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sbrown82 · 5 months

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IKYFL ⁉️

#michael jackson #bad bunny #king of pop #forbes #GTFOH #music #trash #please go to hell #absolutely NEVER #what 22 year old puerto rican wrote this?#the way this man is constantly disrespected

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embermc · 2 years

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Don’t mind me just forever thinking about how Wilbur mentioned during the panel that the “POG2020 wins” ending would include c!Tommy and c!Wilbur moving away to live in a little cottage, but he had also mentioned previously that the POG2020 ending would additionally have included c!Wilbur giving the presidency to c!Tommy, implying that in this scenario, c!Tommy would have likely turned down the presidency in favor of leaving to be alongside c!Wilbur

#dream smp #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #literally never gonna be over this btw #absolutely never

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rainbowtransform · 3 months

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Sooooooo

Fabian offering rooms in the Seacaster manner to his friends (and their family) NOT because he’s lonely when?

#d20 spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #fig faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #he’d never admit he’s lonely #absolutely never

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4-lemurs-in-a-trench-coat · 10 months

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I will never get sick of team awesome

#absolutely never #I could read fics about them all day #i wish i was kidding #they hit like nothing else #it’s that brotherly love #there’ll never be enough fics of them #team awesome #my stuff #varian calls him gene #Eugene calls him kid #😭😭#varian tts #eugene fitzherbert #rta varian #rapunzel's tangled adventure #tangled the series

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hivemindhypnosis · 1 year

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Sometimes, you just need to beat the shit out of your second in-command as the Fuchsia Heir. Just sometimes.

#homestuck #homestuck oc #fuschia blood #Violet blood #oc shit #digital art #art #sketch #hivemindhypnosis #trolls #Wolack is fine don’t worry about him #Obrehn would NEEEEEVER kill him #no never #absolutely never

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tardis--dreams · 1 year

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I hope bastilledan is aware of the sheer joy his dancing brings me

#CUTE #Like yes sir jump across the stage in that excitable fashion #i have never felt such joy than when seeing that guy just jump like there's no tomorrow #that's the same guy that used to 'hide' at the back of the stage and letting others do the talking #i loved it 3 years ago but today was a new level and i will never be over this #absolutely never #sorry #i won't stop spamming about this for a while #as i am sinking into deep post concert depression

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year

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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

#toh #the owl house #emperor belos #papa titan #the titan #art #doodles #comic #fanart #watching and dreaming #captioned #brief visit to ye olde days of memeing on belos... those still get spread around #i hope the titan saw him get his shit stomped in before they passed on #like yes luz was right there but did the titan actually get to see it. i hope so #shoulda been broadcast on penstagram too #there's a piece of fanart i wanted to draw after. i think o titan where art thou. but i never got around to it #because it had animation in it. and im regretting it now #maybe i will finally do it. and something else too #the whole titan reveal brings with it a lot of tropes and ideas that absolutely destroy me personally #and i need to Draw about it #edit - thank you anistarrose for the caption!#''he wasn't Really alive'' you're right they were a secret third thing. the heart still beats. they were still Somewhere #but it's easier to just say Alive. it's not Technically wrong #i try to keep my captions short ok

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heauxteas · 3 months

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I will NEVER get over Christopher Bahng

#absolutely never #im trapped in his delulu paradise

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grovylelover · 3 months

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people who know

#im never escaping from episode 65 binary #very funny little joke you made there #really funny bit. silly little gag.#im aware this means absolutely nothing in the story as is #however #sergey ushanka enjoyers who up #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #not OF anything but. just in case i guess #magpod #the magnus protocol #mine

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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stuckinapril · 13 days

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Unprecedented does not mean unprovoked. Iran was within its right to retaliate against Israel, because prior to that Israel had attacked one of its embassies in Syria—a direct result of the US emboldening Israel to basically do whatever the fuck it wanted without repercussions.

However, this does not change the fact that it’s unprecedented: Iran has never directly attacked Israel before. It has indirectly done so, through other countries’ drones, but never directly. This is the first time in decades that any major state has retaliated against Israel directly. Does that mean it’s unprovoked? No. It absolutely was provoked. But it also is a first, which is why the SWANA region is teetering on an uncertain edge right now.

#Had to clarify this bc I think some ppl were twisting my words and equating the word unprecedented w unprovoked #It absolutely was provoked #But it’s unprecedented bc Iran has LITERALLY never done this guys #I am using that word down to its literal meaning

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astrhae · 9 months

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"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."

#michael sheen had absolutely NO RIGHT to go that hard #and break me like this #it's all the emotions aziraphale goes through #like he's not even done processing the kiss #it's the anger and the love and the confusion and the disappointment and the heartbreak #and also the guilt at the end #and him covering it all up #i'm really really never going to recover from this #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #goodomensedit #my edits #ineffable husbands

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chez-cinnamon · 3 months

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Do you think they had a situationship??

Bonus Teacher's Pet doodles-

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #dogday #smiling critters dogday #miss delight #me shipping two characters that never interacted in canon: mmmm yes #I absolutely adored chapter 3 #it was phenomenal

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avo-kat · 11 months

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the great thing about getting into arguments w ppl online is that u can simply ignore them if they get stupid

click on the notification to make it go away, delete the conversation, block them, simply close the tab - its easy, quick and free and has the benefit of not making u more angry

#sometimes i reply to jerks on reddit #but its never worth it to argue back and forth #absolutely never #so i learned to simply move on #but im still occasionally petty enough to call them on their bs

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yudol-skorbi · 5 months

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i am at the point where if i dont finish now i'll newer finish so yeah the rest of the gaaaaaang

#critical role #the mighty nein #fanart #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord stone #caduceus clay #the male passing fellas #this was harder then i fuckin thought #i hope someone will make taliesin personally apologize to every animator who will work on molly #caleb my love i adore your palette you look like dirt and smell of cat piss💜#i FINALLY FUUUCKIN FIGURED OUT FJORD O YEA #i was struggling with him for ages #mr duce zero complains absolute ideal of a character #tho i am still not entirely pleased with colors #but fuck it #if i keep going like this i'll just never post anything ever

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