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Black Velvet Cake + Salted German Dark Chocolate Buttercream
#black velvet#cake#salt#german chocolate#dark chocolate#chocolate buttercream#buttercream#chocolate cake#recipe
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I want it to be deeply affectionate and primal. I HAVE to knock you up. Plant my seed in you. Continue my line. But I'll stay by your side the entire time. Cuddle you, spoil you, provide for you. All with the exciting knowledge that I've marked you in the most permanent and intimate way possible. Your belly swelling, hips widening, breast ready to do what they are ment to. How wonderful it would be..
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let’s play hide and seek in the woods, but when I catch you I’m breeding you until you cry
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Sam Elliott
"Road House" (1989)
Dir. Rowdy Herrington
#I’m convinced that not only is Sam Elliot ageless#He’s also the Hollywood equivalent of *I know a guy..*#director: I have this role and no one seems to fit it#casting director: I know a guy..
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Hey are you feeling better
I’m feeling much better! Thank you for checking in on me 🩵 My glands have mostly gone down and I’m just in recovery (although I sound like I smoked 3 packs of Peter Jackson’s unfiltered a day, and when my ears don’t pop, I might as well just be someone’s wild auntie in the nursing home that can’t hear shit)
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55. Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
56. Have you ever made a snow angel?
57. Have you ever played dress up?
55. Absolutely, or the stars
56. So many snow angels!!
57. Definitely, probably way more as a little girl than as an adult, but definitely both
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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imagine thinking 30+ year old women aren’t sexy lmfao can’t relate
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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