#WTF BURGER KING
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DUDE WTF BURGER KING DISCONTINUED MOZZARELLA STICKS???? NO
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I headcanon they went to burger king for their first date
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#lamb#lambert#cotl narinder#the lamb#the one who waits#wtf is their ship name#lambinder#burger king#cotl fanart#myart
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Amúgy valaki tudja, hogy miért van a Mammutban a Burger King falán Machiavelli fő műve (A Fejedelem) angolul végtelenítve? Nem túl megnyugtató.
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Sitting in a room working on something while the person you kind of like is sitting 5 feet away from you out loud popcorn reading a Ronald McDonald x Burger King ABO ao3 fanfic with 2 other people is just a different experience.
#i mean wtf#what do i do in this situation#and it’s a weird crush bc I know that I won’t really see this person again so while I like them there’s little use in persueing it#also I’m so autistic I cannot tell when someone is just treating me with real kindness or maybe likes me how do you even figure that out wtf#is was a really well written fanfic too so idk what to do with that#anyway#ao3#ao3 fanfic#ronald mcdonald#Ronald McDonald x Burger King#I’m more of a Ronald McDonald x JackBox fan myself but whatever#help#Theater crush
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can someone cook up a silly lil nick fix where the reader is trans 😞 (ftm) i need smth to make myself feel better abt my body dysphoria 😭
#n before yall say anything i would TOTALLY write smth myself but im just too upset to do so rn#my life would be sm better if i was born a male 😞#sturniolo triplets#nick sturniolo#matt sturniolo#chris sturniolo#azul talks ✮#side note my tummy hurts so bad#im suing burger king#i haven’t eaten your food in months and when i finally have the opportunity to indulge in your food you give me a horrible stomach ache#wtf
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The reveal of yesterdays episode was so big we all collectively glossed over the fact the arbys got replaced with a burger king and neither of them are even restaurants
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#wtf is happening#ep 210#wtnv spoilers#cecilos#cecil gershwin palmer#carlos the scientist#the arbys#the lights above the arbys#the lights above the burger kings?#also ep 178 explicitly says the arby is a restaurant#like it’s a whole thing#wtf#since it’s wtnv I don’t think it actually counts as a plot hole#y’know with what nightvale being mushed with every other nightvale
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SOMEONE ORDERED DOORDASH FROM MY CREDIT CARD 😭😭 MOTHERFUCKERS WHO STOLE MY INFO IM GON KILL THEM
#im broke as is goddamnit now my card is blocked and i have no cash#i dont understand 😭😭😭#im so careful abt everything wtf#someone fucking feasting with my 300eur theyve ordered noodles pizza thai food burger king fuckin bubble tea AND IM HERE STARVING
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The abandoned Burger King we drive by will always be a mystery to me.
#the windows are all borded up WTF HAPPUN??? ITS A FUCKING BURGER KING.#I wanna Google it but I don’t wanna spoil the mystery for myself 😭#life#silly
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can somebody explain to me how the fuck
#burger king#spotify wrapped#spotify#music#songs#songwriter#singer#whopper#wrapped#mine#random#funny#wtf#what
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Figuring out what to have for dinner with my Council of Head Voices
Me: Okay so what's something I can leave for a bit and not have it be a Bad Food?
Voice 1: Chicken nuggets
Voice 2: BurgerKing
Voice 3: Ooh yes chicken nugg-
Voice 4: Chicken nuggets are Not a balanced breakfast, pick something else
Me: Okay, so what-
Me: B R E A K F A S T ?!
#thots#council of head voices#dinner#breakfast#balanced meal#chicken nuggets#burger king#wtf#adulting#i ended up getting chicken dumplings#while im waiting i made applesauce with honey and cinnamon
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Me, eating Burger King 45 minutes before rehearsal bc I just need protein: :)
Me, tummy hurt bad throat 20 minutes before rehearsal bc I are Burger King: :(
#literally have only had this reaction to Burger King once in the past 2 years#wtf gut. you were doing so good#gi issues#chronic illness#10/17/2022#oct 2022
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pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]
ch. 4 - agoraphobia and burger king on 5th street
summary: a personal experience provides a way for newt to connect to y/n.
warnings: strong language, mental health talk, depression, medication (its my literal prescription i mention oops this is like a self insert fr), mutual pining, none really.
