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sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

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tardis--dreams · 14 hours

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tardis--dreams · 15 hours

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Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick

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tardis--dreams · 15 hours

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

#best post on this website

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tardis--dreams · 15 hours

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#no and i don't like spending time with them #doesn't mean kids aren't great #just not my thing

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tardis--dreams · 17 hours

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This isn’t what you promised. What promise? I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Unlike someone, there’s no need for me to go back to where I used to belong. That other person didn’t turn himself in and broke our promise.

#beyond evil

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tardis--dreams · 17 hours

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I wish more ppl on political debates just did this

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tardis--dreams · 17 hours

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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes

#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service #because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not #like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone #or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos #they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of #HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is #(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them #if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes #:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet #(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never #'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay #'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao #'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how #oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment #from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you #seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything #about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams #some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee #(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members #who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))

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tardis--dreams · 3 days

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#my dog when her treats get 'stuck' in her treats ball #(when she cannot immediately just get it out but has to work just a tiny bit for it which is absolutely unacceptable apparently)

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tardis--dreams · 3 days

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Do you go to concerts alone?

I do and I prefer it

I do but I prefer going with people

I have and I didn't like it

I haven't but I would like to

I haven't and I don't want to

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(For context, I go to a lot of concerts alone as my friends don't really share my music taste, and every time I mention it to someone they're surprised and tell me how brave I am and they could never. But I kinda prefer going solo because then I can stand where I want and do what I want haha)

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#i do it all the time #i wouldn't say i prefer it #i like going alone and going with someone else equally #if it's the 'right' person (i.e. someone who shares my concert preferences and doesn't mind queuing up early etc etc)

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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

#they made a bound morpheme the word of the year?

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getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her