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umi-teardrop · 12 hours
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(Fun Fact: In the late 1700s, a large percentage of Europeans feared the tomato. A nickname for the fruit was the “poison apple” because it was thought that aristocrats got sick and died after eating them, but the truth of the matter was that wealthy Europeans used pewter plates, which were high in lead content and Since Thomas Jefferson travelled the world he learned the tomato wasn’t poisonous and ate it in front of everyone which got people worried. Just imagine if the modern still thought tomato was poisonous and some people debating if it’s poisonous or not)
Person A:
-I’m telling you tomatoes are not poisonous! I mean Thomas Jefferson tried it in front of everyone and he survived!
Person B:
-He also rapped his 14 years old slave Sally Hemmings and was a hypocrite about ending slavery
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umi-teardrop · 22 hours
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James:
-Hey Thomas what are you doing this weekend I–
*Sees Jefferson munching on a tomato*
James ran over to Jefferson trying to get the tomato out of his mouth:
THOMAS WHAT THE FUCK?! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!!! SIPT IT OUT NOW!!!
SOMEONE ANYONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
(Thomas Jefferson both cultivated and ate tomatoes from 1809 until 1824 and quite possibly grew them as early as 1781. Tomatoes were not as popular in Jefferson's time and were often believed to be poisonous )
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umi-teardrop · 23 hours
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!
(Washington scolding his son right hand man for his recent argument with Jefferson)
Washington:
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
Alexander:
-That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes!!!!
Washington:
- son………why???
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Josephine:
We both hate our dads (even though I made peace with mine), We want to make our moms proud she is brawn while I’m brain and i have personally adopted her as my sister!
Josephine said as she pulled Susan closer like an annoying lady bragging about their child and it annoyed Susan
*The evil anon pulls James to a alley and knocked him in the head with a metal pipe, and then they drag him away*
(AHAHA SHIT-)
*James falls to the ground, everything went blurry as the blood dropped from his head, he passed out real quick*
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Josephine:
-Oh and meet my soul sister Susan Reynolds
Josephine said pointing pridefully at Susan
*The evil anon pulls James to a alley and knocked him in the head with a metal pipe, and then they drag him away*
(AHAHA SHIT-)
*James falls to the ground, everything went blurry as the blood dropped from his head, he passed out real quick*
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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(@ask-thomas-jefferson1 your turn to Roleplay please)
Alexander arrived at Jefferson’s house and unwillingly knocked at the door
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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John:
-No Alexander we’re not kicking her out either or learn to live with her or make amends with Jefferson! It’s your choice and I for one like having Caroline around she’s like my own daughter to me and helped me a lot and I think she made Arthur a better person!
(Based on this post)
Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Josephine:
-About a few hours and don’t worry about the evil anon They are not dead but I did ban them to the phantom zone thanks to one of Diane’s sniper gun so they won’t be bothering us for a while
*The evil anon pulls James to a alley and knocked him in the head with a metal pipe, and then they drag him away*
(AHAHA SHIT-)
*James falls to the ground, everything went blurry as the blood dropped from his head, he passed out real quick*
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Josephine:
Morning dad
Josephine said in her wheelchair
*The evil anon pulls James to a alley and knocked him in the head with a metal pipe, and then they drag him away*
(AHAHA SHIT-)
*James falls to the ground, everything went blurry as the blood dropped from his head, he passed out real quick*
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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John take a deep breath:
-…you have to go to Jefferson and make amends with him.
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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John:
You know there is a way to make her move out on her own without upsetting both of them, but you might not but you might not like that idea
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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John:
-We can’t just kick her out Alexander! Besides even if we do kick her out we won’t hear the end of it from Arthur!
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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A few days past since Caroline moved in and suddenly Alexander lost it because of his pregnancy hormones and some of Caroline stubborn, prideful, and hot headed etc etc she got from Thomases side of the family
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Suddenly a random sniper shots The evil anon
Josephine holding her sniper and still in her wheelchair:
-stay away from my dad!
*The evil anon pulls James to a alley and knocked him in the head with a metal pipe, and then they drag him away*
(AHAHA SHIT-)
*James falls to the ground, everything went blurry as the blood dropped from his head, he passed out real quick*
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Arthur:
-in my defense, I had no say in this! Caroline already packed all her bags and coming here in an hour I mean, I tried to reason with her, but she just didn’t listen! You know, Mr. Jefferson more than anyone else if that man is stubborn so his daughter! And she insist that she won’t go back to her home unless you and Mr Jefferson talk things out
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 8 days
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Arthur:
-Welllllllll she is moving in to our house
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Arthur:
-Uhhh Pops you know Caroline right my girlfriend?
Arthur started sheepishly
Alexander sat up in bed. His hair was kinda messy, a few strands going over his eyes. It seemed like he'd just been laying there for whoever knows how long.
"Yeah, i remember her.. What's the problem? Did she do somethin' to you?"
His tone had a bit of annoyance, but he hoped she hadn't done anything to hurt him.
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umi-teardrop · 9 days
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Caroline:
-Ok look I know you don’t like Mr Hamilton but you can’t blame the things he done to his son. Arthur so stop acting like a damn child or I’ll… I’ll… I’ll move in with the Hamiltons!
Very Early in the morning
Thomas:
-Caroline it’s time for breakf–
Thomas walks into Arthur sloppily had his clothes over him as Caroline in her bra with messy hair trying to help Arthur to sneak out the window
“….Caroline.” -Jefferson gave a terrifying glare-
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