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d-lanx · 23 hours
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Ok so I thought of something hysterical
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So HHH wants to talk to the mayor of London and seems to be open to the idea of having Mania in London. In which case, if you’re looking for an outdoor arena, you’re almost guaranteed to be using Wembley.
Now, WWE seem to also be interested in punk “finishing his story” and main eventing mania. After all, he was originally set to main event night one against Seth Rollins for the world heavyweight title.
So it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility to have him main event the next Mania.
Now, imagine being TK. You’ve attempted to bury CM Punk after getting into a backstage fight in Wembley arena, only for 2 years later to see him in the Main event of your rival company’s (and the more successful company’s) biggest show of the year in the exact same damn arena.
I really hope they push for this just so they can stick it to TK cos that would be hysterical. If it does happen, I really hope Punk does the right thing and wears the same gear he had for All In to really rub it in their faces. It’d be fucking hysterical and I really don’t put it past him to do something like that.
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d-lanx · 4 days
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YOOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED THEIR DISSERTATION!!!!!!!!!!!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN TWO NIGHTS BUT I DID IT!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
8K WORDS (+40k in appendeces & references) OVER 141 PAGES I NEARLY DIED
NOW I CAN EAT CHOCOLATE AND SLEEEEEEEEP 😴😴
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d-lanx · 9 days
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Punk was denied entry to Madison Square Garden (2011)
Ok so basically a security guard didn’t recognise him and didn’t believe he was a wrestler, presumably because of his size and wouldn’t let him in to perform.
It was a second security guard who just happened to pass by and saw what was happening who recognised punk and stepped in to give him the all clear and let him in.
Can you imagine if that didn’t happen and punk ended up being outright barred from going in? 😂 thing is, this was post-pipebomb era when he was well into his WWE title reign and the face of the company. I know he just looks like some guy when he’s wearing street clothe but this is hysterical 😭
https://www.wrestleview.com/wwe-news/29311-more-on-cm-punk-being-refused-entry-inside-msg/?amp
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d-lanx · 9 days
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Tony Atlas doesn’t recognise cm punk (he was ecw champion)
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d-lanx · 9 days
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Saw this on insta and had to share
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d-lanx · 10 days
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found this gif and i cannot express how funny i find this
and from what i can gather from people talking about this in old posts, it apparently was taken from a (since removed) youtube video from wwe themselves when punk was in court over the staph infection and they wanted to try prove there was no staph infection on his ass because you couldn't see any raised bump under his trunks, and in doing so made a compilation of punk ass shots from the royal rumble
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d-lanx · 10 days
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have you ever wanted to blow cm punk?
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d-lanx · 10 days
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this reminds me of an old local legend from where i grew up. we're known as "Keaw Yed"s which is lancastrian for "Cow Head"s, all because of a famous story of a local farmer who found one of his cows with it's head stuck in a gate. and instead of sawing the gate to free it, the dumbass farmer sawed the cows head off. so what I'm saying here looking at this, is its time to get the saw
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d-lanx · 10 days
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GUYS I FOUND A VIDEO OF IT AND HE'S NEVER BEEN SO PATHETIC
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Hey, look at this, I can make you go fucking feral...
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Told you
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