➥ m.list
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THE GLADE
[ 10:52 am ]
y/n: it’s official yall
drugs saved my life
tommy: huh??
minho: same
newt: wow, i’ve never seen your name on my screen before 12 pm
y/n: shut the hell up bitch
newt: ouch, touchy
minho: woah
touchy 👀
are yallll..?
y/n: you’re sick
tommy: are we going to ignore the drugs statement??
like hello are u ok ??
newt: you’re annoying minho
minho: yea <3 😊
notice how they didn’t say no
y/n: you guys just don’t understand how a girl like me needs beauty sleep..
and no we aren’t
gally: all that beauty sleep and ur still walking around with that mug.. yikes.
y/n: 😑
i hate you i haete you i dhateoyifu
minho: great she’s having a fit
y/n: no one cares about me
and you think i’m ugly
this is so sick
and you don’t even care that i’m on drugs
☹️😭😭😭😭 done.
newt: no one said that love
gally that was rude
minho: BRUHHHHH
here she goes
tommy: I CAREE????????
DO I NEED TO COMEGET YOU????
y/n: yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
before i do something crazy 😭😭💣
minho: THE BOMB IS WILD
tommy: stay where you are
i have your location
newt: uhhh
y/n: pause what
minho: tommy why would you admit to that
tommy: im On my way! what’s the issue
sorry autocorrect
y/n: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LOCATION????
gally: can you guys shut the fuck up
minho: the drama queen is here 😍
gally: stop
alby: I have it on Life360, I imagine Thomas does as well. In fact I have all of your locations.
y/n: oh
i forgot about that app..
minho: i didn’t. i get a notif that newt’s phone is at 5% all the goddamn time
even tho he said he deleted it
newt: just turn it off then
i redownloaded it don't track my app intake
minho: no it makes me feel less lonely
y/n: awwwww
idk how you do that newt
newt: do what?
y/n: not charge your phone
if my phone gets below like 15% then the monsters will get me
tommy: omg me tooo 🥹
newt: i was about to say you sound like tommy.
tommy: don’t say that!
she’s on drugs i don’t want to sound like an addict 😔
newt: she isn’t on drugs thomas
tommy: she literally said she is newt :/
5 mins and i’m there y/n
y/n: are you actually fr
thomas..
we live very far away sweetie
newt: i mean
if you were in trouble you don’t think we’d come get you?
tommy: ^^
but life360 says you’re at the burger king on 5th
minho: no that’s me LOOOL
y/n: NEWTTT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
tommy: wtf
i’m the one who’s coming to get u
why does he get the credit
minho: no tommy you’re coming to get me
tommy: oh yippee i get to see my friend 🤗
newt: ewwwwww
y/n: EWWWWW
tommy: OH STOP IT
y/n: why burger king of all places min
minho: why drugs of all things y/n
gally: she’s not doing drugs are you guys fuckin insane
y/n: yes i am
it’s 10 mg of fluoxetine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ONCE A DAY!!!!!!
