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also today a customer got pissy with me over the price before going “oh its 100 dollars and 50 cents, i thought you said 150 dollars”
when i did literally say aloud the words “100 dollars and 50 cents” to her
... then she bumped into another customer on her way out and muttered something under her breath at the girl
like. ok
#acab. all customers are bastards#felt sorry for the girl she bumped into because like fuck right off with that
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"Check in's at 4PM, but check out's at 10AM? That's not even 24 hours, that's bullshit! I paid for 24 hours, so I'm not leaving until 24 hours have passed."
Listen, buddy, try to work with me here. Think about it for two seconds; if you booked a motel room for 24 hours, when do the maids clean it? Lemme rephrase that in a way you'll understand; if the guy who booked your room yesterday had it for 24 hours, when did the maids come in clean it for you? Do you think you're sleeping on dirty sheets? No. You know the maids took time to clean it, disinfect everything, replace the sheets, replace the towels, replace the toilet paper, the whole shebang. How big is your room? How long do you think it'll take to clean it for the next customer? And how many rooms do you think our maids have to clean in a day? No motel, no hotel, no resort on EARTH will give you a full 24 hours, and that is in no way, shape or form unreasonable.
You booked the room from 4 to 10. We explained this to you twice (once over the phone and once in person), and you agreed to our terms and conditions when we ran your card, terms that are plastered all over the office walls and on a plaque at eye level in your room on your door, so no, you didn't pay for 24 hours. One second past 10:00, and that's trespassing. My boss is very lenient and will give you until 11 if you absolutely need it because she's nice and understands that some people are slow getting up in the morning, that's fair, but if you're an asshole about it she can legally enforce the 10 o'clock limit. I refuse to call the cops on anyone on principle, all cops are bastards, but my boss can do whatever the hell she wants because it's her motel, her rules. I would greatly prefer it if the cops didn't get involved, and I think you would too, so let's settle this like adults so nobody gets their rights violated. Just because you're an asshole doesn't mean you deserve to get fucked over by pigs. Nobody does. I'm on your side here, my dude. Meet me in the middle. You're not the only person on vacation. Lots of people are here for Labor Day besides you. You're not getting ripped off, and you're not getting cheated out of precious Margaritaville time. If you want to take your business elsewhere, feel free, but don't act shocked when they tell you the same exact thing.
24 hours. That's ridiculous.
#my job#work#motel#tourists#the customer is always wrong#acab#all cops are bastards#tourons#24 hours#vacation#labor day
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My Top Posts in 2022:
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Because it’s presented as journal entries and letters between the characters, one could make an argument that Dracula is found footage…
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That feeling when your bird villager is wearing your custom Ankh shirt…and eating a blue ice candy…
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All right, let’s talk about my favorite shot in Goncharov (1973). I’m normally very squeamish about gore, but this scene showing the aftermath of Bruno’s death really captures the poetry in brutality. It’s stuck with me ever since I watched the film.
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Public domain songs in toku be like
Twinkle Twinkle Liitle Star (threatening)
Ode to Joy (ominous)
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My #1 post of 2022
“ACAB” absolutely applies to Columbo, but he gets a pass because the people he takes down are even bigger bastards.
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Me working in a cafe and ringing up two police officers coffees: that will be $8.20
Officers: sorry what?
Me: so your two coffees will come to a total of $8.20
Officers: we’re police officers, we won’t need to pay
Me: wow very cool, and I’m a barista, but you will need to pay
Me: that will come to a total of $8.20
Side note please don’t do this if it is not safe to do so, I was only able to do so because I don’t live in America and I’m mostly white passing
#I wish i was kidding#the audacity#police#coffee#cafe#entitled#entitled people#policemen#officers#nightmare cops#cops#all cops are murderers#all cops are bastards#all cops are bad#all cops are pigs#acab#barista#customers#customer service#bad customer service#entitled customers#karen’s#lol
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Mike white just had a rich insufferable character order a "no foam latte".
A no foam latte.
Its such a brilliant line
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ACAB emoji. Fuck cops, eat the rich. Feel free to use in your servers! If you like what I do, feel free to leave me a tip .
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The customers are always right (bellends)
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cops wouldn’t be able to survive one day in retail/customer service.
#1312#acab#blm#black lives matter#all cops are bastards#all cops are bad#fuck12#fuck 12#fuck the police#retail#customer service#say their names#geroge floyd#systemic racism
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If you open carry for no fucking reason except to show off or show you're a cop know that I hate you and wish you'd drop dead already
#acab#all cops are bastards#anti cop#anti gun#swearing#police tw#police mention#gun tw#gun mention#theres no FUCKING REASON to come into a take out restaraunt with a gun strapped to your leg. fucking 'blue lives matter' bastards#vent#anyways last night was great/s#love getting anxiety attacks/s#and having white supremacist customers fucking hell#death mention
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I'm only on Day 1 of 5 days straight and I'm PISSED, which bodes well for the rest of the days.
