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cuddling session? how about a full body massage session where ur laying on your stomach, naked, ass n pussy arching up in the air begging for my fingers or strap to fuck you. but instead of giving you either, i eat you out slowly from behind as your beautiful cunt drips like goddamn faucet.
i think i like my idea more.
- k.
god that's so fucking hot..... make me beg for it until I can't take it anymore so i push you to the bed and ride your face for being such a tease
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i thought it was just me, but no
they had to put her down again, they shot her right in the head
how many times am i gonna have to offer my nonexistent firstborn child today
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I was expecting our regularly scheduled goofyness but this one is, without being super revealing, so sexual?????
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Can someone please get Aabria some new dice? I can't keep listening to Aabria rolling nat ones in these intense situations.
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I am about to lose my shit. This is like the tenth time in the past five days.
Weary: Tired or haggard
Wary: Cautious or afraid
Please people. I'm begging you.
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listen i know the plot of this whole show is 'dysfunctional family loses last bit of humanity they didn't even know they had" but WHERE are my good big siblings Lip&Ian&Fiona fics. for the love of god. this show should be a goldmine for hurt/comfort fics but all I ever find is somehow more angst than what is in the show
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people will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like "be realistic."
dylan moran
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Yo, the 5 (George wooing with joke) sounds funny xD please say morr
I will give you a sneak peek just cause it's you Pretz:
“Knock knock.” He started again with a new joke. I groaned, throwing my head back.
“Who’s there?” I asked, annoyed.
“Cow says.” He grins.
“Cow says who?” I sighed.
“No silly, cow says MOOOOOO.” He roared with laughter, as he mooed loudly. The men walking with us chuckled at the joke.
“Oh George, now that one was seriously bad.” I sighed, slapping my hand to my forehead.
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Sooooooo what Ryan and Oliver are saying is
Bi Buck
Angry/ frustrated Eddie cause man did everything to move on and cause
"Why did you never tell me you're bi?"
Confused Buck
Kind of fall out cause Eddie won't say it and just tries to make it work with Marisol
So many conversations with each other and the rest of the fam
Then
Finally
✨Gay Eddie✨
Throw in convos about the shooting and lightning strike and we are golden
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