IM ADDICTED
newt: no you aren’t, 10 mg is the smallest dose
minho: told y’all she was on drugs
y/n: ???????
minho: over the year
you’re too hyper to not be on some crack shit
tommy: oh stop that’s not nice.
newt: it’s not drugs like that minho stop.
tommy: uhoh he brought out the . at the end
y/n: it’s just for anxiety cuz i can’t leave the house without going into a breakdown
minho: she got acrophobia
told y’all she was mental
newt: what the fuck are you talking about
tommy: oh i know that word
fear of spiders 🕷️
minho: wtf no
fear of outside
y/n: i’m not afraid of outside
newt: that’s agoraphobia you fucking dumbass
y/n: 😍
i did NOT mean to send that lol oops
newt: ??
oh, okay
minho: when he’s a know it all 😍
when she’s agoraphobic 😍
y/n: when he’s at burger king on 5th because he has no food in his fridge and can only afford a $1.99 whopper with the coupons from the newspaper 😍😍😍😍
minho: 😒😑
newt: LMFAOOOO
GOOD THAT
minho: british people be so annoying
saying shit like gormless minger and good that be sooo real rn
newt: i have never said gormless minger in my whole 26 years of life.
y/n: you just did bro
newt: call me bro again
y/n: bro
brosive
brother
stepbro
minho: laughed until i saw the last msg :/
newt: 😑
y/n: ok youre the perverts
minho: cant you take your prozac and turn back to normal now
y/n: so you DO know what it is..
gally: wym 'back to normal' like there was smth before this??
y/n: real i been like this for life
tommy: i got whopper and two large fries and mozzarella sticks
newt: wow
y/n: wow just call him a fatass newt.
newt: i would never, stop
y/n: 2 large fries is kinda crazy tho
tommy: i have to get enough to share with my friend
minho
gally: surprised you have friends
tommy: yeah you are not one.
gally: RUDE?
y/n: WELL LMFAO
minho: i literally already ate also gally ur not my friend either
newt: same
alby: same
gally: well why tf am i in here
y/n: well you're my friend!
gally: great.
y/n: not with that attitude..
tommy: y/n you're ok though right??
y/n: yes tommy im fine sweetie
go eat your food
tommy: okay i wish you could share these fries with me
y/n: me too :(
minho: i don't
big back would eat em all
y/n: i actually hate you
__
newt
[ 11:45 am ]
newt: hey
y/n: hiii :D whats up??
newt: idk why but this feels like secretly texting you across the room at a party
y/n: actually tho
picture me giving u a look from across the room
newt: you would blow our cover immediately
i just wanted to let you know if you needed any like,, advice or something with your new medicine i'm here for you. i take the same stuff on top of lexapro
y/n: oh really?
newt: yeah i do
y/n: newt :( thank you
i am a bit nervous to start it tbh
newt: i understand, i was too
but hopefully it'll change things for the better
y/n: i hope so
i didn't realize you dealt with anxiety n stuff
newt: more than you know
you aren't the only one and you aren't alone w it
y/n: you're sweet newt, thank you
newt: don't mention it :))
sorry the smiley was creepy
y/n: lmao no i like it
if you need to talk or anything too i’m always here
newt: yeah?
y/n: of course ): you’re my pookie
newt: one day you gotta let go of that word lmao
y/n: but you love it tho
newt: you tell yourself that
actually are you free rn?
y/n: yeah! i’m just about home what’s up?
newt: i’m bored so pick up the phone
y/n: NEWT LMAO
ok fine 😒
#the maze runner#the maze runner fanfic#tmr#tmr newt#newt x reader#newt imagine#the maze runner newt x reader#the maze runner newt imagine#the maze runner newt#thomas brodie sangster#thomas brodie-sangster#thomas brodie sangster x reader#dylan o'brien#reader insert#text au#modern au#newt x reader au#fanfic#the maze runner imagine#newt tmr#thomas brodie-sangter x reader#hi#idk#reader is funny#tbs#tbs x reader#tbs imagine#thomas the maze runner
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the chokehold the secret history has me on is exactly why the hype makes sense
the writting. the characters. FRANCIS. camilla. richard. charles and henry are alright but FRANCIS????????? absurd. the plot. the twists. the wtf moments. THE EPILOGUE. GOD DAMMED EPILOGUE. the latin and greek random phases. THEM COMMUNICATING IN GREEK. charles sleeping in a slug and richard doing coke on the burger king parking lot. the funny bits. the fuck this book bits. the secondary characters whose name i have forgotten but make the story humane. richard being gay. francis being very much gay. charles being weird. henry being a complete sociopath. camilla just existing. FRANCIS. the funeral. smoking absolutely all the time. being drunk on WHISKEY all the time too. RICHARD’S PERCEPTION WHILE HIGH BEING ACTUALLY REALLY ACCURATE. the winter he spent almost dead. him being shot and just waiting for the rest to finish talking to let them know. bunny being absolutely book stupid. he’s really not that bad. give him a chance. also francis. them communicating by letters, vintage styled. everyone around them on colorful 80s clothes and them, walking around academically dressed in suits. francis wearing a pince nez. absolutely iconic. him making out with almost everyone there. milf man i love francis. also richard. not much to say here just richard.
