nah cause like my brain is also rotting bad with fat miguel and all that i can think about that his fat ass goes to some kind of party with a buffet and after that his shirt rips apart on the strained gut of his after eating all party from this buffet (bonus scene: miguel complains to lyla when they come home that he is hungry and stuffs his face even more.)

no cause like!! miguel goes to this party thrown for all the spider people (almost like a huge office party) and takes full advantage of the buffet. First he was timid, trying not to give into his massive appetite, but soon other spideys are catching glances of him losing control at the table. and ofc he’d go home and bitch about how he’s still hungry

..this has been in my head ever since i read it

Ashton in e40: Hey Orym, I know everyone keeps calling you the good one, but that's a lot of pressure to put on one person. You doing okay?

Ashton after the latest 4SD: No, but seriously. You're the only one here with a functioning moral compass. If you break, we're all fucked.

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“Know this: I am addicted to you. I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forget its flavour.”

“I am the astronomer, seeking to discover all the stars living inside you” - Onur Taşkıran

princesa, eu n coloquei estebinho dilf fumando um mas seria o seguinte

ele quem pediria, espera você colocar o menininho de vocês pra dormir e ai vai aparecer no quarto enquanto você veste um pijaminha. "acho que tô precisando fumar um pouco" - coçando a cabeça assim numa sugestão -, e nisso cê já sabe que não é cigarro. vai ficar com você na varandinha gourmet do apê que vcs moram, fechar a porta de correr pra sala - pra nenhuma fumaça entrar pra lá - e fuma contigo no sofázinho cheio de almofadas que tem ali. as pernas entrelaçadinhas e ele ficando cada vez mais groguezinho - porque já tinha desacostumado do efeito. quando tiver bem soltinho vai te arrastar pra mais perto e começar a dar uns beijos demorados, com a boca aberta, molhando sua pele, seu pescoço. vai chupar seus peitos sobre a blusinha do pijama a ponto do tecido ficar grudando e também vai te dedar sem afastar a calcinha... ele sabe que você fica impaciente, e vai gostar muito de sussurrar um "quieta" meio seco e mandão no seu primeiro gemido mais alto.

NÃO GENTE EU QUERIA ELE ME COMENDO NA VARANDA E [censurado] [proibido em 23 paises] [tiros de espingarda] [explosao nuclear] [sirene dos bombeiros] [criança chorando]

Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.

- Robert Boyce

vanilla luring knuckles to the surface by saying she needs help watching cream for a few days (using his guardian behaviors against him) but actually its a trick to cook meals for him and let him watch anime and let him do some low-stakes socializing and give him a chance to talk abt his garden and his projects that not all his friends would know to ask about. hes okay with this trick bc vanilla never keeps him over for too long and is very low-energy company :)

SOBS........

vanillas house is a Third Place for him. angel island is home and anywhere else is a lot of work and tiring even though he does love his friends. but this is one of the few nice in-betweens :) they sit on the porch together in easy silence or low energy talk. I think vanilla would have a lot of books on different things like gardening n landscaping n such, the home and garden ones, on my hands and knees thinking about them

thinking how in crash (1996) majority of the scenes have no foreplay, at least visibly. except for 2. and yes the car crashes in it of themself are the foreplay but the two scenes where they actually engage in foreplay are when james and vaughn hook up and when Helen and Gabrielle hook up. in fact it’s the only part of sex that we see before it cuts away. Right after James and Vaughns hook up, he pushes his mortality too far. i don’t have a coherent analysis for it but i can’t stop thinking about it.

Not someone in my comments renaming the shell Namor gave Shuri and Ramonda to call him THE SHELLPHONE

the ad should have just been him shirtless and boleroless pouring oat milk on himself while staring at the camera intensely and it would have been the most efficient campaign in the history of Finnish media

MANAGER!! GET ODDLYGOOD ON THE PHONE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

Thot of the day (well yesterday)

Jason spanking you over his knee for being a brat when y’all were out with friends

OH MY LORD YOUR MIND!!

Okay okay okay, just like teasing him subtle ALL NIGHT while out with friends. Teasing him, starting to give him love bites when friends aren’t looking and stuff like that. BUT ONCE YOU GET HOME!!! you’re done for. He’ll have you bent over so quick and giving you spankings till you’re whining and apologizing for being bratty.

Ugh I cant think about this I cant give a further thoughts cause I’m short circuiting rn. BUT the eras that immediately came to mind is this one

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Here me out. Ted. Rom-com loving Ted. Not discovering until he's well into his forties that he's aromantic.

Not realizing that what he liked about those movies all these years was the promise of being loved and the possibility of closeness and the idea that one day everything was going to make sense.

Not realizing until long after the divorce ink dries that part of why he tried so hard to hold onto Michelle was that he knew deep down that something about the way he loved was different, but he never knew why or how, so he just kept trying to fix it and make it work.

Ted not realizing anything until he's about to leave Richmond, when he tries to have a parting conversation with Jamie and Jamie is the one who puts the idea into his mind. Because Jamie, who's been working on himself, has finally realized what he wants, and it's like a nuclear bomb has been dropped on Ted's whole world.

Ted panics. Ted goes through all the stages of grief. Ted cancels his flight back home - temporarily - because he is too afraid to look at his ex-wife with this knowledge rattling around in his head. Because despite the fact that it's got nothing to do with how much he loves his son, in some ways it feels like it has everything to do with how much he loves his son because it's about how Ted loves.

(And then while Ted remains in Richmond he ends up officially in three separate qpr with Beard, Rebecca, and Trent. It does not fix all his problems, and he still has to figure out how to be closer to Henry, but it helps and he is loved The End)

BOY WILL I EVER HEAR YOU OUT ON THIS ONE

you say aro character and im already criss cross applesauce on the floor listening intently and boy this is SO GREAT im completely in love with this concept. what a story you’ve painted here, what a trajectory of ‘I didn’t know that was possible and now im re-evaluating everything in my life and that i thought i understood about myself

im literally giggling with delight walking home from the bubble tea shop thinking about this oh my gd. your mind.

(also the Aro Epiphany Contagion is so real ahsjsbsj Jamie And The Accidental Ripple Effect He Has No Idea He Caused-)

nghhhhhhhh idk if it’s just me but like … i really just need aeri and yunjin to take turns SLUTTING ME TF OUT 😞😞😞😞😞😞 like use me in any way necessary please please please im begging so desperately

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no you’re right… and both of them being fluent english speakers like i know they’d just call you the most vulgar names while fucking the shit out of you like yes!!

yunjin roughly fingering you and rubbing your clit while aeri fixates on your tits, her tongue circling your nipple.. aheh

and they’d make out in the middle of it as you watched just cause they’re CHEEKY LIKE THATTT

But would you drive up to Canada for a hockey team tag-team foreskinned up men orgy?