39 years ago a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal found themselves in detention together. they sacrificed a whole saturday but became the breakfast club by the end of it
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I began to watch euphoria to calm myself down because i was spiraling (a distraction) and i just finished the second episode and i think its good albeit exploitative in its graphic content but im taking care not to call it completely "unnecessary" perhaps it does have a point perhaps not (Remembers sam levinsons barely disguised fetish of mentally ill women) Okay maybe it doesnt have to show everything it does
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Me: No, I don’t have a type
Also me:
They say you want what you don’t have. A brain for me I suppose
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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Please do things to strengthen your attention span. It stresses me out so much when people just accept their small attention spans and cater to them without any acknowledgment that they are making it worse by doing that.
There is a reason attention spans are worse now and it didn’t just happen by chance. Media and the internet designed it that way and we went with it because it was easier.
Some of us with ADHD and brain fog need to meet ourselves where we’re at and exercise our attention span by watching a two minute video instead of a one minute video. Some of us need to sit down and read a novel with our phones turned off.
Wherever you’re at, just realize that not doing things that feel hard will keep making your attention span worse.
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