yeah im done might keep going tho so not so done
#the secret history#donna tartt#henry winter#francis abernathy#bunny corcoran#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay#richard papen#dark academism#dark academia#romantic academia#literature#tsh spoilers
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hello can I place an order ^ ^ it's a headcanon of what le sserafim would be like if they were your yandere classmate please
An order? Lmao, we're not at Burger King. Anyway, yeah, I'll do your request because I needed something like this. Also, for Eunchae, being still minor, I'll write something more light
Le Sserafim headcanon: how they would be as yandere classmates
Sakura
Ah yes, the nerd of the class
She's kinda lonely and doesn't talk too much
Not really interested in you until one day she heard you talking about her favorite game
She was obsessed with that game, so now she's obsessed with you too
She would start with small talks like "Hi", "Good morning" or "How are you today?"
Over time you two started having more important and meaningful talks
She loved how you didn't judge her for her passion
She loved you so much that...she needed to have you all for herself
All the dummies in that class didn't deserve your intelligence and kindness
You obviously couldn't know about her creepy thoughts
For you it was just your cute and nerd friend
So, when she invited you at her house to play videogames, you were just happy about spending more time with her
She did a great job in making you enjoy her time there, thanks due her humor and her... well, her outfit
Such a tease with her tight crop top and her shorts(you know, like in the perfect night MV)
You started going there pretty often
Until one day she didn't let you go away
You dozed off for a second and you woke up tied to her gaming chair
From that moment you were going to be her play mate...for life😈
Chaewon
The beauty of the class
So pretty that people came to see her from other classes and even schools
But she was not interested in them, she was interested in you
Not more beautiful of her(of course), but pretty enough to stand out to a keen eye
In her mind she already had fantasized about you being the perfect couple
She needed to make that fantasy real...oh, wait, for her it was already real
In fact you were so surprised about her starting to act lovey-dovey out of nowhere
But, hey, were you going to refuse Chaewon kissing you in front of the entire school and pulling you to the toilette to make out (and probably more?)
Of course not, you enjoyed that since the first moment
Or at least you enjoyed until she's started to become a bit too...manipulative
"Why are you wearing that outfit? Do you want to make me feel ashamed?"
"You look too good with that outfit, go immediately change it!"
"What do you mean you have to spend with your family? I'm your family now"
The worst part was that when she was telling you these things, you could clearly see the craziness in her eyes
You were thinking about breaking up, but for some reasons all the partners she had before you seems disappeared from the face of the earth...
Yunjin
The IT girl
She's a social butterfly, so of course she knows everyone in the school...even you
You always had been chill and reservate, you had the right amount of true friends and you were satisfied with that
And that really bothered Yunjin
She was offering her friendship, why were you not interested?
Naaah, you only needed to know her better (right?)
She started to come to talk with you pretty often in class to show off her charms
She even switched her seat with the one next to you
Always bringing you to her table for the lunch break
And more time she spent with you, more she fell for you nonchalance about her every situation
You instead were not interested nor bothered, you simply accepted the new person in your life
It was all fine until one day she started to introduce you like her new partner
And you were like "WTF? We're not"
She was really angry with your behaviour, she was giving you her world but you were acting like it was not true
She brought you rudely in an empty classroom
"Are you going to play still more? Because you're embarassing me right now. What if I did the same to you? Should I show to the entire school...all of these?"
