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Worst fandom thing: when the more popular adaption changes your Blorbo and makes him do things that changes what wrong shit he did so the fandom is now flooded with fans of the adaption who are mad at your Blorbo for the wrong reasons

Free my man! Those aren't the crimes he committed!

Minato writes seals in ye olde english and Uzumakis write in the most southern redneck ya'll''d've you've ever seen because he learned from books and they invented new things by the time the layperson learned basic shit. They slap things together like the german language and call it a day when it works and doesn't explode

YESSSSS. Minato is all "sealing has strict rules and guidelines" meanwhile every Uzumaki to exist is like "fuck it, let's ball"

turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well

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If you can’t think of anything to say about a fic, writers also like to know:

- what time it is

- how long you’ve been reading

- how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours

- what you were late for because you were reading

- the woeful few hours you have left to sleep

- the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing

- the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak

- the general public’s reaction to your outbreak

- how much phone battery you have left

Can you do talia holding damian pretty please? Your art is amazing!!!

her beloved son <3

another messy sketch cause it's the only thing i can draw rn

There’s different theories out there as to why wizards wear robes in our modern fiction but in my unprofessional opinion it’s probably because monks and priests wore robes as part of their uniforms for a long time and for a while they were basically the holders of the books and other knowledge and after a while professors and the like started wearing their graduation robes to lecture and if you’re under the impression that magic comes from study and all the book people for the last forever have been wearing robes then you’re probably gonna be putting your book magic people in robes

Personally if I was a wizard I’d dress like a Silicon Valley tech bro to throw people off.

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

I'll be real the second any trans person shows up on my dash making any kind of post generalizing transmasc or transfemme people negatively i check out. literally don't care if the evil trans woman or evil trans man said something upsetting to you or you've had bad experiences with a particular group of people; the generalization shit is lame, being defensive about it is lame, you are literally smarter than this - stop, reflect, take some deep breaths, go do something else

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much