#a win win situation for him
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Don't worry they're getting extra credit for this.
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#squish (animated)#squish animated series#squish super amoeba#squish#pod#pod (squish)#peggy#peggy (squish)#principal planaria (squish)#principal planaria#season 2 episode 16 Scandalous Scammers#pod is excited because 1 hes getting extra credit and 2 he is scamming people online#a win win situation for him#this is how the school gets its money from#how else can they afford the stuff they had on the show#also peggy is just happy to help out squish is.... confused but intrigued#cherry art tag
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Prompt 177
Now Dan is no coward. He’s not.
But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack.
It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over!
Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body!
Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title.
But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this.
“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!”
“There’s WHAT?!”
Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.
(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#dp x marvel#Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows#Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap#6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight:#I need you to know he is not a tank#He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god#and win#Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed#Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted#Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off#Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child#Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically
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#soap squad™️#cue him rambling ballistic jargon while he eats you out#its a win win situation#johnny soap mactavish#soap mactavish#call of duty#cod meme#soap mactavish meme#soap cod#cod
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The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙
+bonus doodle:
…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️
(ID under cut!)
Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.
Page 2
Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.
Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.
The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.
Page 3
On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.
The sun shines through the blinds of the window.
Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.
Page 4
Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.
Page 5
They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.
They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.
Page 6
Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.
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A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.
End ID.]
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it#aa#fan art#smooches#ah yes my favorite tag <3#rendevok#this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married#like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout#i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!!#NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU#(a win win situation for me)#anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard#who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor?#image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still#writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it#i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open
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thinking about al haitham picking you up from work with a motorcycle hskdjskdjsl
#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#al haitham#al haitham x reader#i feel like sumeru city in modern!au would be a huge metropilotan city with crazy ass traffic#so he'd choose functionality over comfort when going to certain places#besides this way he gets to feel you fully against his back#win win situation if you ask him#look at me trying to justify my thoughts#but basically my thot process was: al haitham + motorcycles = hOT
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"You're right soldier, this is nice"
#demiart#we know astarion likes warmth but i cant help but think the opposite is too mutually#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 astarion#astarion/tav#bg3 karlach#sorn will stay as long as astarion allows him to#on a nice summer's day#cold pillow with consent#you cant tell me its not a win-win situation#tav:sorn
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Wise words from Clarke Kent
#Clarke Kent#Guys#Blonde Guy#Plants#Twice Booked Once Shy#dailymenedit#dailymengifs#dilfsource#Daddy#My Gif#He is hot I have a crush on him#Solidarity#Dad Jokes#win win situation
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Lovelie’s fighting for her life rn
AWEAWEAWE LOVELIE REALLY DOESNT WANNA BE THERREEEEEEE
#Happy fluffy marshmallow….#Lovelie having a collection of plushies? Now h e s the plushie—#Gets carried around like a rag doll-#AWEAWEAWE-#LOVELIE IS SO SMALLLLLLL certified ankle biter-#She’s trying so hard to make it obvious that they don’t wanna be there but mango (margo) has a death grip hug on him 💔🥄🥄#It’s a lose lose situation- lovelie will never win smhh (besides a new government assigned bestie-)
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Jason will be ecstatic when he finds out how Fae! Dick avenged him.
Hooo boy absolutely!
If we go with the “Dick knew the second Jason got resurrected” scenario, then it would probably happen after a nightmare where Jason has a panic attack about the Joker and Dick comfort him, telling him that it’s very hard for people to hurt others anymore when they’re currently spread over several acres of land as fertilizer for the trees. :)
Jason just kind of blue screens for a while until he realizes what Dick is trying to tell him and then he starts sobbing even harder and clinging to Dick, whispering thank-you-thank-you-thank-you over and over and over again.
Dick is very confused because?? “Little wing, did you truly think I’d let him walk away after what he did to you? If I hadn’t been on a time schedule i would have done worse.”
And Jason realizes that Dick is absolutely fucking terrifying but that’s ok. Dick promised years ago that he’d always protect and never hurt him. And Dick’s never broken a promise.
Ever.
#fae dick grayson#headcanons#the trees do not forget#the grass grows greener where joker died#eager to proclaim his death#dick does not understand why Jason is surprised#if Bruce wasn’t scheduled to arrive back at the manor any minute he’d have spent several more weeks torturing joker#hm well#it’s fine now because Jason is alive#and that’s all that matters#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#robin#if this was a red hood kind of situation Jason would have still been shocked#but it would have helped to make him go home too#so win win
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ramon waking up to hang out with pac.. WHAT IF I CRIED!!!!
the kid who used to only wake up for fit now has many people he'd wake up/stay awake for. him chilling with mike yesterday. waking up for pac today. the times hes chilled with bbh or tubbo recently. god. GOD. that kid went from it just being him and fit to having such a big family aufhh
#i love this kid so much and im happy there are so many people who love him now too :]#i remember in purgatory fits biggest fear was if he didnt win nobody would save ramon#bc he was basically the only one there for ramon#but now if they were put in the same situation#theres so many people who would save him#like aughhhh#family!!#qsmp#qsmp ramon#qsmpattackz#splatattackz
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this dumbass has TEN missed calls from sister imperator they’re gonna FIRE his ass
(reposted because it had an annoying typo in the text.....)