She had on her phone an entire collection of the embarassing and bad things you have done since your childhood to that day
How was she able to collect all of those? You had no idea
But you just lowered your head and accepted your new role of partner of the IT girl
Kazuha
The new student in your class
She recently joined after moving from her last school in Japan
There are some strange rumours about her
But honestly to you she's just a pretty dork
She sometimes still struggles with your language, so you help her happily in those moment
And she really appreciates you for that...maybe too much too
She starts with small actions like cooking the lunch for you or buying cute presents
And for once it's cool to be loved and appreciated for your kindness
But over time she starts getting really protective
It's not important if the person talking to you is a boy or a girl
Her eyes would be ready to menace her with a psychotic expression
If the talks goes over the few minutes, she would immediately put her hands around your body to protect what's her
Once one of your bestfriend said to her "mind your own business"
She kicked the poor friend right in the face, breaking the nose
So, yeah, she is not afraid to use violence
Eunchae
More a clingy little sister, than a yandere
Like, she's the youngest of the class
And you always worried about her
So it's was just natural for her to get really affectionate towards you
She always follows you everywhere
It's not rare to see her running to hug you
Ever more times in a day
If she's not with you, she's texting you
And if you don't answer, she gets really sad
She always says the one day you two will get married
You laughed about it, but actually she was not joking
Even if younger she always try to protect you and stand by your side during fights in classroom
Often she comes to get you at your house in morning to go to school together
She may have your laugh as morning alarm
And someone once said that she has at home one plush that she called like you
She falls asleep while hugging it
She's maybe really too clingy, but after all it's nice have this human vitamin around you
~~~
Well, I hope you liked that, Anon. I had fun writing about my Fimmies girls in this...different version🤭
Zazá
#ask me anything#kpop#kpop girls#le sserafim yunjin#le sserafim eunchae#le sserafim x reader#le sserafim sakura#le sserafim chaewon#le sserafim kazuha#le sserafim headcanons#le sserafim scenarios#le sserafim reactions#le sserafim x you#yandere#kpop yandere
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I'm seeing a lot about the Burger King x One Piece collab on Tik Tok and I just found out about McDonald's Happy Meals including Sonic toys, and I just wanted to point out that both Sonic and friends and ESPECIALLY the Strawhats wouldn't support genocide
The Strawhats would LITERALLY bring down the Israeli government
Edit:
I debated for a bit on adding this, but apparently, my post was seen by zionists and people who are pro Isreal, and those idiots couldn't understand I was pointing out the irony of characters who would be very much NOT support genocide being used by brands who literally ARE supporting genocide (and no, I will NOT shut up about that fact because WTF)
I mean, I GUESS in their defense, I could've made it more obvious that I was talking about how it was ironic and not me trying to apply fictional characters' possible political opinions to real world events
That being said, if any Palestinian or person being affected by this genocide got the idea that I was trying to say something like that, I'm so sorry I was so insensitive and invalidating to you. While not my intention, I know that doesn't change the impact of my words, and I can only hope that my apology for my insensitivity helps in some way. I haven't gotten anything from any Palestinian people or other victims of this genocide about this, but I would prefer to make myself clear instead of just leaving it to possibly hurt someone (I hope I'm making sense)
Anyway, I blocked the pro Isreal idiots who said that shit and I'm not afraid to do it again to other pro Isreal idiots 🥱
#one piece#sonic the hedgehog#burger king x one piece#burger king#mcdonalds#Mcdonalds x Sonic#straw hats#genocide#free gaza#gaza strip#gaza genocide#fuck israel#free palestine
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i dont mean like cleaning ur hands i mean gripping the burger w a napkin. ik its cringe to ask for reblogs but please my mom is insisting this is normal and i swear ive NEVER seen anyone do that
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