#K.R. shush#work chatter#ACAB All Customers Are Bastards#if you've ever shopped you're a a bastard#ESPECIALLY if you didn't put shit back after deciding you didn't want it#AND DOUBLY IF YOU HAVE EVER YELLED AT A CASHIER#I'M SO! MAD!!!! NOTHING EXTRAORDINARY HAS HAPPENED EVEN#BUT I HAVE BEEN ON A REGISTER MOST OF TODAY AND IT WAS THE LAST PLACE I WANTED TO BE
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#blurry#art#blurry designs#painting#fabric paint#custom#hand painted#pants#khaki#tagging#spray paint#rose#black#acab#all cops are bastards#live by it#fucking pigs#ruining all the fun#heart#eye#crying#blurry 3#minimalist#small
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Bad summaries of Hatchetfield songs:
TGWDLM:
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: here comes the... well I wouldn't call him a boy. More like six foot tall office lad.
La Dee Da Da Day: musical townspeople do what musical townspeople do... harass the protagonist
What Do You Want Paul?: the number that you don't want to get stuck in your head during sex
Cup of Roasted Coffee: convincing braindead customers to buy shitty coffee with hips and harmonies
Cup of Poison Coffee: oh. oh they're evil now. ok. cool.
Show Me Your Hands: the acab song. it should have been a tap number, fuck you.
You Tied Up My Heart: kinky shit in the basement.
Join Us And Die: ma'am I appreciate the c#5 but this is a Wendy's
Not Your Seed: Alice has an appetite for nachos. And shooting her father dead.
Show Stopping Number: old man does what old men do best, tie up their former students in their basement and shake ass
America Is Great Again: I dare you to show this to That One Family Member. I dare you.
Let Him Come: I'm thoroughly disappointed with the lack of jokes in the fandom here. Missed opportunity.
Let It Out: dance, funky office man, dance
Inevitable: well shit, that's depressing. cool lighting, tho.
BLACK FRIDAY:
Wiggly Jiggle: capitalism, but make it cute and a little bit unsettling
What Tim Wants: thank you, Tom, very nice vocals. But sir I just met you I really don't give a shit.
CaliforM.I.A.: admit it, the best part of this song is Hannah dancing in the background
What Do You Say?: high school reunion but with more 🎵spice🎵. And choreographed thrusting, for some reason.
Our Doors Are Open: capitalism with a bouncy time signature
Feast or Famine: February 2020: the song
Monsters and Men: Johnny Mac n Cheese my beloved... and uh... who are these guys again? Sorry I got distracted by the fact that mac n cheese man is back.
Deck The Halls: pov: you're watching Black Friday for the first time and have not a damn clue what's going on. Wait Santa's a pedophi-
Take Me Back: oh look, the traumatized couple sings! And... fucks-
Adore Me: MILF becomes a murderous MILF, even better
Do You Want To Play?: Other fandoms took one look at this song and said "fReE rEaL eStAtE"
Made In America: really good song for a really unnecessary plotline
Black Friday: teenager sings while being choked. That. That makes no sense.
Monsters and Men (reprise): so now they have powers all of a sudden? Did I miss something??
If I Fail You: again, Tom, pretty vocals, I don't give a shit
Wiggle: townspeople shake ass and moan for an ugly ass kids toy
What If Tomorrow Comes?: the child sings and then goes boom. we think. we're not sure.
NIGHTMARE TIME SEASON 1
Nightmare Time Theme: everyone is evil now, I guess
The Hatchetfield Ape-Man: ya like jazz?
The Blinky Song: Blinky is a shitty boss and the Sniggles need to unionize
Snoozle Town: I feel like we've heard this song before-
With A Thousand Eyes: TTO is in the HFU?!?!
Forever And Always: oh my god we're so in love uwu owo 🥺🥺
Time Bastard: woman. Pretty woman. Pretty woman singing.
Peanuts!: this song is probably therapy after that mindfuck of an episode.
Jane's A Car: we should make this song a Rick Roll in the fandom. How can you even take a song about a sad man wanting to fuck his car seriously anyway?
The Witch In The Web: little girl plays a ukelele but like. with magic.
The Web I Spin For You: spider lady sings and makes me gay
#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didnt like musicals#black Friday#black Friday musical#black friday starkid#nightmare time#nightmare time season 1#starkid
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#punk#crust punk#goth#emo#acab#fuck the police#all cops are bastards#all cops are pigs#no justice no peace#handpainted#handmade#DIY PUNK#gutter punk#grunge#edgy#grunge clothing#custom clothing#etsy seller#etsy shop#trans owned business#lgbt#queer punk
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At sick-fil-a we were forced to give free meals to every bastard cop who came in, and they were often the rudest customers because they were so entitled. One fucker got two sauce packets instead of three and was like "better hope you don't get a robbery, I might not get here in time." He might have thought he was joking but I don't trust cops at all and it came across like a genuine threat, all because of something so stupid. acab
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