Summer Hikaru Died

it’s so funny how they try to portray merlin as this embarrassing loser fool who brings chaos wherever he goes as if he didnt have like. a genuine harem. like all the knights of the round table are so unashamed of how they prefer him over arthur. gwen basically had a brief crush on him. morgana literally said “you’re not like merlin. he’s a lover” everyone who knows him is constantly talking about how pure and brave and selfless he is. lancelot knew he had magic and was js like okay with the idea of constantly lying, placing his own life in danger for him cuz that’s his little buddy. gwaine was LITERALLY in love with him. i don’t know what merwaine had going on but they probably hooked up the night they first met and don’t even get me STARTED on arthur pendragon

Happy 5/5

@/bogleech when will my husband return from the war I WANT TO DIVORCE HIM SOME mORE

shin-ah

Headcanon: Sukuna absolutely believes Hello Kitty is some kind of Cursed Spirit, and any time you try to convince him otherwise, he assumes you're just fucking with him. You'd really like to take him to the Sanrio store? But you're also pretty sure that lots of people will die when that happens.

TELELET 📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞CAN I HALP U?👀🧐😈TELELET📞📳📞TELELET📞📳📞 BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶BORK🐶🐶AYAYAY🎶🎶 AYM🤭🤪 YOR LITOL😝😍😍BATIRPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶🎶AYM😅😅🤩YOR LITOL😘😘😍BATERPLAY🦋🦋AYAYAY🎶🎶AYM🤩😅🤩YOR LITOL😍🤩😍 BATIRPLAY🦋 call me old fashioned, but i was born to serve vil. i do the laundry, cook dinner, clean dishes. i live to serve & carry out every demand of his on the slightest whim, its what i was put on this earth to do. if he cheats on me then its my fault! he caught me slipping. *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A- whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

:3

me siento tarada subiendo dibujos aveces I FEEL very ridiculous culos jajaja

It seems there’s new TMA on the horizon so I’m reposting my Elias art from 2019 to 2021 since tumblr has buried the original posts

Illustrated the Season 3 Finale of Hello From The Hallowoods for the recap!