Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

ah ... I see you've caught me balancing on my baul!

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

Buying a car

English added by me :)

​macrodosing on being your.friend by reblogging your posts :)

microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)

hellooooo its been months since we talked i forgot about tumblr and i completely forgot to reply to you im so so so sorry

Haiiii :3 no worries I’m happy you’re back

An eepy girl has returned! (*^ω^*)

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

Oh btw trans people if you are ever comfortable with doing modeling stuff or me using pictures of yourself being used as art references (nude or clothed.) pls tell me. I’m currently doing anatomy studies, and I’m currently focusing on trans bodies right now.

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Void

I would hate you so much if I couldn’t accept compliments but I can so thank you gorgeous :3

Cider and Burgandy for the ask game!

Awww thanks! We should talk more ( ^ω^ )

In terms of that ask game: Void

Are we mutuals? I wasn’t following you before lol

nibble nibble :3

Flamingo, Sapphire, Lavender :3

Ask game

EEEEE <3 You may not kiss me but you may, however, bite me. (shoves head into shark mouth and waits for carnage)

Looked at your blog again and I like it so now we’re mutuals for realsies :3

In terms of that ask game: Void

Are we mutuals? I wasn’t following you before lol

Cider & lavender