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Eddie: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Steve: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Steve: All snacks are gone.
Eddie: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!
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Steve: You're alive.
Kas!Eddie: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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*Steve and Eddie enter a dive bar*
Steve: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Eddie, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
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Eddie: Who hurt you?
Steve: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Eddie: ...Yes, actually.
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Eddie: *nudges Steve at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Steve? Wake up, Steve! Listen! They're sexless!
Steve: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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Eddie, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Steve: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Eddie: Wow, Steve, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Steve: We literally slept together yesterday.
Eddie: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Eddie: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Steve: Eddie-
Steve: It- it was just an ant-
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Steve: How did you break your leg?
Eddie: Do you see those porch stairs?
Steve: Yes.
Eddie: I didn't.
#FEAST MY CHILDREN#THIS MAKES UP FOR ME NOT POSTING#incorrect steddie#steddie#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#incorrect stranger things quotes#gay#joe keery#joseph quinn#kas!eddie#it’s kinda late to add this BUT I would like to agree with Eddie on the sun moon thing but like. hypothetically. the moon is so obviously#the boy. I cant describe. the sun? a girl.#that sounds horrible Ik#oh well
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"How is it that you did not wed?" Jaime asked him.
"Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost chocked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me." Connington glanced into the pit. "The bear was less hairy than that freak, I'll----"
Jaime's golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning.
"You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne."
Connington edged away from the spreading flames on his hands and knees. "Brienne. If it please my lord." He spat a glob of blood on Jaime's foot. "Brienne the Beauty."
-A Feast For Crows
#quotes#book quotes#literature#books & libraries#life quotes#relationship quotes#george rr martin#asoiaf quotes#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#a feast for crows#affc#jaime lannister#jaime x brienne#jon connington
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What if silvan parties can last for a decade, but you don’t notice bc for firstimers it’s the equivalent of an acid trip (a very fun acid trip, but an acid trip none the less) and they think it ended after only, like, one evening. Only for someone to tell them that “you do know you were at that party for 10 years, right? Like, you’ve been out of contact and commision for a decade.”
And the visitors slowly get an existential crisis bc “what do you mean it’s been 10 years!?!”
It’s like waking up from a coma, but instead of being unconscious you’re partying.
It doesn’t affect the silvans, they’re fully aware that they’re partying for years on end, but that’s bc they grew up with it, they’re desensitized.
However, the first few times an outsider goes, it’s one of the weirdest experiences in their life.
It’s largely due to the environment a silvan party creates.
They take place within Greenwood, which is an acid trippy place in and of itself as a defense mechanism. Add onto this potent food and drinks, as well as the lowkey magic the silvans produce as a result of their dancing and feasting, and it’s like the guests consumed drugs that make it near impossible to maintain coherency.
Elladan and elrohir, the first time at a silvan party:
Elladan: *after the party ended* that was really fun, i’m kinda dissapointed it ended so soon though.
Elrohir: right? I thought that the famous silvan feasts would at least last a few days, not just one night.
Legolas:....
Legolas: dude, we’ve been partying for ten years, what more do you want?
Elrohir: hold on-
Elladan: WHAT-?
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The twins return to imlardis
Elladan: ADA, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN GONE-
Elrond: YOU FOOLS! IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?
Elrohir: WTF??
#lord of the rings#lotr#silmarillion#the hobbit#lotr elves#legolas#silvans#thranduil#mirkwood#greenwood the great#incorrect tolkien quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#incorrect hobbit quotes#elladan#elrohir#silvan parties are acid trips#silvan feasts are like fae feasts#time does not work right in them
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She wanted a storm to match her rage.
George R.R. Martin
#a feast for crows#spilled ink#writers on tumblr#writeblr#writers and poets#classic literature#words#literature#book quotes#lit#spilled words#spilled thoughts#spilled writing#quotes#book pages
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"So my next question is about these wings, actually. Would you say they taste better or worse than your parents?"
(Source)
#incorrect gravescest quotes#hot ones#first we feast#the coffin of andy and leyley#tcoaal#ashley graves#gravescest#andrew graves#andrew x ashley
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DAENERYS APPRECIATION MONTH | Day 7: Underrated visions, dreams and prophecies
hosted by @fireandbloodsource and @asoiafdaenerysdaily
Azor Ahai – The Prince that Was Promised
“What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years. Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke. The dragons prove it.” Just talking of her seemed to make him stronger. [...]
“The sword is wrong, she has to know that… light without heat… an empty glamor… the sword is wrong, and the false light can only lead us deeper into darkness, Sam. Daenerys is our hope. Tell them that, at the Citadel. Make them listen.”
– Maester Aemon [Sam IV, A Feast For Crows]
“From smoke and salt was she born to make the world anew. She is Azor Ahai returned… and her triumph over darkness will bring a summer that will never end… death itself will bend its knee, and all those who die fighting in her cause shall be reborn.”
– Haldon Halfmaester [Tyrion IV, A Dance With Dragons]
“When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone. Dragonstone is the place of smoke and salt.”