#my art#cardinal copia#the band ghost#i KNOW in my heart that this mf falls asleep in yesterdays makeup#also!#diversity win!!!!!! your satanic cardinal is Transgender#trans copia#my beloved#i will die for this pathetic little guy but i wanna also put him in Situations#papa emeritus iv#technically but not yet#REPOST BECAUSE ANNOYING TYPO#trans art#ghost fanart
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i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.
You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.
Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.
#answers#Though in addition to that - Mabel's general chaos and level of Fun Times is something Bill genuinely likes#Catch these two having one too many margaritas and slinging arms over each other's shoulders while singing too loud and off key#She'd have some leeway even without the brother situation#But Mabel gets a pass on things she normally wouldn't purely on the merit of 'this would piss off the spouse'#The thing about Bill is he's genuinely fun to party with - right up until he decides you're the pinata#Even now there are times when she thinks she's doing something 'cute' and Bill was NOT in the mood but just has to grin and bear it#Instead of breaking fingers one by one#Dipper is singular in his ability to get away with Pretty Much Everything#It's love yest but it's also communication and personality I'm afraid#If Bill DID call Dipper out on doing something Too Far he'd get an embarrassed and apologetic husband. With kisses of sorry.#Though in minor circumstances: he starts arguing with him#Turns out that bickering is a better way to deescalate with Bill than most other tactics and Dipper's a pro#Now Bill's gotta think semi-rationally to Win The Argument instead of acting on impulse.#And in the process of debate he not only: learns where his husband's coming from but has time to cool off#Congratulations Dipper! Your Nerdy Logic brain and ability to Rise to a Challenge prevent Bill from going immediately nuclear#Plus showing off that big sexy intellect of yours doesn't hurt#Whereas I see Mabel pushing one of Bill's few boundaries and then deflecting. She ain't great at conflict#Brushing it off and laughing; Jeez it was just for fun!! Lighten up already!#Exactly what Bill says when HE'S being a dick to someone!#Which is why he'd react Very Badly to that excuse#Ha ha! Fun! Of course Bill loves fun! You know what HE thinks is FUN#Barbecue. Flash-fried pork ribs. Where's that stupid pig#Dipper has to disarm that particular bomb and I highly doubt it's a pleasant process
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Generally I’m of the opinion that the wavy knife Jason wields is a flambard dagger, but I was watching this informative video today and stopped in my tracks when I heard-
“A Kris is an object of unconditional love. This love exists between the bearer of the blade and the Kris itself. Through this, a Kris protects the bearer from all threats external and internal- including from oneself.
The blade is borne from an act of love, exists in a state of love with its bearer, and then is passed from bearer to bearer generation to generation in a continuation of that love.”
…and now I can’t get over the IMPLICATIONS.
Also (I’m not SE Asian or Filipino so let me know if I’ve misinterpreted) but man is it not so appropriate for Talia to give something so symbolic? A weapon to protect him, a gift to ward off self-destruction, a recognition and relation to his capacity for love.
#the thing about Jason is that he didn’t just put a bomb in his helmet#he put himself in a situation where if Bruce didn’t come help him out he might’ve died#most miserable win if I win win if I lose I’ve ever seen indeed#also the video references Kris blades being cared for with aromatic oils#imagine Red Hood’s scary knife smells like Jasmine#do you think Bruce would catch a whiff during a fight and recognize the scent?
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I made myself a personal playlist with the fnaf songs I like (because wow I’ve missed out on like five years of bangers and need to catch up!!). I thought I would make myself a playlist cover with my precious Helpy bear to inspire even more joy from it!! He stole/borrowed DJ Music Man’s headphones. :3
#I’d share the playlist itself but it is very much not done lol#also most of the songs are probably not unique to my playlist snd simply the ones I’ve liked most so far#there’s definitely better playlists out there for fnaf music fans haha#I mean if anyone REALLY REALLY wants to see it I can share but it’s too imcomplete to put on here do ya get me#anyway I love Helpy he became like my number two comfort character overnight lol#I love everything about him. his eyeshadow. his little buck teeth. those giant blue eyes#and I needed to experiment with bold line art and color so here we are! a win win win situation!#also I got a Helpy plush today and can finally kiss him on the forehead#life is really turning around for old jojo#anyway if you read this far you rock. thanks for reading this silly woman’s streams of consciousness hehe#fnaf#five nights at Freddy’s#Helpy#freddy fazbear pizzeria simulator#art
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Post-forgotten-realms-return Christmas
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads fanart#dndads glenn close#dndads glenn#glenn close#dndaddies#dndads s1#dndads season 1#dndads odyssey#henry oak#hes there too in the corner#its a no win situation cause glenn gates minions but he looks good#and he wears the shirt all morning because he wants nick to know he lik s the gift#but now hes just wearing this tight cropped shirt and everyone is uncomfortable for different reasons#maybe someone else gets him a minions shirt thats way too big but he still looks good#the man just looks good!!!!!#anyway sorry yall cant read the fic thats in my head maybe one day ill write it
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Money Badger strikes again!!
#I was just thinking about the salary situation the other day#because AT definitely cannot afford to pay Daniel’s usual price tag and if#the supposed 1.2mil he was paid as the third driver covers his racing job with AT or if anything additional is#to be deducted from his McLaren settlement#it seems the ‘on loan’ to AT thing is not only something that pushes the narrative but also allows him to keep his whole mcl severance packa#we winning it all this year#I mean he is
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