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tei-to-tei · 1 year

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i thought it was just me, but no they had to put her down again, they shot her right in the head how many times am i gonna have to offer my nonexistent firstborn child today

#ao3 is down #ao3 #baby #sweetie #my one true love #you're killing me #you're actually killing me #how am i supposed to survive in these conditions #developers i will eat your enemies for you PLEASE #im never gunna be able to live laugh love like those white moms ever again at this rate

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kiwiaok · 10 months

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UEUEUEUEUEUEUE

#ao3 #how am I supposed to survive in these conditions #please i wanted to post a new fic today #aaaaaaaaaa

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bunches-of-lilacs · 1 year

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i want so many more cute clothes but i have no money :(

#how am i supposed to survive in these conditions

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faggotslimecicle · 3 months

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i will not be insane about silly smosh characters i will not be insane about silly smosh characters i will not be insane about silly smosh characters i will not be insane about silly smosh characters i will not be insane about silly smosh characters i will not be insane about silly smosh characters

#im bingeing board a legacy betrayal and #hrng #hE WENT FROM A CHRISTIAN SCHOOLED BOY TO A CLEARLY DISTURBED GUY IN THE WOODS CAUGHT IN SOME SHIFT TO I GUESS A FUCKING DEMON #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WNORMAL ABOUT THIS #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS #PLEASE THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE AS RABID DOG ABT THIS AS ME #PLEASE SOMEONE ANYONE

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wailingmime · 6 months

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you mean it's only 3:16 PM !?!?!! you mean ive only been conscious for 5 HOURS??!???!! you mean I still have a MAJORITY of my day left to spend listening to my own thoughts !!. no fuckin way .

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chokingondaffodils · 6 months

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hate when i find a really good tumblr post on a site that isn’t tumblr because i have to sit there and not reblog it and it’s terrible

#but i’m being so brave about it #but i can’t add tags!!!#how am i supposed to survive in these conditions

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rinstaro · 1 year

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my bf left for the dorms for the new semester……. now who’s gonna make me cum til i cry everyday

:(

#how am i supposed to survive in these conditions #kore.talks

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isapisaaa · 6 months

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a year ago i didn’t know who these men were and now i genuinely start tweaking if i don’t see their faces at least once every three hours

#formula 1 #vroomvroom #car go vroom #lando norris #lando norizz #daniel ricciardo #danny ric #oscar piastri #f1 #literally what is wrong with me #this is concerning #they are the only thing that bring me joy #and there’s only two races left #any tips for surviving the winter?#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #how am i supposed to stay warm without the light of danny ric’s smile?

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k-nightmare9 · 6 months

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Omg the slime stream, the code blocks

Oh it's so over for him

#i can't even articulate my thoughts on it #how am I supposed to survive the the twitchcon hiatus in these conditions #slimecicle #liveblogging

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notwhelmedyet · 11 months

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a Witch King ficlet exploring Bashasa's perspective in the Summer Court, because like Kai I have been bewitched by this man.

Title taken from the same Mountain Goats song @megafaunatic used for their fanart caption because you are totally right, that is the perfect song for them.

#nobody had written a bashasa fic!#nobody! how am i supposed to survive in these conditions #yes i know i'm supposed to be finishing Bones Don't Rust #but i had a brief moment of inspiration and ran with it #my fics #witch king #mine

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definitelynotnia · 3 months

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long ass post under the cut T-T i needed to tell somebody about my day i have no one else to tell so...yeah

be me

barely finish two hours of sleep from 5:30am to 7:30 am

wake up to the sound of feral screaming and shouting as is customary in a desi household at peak school timing

brother has lost id card which he needs in order to go to inter school cricket competition which is today- housewide search for id card resulting in failure

mother screaming and shouting at brother for being useless and brother frantically running around...being useless...

decide to give up and get out of bed because ear drums have burst already, and staying in bed after brother leaves means mothers wrath on me for "sleeping all day"

call up bus driver to plead with him to wait for brother before leaving, call up cricket team coach to plead with him to let brother compete without id card, convince both

inform mother and watch brother leave, 1 second after which mother remembers she forgot to give him yet another document, run behind brother in bed clothes with said document

catch up with brother only to see him making the most wet puppy sobby face bcz bus driver ditched, take a long fucking sigh because eldest daughter i-must-fix-everything syndrome will be the death of me

go back up to grab cash, hurriedly inform mother of situation and run with brother and his heavier-than-me cricket kit to catch auto

reach school on time dressed like a homeless person with oversized dads tshirt, flannel jacket thingy three times my size and the pinkest pants to exist- only thing holding back a complete breakdown is one (1) clutcher making me look borderline decent with a sorrowful fashion sense and greasy ass hair

take auto halfway back home only to realise autowala won't go further than certain point so walk 15 minutes till nearest auto stand in aforementioned homeless clothing, take another auto and call mother to inform of proceedings

cut call only to realise autowala has crossed destination and taken you further than necessary bcz both places have similar names and they misunderstood, walk back again for 10 minutes completely dehydrated and ready to collapse

get call from mother informing you to buy things for house, walk BACK AGAIN to store, buy some things, walk to another store, buy more things, reach home walking

come home to find that mother asked for things because brother left physics project of making electromagnet (which we got done from an actual electrician after much failed attempts by me and mother) with the switch on overnight resulting in battery to be drained out

realise electrician superglued every.thing. and SOLDERED the ends of the wire to the battery, cut apart whole project and sit and remake the whole thing

brother comes home later, tell him how to work the electromagnet and tell him to label it with his name, watch brother paste one singular piece of paper onto project (his only contribution) and then proclaim that HE had made the project so nicely uwu

ok to be fair he did come to me later when he overheard my mom talking to my dad on call about what all happened today and he came and gave me a hug and said thank you and....yeah, worth it.

#this dude is twelve #he has the survival skills of a blob of mayonnaise #what will he do when i leave for college T-T #idk this seems like a universal eldest sibling experience its just half the time parenting the younger sibling #and the other half of the time roasting them to oblivion #anyway this was a DAY #im so tired honestly how am i supposed to do integration under these conditions

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churchsideblog · 6 months

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being disabled is confusing. what am i supposed to do with all this deeply-ingrained training to work hard and serve others when if i move too much or think too hard i'll collapse. how am i supposed to mourn with those who mourn when if i have too strong of an emotion it will make me so dizzy and nauseous i have to go lie down.

#it's a very good thing that years of neurodivergence already taught me the skill of saying 'when authority figures say #'try harder' they mean those guys who are goofing off in the corner--not me because i'm already putting in probably more effort than #anyone expects.'#because i would not have survived conference otherwise.#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #<-hold on wait i was gonna say something else but that tag autofilled and you know what? i think it's applicable

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devilfruitdyke · 3 days

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if i cant find my nami keys in the next week im crashing my car

#I MISS MY WIFE TAILS #how am i supposed to survive in these conditions (school) without the character

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hauntedhikingsociety · 6 days

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ONE (1) mango is the equivalent of TEN POUNDS at the supermarket. this is ethnic discrimination

#how am i supposed to live like this 😭😭😭#this is why there are no pakistanis in japan. they can't survive under these conditions

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