Jon had heard all this before. “Stannis Baratheon was the Lord of Dragonstone, but he was not born there. He was born at Storm's End, like his brothers.”
– Jon and Melisandre [Jon X, A Dance With Dragons]
...because Dany is Azor Ahai and Jon is Nissa Nissa and I will defend this theory until my last breath.
#danymonth2022#daenerys targaryen#daenerys stormborn#azor ahai#the prince that was promised#asoiafedit#asoiaf fanart#asoiaf quotes#a feast for crows#a dance with dragons#foreshadowing#a song of ice and fire#daenerys targaryen fanart#house targaryen#jonerys#jon snow#valyrianscrolls#sorry for posting late#hope that's still okay!!
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i would like to thank my Killjoy Leftist Christians for turning good friday into not only good friday but the feast day of st judas
#feast as in the sense of. an abundance of quotes and screenshots#remember when i got into a tiny bit of internet beef with some other tumblr user#about genuinely holding judas as a saint in my heart………..good times#faith#happy good friday i’ve had a Fucking Day and given myself a headache#so im going to go get in pajamas and play bg3 until my brain remembers how to stop hating me#aster chat
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for what is love but hunger
dedicated to @azfellandco cause their post about desire and hunger made me go insane
#yeah i am crazy what abt u#i love aziraphale so much he has LEARNED TO ABSTAIN FROM THE FEAST OF LOVE KILL ME#dont mind that random painting there idk what i was doing or thinking or feeling while making this i basically blacked out#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#quotes#poetry#web weaving
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#love or hate euron this quote goes crazy#asoiaf#asoiaf books#game of thrones#euron greyjoy#aeron greyjoy#asha greyjoy#theon greyjoy#house greyjoy#iron islands#asshai#affc#a feast for crows#grrm#book quotes#monologue#i’ve tried to post this like 12 times im gonna lose my shit
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Jim: Archie has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Olu: That can't be true!
Jim: Watch this.
Jim: Hey Archie, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Archie: *throws themself out a window*
#polycule#ofmd polycule#we love them#ofmd#our flag means death#incorrect ofmd#incorrect our flag means death#incorrect quotes#ofmd season two#archie ofmd#jim ofmd#ofmd oluwande#jim x oluwande x archie#here’s some incorrect polycule#feast my children#FEAST#source: perchance generator
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"One day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald, I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I'm sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior."
--Lord Vetinari, Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett
#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#lord vetinari#havelock vetinari#discworld quotes#i love that philosophy and feel it in my gut and bones:#''if there is a higher power then it's our prerogative to be better than it''#like that quote from nation about the gods letting you down and how kneeling to them would be bowing to murderers and bullies#or the whole theme of small gods where the higher power needs to learn to care about the people he demands worship from#pratchett often returns to this theme of ''what do you do when your god(s) fail you?''#and having once felt like my god absolutely failed me - although i didn't have the words to see it like that at the time - that resonates#i've said before that that was such a revelation: those were the words of my last unanswered prayer#i have many intellectual reasons now to be an atheist but at the core it's...#if the universe is chaos then it cannot be cruel. there is no one who could have saved you but didn't for their own opaque reasons#if there is no god then no god failed me or left me drowning in despair for a whole year#small gods helped me conceptualize that in ways that defy words and literally changed my life and perspective for the better#anyway. this quote is magnificent. ''mother and child feasting upon mother and child''#and it makes so much of vetinari's character make so much sense#he looked at the world through cynical and bitter eyes but instead of becoming a nihilist who manipulated the cruel world for his own gain#he said ''we can and must be better than this''#(this is why i feel like kaz brekker - under inej's influence - should grow up to be like havelock vetinari)#(the one who clenches his fist and fucking *fixes* this goddamned place)
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“He had... wild eyes!”
Blood Feast (Herschell Gordon Lewis, 1963)
#films watched in 2022#Blood Feast#Herschell Gordon Lewis#quote#seis#gore#William Kerwin#Mal Arnold#Connie Mason#Lyn Bolton#Christy Foushee#slasher#blood#murder#horror#b series#1963#hands#swimming pool#knife#back#kiss#newspaper
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"Death is not the worst thing," the kindly man replied. "It is His gift to us, an end to want and pain. On the day that we are born the Many-Faced God sends each of us a dark angel to walk through life beside us. When our sins and suffering grow too great to be borne, the angel takes us by the hand to lead us to the nightlands, where the stars burn ever bright. Those who come to drink from the black cup are looking for their angels. If they are afraid, the candle soothe them. When you smell our candles burning, what does it make you think of, my child?"
Winterfell, she might have said. I smell snow and smoke and pine needles. I smell the stables. I smell Hodor laughing, and Jon and Robb battling in the yard, and Sansa singing about some stupid lady fair. I smell the crypts where the stone kings sit, I smell hot bread baking, I smell the godswood. I smell my wolf, I smell her fur, almost as if she were still beside me. "I don't smell anything."
-A Feast For Crows
#quotes#book quotes#literature#books & libraries#life quotes#missing home#george rr martin#asoiaf#asoiaf quotes#a song of ice and fire#a feast for crows#affc#arya stark
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AND IT WAS THE FEAST OF THE PASSOVER
He stayed in his walk to watch a typesetter neatly distributing type. Reads it backwards first. Quickly he does it. Must require some practice that. mangiD kcirtaP. Poor papa with his hagadah book, reading backwards with his finger to me. Pessach. Next year in Jerusalem. Dear, O dear! All that long business about that brought us out of the land of Egypt and into the house of bondage alleluia. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu. No, that’s the other. Then the twelve brothers, Jacob’s sons. And then the lamb and the cat and the dog and the stick and the water and the butcher. And then the angel of death kills the butcher and he kills the ox and the dog kills the cat. Sounds a bit silly till you come to look into it well. Justice it means but it’s everybody eating everyone else. That’s what life is after all. How quickly he does that job. Practice makes perfect. Seems to see with his fingers.
~James Joyce
(Ori Hanan Weisberg)
#passover#James Joyce#Ulysses#quotes#Ori Hanen Weisberg#holy days#words and writing#feast of the passover
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ArTw incorrect quotes
Arcturus: Has anyone seen Vega? I can’t find him.
Sirius: I dunno, maybe you should ask Candice.
Arcturus, blissfully unaware: Who’s Candice?
Summoner: Sirius no.
Sirius: Sirius yes.
#the calm before the storm#i need more arcana twilight content to feast on#arcana twilight#arcana twilight arcturus#arcana twilight sirius#arcana twilight spica#arcana twilight vega#arcana twilight pollux#arcana twilight alpheratz#arcana twilight incorrect quotes
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Smut & Fic
Rules: pick any ten fics, select some smut or pre-smut dialogue, and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, feel free to share anyway!
I was tagged by the lovely @skeptiquewrites who asked about my single PWP recs - it was so fun to put this together! I’ve decided to link ten of my smut recs following my own favorite banners, and quote some of my favourite lines. The good thing about not being an author is that I don’t have to care much about context, romance or aesthetics here - I can just focus on that hot dirty talk and be on my way, you’re all welcome 😂 tagging whoever wants to join, and also no-pressure tagging @writcraft, @danpuff-ao3, @lqtraintracks, @wolfpants and @sorrybutblog if you haven’t done it yet :)
Matched Set by astolat | My rec
Quote: “I don’t mind, Potter. You can give it a pull, too, if you want to know what a big one feels like.”
Patient, Hungry, Waiting by @shealwaysreads | My rec
Quote: “Oh,” Potter breathed, as Draco drew closer still. “Somehow I don’t think your social saviour routine was quite as benevolent as you present it.” Draco hummed, pleased, as he hooked his fingers into Potters belt-loops. “It’s like you know me,” he whispered as he leant in to bring their mouths together.
(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark | My rec
Quote: “You’re like an animal,” Draco said, talking over the devastated little cry that he’d nearly let out. “Only animals eat arse with this sort of unapologetic enthusiasm.”
heavy by @onbeinganangel | My rec
Quote: “I like everything you do to me,” Potter replies in that way that is so quintessentially him — both honest and disarming, all at the same time, and Draco’s pulse quickens.
You Either Fuck or You Get Fucked by @fw00shy | My rec
Quote: He wrapped a hand around Harry's cock between them before thrusting once, cradling the back of Harry’s neck in his hand. “How’s that? You like it? Like that Malfoy dick?”
"Hate it. Don’t stop." Harry’s eyes were watering."
Tense by Faith Wood | My rec
Quote: Potter seemed to consider this for a moment. "Your cock. In me. Now," was what he came up with. "Sounds like a telegram," Draco mused. "Lacks please."
Teeth by Amelior8or | My Rec
Quote: “It’s okay,” Harry croaks, his thrusts all-consuming but somehow tender, shy. “I promise it’s okay. I’ve got you. I won’t let you go.” Draco hiccups into something that is too close to a sob, pinches his eyes shut against what threatens to burst out. “I’m so hard to hold.”
break the bad luck in my life by seaworn | My Rec
Quote: “Yes,” Potter nodded his head, kissing Draco’s jaw before kissing him on the mouth again, big palms cupping Draco’s chin. “Always so put together. You’re so pale, Malfoy. I can’t wait to mess you up,” he mumbled against Draco’s mouth.
Bonus: 2 delicious age gap smut because it wouldn’t be me otherwise 😌
Team Players by @shiftylinguini | My Rec
Ship: established James/Teddy, James/Oliver
Quote: “See, that’s when I stopped being jealous,” Teddy went on, in a low tone. “Seeing you take it and moan like it was the best fucking thing that had ever happened to you.”
Euphoria by birdsofshore | My Rec
Ship: established Albus/Scorpius, Albus/Draco
Quote: "Please." I can see Al's legs quivering. They must be getting tired, hooked over Father's shoulders like that for so long. "Please, Draco. Fuck me. Fuck me some more."
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